It didn't remain as an one shot did it? I'm making is lemons/smut/ornages/melons/fluff/whatever you wanna call cause why not? I loved the reviews so here's an update. I'll update sooner because i love the story plot line. Its light hearted, sarcastic, no angst (Through thick thin and courting is hanging as well, updates on that soon). The wedding saga still remains my favorite so you might wanna turn follow that- I have the story half written. Ah yes I need suggestions to read more Sasuhina fanfic cause I think I have probably read them all. All the people worried whether I'll continue writing them dw I will. Its personal interest and I love them no matter who says what.

CINNA'BUNS' & BEER

Hinata was sure she heard someone come around the corner and even surer that someone was peeking, watching with wide eyes. She was paranoid and honestly wanted to just sleep, never think about today ever again. She was having a pretty devastating day, her soft bed was singing lullaby and luring her for a deep comforting sleep. She wanted to warp herself in the warmth and wake up to the pretty sunshine, birds singing without any red purple blotches.

But someone had plans otherwise.

The wet slaps of her own body bemused her as to how she'd become this needy. Dutifully she sucked the fingers that were inserted inside her mouth to prevent her from moaning, screaming her soul out. She swayed her hips, grinding them deliciously against the other ones that were ramming into her at the moment.

Spank.

She gasped and bit into his finger. The lewd sounds echoed in the air. The agonising realisation set- he just smacked her inside the hyuga compound with byakugan eyes all around her, guards doing periodic duties, the clan leader being a stereotypical father and her sister notorious. She should be furious, she should've already kicked him out of the district. Instead her treacherous vagina contracted- squeezing the dick embedded deep into her.

Spank. Spank. Spank.

Her derriere blossomed a shade of red as he rammed into her again. This time Hinata wasn't so sure about her conviction. He had his fingers inside her mouth to prevent her from screaming but now he was spanking her lifeless like that. The fucking irony will lead to her disownment for sure. She was ashamed of the indecent activities happening on her bed, the innocent bed with uncontaminated white sheets that lay crisply now drenched in sweat and secretions.

"D-don't!" She warned or intended to but somehow her voice came wanton, demanding more of it.

"Don't want daddy dearest to know about naughty stuff do you?" He leaned in. His chiselled chest brushed her backside. He shifted to a position with one of his hands lingering around her neck, fingers of which were salaciously sucked and the other rested beside her body to give them both leverage, hinata was on her fours grinding her sweet ass against him.

These were the kind of comments he did to rile her up. These were supposed to be ignored especially when the situation was so fucking edgy. She should've shooed him in the first place. Yet a devil resided inside her which was triggered by the rambunctious risqué she was taking. Today she was usually bold to a point where she was regretting the dire consequences she will surely have but did it anyway. "B-but you already know. "

A last straw was what he would call that. Between the two of them Hinata was extremely submissive and generally wanted to be quiet but ended up screaming. She prevented these things. Now though she wasn't the hyuga lady anymore this was just an erotic Hinata unloving everything else but the moment she was strangled in. It got him so aroused that in a moment the position were changed, he lay atop bed with Hinata on top of him, her back facing him. His hands rightfully travelled all around her body like a pirate to a trade ship. He pinched wherever necessary and the libertine moan he got whenever he did motivated him to do more. She was moving her hips and jumping with him pumping his hips to match their pace. Occasionally he would turn her around in destitution and steal away kisses. They were sprawled across the bed, stretching their limbs selfishly to reach new levels of satisfaction.

When their hips started moving a little faster one of his hands trekked its way towards her groin brushing against her clitoris. The indigent mewl that left that pretty mouth of hers left his Cock twitching. Expertly he made circles around her clit and on a final note he pinched it along with her nipple that pushed her off the edge of whimpering and left her to gasp for air. She was panting heavily as the orgasm hit her in humongous waves for the fourth time tonight or wait, it was already midnight.

With a few more thrusts he came as well releasing himself inside her for the third time. Hinata flopped on him; sweaty bodies catching glint of air as the high subsided slowly. His hands still atop her snaked around her waist and reshifted themselves on a position as in he was holding her. His back hit the wall and he pulled her closer to him, her chest rubbing his. He wanted for her to say something on the lines of declaring her love, wanting him more like he has wished for months now instead she turned herself. Her back was to him and she coiled further away from him.

He cursed. What did I do? He could do anything that elicited this response from his creation in womb to his last exhale. On a legal ground it's really hard to round off what wrong he did to grace him with this particular moment.

His hands still snaked around her waist and grabbed them in an intent to pull her closer because this was beyond ridiculous. She smacked his hand and moved further beyond. He wanted to pull all his hair out of their roots, roll his eyes but he stifled it. The consequences could be worse than just being ignored like that, is it even being ignored? After he just fucked her for hours in her parents home, under hyuga high security how does this kind of shit even make sense?

Regardless of her smacking he pulled her closer. "Get out. " was her response and it really got him thinking to what he owes this heartless treatment.

"Where to?" He teased. His lips hovered over her ears and necks showing her with peppery kisses. Who would've thought him to be this loveable, laughable. His hands gently massaged her stomach and he proceeded to kiss her more,nibble on her ear lobes.

"To your girls. " The hawty reply really did make him groan. A defensive version of him wanted to counterattack if that's what he wanted he wouldn't have been here with her pampering her with kisses and massages if 'girls' was all he wanted. That he wouldn't have come here in the first place nor could he have followed her around nor could he have come around her like a box of iron to magnet. The fact that she was the only one he was this liberal to and yet she had the audacity to question his motives really did make him doubt his own choices.

