So After literally repairing everything overnight... With lots of Coffee from one Mr. Glasses guy. We were Finally ready for the dance. And I wasn't originally going too it because it would remind me of all the hell I went through setting it up. But seeing as how there was going to be free punch in a bowl. I felt Obligated to go.
So that's how I ended up at the dance. I wasn't exactly excited to go. There was gonna be a ton of people in a large croud and often times. I end up getting crouds chasing me. But the punch bowl. But that's beyond the point. Now. I was taking sips of the Punch Cup Ruby made me... To prevent me from taking a dip in the bowl... I don't want to go into detail about that but I really love punch. That's when someone in possibly the most expensive Tuxedo I've ever seen approach me.
"So you're the talking ferret? I thought you were fake." The guy said. I finally noticed his face and saw he had ears of a fox that I'm guessing he dyed Blue with his hair and his tail... unless Blue foxes are a thing here. I don't really know.
"Ummm. I am fake. The punch you've been drinking has been spiked." I reply. Attempting to get him away from me. Thinking he might steal my punch... I realize I may have a problem now.
"So, How does someone like you get into Beacon?" He asked. And just like that. I was stuck in a conversation. Until someone else with a really expensive Dress approached us. I've seen her a few times but Never asked her name. And she started distracting with pointless conversation about something. Giving me time to sneak away... Until I bumped into a Sun WuKong apparently. Stupid fucking name. Anyway. I went to confront him until he drenched me in punch... I was pleased to say the least. I was covered head to toe in my favorite Drink. I was also pleased with what came next.
So shortly after that exchange. Blake came over and started dancing with him. It was a lovely moment that I wish I was able to record. But then Blonde failed Miscarriage came over... Wearing a pink dress. My god it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my entire life. Making me wish I really did have a camera... I'm never gonna let him live this down. I still have the memories of all the insults that we're used that night. Including the ones that were used towards me.
Speaking of which. That guy and his team decided to insult my eyes. It was impressive to the average Human, But I see the shit they're doing. So as soon as their done. Everyone fucking cheers. This pissed me off even more and I couldn't hold it in anymore. I ran to the DJ stage, And screamed my head off.
"BOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I yelled. Gaining their attention. To which I continued booing them.
"EXCUSE ME!?" Thor's Forgotten daughter asked obviously.
"That was fucking Basic shit. In fact. I think I smell some in your general direction!" I yelled back. Causing a croud to hold her back.
"Like you can do any better." Blonde boy asked. Making me add to the list of reasons to kill him in his sleep.
"I can do better. Even with my eyes closed. To which I might nightmares tonight because you insulted MY eyes!" I yelled back. Causing rip off Bruce Lee to stand up.
"Then why don't you prove it." He said. Infuriating my rage. I in response. Hopped down the DJ stage to which Yang made me a pathway straight to them. To which I asked for a glove. Someone was nice enough to oblige me. I then walked up to the team of terrible Dancers. Specifically the Cheap Version Kung Fu star.
"Is that a challenge?" I asked in possibly the most pathetic attempt at a British accent. He leaned in closer and confirmed my suspicions. To which I responded by using the Glove to slap him and accepting the Challenge.
I was nice enough to let him have the first dance. To which was more impressive then his last one, But still an insult to my eyes. I replied by doing some Samba dancing, at a faster paste. Getting more onlookers cheering me on... Even though they we're cheering us both on. Girl Thor than answered that with some piss poor Breakdancing that continued to insult my eyes... Shut up, you know you were terrible... To which I responded with my version of the headspin or as I like to call it, The Vortex. Wonder Woman then came in and... Was so far the best dancer... Even when her boy toy entered. It was still impressive. But I was not gonna be defeated this easily. I had to pull up my ultimate weapon... Something I'd never thought I'd have to use here.
"I'll be Right back." I said as I ran to the Bathroom... TO exit with my head stuck in a toilet paper roll... I think I heard allot of laughing. I looked over and noticed that The headmaster was even having a chuckle. But this didn't make me weary. I had one last thing to do. I went to the Dj. Gave him some info from my tiny Scroll that Weiss gave me. Which was very nice of her. Anyway, I sent him a song. I still don't know how I was able to keep this song. But I know how to dance to it perfectly... Even if I'll look a little weird with my head stuck in a toilet paper roll. I made my way back... Slowly might I add and Gave the dj the signal. To which the song... I have no idea what it's called in Japanese but I do know the english title is there's no cheat code for love. I started looking up. Then to the right, then the left. then right. then down... I'm not gonna bore you with every single move. But things got Crazy as shit. I did this weird Seizure move, Followed by me flopping like a fish, Followed by me swerving to the left and the right, Followed by some more Random shit, And ended with me pretending to shoot myself and taking off the Toilet paper roll.
Everyone stood in Silence for a moment. No one was sure to make of that Dance. It certainly wasn't the best dance, but I knew it I had to do it. Eventually, Karate Kid went up to me and said we'll call it a draw. I just agreed. I then asked for help with the Toilet paper roll around my neck... It was really starting to hurt... And I don't like pain that much. So He had Ginger Thor Girl help me out... She threw me across the room... But she got it off at least. Granted I went flying over everyone. I think she yelled how she won and I lost but I didn't care too much. I was too busy flying into the air. to which I hit one of lights and was now holding onto the cord for dear life. I don't think it worked out that well. Mainly because the lights were falling off again. And I was once again panicking trying to prevent that... Then I started swinging across the dance floor as they Gave up. I was holding on for dear life. Screaming my head off. It got worst once I landed... For me that is. Everyone mostly got out of the way, With the exception of someone dressed up as... I guess a Military General. And that's when the new disco ball decided it didn't want to be on the roof anymore as it fell to the ground... Onto the the Militry General guy. Let's just say I may or may not have ruined the dance... I'm gonna sleep now.
This chapter was tons of fun to write. The dance off I think was one of the funniest things I ever written, Granted. I didn't know how to end it. So I just decided to end it with the Dance being Ruined by Ferret. So yeah. I hope everyone enjoyed it. Also. I am working on another story that's gonna be a bit different to this one. Meaning it's not gonna be Comedy. It'll be surrounding one of my more Darker OC's I have. I hope you enjoy it.