Hello fellows. My name is... I honestly don't remember what it is but I have a very long story that I don't really want to share with you but seeing as How I might die because some crazy bitch is controlling.. I have no idea what that thing is... I might as well share my story. You can just call me Ferret. Because that's what I am. A talking Ferret, How'd I get this way. I was fucking born this way goddammit, At least I think I was, I hope I'm not some freak genetic experiment that was created by a mad scientist whose goal was to transfer a human mind into an animal to which he could study behavior from animals in their point of vie- I'm getting distracted aren't I.

Anyway. I think my life was expanded when I woke up in a world with a shattered moon. I gotta remember to ask about that soon. The second thing I noticed is that my box... I mean my portable house was missing... You know. you'd think whatever god brought me here would at least let me keep my bo- Oh there it is... Never mind, that's not my box. That is definitely not my box. Whose box is this. I need to kno- I gotta stop getting distracted. Anyway, I walked around and explored for a bit till I saw a man flying out of a window of a shop called... You know I hate being short because I don't think I was even able to read the fucking sign. And that's when I met her... The one with the red hood. I think her name was Ruby. Not positive. But She's seems to be cute enough and it looked like these people we're bad guys so I figured what the hell. I gotta ask myself why was my very first decision a bad one, these guys have guns, I have tiny excuses for claws, These guys look really tough and I look cute and adorable. So because of that I figured the first guy I attack would be the one who doesn't look intimidating. Oh hey a guy with a nice hat and a cane. Let's attack him.

So I get ready to jump on his face, when I feel a ton of pressure on my tail. That's when I made my presence known to everyone by screaming at the top of my goddamn lungs and cartoonishly Launching into the air like a rocket... To which I saw a floating castle. At least I think I did, I really didn't pay much attention because I was cartoonishly flying where no ferret has gone before. Seriously this was ridiculous, This is how I found out I hate heights... at least I didn't stay in the air. And I saw a weird looking plane... thing, I have no idea. All I knew was that I was about to hit the windshield, Which I did. I think There was a red dress in there. Oh and the guy with the hat was in there too. I believe this was the first time one of the inhabitants was aware of my appearance. I was actually questioning a couple things, Why was I still alive and why was it taking so long to slide off. When I eventually fell off I was surrounded by blackness and I believe I passed out. I'm not actually positive what happened. All I knew was I heard voices outside and I fell asleep. At least I think I did.

When I woke up, I was in a room with a single light and 2 strangers. It was at that moment Where I thought I was gonna die. Thankfully They just asked me questions, stupid questions, Like where did I come from, How am I able to speak, Do I know who they are, Do I know what Beacon is, Do I know what remnant is, what's my name, and whatever stupid shit, I did the smart thing and said yes to every question. Actually when I think about it now, that was a terrible idea. I think I know why they were looking at me now, And that is How I ended up on an airship and on my way to this Beacon place.

Since I was on a giant airship. I wish to avoid attention. So I find a lovely place to hide. At least I thought I did, No Instead I get covered in puke and someone else steps on my tail making me launch like a goddamn rocket again, This Time I was bouncing all over the fucking place. I legit went through a transparent Women. It was weird as all hell I tell you. Eventually I crashed into someone. A blonde woman with giant tits. That's where I passed out again. only to wake up in the arms of the red hooded girl.

"What are you?" She asked me when she noticed I was awake.

"I'm a ferret, I thought that would be obvious. I mean seriously, What the fuck is wrong with your eyes. Oh wait your not supposed to know this information, I'm a result of an acid trip." I replied. God I talk allot.

She went to reply when she tripped and fell over who I shall call the White Bitch's luggage. I'm pretty sure she has a name but I forgot about it, Mainly because she always threw me out of the dorm, Froze me, among several other types of abuse. I'll explain later, Anyway. She's yelling at red hood and I'm looking for any signs of of a dick she might have when she said my trigger word... she called me a fucking rat.

