So this plan is working wonders. Liar man Moon is over there Literally kicking ass. I hope he doesn't hurt Makoto too much. I take that back. She's actually beating him up a bit... And he just did a thing... Mainly innapropriately hugging her waist and then... just flipping her back. "It's called a suplex." That's a matter of an opinion. "No it is not." Don't argue with me thief.
'I DON'T SEE YOU FIGHTINg YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE!'
GAAAAH.
"You look ridiculous you tiny little creature. It's almost adorable."
Shut the hell up. I hate you.
'WHY DON'T I SEE FIGHTING!'
I need a break.
'So I should fight the air now?!'
UMmmmm... I think I could go a little longer.
'That's what I thought. And to piss you off.'
Why are you staring at me like that- DID YOU JUST SHOOT MY DATE!
'Yes I did. I believe this would be the end of the battle. you little helpless shit.'
... You are an evil witch...
'Can we just end the damn tag battle please?'
"Oh it's been over since you shot Makoto. I'm starting to think you're a witch too Moon."
Yeah see. You're a witch dude
'Go fuck yourself with the keystone I'm done and oughta here.'
I'M GONNA BURN YOU AT THE STAKE YOU WITCH! DON'T YOU DARE FLIP ME OFF!
"Calm down. To be fair. I didn't know he would shoot Makoto like that."
That was just a dick move. Welp. She gone, Time to tell my tale. AHEM So we defended the machine. Only to learn that the next place to go was Mountain Glenn. Which Weiss reminded me of what that place was. Made me giggle a bit, and I confessed what I did to the White fang there, Which made them giggle a bit, Including my mortal enemies that are my team's supposed friends. I didn't approve of them giggling like that. But I waited, I didn't attack them, I was waiting for the perfect moment. And that moment arrived. When we came across a water way of sorts that lead to Yang making a bad joke involving a pun. I replied with this. "With jokes like that. Makes me wonder water you good for."
Yang was just blown away by it as everyone else was laughing at my clearly superior humor. And by laughter I mean a slight chuckle from Ruby and Blake... as well as my enemies. Which laughed a bit more though with Crazy Hammer Lady laughed her ass off while screaming the letter o. I don't know why she did that, I just know she did it. Anywho... GAHAHHASAHA
BIG WHITE KNIGHT GUY I'M SO SORRY!
'BLOODEDGE I FINALLY FOUND YOU!' Hakumen. BlazBlue.
'Me, Oh I don't think I am who you-' Achilles Vermilion. In Remnant's Time of Need.
YES THAT IS THE BLOODEDGE. HE TRIED TO MURDER ME WITH HIS EVIL SWORD OF DOOM!
'One moment please. What are you doing you little Weasel?' Achilles
I am merely trying to survive and go back to my world where my friends are. You're life means nothing to me Virgin.
'Excuse you. I have a fiance!' Achilles
That would make two liars I've met here.
'You know what. I wouldn't mind a little roasted weasel tonight.' Achilles
You wanna go. Huh, Do ya virgin liar. HEY CHEAP GENJI! THIS IS BLOODEDGE. MURDER HIM.
"Not so fast you three. We can't have a battle here unless there's enough for a tag battle. Also you and Achilles should be friends... In a weird way."
'Are you shitting me, This guy is a little asshole!' Achilles
And he's a fucking liar. You can tell from his face that he's still a virgin. His dick never been wet.
"Friends don't be mean to each other. Maybe I should write this down in your journal. Same with Achilles' Laptop."
'WAIT. YOU HAVE MY LAPTOP!'
FUCK YOU WHORE. GIVE ME BACK MY JOURNAL! AND MY FRIENDS! AND SMITE THIS ASSHOLE!
"I can't, That goes against the rules of this entire tournament. Plus I don't have that power within me."
Fine... I'll just have nuts for dinner tonight.
'Try it and you'll be a flambe.' Achilles.
...Sleep with one eye open tonight. If you don't. I will poop in your mouth. And make you chew it.
'Whatever... I'm leaving.'
'RAGNA SAN!' Nu. BlazBlue
'Oh Christ.' Achilles.
"Finally, I was getting worried there wouldn't be enough for a tag battle. We'll just have Nu and Hakumen on one team. Hope you're ready to defend that keystone Mr. Ferret~"
'Wait hold on a minute-' Achilles.
STOP CALLING IT A KEYSTONE! IT'S A SHINY!
'And I highly doubt this thing can even fight! I'd have to carry this whole thing.'
I'M A FERRET FOR CHRISTS SAKE. FUCK IT. I'LL FIGHT GENJI ON STEROIDS!
'And that just leaves me with... oh no...'
Ohh this will be funny. Hey This is definitely your boyfriend Person. He cheated on you with his 'Fiance!'
'I will skin you alive after this.'
You may try.
"CAN'T ESCAPE FROM CROSSING FATE!"
DAMN RIGHT YOU CAN'T NOW GET OVER HERE YOU... oversized... piece... of... junk... I'm starting to think I fucked up.
And that is that. The crossover between fanfictions will end next chapter. Not gonna say Next week because Beast is next week and I have a few surprises for you... Mainly a reunion of sorts.
