As I've indicated before, kobolds are undoubtedly at their happiest when they're by their master's side. A kobold would willingly spend the rest of her life locked inside your house if it meant you were with her. Their dedication knows no bounds. However, I am not attempting to insinuate that just because your kobold would sacrifice her freedom to be with you doesn't mean you should allow her to do that. Sometimes, especially if and when the kids come, it can be a remarkable change of pace to get out of the house and explore the world together! No work, no responsibilities, and nothing to worry about except the two of you having a fun time. That's right: It's time to learn all about handling date nights with a kobold.
Hopefully, you'll realize by now that they aren't exactly hard to read. Kobolds take pride in the opposite, in fact! When it comes down to planning a date night, it is a good idea to capitalize on all that pent-up energy. Although you shouldn't be expect the sheer athleticism of something like a hellhound, kobolds love physical activity. Some may prefer running, or soccer, or dance, or even less conventional activities like laser tag. No matter what their favorite may be, though, having you do it alongside her means it's going to be even more enjoyable.
For this reason, marrying a kobold indirectly becomes a great way to stay in shape. I was never a heavy guy, but I definitely found myself fitter than ever before within a year of marriage. For Jackie, the ideal date night is doubles tennis against others couples. I have to say that, while I may be a bit biased, any activity that involves both pair-based teamwork and exercise is among the best of your options. We've won a great many games together, and we have also walked away from horrific losses. It doesn't really matter what the score was at the end of the game; what mattered was that we fought together. We sweated together. We shared in victory and defeat alike, and it made our trust in each other stronger.
Don't worry about not being 'good enough' at a game. Between you and me. . . well, this book is public, so I guess everyone can see this, but Monty's alright about it: Monty used to suck at tennis! I carried our team for dozens of matches before he started to really wow me with improvement. Do you think I cared? I hope you don't. A thousand wins by myself was nothing compared to one with Monty!
I still like teasing him about it, to be fair. But he's a good sport, and there's plenty of things to tease me over, anyway.
Even going on walks is enough to satisfy that urge to get out and be active every now and again. I suppose this shouldn't be too surprising, given the nature of Kobolds, after all. All the same, walks grant you and your wife a chance to talk, enjoy fine weather, and even potentially meet new friends! Walks are also a great, easy way to start getting into shape if you haven't exactly been taking care of yourself lately.
Be careful about leashes though! Some kobolds love wearing leashes on walks. To them, it's a physical reminder of the closeness they share with their master. Other kobolds, err, not so much. They might find leashes uncomfortable, too restricting of their movement, or even demeaning. It's one thing to lean in on the pet play stuff in the privacy of your own bedroom, but it's another to do it out in public. This is something that comes to down to personal preferences, so always ask your wife about whether she's comfortable with wearing a leash before starting your walk.
To add to that, kobolds may be a lot like dogs in some ways, but that doesn't mean they're always as reckless as an excitable dog can be. We leash dogs because some are just as like to run around and cause trouble for both themselves and others than to stay still. Kobolds are better than that; they're still human, after all! Well, uh, not really, but you get the idea. Leashes in this case are absolutely unnecessary to keep your kobold in line. Your word and verbal guidance will suffice.
Like I touched on, walks are great places to meet other couples! Domestic married kobolds tend to get very excited when they spot one another on walks, rushing over, oftentimes dragging their husbands along with them. It seems that this behavior is born out of a sense of camaraderie. They have made it, and they excitedly rejoice in one another's success. Even ferals cannot resist the temptations of excitable chatter for very long, although you shouldn't be surprised if they start out seeming a trifle uncomfortable.
Now, I'm not saying that every date night has to revolve around physical activity. Everyone enjoys the classic dinner and movie every now and again. However, for kobolds, this comes with its own set of problems. You see, getting a domestic kobold to sit still for hours on end is a monumental task. Have you been watching TV at home since you married your wife? If so, you know that it's a challenge to get through even a thirty minute episode without your wife rambling about the plot, cheering on the heroes, or booing the villains. Now, imagine your wife trying to bottle up that impulse for multiple hours in a row. It's not impossible for her to make it, but expect the possibility of loud outbursts during suspenseful moments. You'll get dirty looks, for sure.
Ferals are, as always, a little bit different. Their muted personalities grant them the ability to keep their behavior in check during quiet events. She'll be able to snuggle up with you and watch that movie, or stay in her seat during a stage show, or whatever else requires her to stay still. Yes, she'll likely still wag her tail when something cool happens, or droop her head during a tragic scene. Regardless, they are generally more capable of withstanding prolonged silence if their master desires it.
That doesn't mean that ferals inherently prefer these activities over good ol' interactivity, however. They are good at suppressing urges, but they do not have any immunity to their own emotions. It's just that, due to the hardships they've suffered, they have adapted by being more courteous. One of the things any good relationship should be built upon is compromise. Marriage is about giving and taking in equal measure, expressing your own affection while embracing what your wife offers. The dates that make your wife the happiest are the ones that allow for a high level of interactivity for the both of you. Whether your her teammate or foe, remember that having fun will always come first. If this works for you, then that's fantastic, but don't think this is something you need to do every time. For you, remember that she is willing to do anything. You are cherished. You are beloved. All the stress, worries, and sorrows of the world do not matter on these nights. All that matters is that you and her have a great time.
And with that, I believe we have thoroughly covered the basics regarding life with a kobold. If you have followed the guidelines here carefully, I'd say you are thoroughly prepared for a healthy and happy marriage with the kobold of your dreams. I'm sure you might seem a little confused. After all, there's a few pages left before you reach the true end of this book. Well, I have some parting words for you if you would like to hear them. If not, there's no worry. I promise I would not be offended. You are free to do as you wish. However, the fact that you have come this far leads me to believe you are committed to making some lucky girl very happy. You, as well as others like you, are the best hope my foundation has. If you are willing to actively help us, the closing of our book will offer you all that we can to aid you in your goal.
If not, then we understand! I just want to say goodbye! It has been both an honor and very fun to help you! All I ask is that you treat your future wife with the same love and respect she offers you! That matters over everything else, including helping out our foundation!
And if this is farewell, then, as I said at the beginning, I wish you the best of luck in love.