A little poem/song written in the same tune as the 'Talk Like a Pirate Day Song'. Disclaimer: I don't own the Pirate Day Song or make any profit from it.

The sun was shining, radiating life and warmth

What a fine day this is! Thought Kog'Maw while eating a moth

Malzahar simply sighs, clad in his constricting purple attire

For being a void prophet didn't pay good and so nice clothes Malz could only desire

And there comes our dear friend, crimson Cho'Gath

With a giant girth and a top hat and a bulk as wide as his heart

He may not have the patience for taxes and math, but he is always up for a laugh!

Hahaha, Cho'Gath growls as he chases humans

And Malzahar promptly facepalms.

So Kog firstly mewls and shakes his head cutely

And then abruptly starts to clap. Hohoho!

And here comes Kha'Zix, the Void Cockroach.

The champion that hates grumpy caaaats.

Although, we will ignore him and leave him alone

Since nobody likes big gross buuuugs!

But oh look, Rek'Sai is coming! So cheer up monster bachelors everywhere!

She is such a beauty, admire that alien booty, but trying to touch it, don't you daaaare!

For Vel'Koz our boy, her besty from the void, will disintegrate you with a mere glare.

Vel' is unfortunately friendzoned for the time being! But he has yet to fall into despaiiiir. Hoho!

Purple nightmares, more like demons!

More horrendous than actual Teemos

Shiny eyes always hungering for friends!

The Void dwellers love them with ketchup, marinated along green stuff

Voidling around fist pump Taaahm Keeeench!

And Kassadin is presently crying, he has failed or was simply lying

He certainly isn't that good of a defendeeeer, (what a noooob!)

Because it is like Kassy isn't even trying! The void terrors daily keep piling

Do you even Rift? Malzahar teases Kass and pokes at him with a spoooon!

And that's how this little song finally ends, with Kassadin strangling the other purple maaan

While Cho'Gath is conversing with Zed, and Yasuo is thankfully freaking baaaanned (Thank you!)

And Kog'Maw is salivating over Valor, and Vel'koz is tentatively poking at Luxanna's reeear.

And Ahri is jelly, she wants that hentai, oh shit things are about to get reeeal!

Meanwhile Kha'Zix is hiding under the table whilst eating leftovers from the mess hall's floor

And Rek'Sai is hissing and messing with Lee Sin, her sonars confusing the blind poor sod!

Oh golly, just stop it! Rek'Sai you are such a menace, truly a great void trooooll!