Tags: Drama, Jinx
The unruly toddlers of Piltover's Second Elementary School were more excited and hyper than usual that day. The children were yelling and laughing, pushing each other and fidgeting in their uncomfortable seats. A brand new teacher had been appointed to their little homey class that day, you see. An interesting fair-skinned woman with very long, braided blue hair and a mischievous glint visible in her shining magenta-colored eyes.
Miss Fishbones, as the children's new science teacher had introduced herself to them a few minutes prior in a cheery and spirited tone, was currently trying to fit a giant metal crate full of mini nukes and other volatile explosives through the classroom's moderately narrow doorframe.
Huffing and panting, the crazy-eyed woman grunts as she finally manages to squeeze both the dangerous metal box and her slim body through the old doorframe and enters the classroom with a strained exhale and a satisfied smirk. And while almost dropping the damn thing in the process…
Miss Fishbones somehow manages to catch her explosive teaching material in her thin pale hands and then stumble forward towards the teacher's desk near the blackboard.
Jinx proceeds to unceremoniously dump the metal crate on top of the ancient ugly desk. With a Gleeful smirk then stretching across her face, the retired Loose Cannon turns to address her expectant and curious pupils.
"Okay, squirts, are you ready for the first lesson of the day?" The reformed mad woman grins from ear to ear at her class in what Jinx hopes is a casual and easygoing manner.
She is going to do this thing! Actually, going to do this! No more postponing her dreams and distracting herself with shooting at delivery drones and empty mailboxes. No more doubting and denying her hopes and true calling. Being an elementary school teacher had always been Jinx's aspiring dream, you see. Right after becoming a circus performer, a teddy bear surgeon and opening the first-ever bakery in the heart of the Void. Jinx truly had a lot of dreams as one may suspect, and the former Loose Cannon was about to make one of those dreams a grand reality in less than a few measly milliseconds!
Heedless of their new Science teacher's inner monologue, the young students present yell and clap their hands expectantly. Jinx takes in the sight of her pupils' beaming faces and shakes her head to get rid of her useless doubts.
You can do this, Jinx! The former Zaunite terrorist thinks as she grins at her classroom confidently. Her first Science lesson is gonna be a huge blast with these kids, Jinxy just knows it!
"Alright then, brats! Now who amongst you wants to learn about the Big Bang and the mother of all explosions!" The Loose Cannon asks cheerfully, lazily pointing her thumb backwards towards the metal crate with the liberated bombs andexplosives. Elementary school teachers weren't allowed to steal things after all! No, Sir! They were just supposed to confiscate dangerous things from misbehaving youths and rude demolition crews. Jinx had read that last guideline in a famous teaching book that she had imagined herself writing just the day before yesterday.
A few chubby hands instantly fly in the air. Most of the children in the class think that explosions are really cool, like when the Morphing Demacian Rangers defeat the big monster while piloting their assembled rainbow-themed robot.
Jinx happily nods her head as she starts fumbling for the bombs' detonator in her pockets.
"Alright then! Listen to me and listen closely, you little rebellious squirts," The former Loose Cannon finally succeeds in finding the small hex-tech device. It was in her short's back pocket. Who would have known! Jinx had been sitting on it the whole drive from her secret hideout in the slums to Piltover's Second Elementary School. Good thing the bombs didn't go off before today's lesson! That would have been embarrassing. Embarrassing and unprofessional. Caitlyn and Vi would have no doubt laughed at her misfortune!
"Are you all paying attention to me?" The grinning blue-haired woman asks excitably. All of the children proceed to nod, or mumble, or wave. 'Yes, Miss Fishbones.' They parrot.
"Good!" The mad azure-haired woman sighs in immense relief. "Because I will only be able to press the big red button once! This is gonna be the best Science class ever!"
A second later and Jinx's finger slams on the button. Piltover's Second Elementary instantly disappears.
But all in all I still think that Jinx would be a suitable elementary school teacher. She would use sock hand puppets and talk in her fake Fishbones voice and she has a children's mentality so she would get along with the brats. She would just need her fellow teacher Caitlyn to babysit her along with the other kids to avoid her making trouble.