Well that was a lovely sleepnight. Now where is my journal. I want to tell people where about my latest adventure.
"Oh good you're awake. I was starting to think I needed to wake you up."
GAH WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? WAIT A MINUTE WHERE THE HELL AM I? WHERE THE HELL IS MY JOURNAL?!
"Oh don't worry about that. I have your journal with me. I can give you a copy though. So you can continue to write in it as you explore your surroundings a bit."
Ok I do not like voices talking inside my head. I'd prefer them to stop. And I don't want a copy I want my journal.
"You can have your journal back when I send you back home."
Wait... I'm not home. Where the hell am I then. Is this what those cultist call heaven?
"No, this isn't heaven. This is the 93rd grand annual tag tournament."
... The fuck you on about. I had no intention of signing on for a tournament... Now I'd greatly appreciate it if you give me my journal so I can write my story. It makes me feel better and I don't like the fact that your keeping it from me- ooooh a shiny... and my friends. They're gonna beat the crap out of you.
"I'll be sure to add all this in your journal."
... what...
"I figured you'll want live updates on your adventures here as well as the numerous tag battles you'll take part in."
I didn't like either of those things you just said... But I suppose it works... Can I at least have my journal..
"You can have a copy."
You're mean. But I'll take what I can get I suppose.
Well seeing as How I've been given a copy of my Journal and the thieving voices word that I'll get my journal back. "I am not a thief." Shut the hell up. Anyway. I'm supposed to look for Shiny things now and I want them. Ruby just explained to me that it's important to come back to her with any shinys. The voice tried to bitch about the fact that they're called Keystones or what not but I interrupted the Thieving bitch about her stupidity. Anyway. While I'm here. I'll get talking about my last adventure. So me and my team as well as Team JNPR were selected for... a recon mission thing and I had no idea what the hell the mission was. I honestly wasn't paying attention. Even when Weiss was explaining it to me. I still didn't really get it but I was getting the chance to go outside. Into the forest of death. I wasn't happy about this. But my team just said I'll be recon because I was the smallest and the most stealthiest... I think Blake took offense to that. But That's what I did, Snuck around and signaled to MY team. The other one I thought could go fuck themselves. I still haven't forgiven them for almost blinding me with their shitty dance moves. Anyway. They came. Killed a bunch of Grimm and what not. And me distracting them and leading them to their demise. It seemed I became really good at that. eventually, Fucking Hammer lady smashed my tail and made me kill a beowolf I think it's called. Anyway. THUD
'Oh sorry Tiny one. You should be more careful.' ~Waldstien
OWWWWWW what the hell. You apologize and put the blame on me who in the hell do you think youuuuuu arreeeeee... Ummmm
'It appears the tiny creature has an inferiority complex' ~ Linne
I don't have an inferiority complex... I just feel smol sometimes.
'Either way you're small and insignificant to us.' ~ Linne
While that may be true to you. At least I don't talk like a robot with a stick up its ass.
'If anyone has stick up the ass it's you.' ~Linne.
"I hate too interrupt this lovely conversation BUT~ I'm sensing a Keystone nearby."
GAHSAA Stop that you slut! and what the hell is a Keystone?
'She's talking about this you tiny insignificant creature of no meaning.' ~Linne as she pulls out a purple Keystone.
Ooooo A shiny. Give it.
"It's called a keystone."
Shut the fuck up. You give me shiny now.
'DON'T DO IT PAUL. YOU'RE GONNA GET YOURSELF KILLED.' ~ Cleetus. Random Universe.
You're name is Paul?
'No. My name is Linne. And before you ask. That is Waldstien.'
'I just call everyone Paul so I don't get confused.'
"..."
Linne '...'
THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE YOU IDIOT!
'Well it makes sense to me. But as far as I know. I felt like I needed to protect little paul over here.' MY NAME'S NOT PAUL! 'Since stuff like this ends up in a fight so I felt like I needed to protect him.'
I don't need protection. I need that Shiny. Also why did you repeat yourself?
'I do that from time to time. I sometimes forget I said something already and I end repeating myself.'
...I'm not sure how to respond to that. All I know is I want that shiny.
"Well if you want that Shiny, We can have ourselves a Tag Battle for it, I think it's only fair that we do that. The Winner keeps the keystone."
Stop calling it a keystone. I choose the big guy as my partner.
"No can do, you gotta go with... the idiot."
OH THAT'S BULLSHIT!
"Rules are rules."
FUCK YOUR RULES."
'While they may not seem like capable warriors, I guess we don't have much choice.'
Ok. Idiot what's your name?
'Cleetus.'
...I'm so fucked...
"CAN'T ESCAPE FROM CROSSING FATE!"
Yes. I'm gonna do a cliffhanger for this. I want to be able to write a fight scene I can be proud of for this so yeah. Anyway. I hope you are excited for this. I'm also doing this so I have a lazy excuse to do a crossover with my Friend's story In Remnant's Time of Need Because his story is lacking ferrets. I hope I didn't disappoint with this chapter at least. NEXT WEEK. The beast arrives.