Rated T for violence
The minions marched endlessly, dragging their tiny feet from the base all the way to the mid lane. Following the lure of magic, the lifeless puppets moved and fought. With miniature swords and wands held in their hands the minions clashed in a mockery of battle. Above the sounds of the colliding shields and swords, the voices of two Demacians having a friendly match radiated around the beaten path of the mid lane.
"Surrender, Quinn! There is no way that you can beat me!" Laughed Lady Luxanna while twirling her light baton, a vortex of concentrated light hurling towards the other Demacian champion that tumbled away from the projectile with a startled yelp.
"N-not in this life, Crownguard!" Quinn grunted while firing her crossbow from the ground. Using the distraction of Lux hastily conjuring a transparent shield to stand up and hide behind her minions. Valor quacked warningly from his position in the air.
"Well, I tried to go easy on you.." Lux pouted childishly, before a mischievous grin lit the young mage's face. With a quick wave of her magical baton the spellcaster sent another light orb behind the scout, accompanying the first spell with a bolt of rooting magic hurled at the direction that the ranger would try to dodge.
Quinn's eyes widen in alarm. Panicking at the prospect of the spells hitting her, Quinn dexterously jumped on top of an enemy minion before using the mindless doll to perform a backflip. The scout fired her crossbow while spinning in the air. Luxanna shouted in surprise as she attempted to conjure a light barrier in time to block the attack. Only for Valor to abruptly dive towards the mage and try to peck at her forehead, successfully distracting the Demacian mage from completing her spell. Luxanna's Life Points rapidly decreased as the ranger's crossbow bolts slammed against her fresh.
"I guess you win this bout." Lux mumbled while the enemy minions, the attention of which was drawn by her hostile actions towards the other champion, swarmed her with their own pathetic blows.
"I guess I do." Quinn smiled smugly, eyeing Luxana's Health Bar that now bordered zero.
"FINISH HER!" Suddenly bellowed a faceless voice, startling both champions with both its command and its bloodthirstiness.
"What do you mean-" Quinn is about to inquire when Valor abruptly descended from the sky. Quinn is at a loss of words, watching Valor is horror as the Demacian eagle proceeded to shoot at Lux's kneecaps with a smaller version of her own crossbow. Lux screamed in pain, clutching at the crossbow bolts whilst falling to her knees. Only for Valor to brutally smack her head with his crossbow. The crazed eagle pecked at her hands, slapping her twice with his wings, before grabbing the mage by her long blonde tresses and flying into the sun.
A short moment later, Quinn screamed in fright when Lux's burning corpse fell down in front of her. A mere second afterwards a bird dropping landed on the dead mage's face, splashing all over it in slow motion.
"FATALITY!" Celebrated the announcer. Valor crossed his wings, grinning victoriously at the camera.