Hello again. It's me, Everyone's favorite... Ummm... I wish google was available here... Fuck it, You already know me at this point. Speaking of which I took the time to learn everyones name So I'll be referring to them as such. So no more nicknames for my team since I took the time to learn their names... Especially since, I don't know, We saved the city together... I'll get to that eventually. But things start out when I started writing my story this time, Well a little bit before hand with Ruby telling us what she has planned for the second semester. While slamming a Giant fucking binder on the table that was inappropriately close to my tail, Weiss then asked if that was her Binder, To which Ruby did her best Nixon Impression by saying she's not a crook. I think she is to a degree. But Ruby said she wants to start the semester off with a bang, to which Yang said she likes to start her semester off with a yang. Thor's Forgotten daughter threw an apple at her while screaming boo while I slowly walked up to Yang and slapped her in the face and told her no. That's when Weiss stood up and made a declaration to which it was recieved by a pie to the face. I just hopped up on her shoulder and started licking her face. She responds by punching me off her shoulder.
That's when I felt like I might die for real because of the fact that chaos started. Food and bodies flying everywhere. And I hid under a table. Before it went flying to Hammer Times Impromtu castle made out of tables, While I hid in a corner and started writing my story. It was pure chaos all around me, But as I was writing, I was starting to find comfort... even if I eventually got stuck to a wall, Lied about a few small details, and Wrote down what I was saying. But I found a comfort, that maybe someone out there can relate to my story but... I lost my train of thought with this. Anyway, there was a dance coming up and I have interesting story about that.
Anywho before I get too distracted. Mr. Hands on a mug 24/7 basically telling the closeted BDSM mistress with the riding crop that we're just kids. I almost argued with him but I figured that was a terrible Idea. oh yeah, Grape man was there.
Afterwards. Things went on as normal for the most part, except the part where I was invited to play a board game of sorts. So Ruby and Yang set up the game. I didn't really see what the title was, Mainly because I was Kinda anxious to spend time with my friends. They helped me set up my kingdom as well as Weiss' kingdom. I really didn't know what I was going to do, Even though they explained the rules to me... At least I think they did. Well Apparantly I was the first to go. I didn't really know what to do so I just moved a piece forward which caused both Ruby and Yang to ask if I need help. I said no, I know what I'm doing. I continued on including placing down random cards and replaced those with new cards. Sadly though I think it was apparant that I didn't know what I was doing because Ruby was next and she Wiped out my kingdom, Explaining to me that I basically made all my defenses leave, Forced my own kingdom to prepare the White Flag, and Somehow screwed myself over.
"Fuck this Game." I replied jumping off of the table and attempting to flip it and failing... Miserably. I really don't want to talk about it because I looked like a complete idiot. I tried for a good 30 seconds attempting to flip the table before I gave up. I left the library in a huff. Oh yeah, we were in the Library by the way... I sometimes forget to add in important details sometimes... Just because I do that doesn't mean I'm an idiot... If it wasn't for me that mech... Shut up Weiss... Weiss leave me alone... That's it I'm gonna slap you...
To basically spoil any ideas. Ferret succeeded in slapping Weiss which resulted him in being Frozen... again. Yeah That's gonna happen allot in Volume 2. Next chapter he'll explain How he Got out and Accidentally pissed off Yang with a failed Prank.