Danganronpa: Rent A Girlfriend
Disclaimer:
Danganronpa is owned by Spike Chunsoft and Lerche
Rent A Girlfriend is owned by Reiji Miyajima and TMS
Many thanks to those who read and reviewed this fic. I really appreciated it and this gave me inspiration to work on the next chapter and here, in the midst of a DATE with a rental girlfriend, Midoriya gets into an unexpected situation…
And this is where the hilarity continue…
Well then, read on and enjoy!
Ch. 6: Byōin no hisuterī part 2
The scene shifts at the Hospital, where a pair of nurses sighed as the room where Insashi is being confined has gotten rather LIVELY, and wondered if Insashi is going to be okay after a false alarm over her health, and they couldn't help but admire the senior citizen's gutsiness.
"Wow…"
"The room's got livelier…"
"I'm guessing that Insashi must be feeling better."
"She sure scared us…"
"Yeah, I thought this was her time…"
"Got to admit…for a senior citizen she sure is energetic…"
"Yeah."
"Good for her…"
However, the nurses' admiration slowly changed as Hisashi and Inko tried to calm Insashi down but the senior citizen wouldn't relent as she threatened to hold a strike due to the WiFi connection in the hospital is weak.
"Mom, please!"
"Please calm down!"
"I won't! I'll lodge a complaint!"
"Please don't!"
"Think about your health!"
"The WiFi connection is weak! How do you expect me to calm down?"
"Just leave it to the staff!"
"He's right!"
"Bah! I'll do it myself!"
The nurses sweat-dropped at hearing this and wondered when Insashi would be discharged, seeing that she appeared to be healthy enough to cause such a ruckus after being rushed here several minutes ago and now she is starting to be a pain.
"Is the old lady really okay?"
"Looks to me…"
"Guess she's okay."
"Okay enough to cause a racket…"
"Should the old lady be discharged?"
"They better. She's becoming a pain."
"Yeah."
"As in a real pain."
Back inside the hospital room, Izuku and Kendo sweat-dropped as the Midoriya parents tried to pacify Insashi as she reiterated that she is fine and wanted to take a stroll, but the Midoriya parents urged her to calm down and not strain herself as they worry that she might have another heart attack or something but she insisted that she is fine now.
"Mom, please!"
"Please calm down!"
"I won't! I'm going to take a walk!"
"Please don't!"
"Think about your health!"
"I'm fine now! How do you expect me to calm down if you keep on locking me here?"
"The doctor said you need to rest!"
"He's right!"
"Bah! I can't rest if you treat me like a bird in a cage!"
Kendo whispered to Izuku and asked if Insashi is really like that, noting that the senior citizen is full of energy despite her advanced age, which he sighed and said that his grandmother is really energetic to a degree and to a fault.
"Really?"
"Yeah, really."
"Lucky you."
"For me it's bad luck."
"How so?"
"She's so energetic that my parents are becoming like a pair of nervous wrecks…"
"Oh?"
"Yeah."
By then Insashi jumped out of her bed and said that she would tell her fellow senior citizen patients the good news that her grandson has finally got a girlfriend, and as she ran off, the Midoriya parents tried to stop her, to little success.
"Mom!"
"Mom! Wait!"
"Come back!"
"Please calm down!"
"Think about your health!"
"You'll break down again!"
"You'll get another heart attack!"
"And think about the hospital bills!"
As the Midoriya parents are out of sight, Izuku sighed as he felt that what happened just now is another case of déjà vu, but then saw Kendo looking apprehensive and he asked her what is wrong, and there she told him that her grandmother is also a patient here and therefore she can't let him know that she is here in this hospital.
Izuku asked why, seeing that there is nothing wrong, but Kendo stated that her grandmother has no idea that she is in this rental girlfriend business and she must not find out about it and now she wants to leave the hospital right away.
"Eh?"
"You heard me! I'm leaving!"
"Wait…calm down…"
"If my grandma sees me…she'll become as hyperactive as your grandma! So come on!"
"Hold on…maybe if you talked to your…"
"No way! I'm not telling her!"
"How come?"
"You know why!"
Izuku blinked his eyes as he sees that Kendo is intent in keeping her grandmother in the dark about her part-time job, and tells her that it would not hurt to tell her grandmother her secret job since it is not a crime, though she reiterated that she wants to keep her job a secret from her no matter what, and sternly tells Izuku to keep it a secret at all costs.
"I'm not telling, you hear?"
"Uh…"
"Whatever it takes…she mustn't know!"
"Seriously…"
"And you'll keep your mouth shut about this!"
"But…"
"No buts! That is that!"
"..."
Izuku sighed as he finds her a bit difficult to reason with, but finds himself agreeing with her as he too is unsure about telling his family that Kendo is just a rental girlfriend and nothing more, and as both are pondering on what to do next, their musings were interrupted when they heard the Midoriya parents' voices echoing the hallway as they urged Insashi to calm down.
"Mom, please!"
"Please calm down!"
