So I hate being frozen. That's all I have to say, Especially since when you get unfrozen while you were stuck, but it did remind me of something I did to Yang... Well technically I didn't do anything, But it was implied and I was forced to apologize... This took place shortly after our little board game... As in the next day... Before I get into it, I think this was worse than when I snuck into the bathroom while Weiss was showering.
So it began with me and Ruby going into Vale to run some errands. I wandered off somewhere to where I found a specific type of shop, Now I may have stolen a certain Heiress's Credit Card so I had money. I went in and I found a few things I thought would be useful for pranks against my team. I'm talking cat nip, super glue, lube, and Blonde Hair extensions with a pair of scissors... I'm pretty sure you see where this is going by now. So I buy all the items above, Cat nip for Blake, Super Glue for Weiss, Lube for Ruby, and the blonde hair extensions and scissors for Yang. When I bought these Items, I already planned out Pranks for everyone in my team. Sadly though those other pranks never happened.
So I bought the items with Weiss' money and got my items all bagged up and ready to go. Granted I had to go through the self checkout because I didn't want to be asked any questions or harassed. Anyway, I head back out to go back to where I left Ruby, Thankfully she was still there. I hid my bagged items poorly behind me.
"Where did you go, and what are those behind you?" She asked me.
"Stuff I bought for a secret mission tonight." I replied. It was true, But at what cost at this rate. Anyway, The plan was set, Yang was gonna be my first target.
So I waited for night to roll around and when it did, That's when I got started with the worse mistake I ever made. Again, I felt bad for anyone I ran past that night. I pulled up the extensions next to her ear, And used my newly purchased scissors and cut the extensions in half, hiding the half behind my back immediately while I could gather what I cut off. Before I could Finish. I looked up and saw a Very red eye looking at me. I learned that night Yang's Eyes change Color. Before I could say anything she screamed and woke everyone up, which scared the flying fuck out of me and caused me to dart out of the room screaming my head off.
I make it slightly down the hallway when I heard Yang chasing after me. I screamed at the top of my lungs again. Which I think woke people up because I see My Bitch peak out from his room, Only for me to dart past him and turn him into a bowling pin for Yang Because I'm pretty sure she Threw him out of her way while the rest of the team was somewhat close behind. I eventually ran past one of the teachers, I believe it was Profesor Flash with Green hair, And I'm pretty sure he was shoved out of the way too. And I'm pretty sure we ran past team Jnpr with my Murder target, Which made me realize I just ran in a fucking circle. I barely noticed that because I Raging Blonde was chasing me full speed. I don't think I've ran faster my entire life.
Eventually when I ran past several other students, I ran into the Library where both Bad and Good Things happened. The bad things were first as I ran into a dead end. To which I was cornered by Yang as she has her hair on Fire and eyes with intent to murder.
"Hey listen. Ummm you're gonna laugh about this but uhh. hehehe. Umm This-" Before I could finish, She grabbed me by the throat and then proceeded to grab the lower laugh of my body and attempted to tear me in half. Before she could however, the rest of my team caught up with us and tackled Yang to the ground, Which caused the top half of the blonde extentions to fall out to which Blake noticed first. Basically explaining to Yang that I never cut her real hair... To which Yang I think got a little more pissed. Keep in mind, My memory of what happened is a little foggy because of the fact that I was buried under a bunch of boobs as we we're all on the ground.
Well when they all got off of me, Ruby walked up to me taking the extensions from Blake and asked if this is what I meant by stuff for a secret mission.
"That and a few other things... Though I think I'll just get a refund tomorrow after what happened tonight. I don't want to risk pissing all of you off." I said meakly as Ruby raised an Eyebrow at me. While Weiss rolled her eyes. Blake just started walking away. Yang Punched me into the shelf.
"Yeah I think I deserve to spend the night here. Seeya guys tomorrow." I said weakly as I was stuck inside a shelf in the Library.
I think I'll just stop here because this brings back to many bad memories. Goodnight everyone. I hoped you learned a lesson to never fuck with Yang's hair.
I'll admit this. I had a ton of fucking fun writing this and in my opinion, this is the funniest chapter I've written yet. There were several times I had to take a break from laughing too hard. It was funny as hell and I really hope that you have a good time reading it as I had writing it.
