(Planet Express)
Naruto was sitting on the couch watching TV with Bender while the girls were cavorting around the break table. Making conversation.
"Good news everyone!" The professor said entering the room
"Hit the deck!" Naruto yelled as he jumped to his feet and hid behind the couch
"ahahahahahaha!" Bender laughed at this response as it was a good response to when the professor said that
"Wait, was Naruto here? I could've sworn he was…… also who are all of you?" The professor asked confused
"Focus prune man" Thog said with a hard tone at the professor
"I love you" Amy said with a grin at the dig at the professor
"Oh right we have hired a new doctor and Zoidberg will be her assistant from now on. Come on in and introduce yourself" the professor said….. staring at the wall next to the door. "Wait where did she go. She was right there" he said, pointing at the wall.
The door behind the professor opened and a blonde woman in a doctor's uniform came into the room. She had long blonde hair and blue eyes. She also had EE cup breasts, a curvy body, and a plump, juicy ass
"Hello nurse!" Naruto said with a grin as he stood up and jumped back over the couch
Leela snorted at this as she had seen the cartoon he was referencing
"... I'm a doctor sir" The blonde woman said
"I know miss it's just a compliment from the 20th century" Naruto said with a smile
"A compliment to a doctor that makes them seem less intelligent?" The nurse asked confused
"No no it's just a way to compliment your looks" Leela said hoping to explain to the new doctor
"Yeah Naruto doesn't have it in him to insult a lady" Amy explained with a smile at Naruto
"Ah very well I'm Lauren Cahill and I will be the doctor for you all from now on" The doctor said introducing herself with a smile
"Nice to meet ya. I'm Naruto Uzumaki" Naruto greeted her kindly.
"Names Bender welcome to the madhouse meatbag" Bender greeted before drinking a beer.
"Turunga Leela" Leela said with a nod of greeting
"Amy Wong" Amy said with a friendly wave of her hand
"Thog" Thog said simply
"Ornik" Ornik copied Thog's simple greeting
"Kug" Kug copied her amazon harem sisters with yet another simple greeting.
"Ah Amazonians. Your biology is very similar to humans. Matter of fact the only one of you who's file seemed to have anything different compared to normal human physiology is Naruto here" Lauren said simply
"That would explain a lot" Amy said with a grin as she rested her chin in her hand
"... not what I meant but now that you mention it…." Lauren mused with a coy grin
"Now doctor you wouldn't be trying to get fresh with me are you?" Naruto asked with a chuckle
"Maybe I am. Maybe I'm not. You'll just have to find out later" Lauren said with a teasing smirk
"Is that doctor there? I hear her voice but can't see her" The professor said, still looking at the wall confused.
Hermes sighed at this as he took out a Laser pointer and used it to lead the professor into the other room
"Wait, I see a light. Hooray! I'm dying!" The professor said as he walked towards the laser light
"... I'll deal with him. In the meantime get to know your colleagues. And Naruto, you have a meeting at Mom's in an hour." Hermes said
"I do?" Naruto asked confused
Leela sighed at this "let's go you" she said as she pushed him out of the front door
"No really I do? No one mentioned it to me" Naruto said confused
"Oh yeah I set it up for you. You're welcome" Bender said drinking another beer
"... you hacked into my holophone and day planner?" Naruto asked his best friend with a deadpan tone as he realized Bender did this without ever mentioning it to him.
"No I just made the appointment and told Hermes" Bender said as he opened a fresh beer
"Move mister your not bailing on this" Leela said as she pushed Naruto
"Ok ok woman but I want you bent over my car later" Naruto said with a chuckle as Leela pushed him out the door
"Oooo want me to wash it for you stud?" Leela asked with a smirk
"God damn I love you" Naruto said with a grin and a nod
"Wait for me!" Amy yelled trying to follow after them but was stopped by Hermes
"I need you here Amy for inventing with the professor. No running off for sex woman" Hermes said
"Why can she and Bender leave but I can't" Amy pouted
"Bender can't leave" Hermes said with a firm tone
"Then you may want to stop him climbing out the window" Lauren said simply pointing at Bender who was climbing out the window
"... ah crap. So long suckers! Hehehehe" Bender cackled as he dove out the window
Hermes sighed at this as he already felt a headache coming
(later with Naruto and Leela)
"So ….. you excited to meet your only living family?" Leela asked as she drove his hover car.
"Not really, I mean I have you and the other girls and the guys at work. I'm honestly content with that." Naruto said as she smiled as he looked at Leela
Leela smiled a little at this glad Naruto was happy with his life "still I'm sure a part of you has to be excited. I mean I know I'd be" Leela said before frowning in a bit of jealousy. Knowing she'd kill to learn of her family and race.
