I admit that I thought that Klinger's sudden interest in journalism was yet another attempt to try for a Section Eight, but his little newspaper wasn't half-bad! Sure, he drove everyone nuts with his constant scurrying for subscribers but it made for interesting reading. Moreover, something good actually came of it. Hawkeye used our surplus of tongue dispensers to build some crazy monument, which he ended up blowing to smithereens. Luckily, I was there with my trusty paintbrush and canvas to capture it in all its glory; that is while it was still standing.