Hero Academia: Rent A Girlfriend
Disclaimer:
Boku no Hero Academia is owned by Kohei Horikoshi and Bones
Rent A Girlfriend is owned by Reiji Miyajima and TMS Entertainment
Many thanks to those who read and reviewed this fic. I really appreciated it and this gave me inspiration to work on the next chapter and here, Midoriya is on a DATE with a rental girlfriend, but is abruptly interrupted due to an unexpected situation…
And this is where the hilarity commences…
Well then, read on and enjoy!
Ch. 5: Byōin no hisuterī part 1
The scene shifts at the Hospital, where Midoriya and Kendo arrived, and you can see that he is filled with concern when told that his grandmother is CRITICAL, and he was under the impression that his grandmother will expire anytime soon, hence he had to be there and say his final goodbyes while there is still time.
However, Kendo is still nagging at Midoriya and asked him if he still want to continue the rental, and wanting to end this, he said that he will as soon as things here are stabilized and asked her to talk about it later as he is focused on his ailing grandmother.
"I said I will, so give it a rest, okay?"
"How would I know?"
"…"
"You still haven't change the rating!"
"I said later…"
"I want an answer now!"
"…"
"Are you listening to me?"
Upon arriving at the information section, Midoriya asked the nurse for information, and then head to the area where his family members are waiting, and once arriving there, the Midoriya family is there, where the parents Inko and Hisashi are inside a hospital room where Midoriya matriarch is laying on bed, and it appears that it was merely a false alarm, as the doctors assured that the Midoriya matriarch will be okay, and while this is supposed to be good news, it wasn't the case.
The matriarch, identified as Insashi, is acting a bit cranky and the Midoriya parents urged her to take it easy and she should be careful with her health, but Insashi said that she is feeling fine and told them to tell the nurse to activate the free WiFi, much to their dismay.
"Mom…"
"Please…do not be so…"
"I said I'm fine already!"
"But the doctor said…"
"You need to…"
"Stop treating me like an antique! Will somebody tell the nurse to open the WiFi connection?"
"Mom!"
"Please calm yourself!"
Izuku approached his parents and asked them how this ended up like this, but they reluctantly told him that their grandmother is quite hyper, and thankfully the doctors said that all she needs is a good rest and she's good to go.
This made Izuku sweat-dropped and said that grandmother needs to simmer down or else everyone would be on edge, as he suddenly came here worried but now something like this has made him feel foolish.
"Seriously…"
"That's grandma, Izuku…"
"Why did it turn out like this…?"
"So sorry…"
"…"
"I came here and got worried for nothing…"
"That's life, Izuku…"
"…"
The scene shows that Insashi kept on complaining, saying that the WiFi connection is so slow that she couldn't surf her Facebook account, and threatened to go out and confront the hospital administrator and make a scene just to have her point taken.
The Midoriya parents became panic-stricken and urged her to settle down and not do anything to worsen her health, but she berated them for trying to SPOIL her and said that she is healthy enough to do her usual activities, and tells them not to treat her like an antique.
"Mom…!"
"Please…do not be so…"
"I said I'm fine already! I'm strong enough to do my usual thing!"
"But the doctor already said that…"
"You need to relax or…"
"Stop treating me like an antique! Will somebody take me the nurse station? The WiFi connection here is slow, as a slug! Can't somebody do something?"
"Mom! Stop!"
"Please calm yourself!"
Izuku sweat-dropped while face-palming, as this made him feel like cringing, due to how this scene made him feel like leaving, as his life is already spiraling. First Uraraka broke up with him at the recent graduation for a shallow reason, then trying out the rental girlfriend system, and just found out the hard way about how rental girlfriends work.
On top of this, he saw the TRUE NATURE of Kendo, and now he came to the hospital whilst Kendo tagged along just to ask him if he wishes to continue the rental and to get a higher rating after he gave her a low score.
Finally, Insashi settled down much to Mr. and Mrs. Midoriya's relief, but noticed Kendo, which made Izuku sweat-dropped as he realized that he should have sent her home once things stabilizes, and now he had to come up with something to explain, as he couldn't possibly tell his family that Kendo is just a rental girlfriend.
Izuku became more worried as Insashi asked her grandson who is Kendo, and the teen boy had to think of a way to introduce her without giving themselves away.
"Izuku…"
"Y-yes…?"
"Who's that girl?"
"Uh…"
"?"
"She…um…well…"
"Izuku?"
"Er…um…ah…"
Insashi smirked and teasingly comments that her grandson is so ordinary-looking that he may have unknowingly brought a girl here just to brag or to make her feel better by claiming that he got a girlfriend, which made Izuku face-palmed at her.
