Good morning peoples. I woke up really early because I enjoy sharing my story with people who I'll probably never meet ever in my life. But on with my story, I realize my last chapter may have been boring so I'll pick up the pace and tell you about our first field trip... to another forest. Which sounded like a god awful idea to me, and it was.
OK let me explain, we had to go on a field trip to a forest to gather some type of Jelly, From a tree. My team offered to let me do what I want and they'll just gather it. I thought that was nice but I'll do my own work. So with a lot of struggle I managed to get a jar barely a quarter full. I know that's lame but I have a small body and tiny limbs. As I'm trying to get another quarter. I noticed that there was a full jar by Mr. Pukes on Ferrets feet. Seeing that gave me an idea. Not the idea that you're thinking. I know now that the smarter thing should've been take his jar and replace it with mine.
No my idea was payback, I decided to sneak in the jar and jump out at him the first chance I get. So I quietly and quickly took off the lid, Climbed in, quietly and quickly put the lid back on, and hid myself within the jelly. To which I actually got a taste of it for the first time ever and I realized, This stuff tastes really good. So I forgot my original plan and just start eating the jelly, it was really good jelly, So good I that Ignored the mumbled Yelling that was taking place outside. Then next thing I know, the jar breaks and I'm on My new bitch's head. Now, there was a lot of feelings that day, Confusion for me, Fear for Vomit Boy, and anger from My Bitch. I noticed that he had a some jelly on his nose so I took advantage and scraped it off with my hand.
"Oh hey, you finally have a good quality, you taste pretty good." I stated in a mocking tone. To which he looked up and noticed I was on his head and also covered in Jelly.
"What the, What were you doing in the JAR?" Blonde failed experiment asked.
"What were you doing in the jar?" I retorted, Still eating the Jelly off of my bitch. Before he could reply, we all heard a roar that sounded way too familiar for my liking. So My Bitch's teammates book it leaving all three of us alone. Next thing I know, Another giant bear thing came into view at charged at all of us. We all panicked in our own way. Me and my Bitch Screamed like bitches while Blonde Sword and Shield attempted to protect us, I noticed Finally that there was a wasp nest of source on a tree. I jumped off of my bitch's head and onto the tree where I made my way to the wasp nest. Once I got there, I picked it up and threw it at the bear to which backfired on me terribly when all the wasps started charging at me before I could frame the bear, I mean my bitch, I mean Puke Boy wonder, I mean... I think I was gonna frame all 3 of them. Oh well, Things got worse for me as I was running for my life away from wasps, Eventually running into a couple of my teammates and Ms. BDSM with a riding crop while being chased by wasps. I don't remember if any of them attempted to help me or not because I was too busy screaming and running. You can't really blame me though, I was being chased by fucking monster bugs.
Here's the sad part of the story. They eventually caught up to me and that's when the stinging and biting commenced. Granted I started running a little bit faster. To which they flew a little faster to catch up and attack again. This lasted for a good 10 minutes. When my teammates finally did help me. I looked like a furry Balloon Animal, Just swollen and covered in Sting marks everywhere, Let me tell you now, This wasn't fucking pleasant. Every step I took felt like fire, I could barely see, I could barely breathe, and I could, barely stay awake to be of any use. I was in pain and I'm pretty sure I was close to death. Which after that point I just accepted that I'm not gonna die anytime soon.
So I spent the next few days in the nurses office. Where I got daily visits from my teammates and even Puke Boy to which he gave me some flowers and some meat. It tasted like dogfood but I pretended to like it to which when he finally left. I held it in my mouth for a while before spitting it out all over the floor of the nurse's office. I also got a visit from Bunny Girl to which she thanked me for What I did, and that if she can repay the favor any way she would. I asked her to fluff my pillow to which made it even more comfortable. I told her thanks and you're welcome before she left with a small blush on her face.
So after those few days, I was finally cleared to be let out to Which My teammates invited me out for a day in the town. Now seeing as how nothing could go wrong when tons of more people would be around me. I said sure, Basically hopping on Ruby's shoulder and travelling with her.
Now They we're just traveling and talking amongst themselves while I was taking in the sights. This town was kinda boring. It just looked like any other city I've seen. With the exception of all the Crystal shops I saw. including one that's been robbed. I think I know who did it but then all of a sudden. Monkey Boy came out of Nowhere with apparantly stolen goods to which the Ice Queen said let's follow him. I wasn't really sure how that was supposed to work out but I fell off of Ruby's shoulder before anything else and I made a mad dash for them. Eventually catching up to them and seeing the Wendy's Girl in Green Dress.
"Don't ever leave me again." I said catching my breath. They all turned to me and the... I honestly don't have another nickname for her or know her name... Got up from the ground and greeted us in the weirdest possible way ever. Like who even says Salutations while they're on the ground... or even standing up for that matter. Anyway, Ruby introduced us and except me to which I just called myself Ferret and her My buddy before Ruby said later Friend or something along those lines to which she picked me up and placed me back on her shoulder.
Now Ms. White was talking about her when all of a sudden, We we're cut off and The Low Budget Wendy'd Mascot was now right in front of us, Causing me to jump off of Ruby's shoulder and... Forget the nickname bit. To start interogating us, mainly Ruby to which she asked what did we call her. I Didn't say anything but Let Ruby tell her that she called her Friend to which Miss Antisocial... Dammit she's a hard one to come up with a nickname... To start Ranting acting like a pshycho depicting their friendship like every stereotypical Girlfriends ever, which scared me even more. Somehow though that lead to Snowflake and Meow to start arguing about something. I was comepletely Clueless and I eventually decided that maybe I should step in. But nope, That lead to us heading back to the dorm room and I think I'll stop here. Mainly because the other's are starting to wake up So I'll just see you next time.
Man that was a chapter and a half, If you can't tell. The next chapter is basically him Finding out that blake is a faunus and sneaking off with her, And the Finale which is going to be tons of fun and tons of work. I hoped you enjoyed this chapter. I enjoyed writing it.