Naruto frowned at this as he knew Leela grew up alone and always wondered about where she came from. He placed a hand on her shoulder to comfort her, seeing her sadness.
Leela looked at Naruto and nodded grateful at him comforting her "we're here baby" Leela said as she pulled into the Mom's friendly Robot Corporation parking lot.
"Alright let's do this" Naruto said as he and Leela headed inside to the reception area
"Welcome to Mom's Friendly Robots name please?" the reception bot asked
"Naruto Uzumaki I'm here to see Mom." Naruto responded
"Name recognized. Meeting with Mom acknowledged. Please use the elevator to the 4000th floor." The robot said simply
As Naruto walked between the security robots they blocked Leelas path
"Hey!" Leela said as she glared at the robots
"She's with me" Naruto said with a glare at the robots
"You are acknowledged to meet Mom alone. No guests" the security bot stated
"Hmmm interesting you obey mom by default right?" Naruto asked
"Indeed" the bot stated
"Well I'm her great times 20 grandfather so I out rank her so you either let my girlfriend through or I'm gonna -" Naruto started to say
"Acknowledged" the robots said as they let Leela through
"Thank you" Leela said calmly
"Huh I didn't expect that to work actually and I was ready to kill a robot" Naruto admitted with a chuckle
"... you're lucky you're cute" Leela sighed at her boyfriend
"And your lucky your sexy as hell" Naruto said with a smirk as Leela hugged his arm as they walked into an elevator
"Ok 4000th Floor." Naruto said, looking for a button. The second he said "4000th floor" however the elevator closed and started to shoot up the building
"... voice activated elevators?" Naruto questioned curious not expecting it
"Other than her inventors most staff here is robotic so it makes sense" Leela explained as robots were programmed to know exactly where they were going.
"hmmm will take a bit to get to the top floor…..wanna make out?" Naruto asked with a smile at his girlfriend
"……yea sure but no sex" Leela said as Naruto pulled her into his arms
"Oh I can wait on sex" Naruto grinned before slamming his lips onto hers as his hand reached to her ass.
Leela moaned into his lips and gasped as he groped her ass cheeks tightly
(15 minutes later)
Mom was in her office waiting for Naruto to arrive in the elevator. Sitting in her robotic sweet old lady outfit to play on her innocent woman facade.
"Where is that whiskered bastard?" she growled lowly.
"I'll find him mother" Walt stated going to a computer
He activated the security surveillance system and it showed footage of Naruto and Leela Making out in the elevator
"Ah I want you to fuck me hard in your car later" Leela moaned out
"Dear god I love you" Naruto growled out as Leela sucked on his neck
"... ewww" Ignar said seeing this as he found out Naruto was family.
"... I'm gonna need that elevator burned" Mom said simply to her sons
"Yes mother" Walt said with a nod
Soon the elevator door dinged and Naruto and Leela walked out. Their clothes ruffled as they were fixing them.
"So this is the office huh?" Naruto mused seeing all the artwork dedicated to mom. ….. As some type of overlord figure in the artwork.
"Ah so your my relative" Mom said with a kind, sweet smile on her face.
"You can drop the kind innocent act. The artwork gives it away" Naruto said simply
Leela looked at the younger picture of mom and raised her eyebrow "you had pink hair when younger?" she asked
"It grew darker later on" Mom said simply dropping the kind woman charade.
"Ugh I have an idea how we're related now" Naruto said as he pinched his nose as he recognized this bitchy attitude
"Good maybe you can shed some light on this crap then" Mom said
"Look up Sakura Haruno" Naruto sighed
Leela's eye widened at this before she scowled "oh you've gotta be fucking kidding me" She said
"Walt" Mom said looking at her son
"On it mother" Walt said as he typed at a keyboard and brought up a image of Sakura
"Hmmmm kinda looks like me back in my younger days" mom said
"Yeah I'm gonna assume before I was frozen she must have been knocked up. Surprisingly I guess it was mine" Naruto said
Walt typed at the keyboard and soon an image of mom's DNA and Sakura's DNA appeared, matching up.
