Lux was trekking down a Noxian military base, her blue eyes dull and unfocused and blood slowly slipping through her clothes, the bottom half of her face already covered in the red, life-sustaining sticky liquid. The spy grunts in annoyance, her hazy eyesight frantically jumping between the empty corridors before her and the rows upon rows of sturdy black doors covering the majority of the base's interior.

Espionage wasn't supposed to be this hard, the mage mused bitterly. Spying and generally collecting intelligence were the blonde light mage's specialty after all. But who would have known that those evil crafty, FILTHY Noxians would have prepared such a wretched trap to foil her ingenious plans and all her meticulous preparations?

Lux sighs, dull blue eyes still trying to pierce the misty veil created by her extensive blood loss as she slowly makes her way out of the base and towards her secret extraction point, small crimson flowers blossoming behind her every unsteady footstep.

-Half an hour ago-

Lux flashes a confident smile, easily avoiding the closest Noxian patrol as she stealthily slips inside the old fortified building, her expert control over light and its properties enabling her to create an invisible shield, capable of erasing her very existence from the eyes of the dumb, brutish Noxians.

The mage however doesn't let her guard down, she moves slowly, methodically, intelligent bright blue eyes carefully scanning every doorway and new hall for enemy spell casters and magical glyphs or hextech alarms capable of interfering with her magic, magical baton tightly held in hand and silent footsteps leading her towards the heart of the building.

The Noxians doesn't seem to be adept at detecting magic. That's the Demacian spy's first observation as she finally reaches the general's office, the lack of magical countermeasures making the magical prodigy roll her eyes in disdain. The young mage frowns, her hand still hovering over the locked room's golden doorknob as her mind gets lost in thought, currently evaluating her recent performance.

The infiltration had been just too easy so far and the Noxian sorcerers weren't supposed to be such pathetic pushovers. They've had terrifying spell casters like general Swain, Emilia LeBlanc and even Vladimir, the evil hemomancer after all, and so such an easy trek in the heart of a Noxian base should be impossible even for someone as cunning and skilled as the Lady of Luminosity.

The mage suddenly freezes, the clanking of heavy armor and the thunderous sound of footsteps making her tiny heart stop in fright and her blood turn into ice. The blonde spy stealthily spares a quick glance towards the source of the disturbance and then gasps, her invisible gaze somehow crossing paths with the furious glare of a tall angry Noxian almost twenty whole meters away.

"…

Lux instantly dashes away, practically lunging into another corridor and then another one, running blindly inside the occupied military base as the clueless Noxian patrol slowly marches forward.

"Hey, Steve, did you just hear something? " One of the guards slowly asks his angry companion, only to be ignored with an agitated huff and a shrug of his armored shoulders and the first guard just sighs, tired brown eyes darting towards the empty, dim lit corridor as the patrol slowly continues casually strolling down the dark hallway.

"Come on man, stop acting like a child. I won that bet fairly and you just have to get over it."

The furious Noxian soldier grunts something unintelligible under his breath and just keep moving forward and his annoyed friend can only sigh in defeat and silently follow his friend's example.

"Could you at least stop glaring down at everything, I swear you are gonna give some poor sod a heart attack."

The guard grunts again and the other Noxian just sighs and drops the matter in favor of whistling a tune from Sona's latest album.

Meanwhile with Lux

Luxanna is panting, her ragged breaths noisily escaping from her lips and nostrils as she unceremoniously darts inside a deserted changing room and shoves herself inside an empty locker, her usually tranquil mind now overwhelmed with fear and her petite body trembling slightly. The Noxians are on to her, they are closing in, following her every move.

The mage is quite sure of it since that burly furious Noxian had just downright glared at her. Are her ingenious cloaking spells perhaps malfunctioning, were the Noxian soldiers using some kind of weird new technology capable of detecting her? Did she even slip in undetected or was that part of some kind of ploy to capture and interrogate her?

The door to the changing room suddenly slams open and Lux barely manages to stop herself from screaming as two female Noxian soldiers abruptly enter the room and start approaching her locker.

