So after that incident of the Dance. Lady Thor was blamed for ruining and punished fairly. Also Ruby was somewhere else so she didn't see the dance ruined. Something about the CCT tower. I'm not positive. However, I am positive that whatever god brought me here decided to give me competition. Mainly by bringing a dark and ugly beast that dares challenge my cuteness. I wasn't having it. I was actually kinda furious about this.
It started as a normal day. I was in the bathroom sink taking my bath when I heard some weird noises outside. I went to investigate (after drying myself off of course) and that's when I noticed it. A beast that was apparently cute but I could see right through it. This... thing was from hell. I could tell because it was absolutely hideous. Uglier than any demon I've seen, This thing was a dark grey and white, Black little beady eyes of death, And teeth as sharp as a razor's edge. This thing's intent was obvious. It was to kill all of us with glee. It's using it's supposed cuteness to distract the others. At least someone else saw the truth. I made my way up to her stealth fully.
"So how should we dispose of the beast?" I asked quietly. She just continued to ignore me. Leaving me no choice but to poke at her.
"You will strike at Midnight." She whispered. Before pushing me off the bed. And onto the ground. That's when the demon noticed me. It decided to try and kill me first. Charging at me with all of it's might in an attempt to maim me. It was viscous like I expected. It grabbed me with it's mouth. Bloodlust in it's eyes as it tempted to gut me. Yang or Ruby then called to it. They referred to it as Zwei and called to him, along side of telling him that I'm not a chew toy, which I believed was an insult towards me.
"Excuse me... Might I ask what this Hideous beast is doing here?!" I asked. I'm pretty sure Blake nodded. Still a little outnumbered.
"This hideous beast is Zwei and he's a good little boy." Weiss said, acting all cutesy with him.
"You're seriously gonna act all cutesy with that... thing you call Zwei, While me, an adorable creature that can talk before your very eyes, is standing right infront of you?" I asked Weiss, to which she suspiciously looked away. As well as Ruby and Yang, I'm pretty sure even Blake started whistling nonchalantly.
"Fuck you guys. I'll be in my drawer." I said in defeat and a little hurt too. I hopped in and shut my drawer. Counting the minutes till Midnight. As I start crafting a sword and shield with the little materials I had. Admittedly, It was made of cardboard... But that was because I asked my team for a bunch of Arts and Crafts stuff... Mainly to help me recreate my wardrobe from my previous life. I made quite a bit of clothing items and dsiguises I have yet to show off. Which I did to the White Fang... But that's a story for another time. Anyway, It was 2 minutes to midnight and I have finished my weapons. Including a little dagger in case it was sleeping. But I was going to hold my word and Bring honor back to the team. I peaked out from my drawer to scan for the beast. Which I found on Ruby'e bed. Acting all cute and Cuddly while sleeping. This thing dares challenge me in the cute department when it's not even cute. This insulted me. I climbed up to the beast. And silently snaked my way towards the beast. Raised my cardboard dagger and prepared to strike at it's heart. I stabbed it with my Cardboard knife... And bent up the blade... Yeah that wasn't one of my brightest moments to be honest. I woke up the hideous beast. It looked at me for a bit Before tackling me off the bed. Not even giving me time to get out my sword and shield.
We spent the night. In what the beast thought was late night playtime when in reality it was a battle to the death. Both of us trying to best each other. It was an epic battle... That made us pass out eventually... Well it passed out and I thought it was dead so I went back to my drawer. I realize now I should've double tapped it. Anyway. I think I'll end here for now. We're approaching an island of sorts.
So first thing's first. I have the finale planned to be absolutely hilarious. So I couldn't make this too funny. Also. RWBY Volume 8, Episode 1. The only thing I have to say is Hole Lee Shit. This is going to be a dark season.