THUD OW! THUD THUD THUD OWWWWW
'please tag out, this is gettinf kinda sad.' ~Linne.
Never... I shall never... tag... The idiot... in... Ever... I refuse... Now... Fight me...
'If you say so.' ~ Linne
Bring... it...
'It would probably be better if you tag me in Paul' ~ Cleetus.
Fuck... off... I'm fine... I just need a 5 minute time out...
"That sounds like a tag to me"
fuck... off... you... thieving slut...
'I was starting to think you'd never tag me in Paul...'
My name... Isn't paul... you stupid... mother fucker...
'I'll get you that shiny keystone in no time. Just watch Paul.'
fuck you...
'This will be quic-' ~Linne before she got interrupted when Cleetus managed to pull off a perfect Butterfly kick right on her chin. Waldstien went to intervene, Cleetus dodging his attacks left and right as Waldstien was getting more and more impressed by the idiot... Including ferret and I... I... am honestly at a lost for words. I hope ferret doesn't mind I wrote in his journal (Spoiler alert slut. I do) Cleetus then threw a flury of punches torwards Waldstien. Making him unconscious as Linne stepped back in Striking an Cleetus with her sword. He managed to avoid the attack to jump on the blade knee her in the face. Delivering the finishing blow as she was now knocked out.
... WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED... Am I high? What the hell? Did someone just drug me? DO I HAVE A CONCUSSION!?
'No paul. I just know how to kill people in multiple ways. I don't know why I know this, I just do.'
...
"..."
Should I be scared of you?
'I don't know. Here's your Shiny Keystone Thing Paul. Be careful now.'
I... thanks... I guess... I'm scared now...
"I think he should be studied."
For the first time, I think we agree.
Anywho... I totally helped him... So after Addicted to coffee and Hammers lady smashed my tail. I went to peacefully confront her, And by peacefully, I mean I tried to kill her for LAUNCHING ME!. I legit have no idea why she did that. It took all of Ruby's effort to break us apart. Mainly by holding me back as Nora taunted me. I swore to that day that I was gonna get my vengeance someday soon. It's been two weeks and nothing has happened yet. The bitch has it coming though. She knows it.
Anyway, Sorry for getting distracted. we were off on our way. Fighting through many more waves of Grimm performing epic and badass team attacks. Mainly between my team. I couldn't really give 2 shits about the other team. They can go hang themselves for all I care. Sigh. I don't know why I just wrote that down to be honest. But anyway. Travelling through the forest of death we found some leftover chess pieces that I guess some poor souls may have dropped on their way out of this place. I'm gonna have to ask about that when we get to our original world. After travelling we found a strange Device with a strange symbol on it. I had no idea what it did or what it was for. It looked like something from a cheap video game in my opinion. Anywho...
'Excuse me.' ~Aaron aka Moon Shadow. Another RWBY fanfiction.
Fuck off, I'm busy.
'WOW, didn't even get time to ask a fucking question you prick.'
I don't fucking care, So fuck off. Anywho... again...
We defended that machine thingy...
'Are you talking about Merlot's Grimm thing?'
... What?
'Yeah those things in Emerald Forest. Made by a guy named Merlot. HE thought he was cute by hitting on my girlfriend.'
... The most unbelievable thing you just said is that you have a girlfriend...
'Fuck you, At least I have one. She's not exactly approved by my friends but... Yeah...'
You're a worse liar then I am.
'Like you can do any better.'
I can actually, I have four girlfriends.
'Let me guess, Their names are Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, And Yang Xiao Long.'
...WITCHCRAFT! 'OW!' NOO MY SHINY!
'IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO LOSE IT, WHY'D YOU THROW IT AT ME!'
FUCK YOU WITCH!
'Ok. First of all. I would be either a warlock or a wizard, Not a witch you stupid idiot.'
That's hurtful man.
'And throwing the damn Keystone at me wasn't?!'
Witches don't feel pain.
'I'm not a witch. I'm from an alternate universe or something because my friend is in that team. But if you're here Then the team Rwby i know might not be here. If anything, They might not even be your team Rwby.'
...
'I don't know. I was gonna ask you if you know why we're here but studying the fact that you threw a keystone at me for no reason may spells otherwise.'
You're here because you're a bad liar.
'Whatever. I'm gonna go somewhere else. '
'GAH' ~Makoto. BlazBlue
'And I bumped into a furry, Just great.'
'Hey. She's not a furry, whatever that is.' ~Noelle. BlazBlue.
'Squirrel ears, Squirrel tail, Squirrel Paws, Tons of under boob, Easily meant to be sexualised. That is a FURRY!
Then I must be a furry because that is one hot squirrel.
Moon. '...'
Noelle '...'
Makoto '...'
... I'm just gonna go slap myself...
'You do that. Also. Don't forget your fucking Keystone you jackass.'
'he has a keystone? Announcer, I am forming a tag team with Makoto'
WHAT!
"Ohh finally, I'm noticed. I feel so Special. Ok. I'm assuming Ferret and Moon are on the Opposite team."
I don't want to work with this guy. He's an asshole.
"You don't have a choice. Besides if you win. You can take Makoto on a date.~"
Gameplan new partner. You fight them and I fight the air.
'That's a shitty gameplan.'
It'll work wonders.
"CAN'T ESCAPE FROM CROSSING FATE!"
And that is job well done. This was a fun chapter to write. Also the most Meta chapter too. This was just wow. I'm insulting myself with a ferret. anyway. hope you enjoyed and looking forward to the next chapter where the actual fight scene is as well as his next tag partner. Anyway. Next week. The aftermath of the beast.