"Huh well that explains it" Mom said
"... I think I need a minute" Naruto said as he sat down
"According to this miss Haruno's kid was a success and resented her mom for being and I quote: a two faced bitch for chasing her dad away And getting piped by hobos" Walt said
Naruto and mom snorted at this and laughed together
"That's my girl" Naruto said with a smile feeling a little better about this now
"So since you two are related, what happens now?" Leela asked curious
"Not much. I just wanted to figure out how we were related. And I have to say I like this brat!" Mom said with a smile
"Hey I'm your elder brat!" Naruto grinned at mom
"yea but you don't look it, you lucky little shit!" Mom said with a grin
"Hey I'm sure you could always get your youth back from one of those tar pits i heard about" Naruto said
"not a fan of that " Mom said deadpan
"... why?" Naruto asked apprehensively
"Eh that shit has bad repercussions to the body and the youth is only temporary" Mom explained
"... if I find something to restore your youth I'll send it to you" Naruto said after hearing that
"Eh don't sweat it brat. I've lived a nearly full life." Mom said simply
"Nearly?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow
"She wants to rule earth" Larry said simply
"WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD SPEAK IDIOT!" Mom shouted before pressing a button on her desk. That made a robot arm appear in front of Larry. And then slap him.
"..." Naruto just watched this deadpan "Definitely related to Sakura" he muttered under his breath
"... Well we should probably get going back to Planet express" Leela said after a moment of trying to figure out what was even happening anymore with what was supposed to be meeting a long lost relative.
"... did you just say planet Express?" Mom asked with a scowl
"Yeah that's the company I work for and partly own" Naruto said
"... as in the company run by Hubert Farnsworth!" Mom growled out while gnashing her teeth
"Yes, why?" Naruto asked confused
"If you see that wrinkled old dustbin, kick him in his pruny nads for me!" Mom growled in pure fury
"May I ask why?" Leela asked as while the professor was eccentric and at times stupid he was morally fine….. most of the time
"That worthless bastard dumped me because he didn't want to design a giant robot teddy bear that fired face melting lasers! Along with stealing several prototypes!" mom growled
Naruto and Leela went silent at this and gained flat looks
"Ok first of all didn't know the professor had it in him to dump anyone and two …..the fuck?!" Naruto yelled in shock at the idea of a toy that could hurt people
"Oh don't get your panties in a twist it was a childrens toy to start that i wanted converted for military application" Mom said waving her hand
"Oh well if the old man wanted to make toys why not let him? I mean he can make both that and weapons but turning his creations into weapons of war is a bitch move" Naruto said as he understood why the professor would be upset
"He literally created several weapons but that was the line in the sand apparently. Dumped me on valentine's day even. And the bastard stole the robot free will unit and stole my best doctor" Mom said muttering the last sentence under her breath
"Look it's fine if you have problems with the old man but don't take it out on what is essentially half my company" Naruto said simply
"... fine. Only Farnsworth will be the recipient of my ire….. unless your company crosses me in some way" Mom said
"You threatening me brat?" Naruto asked with a glare
"Well duh. You think I won't slap you around cause we're family?" Mom asked rhetorically
"You think I won't kick your ass? I'm not above disciplining my great, great, great, great granddaughter?" Naruto said as he got in mom's face and glared at her
"There's actually 8 greats between you two" Walt said simply
"I know that damn it!" Naruto and mom yelled together at the genius among morons. With Mom even slapping him
"Hey! Enough of that slapping shit! Sakura did the same kind of thing to me and I refuse to see you do that shit!" Naruto ordered
"What are you my fucking dad now?! I'll-" Mom was saying until
smack!
The room went silent as they had just watched Naruto slap Mom. In the face. In front of her sons.
"Oooooh" Igner said as if he witnessed something on a schoolyard that was crazy shocking
"D-did you just fucking slap me?" Mom growled
"Yeah I did. Not so good on the other end is it?" Naruto asked with a glare
"Ok you're done thanks for the meeting mom please keep in touch" Leela said as she dragged Naruto to the elevator. Leaving Mom and her sons alone
"..." Mom just stood there holding her cheek silently processing what just happened
"Mother?" Walt asked, concerned never having seen his mother not immediately swear vengeance or fly into a rage before.
"I'm fine Walt just leave me to my thoughts" Mom ordered her sons to leave the room as she walked over to her desk and sat down. Thinking to herself
(parking garage)
"I can't believe you did that!" Leela said as they approached Naruto's car
"What? As a grandfather I should discipline brats I'm related to right?" Naruto pointed out
"By condemning her for doing the same thing you just did to punish her. And in this case to the most powerful women on Earth" Leela pointed out
"Ok I was making a point Leela. I'm not a hypocrite" Naruto said with a scowl as he got into his car while Leela got into the passenger seat
"Just pray this doesn't come back to bite you" Leela sighed to him
"If it does you can nurse me back to health" Naruto said with a grin at the idea of Leela in a nurses outfit
"If it does and you survive, I'm having Thog pull out her amazonian strap on for you with no lube" Leela told him with a wicked grin on her face
"And there goes my libido thanks babe" Naruto said with a shudder as he started the car
"I could've made it worse. Besides the second you see some tits you'll be ready to fuck" Leela deadpanned knowing her lover was insatiable and easy to excite
"I don't think that will work this tim-" Naruto was saying before Leela immediately pulled her shirt up, flashing him her girls.