"THAT'S IT WHITE BITCH IT'S ON!" I screamed at the top of my lungs ready to pounce on her. when a giant explosion happens, launching me into the sky... and into a window. At least this trip was relatively short. I think I saw bunny ears. Not too positive on that. all I know is I was falling to the ground again. at least I thought I was No instead I was saved by girl with bow on her head. I really need to learn the names of peop...

Sorry about that, red hood stepped on my tail again, in an attempt to break down a castle... Wait that thing is a castle... Considering the fact that I live in a castle dorm room, you would think that...

So I'm gonna add to the list of reasons why Mr. Blondie should be murdered. Let's see, reason Two hundred seventy six, He stepped on my tail and smacked me with a piece of bread. I am now gonna write my story while stuck to a wall. My life is just fucking terrific now. Well anyway. After that fiasco. The guy who puked on me approached us and I was ready to neuter him when Red Riding Hood told me not too. Granted on her part it took a lot of convincing... OK no it didn't all she did was offer me a cookie... It was a really good cookie... I don't need to explain myself to you... Don't look at me like you're surprised Blondie boy... As soon as I'm done with my story I wil- Wait a minute did I just write down everything I just said... oops.

So ignoring that part. They talked around a bit while I was munching on the cookie until they realized they got lost. "I know where to go, Follow me." I stated Jumping out of Ms. Hood's hand and onto the ground to where I start walking towards the castle with Pride. Shut up Blonde Boy... What do you mean that didn't happen... That's how I remember it... Says you without me, you would've been lost... Fine I'll tell the truth! GODDAMN IT I WROTE EVERYTHING I SAID AGAIN!

The truth is they walked around a bit more till I could smell The White Bitch's perfume... At least I think it was perfume. I'm not too positive. Anyway, That's where I learned that Ms. Hey look at my tits finally noticed Red Hoodie. And waved her over. Those 2 made their exchanges when I was doing my own thing. I didn't really pay attention to them or what they we're saying. Mainly because that's where I lost interest. Until White Bitch made her way over, at the time, I was being really reserved... Can I just tell my story please... I'm not spreading lies... I did not try and tackle you... No I did not shout Rabies Attack... Fine we'll just agree to disagree... Listen Red, you have your version and I have min- Where's the tits? Wait am I writing everything... Whatever.

Anyway. One of the people who questioned me made a tiny speech before we all went our separate ways. Well Me, Mrs. Scarlet Hood, and her Titty sister didn't. No they just had to ask me more questions. At least they were yes and no questions so because of that I just did what I did last time... or at least I tried too. No they wanted details and with my very foggy memory I answered their questions to the best of my abilities. Until they asked me about my experience here. To which I just started talking, and talking, and talking, OK I was not shutting up for a while. Well that was until Ranger Red Hood noticed the Girl with the Bow in her head and ditched me. OK it wasn't entirely her fault, Blonde huge tits dragged her away. I'm pretty sure the reason was to stop my rambling. So I did the reasonable thing and when I look back the first smart thing I did since I got here. I just curled up in a little ball and attempted to sleep.

When I woke up, I noticed I was being carried somewhere by the Red Rose girl. OK to explain the sudden new nickname I saw a rose on her belt. Anyway, I asked what was going on and she told me that we have to go to initiation. From that answer I started to worry about the fact that I may have accidentally joined a cult. Whelp I've made worse decisions. So She took me to a hill and placed me on a platform. She then bursted into rose pedals. Yes I know that sounds weird but that's what happened. Anyway It looks like this chaos is over so I'm just gonna stop there... OK fine I'll tell the rest of my story... Where is your sister... Oh there she is, crashing down through the ceiling... Now she knows how I feel when you're cartoonishly launched into the air. Wow they made quite the mess here. I hope they don't use me as a mop. Oh hey it's monkey boy, with a grape man. Don't really know what to think of that. But whatever, my story will have to wait until the next possible death or when I enter the one who talks more than me's classroom

So that is it, The first chapter of my story, I was a little hesitant to write it but a friend of mine started writing his story In Remnant's Time Of Need and I got inspired to write this one based off my VRchat personality, I had a fun time writing this the past few days and I hope everyone has a fun time reading it.