Ok... Umm... Hamoman was it?... Listen I'm not the one you should kill. I mean... I'm just a smol adorable creature. YELP! That is totally helpless against guys like you. GEEE! Umm... can we negotiate... a deal maybe... Nope... You're not talking... You're just looking at me with intent to kill... What the fuck did I get myself into... Can't exactly get out of it now... Ok... Big guy... Let's fight...

'That was just sad dude.' Achilles.

SHUT THE FUCK UP. I DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM A LIAR!

*Swish THUD* HAH I'm on your sword bitch - oh god! Now I wish I was not on the sword for it is moving quite Violently!

'Then get off the sword and shut up!' Hakumen.

NOOO YOU'RE JUST GONNA KILL ME WITH IT!

'I think that's why he wants you off the sword.' Achilles.

I DON'T NEED YOUR SCARCASM! STOP SHAKING THE SWORD! PLEASE! Oh god I'm losing my grip!

'This is why you don't grab people's swords...' Achilles

THIS GUY WOULD BE MURDERING YOU WITH IT IF IT WASN'T FOR ME!

'Fair' Achilles.

OPPURTUNITY! *Bites hand*

'Gah. You will pay for this!' Hakumen.

I HAVE YET TO SEE YOU TRY! OH GOD WHY DO I KEEP TALKING! MUST CLIMB INTO ARMOUR SUIT! THING!

Gaha safety withtin the armour. Now what do we have here. GAAAH I'MOVING AROUND VIOLENTLY!

'GET OUT OF MY SUIT!'

NO!

What's this thing do?

"And it looks like Ferret just paralized Hakumen."

'WAIT WHAT!'

What I do now?

"You paralyzed him... I guess that means he's down. Alright Achilles you did say you were gonna fight Nu."

'No I did not. The ferret thing said that. I didn't say I was fighting Nu.'

But where is nuUUUUUUU!

'She just launched you into the air by stepping on you...'

Ragna san. I want to know if what the rat says is true.

'Oh... umm... I'm not ragna...'

'So you dress as Ragna san?'

'Ummm' ow... Why must you go for my tail. and he killed your ragna san.

'WHAT' Achilles and Nu.

Well, why else do you look like him.

'DUDE THIS IS JUST A GUESS JACKET!'

I smell lies.

'PREPARE FOR DEATH FAKE RAGNA!'

'... I hate you so much right now. I'm gonna kill you afterwards.'

You may try... Virgin liar. But you got something else to distract you.

...Well he's fighting Nu. It looks like it'll take a while in this case. For some of reason we ended up underground... I still wonder how the hell it happened. I blinked and we were in darkness. Anywho we just travelled. Me and Hammer Bitch had to be broken up a few times. I don't think she likes me that much but that's not my problem so I don't worry about it. *tag* Excuse me asshole what the fuck is this?

'It's your turn to fight her.'

... Fuck that *Tag*

'Excuse you!' *Tag*

I'M TRYING TO WRITE MY STORY! *TAG*

'AND I'M TRYING TO GET OUT OF HERE' *TAG*

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU WANT *TAG*

'GROW A PAIR OF BALLS ALREADY' *TAG*

LEARN TO FIGHT *TAG*

'YOU LEARN TO FIGHT!' *TAG*

FINE!

'Little piece of shit. I know I could take her but...'

"AND FERRET HAS WON THIS FOR HIS TEAM!"

'WAIT WHAT!'

You a little bitch who got showed up by a ferret. Now if you excuse me. I must run away for my life now...

'what... how... I... what...' Achilles last words.

So now that he's just distracted. Bitch had a loose wires so I just unplugged them. Something that I did later in my story but I digress. Anyway, Thing's were pretty standard underground. Random evil grimm shows up. We kill it, Another grimm shows up, we kill it. Rinse and repeat. Eventually we run into a different kind of Grimm... One that had green on it and it looked disturbing. Now at first I wasn't intimidated... But then it blew up on me. And sent me flying straight torwards Yang's chest. She didn't appreciate that but I hoped she understood... Ok she rammed my face into the ground and I became an ostrich. I still wonder how they fucking breath under dirt.

Anyway before I get too distracted. They fought those grimm off and again it went off like usual. Rinse and Repeat yada yada yada. But then we came across a cart. That was full of explosives might I add. I wasn't liking the implications it had because I remember everyone looking at me. And of course I told them that they owe me a week of punch as I jumped forward and distracted all the grimm there was. There were Beowolves, Ursas, Those Explody ones, The two legged ones that remind me of those Skull Crawlers from Kong: Skull Island, And so much more but I didn't really see them as I was constantly leading them away from the cart that was full of explosives that I hoped to god they were moving the cart at least. By the way, Can I just say this went on for a good 5 minutes before I a rock fell from the ceiling... It was a big fuckin rock might I add and smashed my tail turning me into a fucking Pinball machine thing Because I was bouncing all over the place! It was ridiculous.

'Must you always talk out loud while you're writing?' Rachel Alucard. BlazBlue.

Must you always talk like a robot with a stick jammed up it's ass?

'HOW DARE YOU TALK TO THE QUEEN THAT WAY!' Rachel's Umbrella.

...Did you umbrella just talk.

'Don't mind him, he's my servant. However you don't need to be so rude.' Rachel.

That's just my nature. Now if you'll excuse me you tiny shit, I must go tell my story.

'You're a rat and you call me tiny. That's actually rather hypocritical of you.' Rachel.

...The fuck you just say.

'I'm sorry, I thought a creature with as little intelligence such as you wouldn't care what I call you.'

LITTLE INTELLIGENCE! BITCH WHAT THE FUCK CRAWLED UP YOUR ASS AND SET UP SHOP!

'Typical, And you hold a keystone too, Surprised you haven't lost it yet.'

I WILL NEVER LOSY MY SHINY!

'THERE SHE IS' Platinum The Trinity Currently Luna

Let me guess. These are friends of yours.

'...I would like to form a tag team with this... Tiny stupid creature.' Rachel.

THE FUCK! YOU INSULT ME! WHY! oh... another robot... That explains allot...

Aegis 'Target spotted.'

"Well since Rachel was so wuick to act. Who's ready for a tag battle."

Not me. I'm never ready for that. I am ready to leave though.

"That's not happening Ferret."

But I want that to happen.

"You have a tag battle to participate in... Can I ask how you defeated Nu by the way?"

No

"Fine. CAN'T ESCAPE FROM CROSSING FATE!"

And that is that. This chapter was really hard to write. Mostly because I had no idea how to write in Ferret winning the whole tag team fight But Yeah. Thanks for waiting. NEXT WEEK! The Stranger meets Neo and reunites with Roman.