"I won't! I'm going to talk to my fellow patients!"
"Please don't!"
"Think about your health!"
"I'm fine now! How do you expect me to calm down if you keep on locking me at the hospital room?"
"The doctor said you need to rest!"
"He's right!"
"Bah! I can't rest if you treat me like a bird in a cage! Stop following me, okay?"
Then the teens heard that Insashi is leading a group of hospitalized senior citizens, telling them that her grandson has gotten a girlfriend and wanted them to meet Izuku and Kendo, which the senior citizens agreed, finding it thrilling to see two teenagers in love.
"Really?"
"Wow!"
"That's good news!"
"Where are they?"
"Are they still here?"
"Introduce me to those kids!"
"Me too!"
"Young love…"
Izuku and Kendo stared wide-eyed at this and she grabbed his hand and left Insashi's hospital room and tried to get away, but then saw a mob is forming and tried to go to the opposite direction, only to see a hospital bed with a patient blocking the way, and Kendo is pissed, as she couldn't afford to be seen by anyone.
She then saw a vacant hospital room and she led Izuku there as she tried to think of a way to escape without being seen, and as she is thinking of a way, Izuku went to the toilet and urinate, which his pants and brief are down, and a dismayed Kendo tells him to hurry up as she need him to distract the oncoming patients, much to his annoyance.
"Hurry up, already, cinnamon head!"
"Geez!"
"Come on!"
"Can't you wait?"
"I can't!"
"I'm putting my brief back up!"
"Just hurry!"
"Geez…"
As Izuku puts his brief back on, he is about to pull his pants up when a panicking Kendo pulls him out, and there she tells him to do something as she can't show herself out there as she doesn't want to face her grandmother at the moment, which he sagged and tells her to wait as his pants are on his ankles and yet he tries to reason with her.
He tells her that it is probably better to come clean or things might get complicated if this charade goes on up to the point where things might get difficult to hide, and that sooner or later their families might eventually learn of their fake relationship.
Kendo twitched her eyes at his urging but for some reason she couldn't rebut, and just sighed, but then saw his brief and blushed, telling him to cover his crotch or else she would sue him for indecent exposure, much to his annoyance.
"Hey! Cover yourself!"
"Eh?"
"Are you trying to FLASH before me?"
"Hey! You dragged me out of the toilet!"
"Cover yourself! If you show your PEE-PEE in front of me I can sue you!"
"You're crazy!"
"But not a psychopath…"
"…"
Suddenly, Insashi's voice is heard and the two teens started to panic as they can hear her lead a group of senior citizens, and that they are aware that the two teens are somewhere here and Insashi assured to them that they will find her grandson and Kendo, then introduce them, which the senior citizens are looking forward to meet them.
"Really?"
"Wow!"
"That's good news!"
"Where are they?"
"Can't wait to meet them!"
"Introduce me to those kids! I'm so excited!"
"Me too!"
"Young love…sweet love…"
The voices indicate that they are nearing this room, and glancing at the window, Kendo realized that there is no scaffolding to hold them and she is starting to panic, as she really couldn't afford to be caught, but then a last-minute idea popped into her head as she grabbed Izuku and both lay on the hospital bed while covering themselves with the blanket.
Izuku blushed as he asked her what is she thinking, but she sternly tells him to keep it down and not say a word, stating that this is the only way she could think of to hide themselves from their respective grandparents.
"Now stay still…"
"…"
"Don't say a FUCKING word…"
"…"
"Make a noise and you're dead…"
"…"
"Got that?"
"…"
Izuku is on top of Kendo, and he blushed at the fact that his body is close to hers, and wondered how he ended up in this kind of predicament, feeling that this is similar to a romance manga, which ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.
However, things took a turn. In their haste to hide from their grandparents, Kendo's skirt was lifted and her white-colored panties are exposed, and with his pants on his ankles, Izuku's crotch is pressing Kendo's. With his bare thighs rubbing hers, Izuku felt her soft skin, and with his upper clothing, a sleeveless shirt and Kendo only in her sleeveless blouse, he could feel her breasts pressing his chest.
And as LUCK would have it, Izuku experienced his FIRST ERECTION. Moreover, his brief was made of soft fabric and a bit loose, hence a STRAIGHT TENT is formed and it pressed Kendo's crotch, and she blushed upon feeling it and her body started to heat up and told him to stop pressing her, which he said he couldn't.
"Hey!"
"Uh…"
"Are you trying to RAPE me?"
"N-no…I..."
"Make your PEE-PEE shrink…!"
"I can't…"
"Do it or I'll cut it down…!"
"Geez…"
To Be Continued...
Hope you liked this chapter, as comedy is abound as the two teens' predicament lead to a comedic awkward situation…and now they are stuck with Izuku getting his first arousal and feeling a girl's body while hiding from their respective grandparents…
Preview:
Izuku and Kendo are struggling to keep themselves from OVERHEATING as their grandparents are looking for the two teens…
See you in four weeks…
Reviews are welcomed, but needed…