I'm really surprised with what my Pani-noona just said. Whoah. This is... JAJAJA-JJANG!!! I nod at her. She pulls me even closer. Our faces were just centimetres apart... Millimetres... Aish! My face really feels hot! I-I-I can ffff-f-feel her breath on my mouth. Ahhhhh!~ Here it comes! I close my eyes... She presses her lips on mine and start to move them... My mouth felt stiff. Hnnnnnggg~ She pulls away a bit and giggles. I furrow my eye brows.
"Ssss-ss-sorry..." I stutter. She moves closer again.
"Relax Tae... Just you know... Go with the flow I guess..." She brushes her lips against mine again. Taengoo think! What do I remember about kissing? Ahhhh! I don't wanna end up eating her mouth. I want it to be sweet and special. This sucks! Fuuuuuu! I slightly open my mouth and try to keep her upper lip in between mine. I try to move in sync with her. Darnit I have no idea if I'm doing this right! But ooooh~ It feels so nice. I can taste a bit of her lip gloss. Tastes like strawberries Man!
"Mmmmm... That's... It..." She says in between our kiss. Damn! My mouth isn't stiff anymore. Something else is getting stiff! Hhhnnnnngggg!~
Taengoo, promise yourself no tongue no tongue no tongue!!! I resist! She pulls me a little closer. We kiss for a few more minutes then she pulls away.
"Wow." She said breathlessly.
"Euhehe~ How'd I do?" I ask her.
"You were pretty good." She smiles brightly at me. My faced turned red.
"Thanks?" I say and kiss her forehead.
"Let's home go Tae?" She pulls my arm. I nod and we enter the car. After we arrived I kissed her on the lips again. We kissed for a few minutes. Euhehehe~ I love kissing her!
"I love you noona... Thanks I had an awesome time! Drive home safely! Go home now~ Euhehe..." I tell her.
"Same here... Thanks too baby... I love you." She replies.
"What? I didn't hear the last thing you said." I pretend to not hear what she said. She pouts.
"I said I love you~" She uses her aegyo on me! Arrrrrggghhh! She's killing me! Wooohooo.
I smile at her and get out of her car. I watch her drive off then I enter our house. Arrrrrrrrggggghhhhh!!! I cannot believe this whole date! Damn! Just whew! Her lips are like candy! No! Like ice cream! Addicting! Hnnnnnggg~ I enter my room. I guess my siblings are asleep already. I take a shower and change. I get into my boxers and lay down. I stare at the ceiling, imagining Pani-noona's face. Oh gosh, really pretty... Oh yeah that kiss was totally awesome... Damn... She's so hot... Oh yeah... Aish! I remove my hand that was in my boxer. Dumb hand! Moving by itself. Ahhhhh! My hand has a mind of its own! What the heck is wrong with me! Aigoo~ I should go to sleep now. Pani-noona will be mad if I don't get enough sleep.
I woke up and a felt an extra weight on my bed. Huh?! Who is this? I remove the blanket covering the body. I jumped in fear! Oh gosh why is Jiwoong-hyung here? Ewwwww! DAMNIT! I forgot to lock my room again!!!
"Taeng! Good morning..." He says while sitting up, rubbing his eyes.
"What the heyl are you doing here?!" I shout.
"Aish this kid?! You forgot?! We have a date today!" He shouts back, I feel scared. It's like he wants to beat me up again.
"Okay! But... Why are you in my bed hyung?" I try to sound polite. He gets out of bed and pats my shoulder.
"I was trying to surprise you." I gave him a weird look.
"Get dressed! Let's go! Off to the public bath we go!" He enthusiastically said as he got out of my room. I frowned. This is hell. Hmmmm... I just had a kiss with an angel last night and now I am going to bathe with a devil. This is just HEYL!!! I get dressed and go to my side table and grab my phone. My wall paper is Pani-noona's selca. Euhehehe~ Good morning beautiful! I kiss her, well not her, technically my phone but whatever. I send her a message.
"To: MY PANI-NOONA 3
Goodmorning~ Have a nice weekend~ I miss you already. Here's my morning kiss~ MWAH! Euhehehe~"
My phone suddenly rings. It's her! Omo! I jump and try to silence my scream.
