'Toss a Coin to Your Witcher' parody song featuring Ezreal and Vayne.
When a dashing lad
Graced a ride along
With Vayne of Demacia
Along came this song
From when the brooding huntress fought
A sweaty brute named Kevin
And his army of friends
They were flexing and yellin'
They came after me
Screaming 'bout some Jean
They spilled all of my pomade
Tried to squeeze me like a bean
While Kevin's horns
Were pressed upon my cheek
And so cried Miss Vayne
Set down the lil shit
Toss some silver to your Vayne
Cause I don't want to explain
I don't want to explain to her
That I lost all her bolts
Toss some silver to your Vayne
Cause I don't want to explain- Shauna, stoph!
At the edge of the world
Fight the mighty Gromp
That spits acid and licks you
She made him go pop
She thrust every pleb
Far back on the well
Straight up to the fountain
From whence they came
She wiped up my mess
Saw me ogle her chest
She's a friend of humanity
Like Kindred reversed
That's my epic tale
Our champion prevailed
She defeated the evil Kevin
Whose sister I nailed
Toss some silver to your Vayne
Cause I don't want to explain
I don't want to explain to her
That I lost all her bolts
Toss some silver to your Vayne
A friend of Demacia
Toss some silver to your Vayne
Cause I don't want to explain
I don't want to explain to her
That I lost all her bolts
Toss some silver to your Vayne
A friend of Demacia
Toss some silver to your Vayne
Cause I don't want to explain
I don't want to explain to her
That I lost all her bolts
Toss some silver to your Vayne
A friend of Demacia