"They're not around." He meant it sarcastically of course. He nuzzled his nose in her shoulder blades and kissed her neck removing her long hair obstructing his affection.

However what he wasn't anticipating was she would sit up completely ignoring him, get dressed and leave him not without slamming the damn door. For the first some girl left him speechless and gaping. After all that beyond his comfort zone kisses he did she left him with a very clear message, get out or I will. And she did.

Audibly, visibly, he groaned. The tug he gave his scalp reminded him why ascetic living was something he preached. He eyed the box of cinnamon buns that lay half eaten just as hopeless as him. The nauseated sweet smell still wanted through the air making him yearn, quite painfully, for the lavender smelling woman that just left him.

Sasuke was not a fan of outings, he was absolutely not an AC for friends outings either. The proposal came to him at morning 8 am when he was undergoing his rituals of existential crisis-by Naruto of course. He agreed because of one thing- beer. Konoha had its own beer station, the crowding got so insane at night you could hardly get into it. So the guys Naruto called friends decided they would give it a try in the morning. 9am. A Sunday drunk throughout.

Here he was at 9:30 am chugging mugs of beer cause when life gives you lemon fuck it and drink alcohol instead. Besides his seriously fucked up love life? Fuck life? He got to know now his friends life was fucked too. Not anything he wasn't aware of before. When he first sat at the booth the only name clue he had were 'porcupine head', 'chubby pumpkin', 'paler than paper' and later dog mutt and bug hive. It took him solid minutes to figure out their names thanks to Naruto shouting their names to talk with them. That was probably the only time his obnoxious loud as fuck howling voice came to any use.

"Yo what's all that commotion! It's crowded at fuck in the city!" A drunk Kiba -if that existed- barked. Sasuke saw shrugs and 'It's Sunday's before Shikamaru took the honour to address the reason.

"They are releasing the results of the most attractive shinobi both male and female, today at noon. People are betting for their faves."

"What the fuck? Something like that exists?" Naruto who was as clueless as him asked. Really? Most attractive shinobi? The management doesn't seem right. His inner child Sasuke shuddered at the image of fangirls harassing him.

"A magazine started this. They had outlets of shinobi already in demand. Citizens voted, hence the results. " He regressed back to his hands on cheek bored as fuck expression.

"Apparently the popularity grew so much they extended the voting period to an extra week. People from other villages voted as well. " The paler than paper creepy as fuck- uh sai said.

"Ohhhh that's what the post master has been complaining about!" Naruto exclaimed as if he creaked open a million dollar riddle. "So like people from all the five villages participated?"

"Hokage thought it would be a good idea to improve connections so the magazines were shipped in cargo. Sold out on the first day. "Pineapple head with all his information again.

"Sakura and ino were butting heads. Remind me to not go near them." Kiba shuddered. Thanks to him he got flashbacks of their pity fights as well. They were 19 for fucksake what was there to even fight for? "So who do you think is going to win?"

Sasuke expected a 'Sakura chan' from the blonde idiot but he looked rather thoughtful. Sai said something on the lines of 'ino will win, Sakura is ugly' and Naruto probably protested with a hey. There were chorus, mumbles about it being something between them. Not that he cared enough to listen to reasonings, what whipped his attention like a slave was Shikamaru's words.

"Hinata will win." He said with confidence. Zero doubts, no stutter, straight up facts. Sasuke agreed on his family finances that she was indeed the most attractive. The issue was he was not ready to Share that fact of information. He would gatekeep that, who would not? It irked him that someone else- pineapple top no less was wooing her like that. Who does he think he is? Sasuke glared at him hard, 'wanna fight?'

"Bwahahahaha." Kiba the mutt howled. "No shit she's hot.'' There was a pause the mutt seemed to remember somethng that -he cringed- would not be very favorable if Sasuke knew. ''Are you forgetting who her father is? He will bite people if he gets to know someone put her on that scandalous list." Sasuke would very much cheer that on.

"Neji would go on a rampage. Konoha is doomed." If he saw her name or any pictures of her plastered in any seducing way- that probably will happen to people on posters- he would go too. Beside him Naruto seemed too pale. What the fuck?

"Isn't team 10 on a mission though? I haven't seen them since last month." Excellent observation by pumpkin kin. And that's when he realised, 'oh'. He looked at Shikamaru who nodded his head- Neji was strategically sent on a long mission. Kakashi that man whore-

He sighed. Hiashi hyuga was still his best bet. He doubted Ino would've not seduced the management so they were fine. Fine really. No no he absolutely did not break the beer glass. It was an accident, life has been stressful.

They hung out for a few more hours- Sasuke was clueless how he managed to tolerate these people. Ultimately they were kicked out. Naruto douchebag still paddled around him gossiping about the village. His left eyehad an itch behind them. It got so irritable he pondered if he should just pop them out for a nice scratch. Other than that weird feeling that he will have a stroke or gve one to someone it was fine until noon.

At noon there was a huge uproar of horny konoha maggots- one was people howling at the results, another one was an explosive of enormous amounts of chakra- Hakkeshō kaiten.

Glaring at the billboard that had bold letter of ' 'Hinata hyuga- the most attractive and sexiest shinobi' his mangekyo itching and amaterastu raging he wondered if he should do a collab with Neji.

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