Summary: Diana is enjoying a serene moongazing session until a particular Star Guardian interrupts it.
Tags: Leona, Diana, Lux, Jinx, Comedy.
A light pleasant breeze is blowing across the deserted gardens of the Institute of War carrying with it the fragrance of the red rosebushes that have been planted around the numerous wooden benches and twisting pathways of the large area. The rosebushes lush green leaves wavering gently at the caressing of the gentle trickster wind, whispering quietly in the night.
Diana faintly smiles as she watches the full moon in the starry night sky, basking in its soothing argent radiance.
'Could this moment be any more perfect?' The relaxed Scorn of the Moon absentmindedly wonders to herself. 'No, of course not.' The young Lunari priestess instantly chastises herself for thinking otherwise as Diana's gaze reverently embraces the circular form of her beautiful pale goddess. The moment was simply perfect. Or well, it would have been in fact if it wasn't for the frilly pink skirt suddenly being shoved in front of the confused heretic's face. Diana frowns as she raises her head and locks eyes with the skirts unexpected owner.
"...Lux, what are you doing here so late?" The Lunari priestess slowly asks with the light mage's frilly skirt waving in front of her, tickling her nose. Lux cracks a grin in reply still seated on the back of the bench.
"It is 'Star Guardian Lux' now!" Giddily exclaims the other Institute mage. "And in the name of the stars I will punish you!" The bubbly blonde girl cheerfully continues.
Diana blinks owlishly at the excited light mage. "Punish me for what? I haven't done anything wrong. I am simply moongazing here."
The Lady of Luminosity frowns as she turns her body around and lowers herself to look at the pale warrior closely. Luxanna's hands cocked at her hips in an exaggerated upset manner that suits the Demacian noble surprisingly well for a woman her age.
"Are you certain that you haven't been sneaking a peek at my superiors here and there?" The blonde mage questions. "I will have you know that as a Star Guardian I will have to arrest you if you are perving on the stars without their exclusive permissions!"
"I only have eyes for my pale goddess." Diana honestly replies with an even tone and the pink-haired Demacian jumps off the bench's back before taking a seat right next to the solitary Lunari.
"I see." The newly appointed Star Guardian says with some disappointment coloring her voice. Luxanna busies herself with gazing at the night sky. A few moments pass by in silence until another familiar female figure hesitantly approaches the two mid lane mages.
"May I seat here with you?" Meekly asks Leona, the tall Targonian woman's golden armor glistering eerily under the soothing pale moonlight.
"Why are you here, leona?" Loudly wonders the perplexed Lady of Luminosity this time, and the Scorn of the Moon also nods her head in puzzled agreement.
"I'm waiting for my goddess to come out," Leona answers with a tired yet faint sigh escaping her lips. "And when she does come out, I will be pestering people about them occasionally staring at the Sun without my written approval."
"...Fine," Grudgingly concedes Luxanna in her whiny voice after a tense second and Diana mutters something nasty under her breath with a low snarl. "But don't go peeking at the stars while waiting for the Sun to come out! I will be watching you, young lady!" Warns the Star Guardian childishly.
"You aren't allowed to gaze at the moon either!" Hisses Diana as the Radiant Dawn takes a seat on the garden bench, adjacent to Lux.
"That is perfectly fine with me." The brunette Solari confidently states from her seat next to Luxanna. Leona then puts on a pair of painted sunglasses with a morning sky drawn on the inside of the lenses and starts staring at the miniature suns scribbled at the center of the lenses intently.
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The three League champions share a quiet reprieve as they contently gaze at their respective preferred solar bodies.
"So what are you three looking at?" Jinx abruptly questions perched on the previously empty right end of the garden bench aligned with a pretty distracted Leona.
"I am moongazing." Diana sternly replies with an annoyed growl.
"I am trying to dig some dirt on my employers and blackmail them for a star power upgrade." Luxanna honestly admits after a little while.
"I'm just waiting for my Sun-preaching shift while fantasizing of Lux and Diana kissing." Absentmindedly replies Leona whilst humming to herself and blushing.
"I see!" Jinx quips with a conspirative grin, the twintailed Zaunite psychopath's legs excitedly swinging back and forth in front of the green grass blades, a pale tattooed arm hanging loosely around the tall Solari's armored shoulders in a friendly manner.
"Why are you here tonight, Jinx?" Lux questions after a short thoughtful pause. "You better not be ogling at the stars, you young rascal!" The light mage adds after a second as an afterthought while waving an accusing finger in front of Jinx's grinning face.
"Or at the moon for that matter." Diana quickly interrupts the warning of her fellow mid laner whilst pinning poor Jinx with cold stern eyes.
"You aren't permitted to stare at my goddess either, I'm afraid." Leona warns the Loose Cannon, the kind brunette's tanned face hidden behind her ridiculously painted morning sunglasses.
Jinx grumbles and pouts childishly at the three women's antics.
"Fine!" The Zaunite lunatic exclaims. "Then the three of you aren't allowed to stare at my explosions either! Na-ah! No, Sir! Close your eyes right now!" The psychopath then crosses her arms in front of her chest and plants her feet back on the ground having a tantrum.
"…What explosions?" Diana curiously questions after a few seconds tick by in silence while Jinx is pouting, utterly refusing to acknowledge that the three League champions next to her even exist in the same plane as her and Fishbones or Pow Pow.
A cluster of colorful yet silent explosions suddenly fills the night sky. The moon and the stars disappear forever right under the two wide-eyed blonde and silver-haired women's unbelieving and horrified eyes.
"Hey! That's not fair! You looked!" The Loose Cannon loudly whines from right next to a speechless Leona. "We four aren't friends anymore!'