"Goodmorning baby~ I just woke up... Have you had breakfast?" She says. Her voice is different... I guess it's her bedroom voice... SO SEXY... Why are you turning me on so early in the morning! Hnnnnnnggg~
"No... Maybe later! You?"
"Not yet... Later I guess? I was about to take a bath when you texted." She says. What?! So is she naked now? Ahhhhh! Brush off those dirty thoughts! But... If she's not naked, what could she be wearing now? Jammies? Night gown? Lingerie? OMOMOMOMO~ NOOO! Think straight Taengoo!
"Oh sorry, go ahead now. I have somewhere to go with Jiwoong-hyung. Actually it's the bath house near your place. Hahaha!" I try to sound as calm as possible. My thoughts are in holy smokes!
"Awww~ I see, have fun baby... Love you... And oh, here's my morning kiss... Mmmmmm~" SHIZ. She sounds so hot!
"Euhehehe... Love you too!" I wait for her to hang up.
"Wait Tae! Ummmm... After you go with Jiwoong-oppa... Ummmm... Can you drop by my apartment?"
"Hmmm? Okay."
"Yeah... I just... Well I wanna talk to you and stuff... Hayeonie can't come today. She usually keeps me company... " Her voice is just too alluring! And what does she mean by "stuff"? I am so curious. Euhehehe~ Is she gonna teach me other "stuff"? You know what I am talking about!
"Okay! I wanna see you too! Euhehehe~"
"By the way baby, can you buy me some lubricant?"
"Huh?! Lubricant?" WHAT THE FUDGE?! Lube? For what? Hnnnnnnngggg~ I sense another great "tutoring" session later... This time it might have something to do with her ASSets. OH GOSH.
"Yes lubricant."
"Ooooh~ O-ookay noona." I said on the other line. My face was red and my body was feeling extremely hot. Just damn! I mean, okay, let's just... AHHHHH! Lube! I mean she's seen my best friend right? Ummm... I guess she's thinking it's way too big. Based from my favourite videos, women like it coming from the backside, some times. Euhehehe~ I guess she wants it as bad I do too! I love you noona!
"And oh yeah... Bring some extra clothes too... We might get dirty..." She continues. Excuse me whilst I go crazy. Asdhfkashdfkjasfakshfaksfdk! Man! Noona! We might get dirty? It's okay! We can get as dirty as you want! Fine with me! My nostrils are flaring up now. Shiz. My dreams are finally materializing.
"Euhehehe~"
"Baby... What's so funny?"
"Ahh nothing. How many bottles would you like?" I ask her. I was smiling up to my ear.
"Bottles? Do those come in bottles? I really don't know. Well, I guess one big one."
"WHAT?!" OMOMOMOMO! I should bathe with Jiwoong-hyung as fast I can later! I think she's planning on doing it for the whole day. One big one?! GOSH! One big one for my big big big best friend. I tap my crotch. Don't worry buddy, everything will be fine. Pani-noona will take care of you.
Wait. Let's analyze the situation. Pani-noona is now pulling me inside her bathroom. Okay. Based on what Pani-noona is doing, it could either mean she is just you know... Too comfy with me... I mean she's from America right? Most of my favourite videos are American. So you know, I guess it's kinda common for people there to get it on. I know she has more experience that I do... Or... She's a neat freak and she wants to see me clean. The second theory is pretty stupid so I guess the first one is valid. My eyes start to flutter again. I observe her. She is locking the door. Hmmmm...
"Oh Tae... I'm sorry... Maybe I should get out first." Huh?! She is seriously confusing me right now. I blink a few times. This is heaven but not quite yet. I hold her hand. What does she really want? Maybe she's just being a tease right now. Euhehehe!
"Noona, wash me please?" I whisper to her. I have to make the first move now! I mean she's my girl now right? She looks at me and begins to blush.
She just stares at me. I guess she is shy about it. But why the heck did she lock the two of us here? It means something! I wanna know what it means! I begin remove my shirt. When I got it off she stares at my chest for a moment and bites her lips. She looks away afterwards. Hnnnng... I can't force her if she really doesn't want to. We stand there for a couple of minutes. I guess she really doesn't want to. I remove my pants. Noona, look at me! Hnnnnnnggggg~ She panics and covers her eyes. No, not this again. Aish! I can't take it. I can't help but feel like she's messing around with me. I want her, but I'm not sure if she feels the same. It's coming out even if I don't want to!