"... and boner returned" Naruto said deadpan
"Well you did want to play with me in this car. What do you say big boy wanna throw a party in mom's parking garage?" Leela asked with a smirk
"..." Naruto said nothing as he stopped the car and put it in park again. Before he grabbed at her exposed breasts making her moan.
"I'm gonna tear up this car just like I'll tear up your holes" Naruto growled as he groped her
"Mmmm I would hope so" Leela moaned as she pulled Naruto into a heated kiss
(later with Mom)
Mom was walking into her parking garage ready to head home when she noticed a hovercraft parked nearby. What was interesting was that the windows were fogged up and the hovercraft was bouncing while what sounded like rap music was playing from inside the car
"Oh dammit! What stupid teenagers fucking in my garage again!" Mom growled out as this happened once or twice a week. She'd normally have security deal with this but she figured since it was by her car she could scare them off
"Ok get the fuck out of here you-" mom was yelling as she approached the car and saw indeed
Leela and Naruto were in the backseat of the car naked and Leela was bouncing on Naruto's cock panting in lust while Naruto was growling as he gripped her ass cheeks with his hands.
"... I did not need to see this today" Mom muttered. She was still in shock from the earlier slap and was considering rage or revenge on Naruto for it but they were still family. So seeing this was, no matter what, still awkward as hell.
"... I'm just gonna leave" Mom said as she got in her car and left. Having enough excitement for one day.
"Ah~ you're so deep big daddy!" Leela yelled from inside the car
"Ah! Such a good big booty slut! Take it!" Naruto yelled out before Leela started moaning hard with absolutely no shame. Nearly screaming with how loud she was being.
"...I really didn't need to hear that either" Mom muttered before driving the hell out of her parking garage.
(a few days later)
Naruto woke up in his penthouse, walking around nude after a night of passion with his lovely ladies. As he entered his kitchin to get something to drink after his night of passion but as he looked in the fridge for some juice he spotted Bender in his living room carrying a bag that said swag on it in his arms
"I'm not even gonna ask how you got in here" Naruto deadpanned as he drank his juice
"Good cause I'm in such a bad withdrawal I can't remember" Bender said as he was fidgeting
"Withdrawal?" Naruto quirked an eyebrow
"You've been jacking on haven't you" Amy's voice stated as she walked over to Naruto, naked just like him
"In my place? ewwww. I just did tye carpeting" Naruto said with a shudder
"Not that you loon" Amy said as she rolled her eyes
"It's like a meth addiction for humans. Robots get addicted to electricity" Leela said as she came into the room wearing just one of Naruto's shirts
"Oh…..you drug addicted fuckwad! You think you can steal my shit?!" Naruto yelled as he approached Bender wielding a metal baseball bat
"Oh brick" Bender groaned as Naruto approached
(one beating later)
Naruto was panting as he was done beating Bender down who was embedded in a wall with dents in his body
Amy held up a scorecard seeing this beatdown reading 01.
"The hell Amy?!" Naruto asked insulted by the low score
"Huh? Oh shit it's upside down" Amy said flipping it over to a 10.
"that's better" Naruto said with a nod at his girl
"Are you ready to get help or do you want Naruto to actually try the next time you try and steal from him? Leela asked Bender
"I choose Option 3" Bender said standing back up before diving out the window "BIBIIITTTEEE MYYYYYYYY SHSHINNYYYYY METAAAAAALLLLLL AAAAAASSSSSSSS!" Bender yelled as he fell from the penthouse window to the earth below
"What all noise for?!" Thog asked groaning having heard everything while waking up.
"Nothing I can't deal with later now assume the position" Naruto said as he approached his bedroom
"What about work?" Leela asked as she watched Naruto enter the bedroom
"Fuck it. Or rather I'll be fucking all of you instead" Naruto told her as he grabbed Thog by her huge tits and pull her into the bedroom.
"... well.he is the boss technically" Amy grinned as she skipped over to join her lover and the amazonian bombshell
"Fine but I want anal this time big daddy" Leela said with a grin as she entered the bedroom
"God I fucking love you girls" Naruto grinned happily at his lovers as he shut the door to his bedroom.
