I would like to tag this one with the comedy tag, but I unfortunately lack the funny bone and so I can only tag it with: Slight Yuri, Vi and Caitlyn.
"Mister Teemo Fuzzyhands, please step forth and summon your familiar." The gruff and stern voice of their blue-skinned headmaster, Ryze commands with both impatience and unmistakable authority and the small yordle murmurs a nervous, yes Sir, before it hurriedly walks away from its fellow classmates and rushes to step into the softly glowing magic circle drawn at the very center of the dimly lit chamber.
"I- I summon thee o precious and powerful kindred soul, and so I command thee to split the plane of existence you have once called your home and now appear before me! Come forth my loyal familiar!" The short furry man yells in an obviously determined and tense, albeit somewhat squeaky tone of voice. And then the next thing the young summoners know the magical circle suddenly shines a blinding green and a small three-legged mushroom with six milky white eyes abruptly appears right next to the robe-clad form of the visibly cringing yordle.
Headmaster Ryze nods and grunts something under his breath as the male yordle and its newly summoned familiar slowly make their way back to the currently giggling crowd of their fellow summoner classmates.
Caitlyn briefly grimaces as the boy's familiar clumsily walks by her and their peers, the summoned creature's three hairy, spiderlike legs relentlessly stabbing the polished marble floor underneath it. Some kind of yellow dust or even liquid pollen seems to be also leaking out of the peculiar creature's arachnid legs forming countless small disgusting puddles of yellow goo all around the nightmarish being and its ashamed, blushing summoner. And Caitlyn abruptly finds herself praying once more that her own personal familiar isn't going to be some kind of cannibalistic beast or a creepy monstrosity like poor little Teemo's.
Their fated familiars are going to be their partners and friends for the rest of their lives after all and Caitlyn would really prefer it if she didn't have to spend the rest of her days desperately trying to defend herself from her own bloodthirsty familiar.
"Miss Orianna Reveck, please step forth and summon your familiar."
The young female summoner rigidly nods her head and Caitlyn wishes her friend a good luck as Orianna's black robed figure swiftly crosses the room and takes her place inside the magic summoning circle.
"I summon thee o precious and powerful kindred soul, and so I command thee to split the plane of existence you have once called your home and now appear before me! Come forth my loyal familiar."
The magic circle shines a soft silver color, Orianna's summon splits the unseen veil of the world apart and not even a moment later there is some kind of metallic sentient ball casually hovering right beside the proudly smiling female summoner.
"Well done, Miss Reveck, now please step back and join your classmates. Miss Caitlyn-"
The rest of the headmaster's words quickly become a dull stream of muffled sounds for the young agitated summoner as Caitlyn hesitantly steps away from her classmates and friends and forces herself to bring one foot before the other until she finally stops inside the very center of the ominous glowing magical circle.
The brunette summoner pauses, clears her throat and then wets her lips. Caitlyn feels like she is going to faint and she doesn't even remember how to breathe. Her palms are sweaty and her dry throat hurts as Caitlyn anxiously stares at the mystical runes beneath her feet and hesitantly utters the magical incantation.
"I summon thee o precious and powerful kindred soul, and so I command thee to split the plane of existence you have once called your home and now appear before me! C-come forth my loyal familiar!"
But nothing magical or spectacular happens at all, the runes glow crimson for a second or two and then dim back to normal. The other summoners soon start murmuring and gossiping among themselves and some of them even start mocking the petrified brunette summoner.
Caitlyn is left practically speechless, her sky blue eyes widen in shock as she violently whips her head to stare at her seemingly equally puzzled and frowning headmaster. Ryze is currently looking uncertainly at the magic circle and Caitlyn's heart suddenly feels like a big stone that's weighting down her aching chest as the brunette summoner quickly realizes that not even Ryze, the old and extremely powerful headmaster of the world's most prestigious magical academy himself, seems to has even the slightest idea as to why her summoning ritual has failed so miserably.
