THERE THE ROBOT IS DEACTIVATED! NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF!
'Do you have to be so crude torwards everyone you meet?'
Only to the ones that waste my time. I don't care how the rest of this battle plays out. For all I care you can die.
'How about she tells us what we want to know.' Sena, Trinity.
...DID YOUR VOICE JUST FUCKING CHANGE!?
'Oh That was sena. My name is Luna.' Trinity
...I quit. I'm just gonna work on my story so you can all fuck off. I could care less about how this fight ends.
So... ignoring what happened there. We eventually got out of the mines and I still have no idea how. On a ship that was heading towards an island, Again. Still happened too fast for me too understand but I digress. Anywho. It was a long trip that was spent in the dark, When we got to our location. We snuck past the crew... Ok They snuck past the crew while I was distracting them with various disguises. Kinda like what I did to the White fang. I eventually got greeted by a red robot. "Winners are Ferret and Rachel Alucard." Shut up I could care less. Before I was interrupted, The robot's intention was to harm me. I wasn't gonna let that happen. Legit I was scared as hell at first. Until I climbed on it's blade and did the same thing I did to the two robot ladies. I just moved some wires around. One of them was actually protecting me for a while. Until other white ones came with Grenade Launchers and Blew it up. I then reprogrammed one of the white ones. THey got decimated by the red ones. So I gave up on that adventure.
'Dr. Pepper' Dr. Pepper. Another random universe.
Ok... that was weird. Anyway. Eventually I got bored of that. MY team had questions though after the initial attack. One was How the hell did I do that. And for that I say I have no idea.
'Dr. Pepper'
AND I ALSO CONTINUE WALKING IGNORING THAT GUY!
'Dr. Pepper'
GODDAMMIT JUST SHUT UP ALREADY MY GOD WHAT DO YOU EVEN WANT!
'Dr. Pepper.'
... Is this an I am Groot thing because if it is. It's gonna get old really fast whicj will piss me off really quickly.
'Dr. Pepper.'
...How many fingers am I holding up?
'Dr. Pepper.'
Where are you from?
'Dr. Pepper.'
My god dude. Are you ok?
'Dr. Pepper.'
"What's going on here. Getting a new Tag partner?"
Nope. I'm trying figure out what the fuck is this guy's problem.
"What do you mean?"
I mean all he says is Dr. Pepper!
'Dr. Pepper.'
SEE MY POINT! Also why are you here. Don't you only arrive when a tag battle is about to start.
"You're starting to figure things out. I am so proud."
Shut the fuck up.
'Dr. Pepper.'
I hate life right now.
'Well how about we end it for you?' Carmine.
'Don't worry we'll make it quick for the both of you.' Azrael.
Can you just say the line please.
"What Line?"
YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT LINE JUST FUCKING SAY IT!
"I want to see how this plays out first."
'Dr. Pepper?'
'Don't worry, We'll have an appetizer first.' Carmine.
What?
'Dr. Pepper?'
'Just a little snack should be good.' Azrael.
CAN YOU SAY THE LINE PLEASE?!
"Fine~ CAN'T ESCAPE FROM CROSSING FATE!"
'DR, PEPPER!'
... I think I'm more afraid of Dr. Pepper than I am of Cleetus now...
This was fun to write and to explain the characters of Cleetus and Dr. Pepper, Me and my friends came up with them just for laughs, Cleetus came from Farcry 5 and GTA5 while Dr. Pepper came from Mordhau. It's an inside joke and I thought it would be funny to introduce them to this story in some way. Anyway I hoped you enjoyed the chapter. Next week... The stranger steals some equipment from the Atlas Military