(Later at work)
Naruto and his girls entered the meeting room where Hermes, the professor, Zoidberg, and Lauren were gathered around the meeting room table.
"Your late mon" Hermes ssid
"And I'm technically the boss so take your complaint to the brick wall" Naruto said as he pointed at a wall nearby
"The complaint box attached to that wall is filled already" Hermes sighed, irritated.
"What's the problem?" Naruto asked as he sat down in his seat bit before anyone could respond Amy sat in his lap
"Really babe?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow
"Are you really gonna complain?" Amy asked with a raised eyebrow
"Nah" Naruto smirked while the other girls smiled at this as Leela sat down at the table while the Amazon's stood guard
"Anyway we have a problem with Bender. He Keeps stealing office supplies for his new electricity addiction" Hermes said as he held up a list of what was stolen
"Oh what a beautiful morning~ oh What A Wonderful Day~" Bender walked into the meeting singing and wearing some weird welded symbol on his chest "good day friends. I have wonderful news. I have found religion" Bender told them happily
"..." cue silence and disbelief
"Religion? This like the time you tried to be Jewish so you could sell yamakas is it?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow
"I give him a week tops Amy whispered to Leela with a giggle
"That's mean……I say 3 days" Leela said with with a chuckle
"Thog says 12 um…. What was thing prince say to describe time? Not minute or day" Thog asked
"Hours babe" Naruto said with a chuckle at the Amazon bombshell
"Yes that" Thog nodded
"Anyway I'm having my bot mitzvah tomorrow and I'd love for you all to come.
Naruto raised an eyebrow at this before he shrugged "sure buddy we will go" he said not seeing the problem
"You cannot Pay zoidberg Enough to sit through a bot mitzvah. Not after the last one i attended" Zoidberg sais
how's 5 grand and you can eat dinner afterwards sound?" Naruto asked with a chuckle at the lobster man since he knew he loved food
"... what time will this event be taking place?" Zoidberg asked the robot curiously
"4 pm" Bender said simply
"No way we have plans tomorrow and-" Amy was saying before she was cut off
"We will be there Bender" Leela said with a smile as she covered Amy's mouth with her hand to stop her from saying something hurtful or otherwise
"Great! I'll see you all there" Bender said smiling and whistling a jaunty tune
"…..I already miss how he used to be" Amy said after Leela uncovered her mouth
"Oh relax. Bender can't keep this up for long I Give him a weekend tops" Naruto said with a chuckle
"Better hope not robots who sin after joining that religion go to an actual robot hell" Leela said
"... professor why is that a thing?" Naruto asked calmly turning to the old man
"I believe that was a week that mom let her employees have medical marijuana from the planet Stonus 27 while at work. It's hard to remember though that day is very fuzzy when I try to remember it.
"…..that explains a lot and remind me to make a stop there sometime" Naruto said with a chuckle
"You probably want to start with something like from stonus 13. Less power but still heavy visions. Anything from stonus 27 may kill you if you're not used to it constantly." Amy told him
"Woman please I got high plenty back in the 20th century" Naruto scoffed
"Oh how adorable.. sorry babe todays marijuanas are much more powerful" amy grinned
"Indeed weed you smoked back then is passed out as party favors these days" Lauren said as she nodded
"... ok before this gets off topic do we have a delivery or something?" Naruto asked
"Nothing today mon but Labarbara has been bugging me to ask you to call her." Hermes told him
"Ah cool ok Amy out of my lap I have a date to plan" Naruto said as he looked at the woman
"I suggest a strip club" Amy smirked
"Oh get up woman" Naruto said as he smacked Amy's ass making her jump out of his lap
"Mmm I'm so naughty I need more spankings" Amy grinned at Naruto
Naruto rolled his eyes as he pulled out his phone and hit the speed dial for Labarbara
Not even a ring in and he got a answer
"Surprised you kept me waiting" Labarbara answered knowing it was Naruto since they had texted a little
"Sorry for the wait but I wanted to ask you if you're free tonight " Naruto responded to her.
"Yes! I mean un yes I am" Labarbara said quickly composing herself.
