So now I'm just back at beacon and I don't really want to talk about what happened on that stupid island but I digress. Anyway, Where was I... Oh yeah, Thanks Ruby.
So me and Ruby were now in a bit of a dangerous predicament that got us surrounded by the White Fang with Mr. Torchwick and His... Cute Sidekick Chika... leading them. This was going to end badly as Ruby got captured and I wasn't much help... do to the fact that Mr. Torchwick ordered them to kill me. This lead to me running away before Ruby got caught.
I just ran to the nearest door while the three members who originally tried to kill me chased after. I ran into the door and straight into a closet... Which at first I thought was bad news... Until I found a vent I could sneak into. When I did, they just started opening fire on the door. Hoping they'd hit me. I barely resisted the urge to laugh but I did get another urge though. I walked around a bit and saw another vent cover... Directly behind him. All I needed to do was wait for them to stop shooting.
It was about 10 seconds when they did. That's when I was about ready to have fun with these buffoons. "You guys get him yet?" I asked trying not to laugh my ass off. "Yeah I think we di- WAIT A MINUTE!" One of them said as he turned around right as I ducked back into the vent and straight back to the closet. I was trying really hard because now they we're all shooting at the vent cover. To which I quietly unlocked the door and quietly walked out. again I just waited for them to stop shooting and for them to finish their conversation. Which they were basically doing an ammo check. I interrupted them. "Wow this door has allot of bullet holes in it." I stated to which they didn't even reply. They just started shooting at me. Causing me to dart back in the closet, Lock the door, and sneak back into the vent. This was just amusing me so much I snuck past them... But I think they learned that because one of them was shooting at the vent I came out of... Which gave me an idea... I just needed to wait for them to run out of ammo.
This didn't take too long because two minutes later I hear one them say 'I'm out.' to which I made my way back in the closet and got out my top hat, Tuxedo, and foldable cane. Out of my satchel. And unlocked the door. To which I came out singing. "Hello my baby, Hello my honey, Hello my right time girl, Send me a kiss for a while, Baby my heart's on fire, If you refuse me then you will lose me then you'll be left alone and tell me that I'm your alllllll." before I ran back into the closet to which I peaked out from one of the bullet holes to see their confusion. This almost made me crack and break out in laughter. But then I had another idea... I still had my neko disguise... I'll just have to use it without the ears. So then I put my scroll on the table and started playing caramelldansen again as I was in complete control. I could see the light from the bullet holes disappear as they all looked through them. I barely could hold in my laughter. Then I heard mr Torchwick through the door. Asking them if they killed me yet, I decided to have some more fun. I pulled out my shark costume and started playing Baby Shark. usually I would hate this song but I couldn't resist as I was dancing like a seal. Then I quickly ran into the vent. Mainly because I thought Mr. Torchwick would try and kill me which he did. The White Fang Stooges tried to correct him but it was too late he was scolding them. To which I decided to join in.
"Yeah man, They can't even kill a simple ferret. If you ask me, You should fire these Stooges." I said as I walked next to Roman. "Couldn't have said it any better myself, Now let's get back to business..." Mr. Torchwick said as he realized I was the one who said that. I jumped back into the vent and before anything else could happen. THe rest of my team and decided to show up with Dog and Professor by their side.
And that is that. This was probably my favorite chapter to write so far. I had allot of fun and I really enjoyed the jokes I wrote. But the last part of the Finale will be next so Stay Tuned.