Caitlyn first realizes that she is experiencing a panic attack when her body starts shaking and her vision starts swimming. Ryze takes an alarmed step forward and offers her some kind reassuring words and that makes Caitlyn feel even worse as the brunette summoner silently wonders what actually happens to any of the academy's students that fail to summon even their own private familiars. W-was the headmaster actually going to kick her out of the Summoners Academy now? Was there even a point in her still staying here if she couldn't so much as perform a simple summoning spell?
Those and even more terrible thoughts were soon occupying the young brunette summoner's head, drowning the jumble of murmurs and mockeries of her former classmates until the runes beneath Caitlyn's feet suddenly glow a vibrant red and then abruptly explode.
rIiiin… Ggg..
Caitlyn can't quite remember how she ended up sprawled across the floor, her ears are ringing and her eyesight is a messy smudged blur. She silently wonders what happened to the rest of her class and if she had perhaps momentary passed out for some reason.
"Sorry for being late, Cupcake, your summoning magic kinda got through to me while I was still in the bathroom." An unknown feminine voice abruptly blurts through the haze of black, white and grey hues obscuring her vision. Caitlyn blinks and her eyesight is still trying to adjust when she suddenly spots something big, purplish and bipedal hurriedly approaching her from the other side of the ruined summoning chamber.
"Oh! And also what's up with all those people here sleeping and moaning on the floor? Is that some kinda wacky welcoming custom of your world or did I just happen to arrive when everyone here is nursing a hangover?"
What? Weird customs? Her world? What is this strange purple woman even talking about?
"Hey, that furry moaning fella over there just did a weird mystical gesture with a raised index finger! Is that how you say hello in this world? Human customs are hard to understand for us newcomers, I tell you. We simply greet people by saying hello or just wave a hand where I come from."
The downed brunette tries to croak a curse, her appendages still too heavy and weak for her to try to stand up just yet and Caitlyn smiles in relief when she suddenly recognizes the blurry silhouette of Ryze attempting to lift himself off the ground. Only for her excited familiar to casually shove him away and so the blue dazed man ends up falling back to the ground.
"Stand back, blueberry-man, this poor collapsed maiden on the floor is obviously in need of some space to breathe and generous amounts of mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!"
Wha-?! The next thing Caitlyn knows is that someone is trying to shove their whole damn tongue down her throat in front of her entire class and a few girls blush while the majority of the gathered crowd either gasps, cheers or squeals in surprise and Teemo merely grunts somewhere in the background. Her vision is soon somewhat restored and the brunette summoner can finally lay eyes on her precious familiar as the other woman's mouth slowly retreats leaving a thin trail of saliva connecting their glistering lips together.
"Hmmm! You even taste sweet like a cupcake! Oh, you're all better now I see! That's great, no need to thank me, Cupcake-lips! I just know we two are gonna be this planes bestest most awesome partners!"
The creature speaking to her is a purple female demon with hair as white as snow and a darker purple VI tattoo decorating one side of her face, two long proud onyx horns with traces of pink and red hues near the tips seem to be sprouting out of the attractive demoness' head and Caitlyn gulps in response when her cheerful Familiar suddenly flashes her a toothy grin exposing pearly white teeth and two deadly sharp fangs to the still petrified, blushing summoner.
"Name's Vi by the way." The smiling familiar says in a low and flirty tone even as her thin pinkish tail lashes behind her back in order to trip poor Ryze and send him face first back on the cold hard ground.
"So.. How about the two of us leave this noisy dump so you can show me where I can find a bloody stiff drink or two in this bizarre dimension?"
Caitlyn gathers all of her courage to take a peek at the almost completely destroyed summoning chamber and her hysterically laughing classmates and friends and also the furious headmaster that seems ready to literally hex both her and Vi to oblivion and hastily nods her head. Caitlyn then grabs one finger of Vi's enormous armored hands and makes a mad dash for the exit.
"Hell yeah! I knew that mortals liked to party!"
The End
PS: I definitely didn't listen to Eminem's Lose yourself while editing Caitlyn's summoning attempt just to have some evil chuckles, and I am definitely not smiling cruelly right now.