Who knew that a bottle of French wine from a Canadian Army Corporal would cause such a stir? Hawkeye wasn't going to give up his bottle of wine without a fight. After all, how was he supposed to woo women without it? Sadly his attempts to charm a female and begin a romance weren't working as planned. He'd exhausted his possibilities with the nurses and he was quickly running out of prospective women. Perhaps he should take lessons from Klinger, who was having amazing success in scoring bottles of wine. If only Hawkeye knew Klinger's secret.