"Noona, do you really love me?" I asked in a sad tone. She removes her hands and worriedly stares at me.
"I-I do love you baby..." She replies. I sigh. If she does why is she acting like I'm some sort of creepy monster? Huhuhuhu~ I approach her. She stares at me while blushing. I can't help but blush as well because I see her checking me out.
"Then why are you being like this noona? I'm confused." I ask her honestly. She puts her hands on my shoulders, looking into my eyes. She shakes her head. I sigh again. I look down.
"Baby, I'm afraid."
"Afraid of what? Of me? Of commitment?" I am really sad now. Hnnnnnnng~
"I'm afraid we'll go all the way..." She looks into my eyes as she caresses my shoulders.
" I... can't say no to you Tae... No matter how wrong it is... I'm afraid that I won't be able to turn back. You and I, it doesn't look right..." I nod at her. Ohhhh... That's sweet of her!!! I wanna lay her on the tub now and show her how much I love her! Euhehehe~ She's right. Even when we were younger, when I ask her something, she always gives it to me. She agrees to whatever I ask her. She spoils me that way. Euhehe~ This is your chance Taengoo!
"Yeah it doesn't look right... It feels right... I want you noona. Sorry, I also want to kiss you but my face is all greasy. Haha!" I smiled at her.
My mood has lightened. She giggles and pulls away. She starts to take off her shirt. My eyes widen and my mouth drops open. HOLY SMOKES HOLY HOLY. Look at her abs Man! Her skin is so white and it looks so creamy, so smooth! I can see some cleave- OMOMOMO! Her bra is a lacy white one; she unhooks it and lets me see her... Her... Goodies! I shake a bit. Gosh... This must be a dream! Punch me! Like my fantasies are materializing! She pulls down her shorts and her panty. She bends over to take them off completely. OMOMOMOMO. I can see paradise! She smiles at me and moves closer. She pulls my boxers down. I went stiff. Every thing is stiff now! Down there, something is getting stiff too! SHIZ NOONA. My best friend pops out. He's excited to see my Pani-noona again. She bites her lips.
"Told you right... I can't say no... Baby, step inside the shower. I'll give you a hot bath." She winks. Noona, WHAT THE HECK! I-I-I-I am gonna explode of complete happiness! I carefully went in and she followed. She closed the door and turned on the shower. The water felt warm. I rubbed my face and shook my head. She gets the body wash and applies some on her hands. She rubs them together and putting it on my shoulders and upwards. She rubs it on my dirty face. My mind can use some of that, it's pretty polluted you know. Euhehehe~ She rubs my arms and see rubs some on my chest. DAMN. This is so hot. The shower door becomes foggy. So much heat! Whew!
"Baby, I love your biceps... Your chest... And... your abs..." She rubs me some more, her hands moving downwards. My best friend is already is giving her a standing ovation for her excellent work. Aish! He's so stiff! But then her hands moved to rub my back. I shake a bit more. I am so excited. My mouth hangs open. She rubs my butt... OH GOSH. HNNNNNG~ Her hands move to my thighs.
"Noona~ Ahhhh~" She moves her hands to rubs my... My... Balls! GOSH! Feels so damn nice. Ahhh~ More noona... She then rubs my... My... My... Cockadoodle doo... DAMMIT~ It twitches when she rubs it up and down. My eyes were half closed. It was so good. She then bends and rubs my legs.
"Time to rinse you Tae-Tae..." She whispers. AHHHHHH! Know what that means right? A second round of rubbing! OMOMOMOMO~ I smile widely upon hearing her words. Buddy, this is it... THIS IS IT! I see her eyeing my best friend.
"Baby, it's... It's... Huge..." She says while giggling. It's not the first time she saw it but I guess she never saw it this... Angry... Okay never mind.
"Euhehehe~ Is that a bad thing noona?" I ask her playfully. She shakes her head and resumes rinsing me. I must tell you, it's so perfect. Warm and arousing... I mean relaxing... You know that! You're in a shower with a really hot babe, both of you are wet and naked... Ugh... It felt like heaven! I could just die right now. Wait I can't. I still have to live for Pani-noona and our children and our grand children. Plus, I still need to get Dennis' face severely jacked up!
"There! You're all squeaky clean!" She beams an eye smile.
