So I'm in Professor's needs to shut up's class so I got a bit of time here. Before that, He just needs to shut the hell up, I don't think I talk as much as he does. Dude shut up for one second ok, The world would be better off that way.
Anyway, enough getting off topic. So we made our way back to the dorm where Mrs. Kitty and Snow White are still arguing. They've been like that for hours. All until Kit Kat said something important, the room went in a state of absolute silence. Which was a first time thing and I wasn't having it.
"I hate silence and the mood is too damn depressing here. Let's talk about something more chipper shall we... Like How I managed to make that Bully my bitch." I said trying to enlighten the mood but it was too late for that. I don't think anyone paid any attention to me. I just thought it was worth a shot before Ruby Told us to get some sleep. So we did, At least Ruby, Her Big Titted Sister and White Privilege did. Me and Cat didn't get any sleep though, Mainly because she snuck out, and I followed her. All the way to the courtyard to which I saw two things. Monkey Boy walking up behind her And her taking off her Bow to reveal cat ears. That's when I made my prescense known.
"So you're a cat?" I asked, making Monkey Boy... That's the only nickname I have for him... No I don't want to know his real name... Can I just tell my story please... Thank you... Anyway, Cat turned around as well to notice me.
Monkey boy asked about my ability to speak to which Blake shushed him and asked me why I followed her. I just shrugged basically telling her I don't know, That I just felt like following her and thought she could use some company with someone who has similar problems... Almost. So I just hopped on her shoulder to which Monkey Boy attempted to pet me. I responded by Biting his Pinky. I know that sounds harsh but I didn't know him that well at the time and I wasn't going to let some random person touch my delicate fur.
So our first stop was a restaurant to which they talked about Faunus Things and I joined in every now and then... Talking about Ferret things and how they can relate to their problems, They then we're all of a sudden talking about a serious Heist thing. I have no idea how the conversation went that direction but it did. And that somehow got the attention of a couple Bystanders. Specifically one Skinny Ass White Boy and And a Hot as all hell Chika.
"What are you guys talking about?" The Low Budget Jim Carrey asked.
"None of your Fucking business so Fuck off." I replied all snarky.
"What if I want to make it my business?" He replied. This Guy was good.
"Well too bad, We're Korean, We don't know Engrish." I replied thinking I got the upper hand.
"Then how are we talking?" His Girlfriend Replied.
"Don't worry about it, Just worry about the fact that your breasts are gonna cause you too fall on your ugly ass face one day bitch." I replied which caused both Cat's and Monkey's jaws to drop in absolute shock. I felt proud of myself until I felt a ton of Pressure on my face which caused me to go back and fall off the table. I looked up to see Skinny Boy Holding his Girl back from pouncing on me. I went to Pounce on her until I felt hands on my body. That's when I noticed Kitty was holding me back from doing so while Monkey boy just apologized for what I said and basically hauling me off away.
So they basically scolded me for what I said and being rude to a couple walking down the street, even though it was their fault and they shouldn't have been snooping in other people's business. Seriously it was rude to interrupt a conversation like that, it was fucking rude. Plus that guy looked a little familiar, I don't really know why though, maybe it was the red hoodie he was wearing. I don't know, Nor do I care too much. It's gonna bug the fuck out of me though.
Anyway, After that little mishap, we were on our way through the town. Specifically to the docks. To which we waited, and waited, and waited, till I got bored.
"What are we doing here again?" I asked, Causing Monkey Man to groan in frustration while Blake explained we were setting up an ambush for a crime lord named Roman Torchwick. Me being a dumbass asked if there is anything else we can expect. She asked what I meant, and I basically explained how we need to be prepared for the unknown, Like a dude in a black hoodie and a mask. They just looked at me in even more confusion.
So after a few more hours. It was closing time there and I was really fucking bored. So I made up an excuse that I need to restroom and left them... To investigate what could be useful for a criminal mastermind. So I popped open the first crate I see... well not really, in all honesty, I spent a good 20 minutes chewing at it until I could open it only to find out I could've just pushed the lid off. Yeah I didn't really feel proud of myself when I discovered that but I just saw Crystals that were all neatly stacked. Time to ruin that I thought. I picked up a purple one and just investigated it for a few. Basically looking at it and sniffing it, Eventually licking it, It did not taste good. In fact, it tasted god awful. But something interesting happened, I started floating upwards. I really have no Idea how that happened but it did. The good thing is I'm going at a slower pace. Allowing me to wave at my friends. As they looked at me with pure confusion in their eyes. This however didn't last long because after a good 10 seconds or so. I started falling towards the ground. Again I'm surprised nothing broke. But I did learn my lesson and stopped licking the crystals after that.
So after 5 more minutes of snooping around the crystals ruining all the organization they had made. I started hearing the sound of an engine of sorts. I looked out and noticed 2 familiar things. A familiar looking Plane thing and a guy with a nice hat and cane. Me being a dumbass and a smart guy technically did What I'm still wondering is a good decision or not. I greeted him, to which he responded by making a terrible decision.
"Oh great, The talking rat is here." He said
"What did you just call me?" I replied, Already planning my attack.
"I called you a rat now can you get lost, I have work too-" He replied before being cut off By Miss Kitty holding a blade to his neck.
"Brothers of the White Fang, Why are you aiding this scum!?" She asked the men in masks. Oh yeah, there were a bunch of guys wearing white and red masks. I have no idea why.
"That's not Important. What's Important is that he must die for commiting war crimes against my kind." I argued back, Interrupting the guy with the hat as he was about to answer.
"Too shut the both of you up, me and the White Fang are on a business venture, and I would appreciate if my new Associates would kill that annoying little rat there." He replied, I was about to murder him for that but I then noticed more than a few guns pointing at me.
I did the reasonable thing and ran back to my crate of crystals. They followed me to it, Where I just picked up a random Crystal and threw it at them. I heard a shattering sound and I noticed a cry for help, I peaked out and noticed that one of the 2 people that followed me, Still have no Idea where the other ones went, was floating upwards like I was earlier, This gave me an Idea. I started rumbling through the box until I picked up a light blue Crystal, or was it Cyan, I can't remember, I just remember what it did. It made a guy turn into lightening, at least that's what it looked like. I threw another Light Blue or Cyan Crystal at the Floating guy to which I got a headshot and froze his head. AT least it got him back onto the ground and the Ice broke when he crashed. Eventually a third guy came around the corner and Pointed his gun at me. I panicked and jumped back in the box To which I just started chucking Crystals at them left and right, Not worried about the mess it'll cause.
Eventually, Silence happened. I looked out and noticed there was a ton of chaos. But more importantly, The gang members we're taken out... Even if one was frozen to wall, While the other was just a black Smudge covered in soot, the third completely missing. I felt like it was safe to come out so I did, That's when I noticed the rest of my team was at the docks.
"What are you guys doing here?" I asked.
"We we're looking for the both of you." The White Walker deadpanned at me. I really didn't know how to respond to that... Actually that's a lie. I respond by just asking one of them to carry me back because I was tired as shit and just wanted to sleep. Besides, This is where my story technically ends... but allot of other stuff has happened recently I might write about that. So Don't worry, I ain't planning on leaving anytime soon
So this is the end of Volume 1, Don't worry though, the story must go on. Besides, I have a dance off planned for Ferret and JNPR, as well as more Ferret trolling the White fang in a more creative way. Stay tuned.