"Perfect I'll ask Hermes to watch Dwight for you" Naruto said with a smile as he looked at Hermies
"Mon I am not babysitting so you can seduce my ex wife" Hermies said as he didn't mind babysitting his son at all but he wasn't gonna let Naruto just volunteer him
"15 grand" Naruto told the bureaucrat
"I am not gonna be bribed for-" Hermes was saying before he was cut off
"Make that 20" Naruto said simply
"…..and I just sold out " Hermes sighed in some shame at himself for caving so quickly
"Hey! Hermes broke his cherry!" Amy said with a laugh at the Jamaican man
"Anyways about the date what time should I swing by to pick you up?" Naruto asked his date over the phone
"I'm free at 8. How do you feel about going to a dance club?" Labarbara asked
"Perfect. I want to see how much dance has changed since my time" Naruto said as he used to be able to dance back in his time a bit
"See you then. I'll meet you after work" Labarbara said before hanging up
"Well guess I've got me a date after Bender's baptism" Naruto said as he put his phone away
"Kug still confused at metal man's scheme" Kug admitted to her prince
"... I honestly have no idea" Naruto said as he didn't believe the faith thing for a moment with Bender. Especially given his tendency to steal shiny objects for no reason than to steal them.
"Well since we don't have a delivery we should get ready for…… Bender's baptism." Leela said still disbelieving she even said that sentence.
"Sounds good" Naruto said as he nodded before everyone left ro get ready for the baptism
(later after work and the baptism)
Naruto, wearing a white suit minus the tie, was driving towards Labarbara's house in his hover car. Bender had asked everyone to join him for dinner at Elzar's to celebrate his baptism however due to his date Naruto declined but asked his girls to grab a dessert for him.
He pulled up to the house and saw Labarbara come out wearing a short strapless pink dress with a hole in her cleavage as she walked over and entered his hover car.
"Sorry I'm late Bender's baptism ran long" Naruto said as he drove off
"... the same Bender you sent a video of beating up a hobo with a turkey drumstick?" Labarbara asked confused
"Yeah he is going the religion route and while normal, I wouldn't hold my breath on him not regressing" Naruto admitted. He loved bender don't get him wrong but the bot was chaos incarnate mainly. ld be OK with that this is just a band aid for Bender Naruto said as he drove the hover car
"So you think he is gonna break and go back to being himself?" Labarbara asked curiously
"We have a pool set for how long it will take him to break" Naruto admitted
"I'll take the weekend" Labarbara said simply
"Text it to Hermes, he has all our bets." Naruto said as Hermes was keeping track of everyone's bets. Labarabra immediately pulled out her phone and texted her ex husband for her inclusion into the bet
They soon made there way to a dance club where they saw various aliens and humans dancing disco style with flashing lights.
"Disco is still a thing?" Naruto asked as he parked the car and looked out of his window
"It apparently made a comeback in 2789" Labarbara shrugged before wrapping her arm around his and led him into the club.
Naruto saw multiple floating platforms with humans and aliens dancing to different dj's on each platform with a floating disco ball that was constantly changing colors.
"Huh not bad" Naruto said as he looked around at all the dancing till Labarbara dragged him to a platform
"Show me your moves, whiskers" Labarabra said with a smirk as she started grooving to the beat. Swaying her hips for Naruto to enjoy as she danced.
Naruto danced with Labarbara. Finding his own rhythm as the two danced together. Grooving in sync that unbeknownst to them the crowd around them stopped dancing just to gaze at their sweet, funky moves. However all good things must come to an end as after what seemed like hours but was really a few minutes Naruto felt something push into him sending him into a small group of people.
"Sorry" he said to the group who caught before he looked for who or what had pushed him
"HAHAHA! Labarbara it has been far too long! Come to get with a real man?" A loud voice shouted as Naruto looked at a Jamaican man. With lots of muscles revealed because for some reason he wasn't wearing a shirt.
"Damn it Barbados I told you I'm not interested now leave me alone!" Labarbara ordered the man who stood in her way from checking on Naruto.
"I think not. You came here with some white meat which is a shame. I always thought you knew dark meat was the best option" Barbados said
"Dude I'm really not in the mood for this shit so you get one chance to crawl back to whatever hole you crawled out of or hell if you want I'll get you a protein shake to get you to leave us alone." Naruto told him
"You have a smart mouth boy. But you should already know who I am" Barbados said confidently
"An asshole? No wait a dick? No, that implies you have one. Wait I've got it you're Roderick mac dont give a fuck who you are" Naruto said flatly
Barbados scowled at this before he threw a punch at Naruto who caught it before he moved and used the momentum to throw the man in a judo toss.
"You've got some balls there boy. Shame I'll be ripping em out of ya!" Barbados growled as he got back up
"This is how you want to play it huh? Let me guess you're a baby wiener haver eh? Fine, I'll indulge you with a dance then. Alright boys give me a beat! It's showtime!" Naruto yelled to the djs watching the fight about to break out as loud music started playing.