"Thanks noona~" I smile back. My best friend is still up and ready. She giggles when she looks at it. I blush. Why is she laughing at my best friend? Hnnnnng~
She moves closer and gives me a really deep sensual kiss. I can feel her belly touching my best friend. I trembled.
"Are you nervous?"
"Euhehehe~ Yes?"
"Don't be..." She caresses my face. I nod at her.
"Okay noona..." I gulp. Our bare bodies were directly in contact.
"Tae-Tae?"
"Y..yes noona?"
"Your turn to wash me..."
I gulp again...
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG~
"My mm-my turn noona?" I stuttered. I was a shaking nervous wreck! She placed her hands on my chest and caressed it. She looks intensely into my eyes then smirks. She bites her lips while looking at me. I gulp at how sexy she looks how. Oh my gosh, feels like my soul is being taken to heaven by the angel of sexiness like I can't even!
"Mmmmm... I want you to wash me too~" She pouts and draws circles on my chest. My best friend twitches against her stomach. Ahhhhh! So freaking embarrassing man! She must've felt that 'cause she's giggling again. To my surprise, she rubs her belly against my hard buddy. Her chest squishes against mine... Ahhh ahhhh noona~ My eyes are rolling in pleasure!
She won't stop being so touchy. Noona's all over me~ Like her body is trying to tease me. I don't wanna continue embarrassing myself but, what's a man to do when he's caught in a sticky, yes, sticky, wet, steaming, mind blowing, and I'm thinking of something else being blown too by the way, situation like this! This is torture and a free pass to paradise all the same!!! Taengoo, get a hold of yourself!!!
"Please baby~" She uses her aegyo voice on me. Hnnnnnng~ I am left completely powerless... Arrggggghhhh! This is like a reward for all my sufferings in the past. Did I save a country in my last life? Was I Isaac Newton who helped humanity with some genius discovery of some sort?! Hnnnnnnnng~ This is so... UGH! I mean, I am already contented with fantasizing about her but now she's asking me to touch her? Hnnnnnggg~ I blink my eyes a few times and look into her eyes. My arms are stiff! I could use some lubricants for my joints now! I can't move, I'm stuck!
"Baby~" She whines. I-I-I-I-I-I can't! I am numb! OMOMOMOMO~ I guess she sensed my nervousness. She pulls away and gets some body wash. She took my right hand and put some body wash on it. She holds my hand and leads it to... To... To... One of her booooooo-bssss! AHHHHHH! She helps me rub her chest?! I blink a few times. She bites her lips and closes her eyes. I can feel the shape and the smooth soft skin. She makes me grab one and she makes me grope it. HNNNNNNNNNGGG NOONA~ Oh. My. Freaking. Gosh... Gonna faint. Somebody... Halpppppp~
"Uhhuh~ Uhhnnn... Just like that baby~" OMOMOMOMOMOMO~ Did I just make her moan? Well, technically, she assisted so she made herself moan? I'm confused. Point is she moaned for me. I should do it on my own now! Taengoo, hwaiting. I removed my hand. She opens her eyes in surprise. I get the body wash and apply more on both on my hands. I rub them. I am ready to attack! Euhehehehe~
I rub her muffins in a circular motion. Her skin is so smooth and soft! Arrrrrrgggghhhhh! I feel her nippies harden under my fingers! Oh gosh... Am I turning her on even more?!? I am totally patting myself on the back and saying 'damn sir, congratulations, you are the luckiest man in the universe right now!'
"uhnnn baby not too hard okay..." Noona holds one of my palms. Hmmm? Hard? I squeeze them harder and she shivers with her face all scrunched up.
"Nnn...no~ Make it gentle baby~" Noona pleads with her ultra smouldering voice of an angel! Oh did I hear it wrong? I thought do it more hard? Aish! Dumb Taeng! Listen carefully to noona! So I give it a more tender approach, just like noona wants it~
I spread the body wash on her collarbone up to her shoulders and arms, but barely touching her skin. I caress her hands and I kiss her lips so softly. Afterwards I caress her face. She smiles at me and starts to giggle cutel. Ahhhhhh! I blush. I look away. Am I doing it right? Hnnnnngy~
"Baby~ What was that? Don't be afraid to touch my skin but don't bruise it~" She winks. HABADA. I felt like melting and the liquid remains boil to a mist of nothingness. That killer wink! Hnnnng! I nodded shyly at my noona...
