It was the worst birthday I'd ever had. Instead of celebrating in Tokyo, I was stick with Klinger of all people on a rocky road to nowhere in a broken down jeep! So much for getting to the airport. I wanted to cry, but I wasn't about to cry in front of him. I wanted to kick myself for thinking that Klinger was a responsible person. When we got back to the 4077, I found out that I'd won the cow lottery. So maybe it wasn't such a bad birthday after all.