Tags: Yuri, Riven, Katarina, Lux.

Beta Reader: Gmp1000

Riven gulps, she flinches and coughs. She tries to remain silent, unyielding even as she tries to brave Katarina's emerald glare and the scrutinizing gaze the redhead assassin is currently giving her. No, not to her, the Noxian warrior abruptly realizes with some amount of embarrassment, Katarina is staring at her… at her sausage.

"Kat?"

The redhead assassin blatantly ignores her, Katarina's far too eager gaze still locked on the poor lump of warm meat as a crimson tongue suddenly darts out of the redhead's mouth and makes to water the plump full lips of the deadly assassin. Meanwhile the naked Noxian swordswoman quivers uncomfortably.

"Kat?"

Riven is really starting sweating now under the intense emerald gaze of her dear girlfriend. Katarina refuses to answer, glance or even acknowledge the anxious Exile's existence, merely staring and staring and staring, hungrily gazing at Riven's giant bulging sausage.

"Ahem!"

The snow-haired warrior finally dares to take a deep breath and try to calm her tattered nerves, unsure ruby eyes still glued on the seemingly mesmerized redhead assassin that merely keep glaring at her poor, poor sausage. Gods this is scary, Riven is so scared and nervous that she can't even flee now that Katarina finally knows her deepest and darkest, most embarrassing secret. Is Kat going to break up with her? The trembling Exile quietly wonders, will her girlfriend laugh at her like nurse Akali did after the Ionian female had learned her secret?

Will her girlfriend yell insults at her and point at the offending lump of warm meat in front of her and choose to spread the swordswoman's secret beyond the walls of the Institute?

Is Riven's first ever romantic experience going to abruptly end because of that hidden part the white-haired Noxian warrior had kept to herself for so long?

Is her crush going to deny her after Riven had finally found the courage to reveal her secret to the beautiful redhead blueblood? Will their relationship end because of a single bulging big sausage?

The redhead assassin suddenly blinks and shakes her head in order to chase away the swirling torrent of her thoughts before she carefully reaches for the plump piece of meat, her striking jade-colored eyes never once leaving the white-haired swordswoman's anxious gaze. Kat harshly grabs the other Noxian's sausage. Riven cringes and then flinches as her girlfriend lazily grasps the plump rod and then tentatively runs her tongue against the red swollen surface of its bulk before gently biting at its thick end teasingly.

"Hmp, not bad." The redhead assassin murmurs with her full lips still pressed against Riven's meat. "Not bad at all, my little snow bunny."

The exiled warrior just sighs in sweet relief, an action that draws a tiny smirk from the Noxian assassin even as Riven smiles at her girlfriend and opts to serve her a hearty helping of omelet.

"See? I told you that I was a good cook, but nooo, you can't have a girly hobby if you are a Noxian badass or a former military commander."

The exiled warrior states in a mocking tone of voice causing the redhead to grumble something under her breath before Katarina sighs and wisely chooses to aim her fork at the tasty remains of her food instead of her infuriatingly smug girlfriend. Maybe that wasn't the right choice after all, Katarina silently ponders as Riven continues to complain for her girlfriend's previous lack of faith in her culinary skills. The redhead merely rolls her eyes in exasperation.

"Ok, ok, I get it. You can cook! I admit that I was wrong, alright? No reason to be a dick Riven!"

And so the Noxian assassin would soon start craving Riven's juicy and tender meat and Katarina would ask for it at almost every morning or whenever they would eat at the mess hall resulting in various amusing responses and blushing misunderstandings from their confused friends or scandalized fellow champions.

Extra: Corrupting the innocent/ A tale of revenge.

It was another great day at the Institute, the birds were chirping and the sun was shining high in the sky, Yasuo was nerfed to the ground and Ranked queues were disabled since no Summoner wanted to play anything other than a squishy assassin with no useful abilities and crowd control spells. Garen was currently eating his breakfast in the crowded mess hall while his beloved sister Lux was gossiping with her friends a few seats farther away from the kind juggernaut. The fact that Luxanna was so far away from him greatly saddened Garen, but he was a mighty Demacian warrior of course and so Garen would silently endure this unspeakable cruel torment. His beautiful dear sister was entitled to the thirty or thirty-five minutes she could spent every day out of his hands' reach after all.

"Yes, I have noticed! I had already heard the rumors about Riven having the biggest sword in the entire League, but who would have known that her meat would be that tasty and appetizing! That woman is certainly full of surprises I am telling you."

Garen begins coughing as he starts spluttering milk and cereal, Demacian cereal, Jarvan's chocolate crater o's if you really want to know. His wide bulging eyes instantly dart to the speaker and a smiling Ahri merely winks at him before she turns back to her friends and his beloved sister.

"I know right? I didn't expect a Noxian warrior to have such an embarrassing secret either. I couldn't help myself and so I started laughing at poor Riven when she tried feeding me her meat one day. She almost had to force the damn thing into my mouth, but I definitely enjoyed it afterwards. It was kind of cute since Riven kept fidgeting and blushing the whole time."

Akali comments and Garen almost passes out when his sister instantly bobs her head excitedly. A cold merciless hand grips the Demacian warrior's heart when Luxanna's lips slowly start forming an innocent happy smile.

"I know right! I just can't have enough of her juicy Noxian sausage!"

Lux happily responds, her words echoing inside Garen's head as the light in the juggernaut's eyes fades and the color drains from his face. The Demacian warrior's heart shatters.

"Excuse me."

The Might of Demacia slowly utters before standing up from his seat and stumbling away from Luxanna like a walking corpse. The seething juggernaut then stomps out of the mess hall, angry eyes searching for a particular Noxian scum that stole his beloved sibling's innocence and defiled Luxanna's honor.

Riven is going to pay for this! Garen vows to himself, he swears it on his sister's beaming white smile! The Demacian warrior then sniffles as he imagines his dear Luxy being fed enormous Noxian sausages. Damn you Riven!

Meanwhile a confused light mage is silently staring at the open door of the mess hall, utterly perplexed by her brother's sudden departure. Did Garen have something against the consumption of meat? Lux had no idea that her older brother wanted to become a vegetarian. Gods then their little talk just now must have been quite uncomfortable.

This story was a writing exercise at using misdirection… That's my excuse, in reality I just wanted to make up funny titles for the chapter. And now for your own enjoyment I present to you the alternative titles for the chapter:

My ideas: Riven and the big sausage, They dig the Noxian meat, Everybody wants Riven's sausage, Two mid laner buns and a Noxian sausage. Making a Noxian sandwich with Riven, Riven's big BIG secret! A bulging suspicion, Riven's juicy secret revealed. What am I doing with my life? Please send help…

Gmp's Ideas: Nice meat, for a Noxian. Breaking Bulge, Juicy indulgence, Breakfast Banger! The Meat Log, The Meat Locker, Nice to Meat You.