My hands trembled as I rub her stomach. I can feel her abs. Aigoo super hot. She moans all the while. I go lower. I reach her... groin. Hnnnnnnggggg~ Just a little lower I... I-I-I-I-I-I reach her kitty... I stop and look at her.
"Noona..."
"Baby go on..."
"I'm really nervous. Euhehehe~"
"It's okay Tae-Tae, touch me there..." She gives me a reassuring smile. I gulp. Be a man Taengoo! It's just rubbing! Why am I so nervous?! I rub her back first and her b...bbb...butt! She moves closer to me so I can reach her bum better but OMOMOMO~ My buddy got squished against her stomach again. Ahhhhhh noo-noona~ I grope her butt a little. It's so firm and round! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Now is the time. I let my right hand reach her kitty. HNNNNNNNNNNG~ It's really soft... Really warm... And... And... Slippery... She's moaning... HNNNNNNNGGGG~ I rub it some more and pull out. I rub her perfectly shaped thighs and her goddess like legs. So perfect! My cockoo really hurts! It's so hard now!
"Rinse me baby~" She pleads.
"Nnnnnnn~ Y-y-y-y-yes noo-nna."
It was my turn to wash off the soap from her body. I can't move my hands without them trembling excessively! Aish! I look at her for a moment. Her eyes are closed and her chest popped out, as if she was waiting for me to make a move. HNNNNNNG~ Noona~ I start to rinse her. She smiles whenever my palms touch her. I nervously smile. She likes it! I felt really nervous again when it was time to wash her wet kitty. My right hand shakily rinses her kitty. Hnnnnnng~ So soft~ When I was through, she opened her eyes and pulled me closer. She grabbed my buddy and positioned it to her... Hnnnnng... She didn't put in. I guess it won't fit easily. Euhehehe~ She moves up and down while I kiss her lips. It was just rubbing! But goshdamn! I felt like we were having shecks already! I-I-I-I shake a bit more... She was slippery... Mmmmmm... My eyes shut in pleasure! Noona, what the heck... Ahhhhhh... Whoah... I feel so feverish... She then stops, kisses my cheek and pulls away a bit...
"Oops. Sorry baby... I don't want us to get dirty again..." She turns around and rinses her kitty gain. I touch my buddy. Noona's honey was on him. I want to taste it but I feel shy... Euhehehe... I rinse it as well and head out to get me and Noona's towel. I wrap the towel around her and I wrap one around myself. We head out to her bedroom. I sit on her bed and watch her. She removes the towel and dries herself. I couldn't help but drool. Euhehehe~ She looks so hot and sexy... She gets her lacey undies and puts them on... HNNNNNNNG~ My eyes close a bit... AISH! My hand is on my best friend again! I slap my hand and it surprises Pani-noona.
"Hmmm Tae? Wait, is there a bug?!" A hint of fear was in her eyes. I know she hates bugs so much. Euhehehe~ I decide to play with her.
"There noona! It's near your foot!" I shout and point at her foot.
She jumps in fear and lands on me, still in her undies. My eyes roll as I feel her soft warm body against mine again. HAHAHAHA! My plan worked. My hands head to her butt.
"Kill it Tae!"
"Oh there's one on your butt noona!" I slap her butt and pretend to throw away the imaginary bug. Euhehehehe~
"Ouch! Is it dead?" She asks in English. I just nod. Celebrating the fact that I slapped her sexy butt! Hnnnnnng~ She gets off me and caresses her butt cheek.
"Does it hurt noona?" I stand up and hug her. She hugs me back and shakes her head. She is soooooo adorable! She pushes me away and hits my chest.
"Hmp Tae!"
"OWWW!" I act like it hurt a lot! Euhehehe~
"Oh sorry baby~" She plants light kisses on my chest. I laugh 'cause it tickled.
"Something else hurts too noona... Kiss it too..." I wanted to savour our sexy time together. Euhehehe~ Do you know what I'm thinking? HNNNNNNNNNG~
"Hmm? Where Tae? Noona will kiss the pain away..." She smiles at me. I point to my crotch. But seriously! It does hurt! It's so stiff! I see her blush intensely.
She kneels down...
And...
Removes my towel...