The Midoriya parents seemingly agreed with the Insashi, stating that up until now Izuku has not introduced a girl and made comments that their only son would become a eunuch one day.
"That's Izuku…"
"Yeah…"
"Up until now he hasn't got a girlfriend…"
"I think he's better off becoming a Shinto priest…"
"I know!"
"Huh?"
"Let's make our son a eunuch! "
"Good idea!"
Izuku sweat-dropped while face-palming as he couldn't believe that his own parents would make comments like that, and is considering leaving the hospital as he felt his presence is not needed anymore, but wanting to erase any suspicions, Kendo stood up and GRACEFULLY INTRODUCED herself and said that she is Izuku's girlfriend.
The Midoriya parents and Insashi stood in shock as they couldn't believe what they just heard, and they asked Izuku if this is true, and Izuku himself is shocked by Kendo's actions and wondered what is she thinking and why say something like that, as he is worried that his family might find out that Kendo is a rental girlfriend and not an actual girlfriend.
"What?"
"Our son?"
"Has a girlfriend?"
"This can't be!"
"Impossible!"
"This must be a dream!"
"Our son is so ordinary that it's impossible for him to bring a girl here!"
"Indeed!"
As Izuku tried to think of a way to divert his family's attention, Insashi jumped from her hospital bed and went to her grandson, feeling overjoyed that he has gotten a girlfriend, much to his shock, and now she said she no longer have any regrets, which made the Midoriya parents believe that she wants to die now and urged her to calm down.
"Mom…!"
"Please…do not be so…"
"Ha-ha! This is good news!"
"Stop that! The doctor said you…"
"You need to…"
"This is the best news I got! Now I can die in peace!"
"Mom!"
"Please calm yourself!"
Izuku twitched his eyes as his grandmother made another unnecessary scene, and face-palmed even more, as he felt that his life has taken a 180° turn, and he told his grandmother to behave herself and stop acting foolishly.
He then noticed that Inko is observing Kendo, glancing at the teen girl from head to toe before Inko stared at Kendo's chest, and stared wide-eyed seeing that her cleavage could be seen and told her family that Izuku has a thing for girls with BIG BOOBS, which made Izuku blush even more and he COMICALLY shook his mom and told her to stop making foolish comments out of the blue.
"Mom!"
"WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA!"
"What kind of comment is that?"
"WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA!"
"Will you knock it off already?"
"WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA!"
"I mean it!"
"WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA!"
Hisashi and Insashi noticed it and glanced at Kendo, and they too noticed her attire and saw her cleavage, which Hisashi too misunderstood and became panic-stricken, believing that his and Inko's son wanted to get DEFLOWERED, and they urged their son not to rush things and should think about what he intend to do.
Izuku twitched his eyes at hearing his parents' silly comments and he berated them for that, but then his mom took out her smartphone and said that she will arrange to send Izuku to a convent and have him enter a career as a priest in order for him to REMAIN PURE and uphold CHASTITY.
Hisashi seemed to agree what his wife is suggesting, and commented that his son should learn how to control himself around women, and there Izuku further berated his parents and told them to knock it off already, which his parents were seemingly unfazed.
"Mom! Dad!"
"WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA!"
"WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA!"
"What kind of comment is that?"
"WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA!"
"WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA!"
"Will you two knock it off already? I'm not going to the convent! And I have no intention of becoming a priest!"
"WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA!"
"WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA!"
Outside, a pair of nurses sighed as the room where Insashi is being confined has gotten rather LIVELY, and wondered if Insashi is going to be okay after a false alarm over her health, and they couldn't help but admire the senior citizen's gutsiness.
"Wow…"
"The room's got livelier…"
"Insashi-san must be feeling better."
"She sure scared us…"
"Yeah, I thought this was her time…"
"Got to admit…for a senior citizen she sure is energetic…"
"Yeah."
"Good for her…"
To Be Continued...
Hope you liked this chapter, as Izuku arrived at the hospital to check on his grandmother, only to find out that it was just a false alarm after being told that she is about to pass away…
Hilarity ensued as Insashi takes an interest in Kendo after being told that Kendo is Izuku's girlfriend despite skepticism from the Midoriya parents…
And Insashi Midoriya is an OC who is based on Kazuya Kinoshita's grandmother, Nagomi.
Preview:
Things inside the hospital takes a hilarious turn as both Izuku and Kendo realized something and had to take drastic measures to escape their current predicament…
See you in four weeks…
Reviews are welcomed, but needed…