So I just had an interesting day. I don't really know what to say to describe it. So I'll just tell you how it played out.

So like last time, My team listened to me when I told them about my dream because they all had the same weird dream, vision, thing I had... accept in their dreams they we're friends with an Achilles Vermillion... Which in my opinion sounds like a cheap name for a skyrim player. I didn't say that out loud to be honest. I said that name is stupid and those who use it should be ashamed. To which Weiss took a bit offense to that statement. With a weird comparison to a chika in the library I never heard of. I just stopped questioning and said I wanted to talk to Ozpin.

That started their questioning me on why. I made up the excuse that I finally remembered my name. To which I think they're starting to catch on to my antics because one of them said "If this is about the tournament.." To which I interrupted.

"What tournament?" I asked to which they all wanted to change back to the original subject on to why I wanted to talk to Ozpin.

"I honestly forgot. But maybe I'll remember on my way there." I said attempting to escape but I was still not allowed to go because once again they didn't believe me. I attemtped to lie 18 more times with no success. All it took was Yang threatening to rip me in half to admit that I wanted to see if I can get my team time off for a trip to the beach. To which they were skeptical.

"You've never done anything selfless. Why should we believe you when you said you were gonna get us some time off?" Weiss asked me. To which I was prepared to answer.

"Honestly because I know I'd probably might try to kill someone without you guys to hold me back." I stated. To which Weiss and everyone else was satisfied with that answer.

"We'll see if we can get some of our friends time off too." Ruby said with a horrid idea. I hated it if I was being honest.

"And this is what I was afraid of." I said under my breath. They thankfully didn't hear me but they insisted that they come with me now. I had to reluctantly agree to let them come with me to Ozpin's office.

When we Got their I went straight to the point. Me and my team as well as a few others need a beach break to which he said it's ok as long as it stays on the weekend... Specifically team JNPR.

So the plan was set... I actually should say Plans were set but things changed. Sorry for the wait... Eh I don't care. We back after one long day at the beach so I ain't gonna make it a two parter.

Anyway. So we all got prepped for the Beach. Yang with a skimpy bikinil, Blake with a normal bikini, Ruby and weiss with one piece suits. I think Rip-Off Jackie Chan wore Normal Trunks, Thor with no dick wore a one piece with a heart in the chest. The Forgotten Amazon wore a normal red bikini. I don't know why I was more specific with her thing but I don't really care. I just care about what I packed. Which was my lucky speedo. I never go anywhere without it. Since it brings me nothing but luck.

Apparently my murder target had the idea of a temporary truce between us. He also brought a speedo... One that I may or may not have packed in his bag...

Ok so I didn't plan on bringing a speedo originally. I think someone took out my normal trunks and put a speedo in it as I was doing the same thing to him in an attempt to embarass him. Knowing that we had a one way trip planned.

I may be leaving out a few details that I'll put here. Not because I'm being threatened to be yeeted out of a window, But because I feel like the details are important. I was planning on him not having enough dignity and with him being team leader of his team, He'd force them all to go back and miss the trip completely.

Anyway. Since someone planted a tiny pair of Speedos in my bag. Which only had my one pair of Trunks. I knew I had to come up with something quick. So I came up with the idea that me and my murder target are now Speedo Brothers... It was the best thing I could come up with but I had no idea what else to do.

I'm pretty sure everything worked out well. Yang had nothing but boys eyes on her. I think she planned that. She also got a bunch of heated stares from a few girls on the beach. Anyways, She also almost got in a few fights with both men and women. Too many people giving Ruby the wrong look I guess... Yang I explained this to you on the way back, The eyes looking at your sisters ass are simply complimenting her... I honestly find nothing attractive in the Human Species Weiss, Nor the Faunus species. If I find a female ferret who is ready and willing... WHY AM I EXPLAINING THIS TO YOU! FUCK I WROTE EVERYTHING!

Anyway. Whenever I went to bother Blonde Arthur. I kept Noticing the whorish redhead that he trains with face was as red as her hair... And Ruby's Swimsuit, And her Bikini, As well as Jaune's Speedo... anyway, I just avoided her. She was giving The bastard weird stares the whole time. Anyway. The first fight may or may not have been started by me.

Let me explain. You see there was this doucebag there hanging out with his Girlfriend, She looked like that chika from that mech fight and the one from my dream too... The one that almost killed me. But I don't think she was. He looked like that witch from my dream so I had to confront him.

Things started as they normally would. With me throwing something at the bastard. He instantly got mad and asked why I did that. I gave a simple answer. "SHUT THE FUCK UP WITCH! DON'T THINK I FORGOT ABOUT YOU!"

He asked me what the fuck I was talking about. I then realized I fucked up and I started running with him chasing after me. I had the perfect plan... I ran to Ruby to which things got kinda worse. Meaning this asshole was too polite for him to just run straight into her. Specifically her boobs. That's right I've seen anime. I know how things work... At least I thought I did. Anyway I'm getting distracted. He went and politely asked her to give me to him so that way he can beat me. He was smart enough not to say that out loud... Or at all... He came off as politely pissed. Which somehow Yang thought was Flirty... To which things did work out in the end for me and everyone at the beach because in the end they got a catfight for a few minutes. The guy came too rather quickly and along with the rest of Team RWBY. Broke up the fight. I personally wasn't a fan but I wasn't allowed to bitch about it since I did make it happen

The Other three fights were people perving on my team. I know I made a claim that they were my girlfriends but I was trying to make that Witch jealous of me. I don't think he fell for it now that I think about it. Anyway. I may or may not have attacked his Lookalike with my well known rabies attack. He didn't appreciate that. But I sure did. Anyway nothing else of much happened afterwards. Anyway. I remember hearing about a tournamemt. I'm gonna learn what I can about that.