Barbados rushed at Naruto to tackle him only for Naruto to sidestep him before tapping him on his shoulder
"Think you overshot your dash," Naruto told him. Barbados took a swing which Naruto ducked under going behind him again and tapping his shoulder
"Your steps are getting sloppy" Naruto told him before dodging another wild swing
"Throw a punch already you cowa-" Barbados was yelling before
POW!
Naruto uppercutted the Jamaican man and sent him flying off the platform
"... what? He asked for it" Naruto said as the crowd looked at him in shock at him sending the man flying with a single punch. Clean off the platform
Naruto then approached Labarbara who looked at him in shock at what he just did but also….. arousal at his manhandling her ex.
"Shall we pick up where we left off my dear?" Naruto asked her with a smile, holding out his hand to her.
Labarbara took his hand before she pulled him into a kiss surprising him but he quickly got into the kiss. The two tonguing each other before they separated.
"My place immediately" Labarbara said with a grin at her date
"Heh. You just cut to the chase, don't you?" Naruto asked with a grin of his own as she dragged him out of the club
"Why fight what we both want?" Labarbara asked, smirking as she pulled him to the car. his hover car
Naruto chuckled at this before driving them off back to Labarbara's place.
(Labarbera's house)
The door to labarbras bedroom was kicked open and Labarbara pulled Naruto into the room and she threw him onto her bed before she jumped on top of him and pulled him into a intense makeout session.
After separating yet again from swapping spit Lababarbra immediately grabbed Naruto's suit pants and started to tug at them. Pulling them off in an instant and his underwear as well leaving his lower half fully exposed as her mouth watered.
"I knew you were a real man even before I saw you" Labarbara said with a smirk as she gripped his cock and started to pump it in her hand
"I definitely am but rigjt now all's I can think about is jow unfair it is thatI'm exposed and you're clothed" Naruto told her with a smirk as he looked at her large breasts, still covered by her dress.
"I wanted you to undress me yourself. I heard you were quite a forceful stud after all" Labarbara said with a smirk as she pumped his cock in her hand
"Damn it Amy!" Naruto growled as he figured it was her gossiping with Labarbara
"Maybe she was all talk though." Labarbara said looking at Naruto with a smirk
"…..you think I'm all talk?" Naruto asked slowly and very, very calmly
"Well you have a hot MILF ready to be your plaything and you haven't done–" Labarbara was saying until
RIIIIIIPPPP!!!
A large tearing sound echoed through the bedroom as Labarabra looked down to see Naruto's hands had torn her dress into pieces with his bare hands. Leaving her only in a hot pink thong and her shoes as her bra was also ripped to pieces in his pulling.
"Yes! this is what I wanted! Take me and use me like a toy!" Labarbara giggled in lustful lunacy at her date.
"Oh I'll do more than that '' Naruto growled as he grabbed Lababarbra's exposed breasts with his hands before in one quick motion he spun her onto the bed. Straddling her chest with his dick wedged between her massive mammaries while her back now laid against the bed "let's start things off by putting these fat juggs of yours to use" Naruto growled at her
"Still just talking stud" Labarbara said with a smirk at her date before suddenly she found his left hand grabbing her hair and then pulled. Her mouth opened in a small moan from the pain as her mouth was suddenly filled by his thick dick after he thrusted into her bosom.
"If you're gonna keep on running your mouth, then I'll put it to actual use" Naruto growled having enough of her teasing as he started thrust into her mouth and breasts to sate some of his desire.
Labarbara gagged a little on his cock but was able to breath as Naruto thrusted into her breasts with the tip of his cock going in and out of her mouth.
"Fucking christ l love these tits!" Naruto growled as he moved his right hand to her left breast and started to twist her nipple.
"Mmm you gonna paint them white big boy?" Labarbara purred out as she licked at the tip of his cock and tasted some of his pre cum
"Oh I'll paint more than just your fat milf titites white! I'll paint every single inch of you with my cum!" Naruto growled out as he started to thrust between her tits faster now.
"Mmmm do it. I wanna see if this is you still being all talk or not" Labarabra told him with her cocky smirk
"Grah!! Fuck!!" Naruto yelled out as he climaxed hard painting Labarbra's chest and face in his hot seed.
Lababarbra moaned at the feel of his warmth On her skin before she licked her lips in a circle, tasting some of his cum.
Naruto panted as he watched her lift up her tits and licked at them cleaning herself of all the cum she could barring some still coating her face that her tongue couldn't reach.
Labarbara smirked as she saw Naruto was still rock hard "good your still good to go so lets-" she was saying before Naruto flipped her onto her hands and knees
RIIIPP!!
Another tearing sound echoed as Naruto used his hands once she was flipped over to rip her hot pink pamties clean in hakf from her flesh. Exposing her slit and asshole to him.
