Greetings again, I'm stuck in a classroom of the man who never shuts up so I figured I'll just say I'm taking notes even though I never listened to a word he said since day one. Anyway, Back to where I left off.

So I look around and notice other people around Blondie's Chest needs constant Attention's age also standing on platforms, all of which are being lined up and looking at something. So I take a peak at what they're looking at and that's when I noticed I was on a hill. Now I was thinking I fucked up and joined a suicide cult. Glad that wasn't the case. Now considering on how White Bitch and others are looking at me with their suspicions. I'll just tell the truth, I shit myself and pissed myself when I realized we were on a cliff. I still feel a little bad for the person who had to clean up the platform.

So after a little while, people are disappearing until the person next to me launches and that's when time slowed down as a bunch of pressure on my feet launching me upwards towards the cliffs edge, it was at that moment where my life flashed a bit before my eyes. Causing me to scream at the top of my damn lungs as I'm once again flying through the fucking air. This Time during my little screaming fit I noticed a bunch of trees. I thought perfect I'll just land in a bush just like my squirrel ancestors. Until I realized I had nothing in common with those filthy fuckers and I basically crash and burn hitting tons of branches and other such on my way down to the ground. I still don't know how I didn't break anything to this day.

So after that ordeal, I start exploring. Not really knowing why that guy launched us here in the first place. Until I hear a sound. I turn around and I'm pretty sure I came across a new species of bear Pokemon that I think the developers forgot to add into the game. This leads to possibly one of the worse decisions I've made since I got here. I called it a pokemon reject that's clearly trying to over compensate for more than just that. To which it roared at me, Causing me to start screaming and dashing the opposite direction at full speed. To where I run into Fat Chest Blondie as she gives that bear a ton of new holes. I then notice we may have been surrounded till another person. Mystery bow girl slices it in half, making me feel really incompetent about my combat abilities.

So they say their hellos to each other and start walking. I just start following them, Mainly because they have to know what we're doing here. I won't bother asking if they did... No Kitty Kat I did not... Again with accusing me with the lies... I did not ask you and Blondie Cleavage what we were doing... Don't you dare back her up you weren't even there... No, No there's no problem Teacher... Yes I'm sure, Go along with your story sir... Wait did I just... Fuck me I have a problem.

Anyway, I'm just traveling along side them until we come across some Chess Pieces, where all the shit started to go down. Well that came after I started riding a little horsie that Blonde Puberty Starter picked up off a pedastol. Yes I know it's called a knight but I don't think Blondie Long Hair with twig on top knew that. To be fair my little Pony ride didn't last long as Chaos started to erupt starting with Ms. My chest is fan service's sister falling from the sky, Followed by a girl riding the bear thing cowgirl style... That came out wrong, let me try again. Followed by a girl riding the bear like a cowgirl... No that sounds a little worse... Ok I got it. Followed by a girl riding the bear as if it was a mechanical bull. Nailed it.

She was followed by Bruce Lee with a budget. Afterwards, Ginger Wonder Woman came out of the trees with a giant fucking scorpion thing chasing behind her when they were followed by Mr. Needs to be murdered and White Bitch also falling from the sky. And that's where Me and Blondie Picture me naked both lost our temper and screamed at everyone. I think I was more vulgur and straight to the point when I yelled "WILL EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN JESUS GODDAMN SEND ME TO HELL CHRIST, I MEAN SERIOUSLY CAN'T WE ALL JUST RELAX FOR ONE GODDAMN FUCKING MINUTE!" I actually think it looked like I had Rabies that day. Not too positive.

Anyway Little Miss Red Reaper Wannabe Started charging at the scorpion where she gets caught by a giant feather from out of nowhere and the scorpion gets ready to sting her, that's when I had an idea. Until White Bitch stole my thunder that is by saving Miss Red Robin Hood by freezing the scorpion before it stung her. It was at that moment. I noticed a giant Bird. Like it was a kaiju sized bird, I mean if you've ever seen Godzilla: King of the Monsters, you will see that thing is basically a feathery version of the giant moth from that movie. Or was it a feathery version of the lava bird. That's probably a better idea... I'm getting distracted.

So I ask politely where shall we go next. Someone pointed in the right direction. And I bolted that way, Ran as fast as my little legs could take me... Only to see I wasn't running anywhere. 50% Discount Kung Fu Star held my tail before I could run anywhere. I thought it was because I didn't say thank you, So I went to say thanks when The ultimate betrayel happened. Red Stepped on my tail and sent me launching into the air straight at monster bird to which I make it slightly delay it's little feather attack. Still didn't stop me from screaming like a little bitch though.

So I spent a good few minutes in the air because I may have stolen a feather from the bird to which it was helping me with a safe landing, Little did I know, That wasn't the fucking case though. No the bird wanted it's feather back as it came at me with Blondie holding it's mouth open with one arm and Shooting at it with the other. I know this because I went into the mouth of the bird and grabbed it's uvula where I held on for dear life. Hoping I don't make the damn thing puke. I'm scared for my life when all of a sudden I see that Goldilocks with tits jumped out. and a few minutes went by in complete darkness while I'm scared shitless. The birds mouth opens slightly and I think for a laugh it decided to torture me because it was looking straight down. Once again, Time slows down as I see it's head get chopped off and a red and black thing hit me towards land to which I just pass out from two things. Pure exhaustion and the fact that I was nearly killed again. I lost count on how many times that happened.

Oh look at that, the bell rang. Well I guess I'll see you guys next I almost die, Or when I get bored. I don't know. I'm starting to like writing it lets me release the pent up frustrations I've been bottling up. Maybe I'll continue when everyone goes to sleep tonight.

So that's chapter 2 for you. I hope I didn't disappoint anyone, if you can't already tell though, I'm going for a more of a classic slapstick style of humor here and this story is purely Comedy based and will take place mainly from Ferret's POV. That might change but I don't know yet. I hope you enjoyed this chapter.