"Come on Kat, I know that you have been ogling my butt for quite some time now, so either kiss me or just get over it. Your gaze is distracting, to say the least."

Lux blinks, terrified crystal blue eyes carefully peeking at the tall loud women through the small horizontal holes in her locker. The mage frowns, her heart soars through the clouds, could it be that these soldiers didn't enter the room in order to capture her? Could the mage actually be safe for the time being? The blonde noblewoman certainly hopes so.

"I have no idea what you are talking about, Riv… And I certainly have no interest in your firm big butt, your mouthwatering bosom, your beautiful scarlet eyes, your rosy lips, your curvy form, your soft and yet toned body. Yes, I certainly have no interest in any of those things, y-you big, dumb idiot."

Lux quietly facepalms, her shocked cyan-colored eyes suddenly turning into big crystal blue saucers as she silently observes the faint embarrassed blush adorning the feared Sinister Blade's cheeks and the cute pout of her mouth.

"Kat… come in here. "

Riven, the famous Noxian poster child suddenly opens her arms and stares at the assassin in front of her expectantly, her usually neutral sanguine gaze now kind and comforting and the hidden spy almost gasps when the Sinister Blade slowly approaches the taller woman and presses her cheek against the renowned soldier's bosom.

The magical prodigy is beyond flustered at this point, wide cyan eyes intently staring at the two beautiful women, her fair face completely red and the faintest hints of blood slowly leaking from her nostrils. Is this the mysterious romance between women, the spy has been recently hearing about? The same one depicted in the majority of Fiora's dirty perverted books, the ones that Garen has explicitly forbidden the young mage from even approaching? The young mage is curious and yet excited, since she now has the chance to observe that obscure genre of fine literature in its natural habitat.

"Look, Kat, I know that you are scared, but I am also scared. You are such a beautiful, intelligent, dangerous, woman and also a noble while I am just a poor decorated soldier, that doesn't deserve your affections. And yet you mean so much for me, too much in fact not to try to win your heart and make you mine.

So it is ok if you are not interest in me and my curvy body, the hidden bunny costume I keep under my bed that makes even women have nosebleeds, and all the kinky toys, handcuffs, gags and lubricants I keep in my locker. But won't you please give me a chance to prove to you that I can make this thing between us work, and even make you happy? Please? For me?"

The redhead just nods and the Noxian soldier smiles and even Lux smiles a little bit as she wipes away her happy tears. Love is a beautiful thing after all and the mage is happy that even Noxians are capable of feeling such emotions.

"Good, so how about we celebrate our newly formed relationship by tirelessly fucking against that empty locker over there?"

"Sure. "

Lux's eyes instantly widen in shock, the young maiden's heart suddenly overwhelmed with horror as she helplessly watches the two Noxian celebrities slowly approach her locker.

Sometime later

The teary-eyed mage finally drags herself out of the bloody locker, her gaze devoid of life and her nose still leaking blood profusely. The traumatized light mage slowly starts stumbling towards the exit, her face now painted with a permanent blush as she slowly makes her way out of the room, trying very hard not to touch any of the offending unsanitary objects and the empty bottles of lube scattered throughout the whole chamber.

One thing Lux knows for certain, this one is going to be her last spying mission. Let Xin or Poppy or even Galio (if he is still even there, Lux haven't encountered him in mid in years) deal with those filthy Noxian exhibitionists and their soft, enormous, sexy, womanly cushions that she is personally lacking. What? She has her own pride as a woman too, ok?!

Chapter's Notes: I was trying for more of an anime feel, but Lux's reactions needed to be more detailed to have any impact and I lost interest after a while. I also wanted to include scenes with Lux eavesdropping suggestive things from the men's dorm and fangirls without realizing that they were just talking while playing videogames and also a scene where Swain would explain that he couldn't possibly afford to install security systems because he used all of the military budget in order to buy tiny clothes and outfits for his favorite, adorable kawai crow and make him act silly like that, but yeah…

And maybe a scene where Lux enters a room when LeBlanc whips someone with chains to traumatize Lux even farther, possibly Talon that would be a masochist... Ok, I shut up now, I might use these ideas some other time.