"In a hurry aren't you?" Labarabra asked with a grim
"I ain't leaving this bedroom till you become mine. And I'm no longer waiting to hear your smart remarks. I just want to hear your screams and moans" Naruto growled out
"Oh? you want this MILF to join your little fuck squad? You want to own this thick, sexy ass?" Labarbara asked as she smacked her ass hard making it bounce for him
"Damn fucking right I do!" Naruto growled losing patience with the teasing from the milf
"Then get to work. Let's see if you can break- ahhh!" Labarbara was saying before she yelled as Naruto grabbed her by her hips and thrusted hard into her pussy.
"Holy shit you're tighter than I thought! I expected my first ever milf fuck would be a lotrle looser." Naruto groaned in oleasure at her tightness
"Yoga -ah!- keeps me fit stud!" Labarbara moaned out as Naruto started to thrust hard into her pussy making her ass clap against his abs
"I don't care what you do to keep it tight bitch. I just want to keep enjoying this sinful body of yours!" Naruto growled before slapping her fat ass and making it jiggle for his amusement.
"Oh fuck yea! this is what I wanted! A big dick from a real man!" Lababarbra yelled in lust as she gripped her bedsheets as Naruto ravished her
"Guess your exes don't hold a candle to me huh?" Naruto asked with a smirk
"Forget my Fucking exes now play with your new harem bitch!" Labarbara yelled with her tongue hanging out
"Heh you broke pretty easily. Matter Of fact that was the second fastest breaking I've ever had" Naruto told her smugly as he spanked her again.
"Ahhhh! I have needed this so bad!" Labarbara moaned out as she grit her teeth as Naruto thrusted harder and faster after hearing her say that.
"Well guess what you're my woman now. Meaning bitch breaking orgasms are gonna be daily!" Naruto grinned at her as he snaked his hands to her bouncing chest and grabbed her nipples. Twisting them as soon as he grabbed them.
"Ahhh! I'm almost there!" Labarbara panted out as she felt herself about to reach her climax
"Then cum my newest bitch! Cum for your new husband!" Naruto ordered her as he tugged and twisted her nipples yet again.
"Ahhhhhh!!!!" Labarbara screamed as she arched her back and climaxed hard on Naruto's cock.
Naruto grunted as he fired his seed into his newest conquest. Filling her depths with his hot cum before letting her fall to the bed, now covered in their shared juices
"Oh wow! That was an- AAAHHHH!!!" Labarabra was saying before finding herself flipped onto her back and his cock lodged into her cum filled pussy again.
"Break's over! Let's start the real party!" Naruto growled as he leaned forward and gripped her breasts tightly as he started to jackhammer into her pussy
"Oh god! You're a beast! An animal!" Labarabra screamed out as she arched her back as she was helpless to stop him
"You love it" Naruto smirked at her as he thrusted
"Damn fucking right I do!" Labarbara shouted happily. Enjoying being used by him.
The rest of the night was filled with moans panting and moans as Naruto used her body to his heart's content.
(The next morning)
Naruto was sleeping in Labarbera's bed while his newest woman was asleep on his chest after riding his hard dick last night Until she passed out from exhaustion. He awoke and found that despite her sleeping state she was still connected to him via his cock still inside her twat.
Naruto's phone then rang. He groaned as he fully woke up and answered.
"Someone better be missing or dead" Naruto growled into his phone
"... actually Bender is missing" Amy said into the phone after a moment.
"He broke didn't he?" Naruto asked as he pinched his nose
"No clue. He was doing a solo delivery in Atlantic city so probably" Amy told him.
"Oh he definitely broke ok I'll meet you at work" Naruto said as he moved to get his newest lover off him
"Naruto honey I want more~" Labarbara moaned as she kissed at his chest and started rocking her hips seeing as he was still inside her.
"Ugh after I Go track down Bender" Naruto groaned as he made to.get uo
"Not even one round big daddy?" Labarbara asked with a pout as she kissed his chest
"……fuck it" Naruto growled as he flipped his lover over and started to thrust hard into her
Without turning off his phone
(with Amy)
"Hmmm sounds kinky" wonder If That new App I got Works" Amy said as she clicked a button on her phone. Suddenly in full holographic form she saw Naruto and Labarbara projected for her to watch. "I could use a little show after losing that bet to Zoidberg" Amy muttered as Zoidberg had gotten the winning bet to Bender's breaking point. And subsequently about $2000 from the bet.
And so she watched her lover go at it with the sexy milf, fingering herself in her private office to the show.
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