Ok so Everyone is asleep I think. I'm not positive but I'll just have to write my story for a while until I pass out or They get into some nonsense. I don't know, they're usually really good at that. Anyway, Hello again fellows. My story shall continue as I sadly live on another day on this wretched world I now call home.

So after the Forest of death. That Guy With The Glasses and the Coffee mug announced we'll be in teams. I thought I shouldn't be in a team, I'm a lone wolf... ferret and I don't need anybody watching my back. That was until I thought about my past experiences in my old life. Which included being threatened as a, and I quote, A pocket pussy. I then realized that maybe I should be in team. Just when I made that realization. He announced I'll be in team RWBY, Led by Ruby Rose. I think that's what he said... Wait that's your name... What cruel parents would give you... I mean Great parents would give you a such a lovely name... I think I dodged a bullet there.

Anyway, ignore the previous statements, I was put on team RWBY for some odd reason and I was basically told that until I remember my name, I'll basically be a +1 to the team. I found that a little insulting and a little true as well. Mainly because I didn't have parents. Well at least ones who knew how abortions work or how to raise a child. Because my very first memory was me scavenging a dumpster behind a taco bell for food and the owner trying to Murder me. My god my life was sad and boring thinking about it now.

Anyway again, Where was I? Oh yeah, So I'm now a part of team RWBY and I was told I'd be living with them in a single dorm. My first thought was that was a bad idea. Mainly because it would intefere with my schedule and the fact that. Well with my previous experiences, being in a room with multiple people for a long period of time often leads to them going insane and attempting to murder me. Granted I may have pushed buttons.

So the first night in the dorm already lead to the team claiming the entire room with all their stuff all over the walls. Including a poster of a boy band from the blonde... crap I don't have a nickname... umm... I know. Rapunzel with knockers. I saw real life Catwoman hide a book under her pillow. If you're wondering, yes I read that book, I now know how humans have sex. Some other random decorations to which they all huddled in the middle. Looking at each other whispering things before looking at me and asking me about the bed situation. I basically told them to use a spare pillow and a spare piece of cloth and put them in a drawer. I still use the drawer to this day. They just said ok and made bunk beds that looked like two homeless versions of bunk beds. I'm glad they used books and not me.

So after that ordeal, Everyone excluding me and someone else, I'll explain in a bit. Went to lay down on their beds while I went to the bathroom to take a bath only to find that it was locked. I knocked on the door only to hear muffled screaming from the other side saying something along the lines of I'm getting ready for a shower. I don't really know. What I do know is at that time I wasn't having it because I needed a nice relaxing bath and whoever was in there was preventing that from happening.

"You'll let me the fuck in right now!" I screamed at the door only to hear a NO come from the other side. This infuriated me and looking back, I should've just waited. But that's not what happened. Now I'm pretty sure you realized that I've made a series of bad decisions during my time here and that statement holds up to this day, Because what I did instead was sneak outside the window to where I found a vent, I took advantage of that and basically opened it to sneak in the bathroom while a naked Princess was in the shower... Just be happy I'm not calling you White Bitch... Anyway, I was apparently heavier than I look because when I got to the bathroom. The vent below me fell when I jumped on it, Causing a multitude of things to happen. The vent made a loud crashing sound which caused the White Witch of Narnia to peak out from the shower to see me which she responds by screaming at the top of her lungs. Which caused me to start screaming, which caused the other team members attempting to break down the door while asking what was going on.

"THAT STUPID RODENT SNUCK IN HERE!" White Bitch screamed. Causing them to realize that I was no longer in the same room as them, and that I snuck out the window, to the outside where I got access to the ventilation system.

"IF YOU OPENED THE DOOR, THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED!" I screamed back causing Princess Stick in the Mud to kick me. To which I went flying into the mirror. As they finally got the door open to see a ferret stuck to the mirror and a girl covering herself with the shower curtain. I was picked up and carried out of the bathroom. They also repaired the door thankfully. and I was put into the drawer with a pillow and cloth and they basically locked me in there.