OMOMOMOMMOMOMMOMOMO~
Pppp-pp-ppani noona holds my thighs and she gets her face closer to my best friend. HNNNNNNG~ I can't! I kneel down with her and kiss her soft lips. Her eyes widened in surprise. I felt shy. Euhehe~ I think I can't take it! I think I am not ready... What if she sucks it? I mean she might choke! It's pretty big and if I spurt, it's like the water from hoses firemen use to put out a fire! She might get drowned... HNNNNNNNG~ I kiss her a bit more and chew her lips lightly. Then I smile at her.
"Euhehehe! I was just joking noona! It doesn't hurt! Hahaha!" I laughed, making it as genuine as possible. She pouts and strokes my scalp.
"Hmp Tae-Tae! You are so silly, you know that?! Get dressed, you might get a cold." She stands up and puts on an oversized white shirt. Aish! I forgot! My back pack is in her living room! My clothes are there.
"Oh let me get your clothes." She rushes outside and brings back my back pack. She took out a pair of boxers, a shirt and sweat pants. She signals me to come closer to her. I cover my buddy with my palms. It was still standing. HNNNNNNNNG~ She giggles at me. She helps me put on my clothes.
"Baby, you sure you don't want me to kiss it?" She tells me while stroking my crotch. I shake my head.
"Is that a no, you want me to kiss it or a no, you really don't want me to?" She gives me an eye smile. Noooooo Pani-noona!~ You're making me think twice! Hnnnnng~
"It's okay noona. Euhehehe~ Sometimes it's just like that. Haha!" I point at my buddy. When she looks at it, I blush. She pecks my lips and pulls me out of her bedroom. We go to the living room. She is still hugging my arm.
"Are you hungry baby?" She asks while we sit on her couch. I nod shyly. She jumps off the couch. I laugh. Haha! I never knew noona was childish like this. She is so cute! My girl friend is so lovable! I am so lucky!
"Okay! I'll make you a sandwich. You can watch television here while I'm making our snack." She excitedly heads to her kitchen. I stare at her while she was on her way. I look at her bottom. Hmmm... That butt... OH GOSH SHE'S SO FREAKING HOT LIKE I CAN'T EVEN. I can totally imagine our married life like this. Hmmmm~ Only the kids are missing now! Haha!
I revert back to my position and grab the remote. I turn on the TV and flip through the channels. I watch HBO. There is a movie coming up. I hope noona comes back soon so we can watch this together. I watch it until it starts. There was a boy, maybe he is fifteen so something. He is walking in the rain and starts to vomit. A beautiful woman sees her and takes him to her home. He cares for him while he is sick. I suddenly remember how Pani-noona cared for me and I got caught in the rain. My face turns red. Euhehehe~ I feel happy that noona always cares for me even if I am a big whiny baby.
Noona comes back with a tray in her hands. There was a plate of sandwiches and some orange juice. She sits beside me and offers me the sandwich she made. I smile at her.
"Thanks noona! This tastes good!" I take a bite of the sandwich.
"I'm glad you like it Tae-Tae." She smiles back. We start to eat while watching TV. She was cuddling me and feeding me too~ After we finished the sandwiches, she sits on my lap and hugs me. I hold her so she won't fall off. We are like this while watching the movie! Euhehehe~
"Am I heavy?" She asks and I shake my head. Noona just giggles. Aish so adorable!
We continue to watch. It was a bit difficult to understand let me tell you! It was an English movie, plus they have a German accent! Good thing I am a genius and this beautiful smart woman is my English tutor or else I could've gone crazy reading their body language and trying to figure out what the heyl they were saying! Pani-noona snuggles closer to me.
I am getting emotional with the movie! I can relate to it a lot. The woman who cared for the boy and the young boy fall in love! And what? The boy is like fifteen and the woman is thirty six years old! Me and Pani-noona are totally legal compared to them! I mean he is like her son or something! The ending was sad but I tried my best not to cry. Noona frowns when she sees me teary eyed.
"Are you okay baby?" I nod and hug her tightly. She is mine. I want us to end up together! STUPID MOVIE WHY DIDN'T THEY GET MARRIED OR SOMETHING! Why did they get separated? I cry inside. I feel scared. I don't want to lose Pani-noona again!
"Noona... I want to ask you something important..." I ask her while embracing her.