At least it's comfortable in there but I was still mad pleading my case through the locked drawer saying how it was her fault. God I was such a fucking idiot. I wasn't quitting either, I spent hours until they finally let me out only for me to be frozen in an icicle and locked back in the drawer. Well at least I was clean and surrounded by water I thought, very cold water. because I was frozen solid and thinking that if I live through this, Which is obvious that I did. It got me thinking though, maybe I was in the wrong, maybe I shouldn't have done that, maybe I should apologize when the Ice melts.

So I spend the while night freezing my ass off. Again, No idea how I survived that, But I did, well at least the ice melted but I was still really cold. When they all woke up. I heard Ruby talking about plans. To which I weakly knocked on the drawer. To Which Ruby being the only nice one actually opening it while everyone else was getting ready to remove my balls. So I had to damage my ego and apologize.

"I may have made a very bad decision last night and considering the fact that I spent a whole night frozen solid. You can rest assure that I won't ever do that again. because I really don't want to be frozen again, or worse, so I'm sorry I snuck in the bathroom and I'll repair the vent at some point later today." I said, Swallowing my pride and getting ready for no one to forgive me. To my surprise as well as everyone elses surprise. Snowflake actually kinda forgave me. Well more like telling me I've learned my lesson to which she realized that we might be late for classes. At the time that shocked me because I did not think this was a school like fucking hogwarts. But I digress, Seeing as how Ruby grabbed me and basically running like the wind to the first class. which was very boring. I fell asleep within the first few seconds of the lecture. To which that sleep felt like a few seconds because the next minute I'm being dragged to another class, and another one, then lunch time happened.

Now usually at lunch, you would expect peace. Now, Ruby and the other members including Snow White, Sister Big tits, and Cat chatting with another team that I remember seeing at initiation, or as I like to call it, The Forest of death. That was when I noticed something, A girl with playboy bunny ears was being bullied with some jerk off pulling her ears. Now being a victim of bullying myself. I decided I need to do something. So I snuck off and went to confront dickless over his crimes.

Now as soon as I reached over there, I walked over to him and asked "Mr. Dick with no balls, Why are you harrasing this girl?" To which he commited the biggest crime of his life. He looked at me, And replied "Because I can, Now get lost you stupid rat! You don't even belong here." Before continuing to torment the poor girl.

"Say that again." I demanded. As I was getting ready for my attack.

"I said, You don't belong here you stupid rat." He replied, pulling her ear harder after each syllable.

"One More Time." I replied angrily, as I was about ready to fuck mr. My parents were siblings up.

"I called you a Stupid Fucking Rat That doesn't belong here." He said, Finally getting into range for my attack. Which was basically biting his nose. He screamed in agony as he finally let go of the bunny girl and starts attempting to pull me off of his face. I was beyond pissed off at this point. This Jerkoff without a dick called me a rat 3 times. That is a war crime against my kind dammit. Anyway, he finally got me off his face and attempted to squeeze me. I say attempted because I slipped out of his hands and down his shirt to where his friends and I were kicking the living shit out of him. With me Biting and scratching everywhere I could While his friends Threw punches at him attempting to hit me. I eventually discovered I was wrong sadly, This guy does have balls, They're just the size of Sunflower seeds. That's when I had a very evil Idea, Basically telling him that if I'm a rat, I'll like nuts too. To which before he could do anything, I bit one of his balls. I crawled out spitting out the flavor. To which one of his goons stepped on my tail, Making me launch torwards his face eventually putting a quick end to our fight and my flight as I'm pretty sure he got knocked the fuck out. Before I could recover and tell him that he's my bitch, The Witch with the Whip entered and basically told us to meet her in detention... I think I'll just stop here. You really don't want to know about detention and I really just want to sleep. Goodnight. Seeya next time.