"Hmmm?"
"Do you know Dennis is coming to Korea?"
"Hmmmm... Yes..." She looks down. I will try my best not be upset about this! I mean, I am her man now and she is officially mine. I trust noona! It's that asswhole I do not trust!
"Euhehehe~ If he comes to you, I will be there to beat the heck out of him! I will punch him till he flies back to America." I tell noona. She giggles and looks at me.
"What? I'm serious..." I pout at her.
"Are you always this protective to all your girl friends?" She smiles.
"No. Haven't I told you noona? You are my first girl friend and probably my last. Euhehehe~"
"Seriously? I mean you look quite popular in school and you haven't had a girl friend?"
"Euhehehe~ I have one now and she's so beautiful and nice to me." I pout at her. Noona kisses my lips.
"Can I ask how many boy friends you have had?" I ask her just out of curiosity.
"Maybe um... I don't know... Will I sound bad if I said a lot?" She just smiles.
"A lot? Hnnnnnng~ " I feel jealous all of a sudden. She must have a lot of experience with those guys. Aish. She strokes my hair.
"Baby, don't worry. We have each other now... Mmmmm..." She kisses me. I feel a tad bit better. We pull away and stare at each other for a moment. I didn't realize I was smiling like an idiot and we both laughed.
"So Tae, if I am your first girl friend it means I must be very lucky!"
"Euhehehe~ Yes... Noona... You know what..."
"Hmmm?"
"I... Am... Still... A... Virg-vir-vir..." I whisper to her.
"Ohhh~" She just looks at me. I nod shyly at her.
"I guess you have a lot of experience right?"
She starts to blush intensely.
"Hmmmm..."
Did I ask the wrong question?
If Dennis touched her or any other guy...
I WILL ABSOLUTELY KILL HIM AND DO A MAJOR FLIP OUT 'CAUSE HE CAN'T FREAKING TOUCH MY, I REPEAT, AND REPEAT MY NOONA!!!
JUST BACK OFF! NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO TOUCH HER BUT ME!!!!
FUUUUUUUUUUU~
"Truth is... I am... Still a virgin... " Her face is turning red now! I'm really surprised with what she's just said! We're both vir-vir-virgies! Omomomomo! This means we are really meant to be! I feel sooo lucky because Dennis won't ever get the action I did. Euhehe! Serves him right! That jerkbag!
"Awww~ It seems to me like you are really experienced and stuff." I fix her hair. She shakes her head and smiles. Mmmmmm so adorably cute! She amazes me, one moment she's smouldering hot, the next moments she's like this cutie pie~
"Baby, I... I... Don't like men touching me. You know... I've gotten kisses and stuff but I really don't wanna make out with just any one... I want it to be special... It's funny. You know how when you were a kid, we'd always kiss and cuddle? I never imagined that we'd shower together, especially now that you're all grown up. I was a bit embarrassed to let you touch me. " She looks away. I guess she really is embarrassed! I was embarrassed too. Euhehehe~ I am so freaking lucky right now! I wanna make it special for her too. I don't want to rush things even though I really wanna do it with her right now! Whew! I will wait a little longer... I know she will give it to me and I will give it to her too. I am proud of myself, what a gentleman you are Taengoo! Euhehehe!
We watch TV a little longer and after watching. I decided to go home already. She drives me home. Before we got out of the car, I make out with her. Euhehe! My hand goes under her shirt and rubs her waist while she caresses my face. We kiss deeply for a few more minutes. She pulled away when she couldn't breathe anymore. Euhehe~ After that, we said our goodbyes and she left. I then sneak into our house and lock myself in my room. A lot happened today and I am satisfied. I cannot wait to spend the rest of my life with Pani-noona. Every time I see her, I keep on falling in love! Pretty cheap eh? But whatever! I cannot express myself in words, so there! I just imagine my future with her, our cute babies~ I want a dozen please. I'll be one busy daddy but I want to have a lot of mine-me's. Come one, that'll just be cute. I want six mini-me's and six mini-Pani noona's~ I hope noona doesn't mind. I smile and chuckle to myself.
I know when I drift to sleep I will be having another dream about her...
"Do you, Tiffany Hwang, take him as your lawfully wedded husband?"
"I do..."
Ahhhhh! It's Pani-noona! She is wearing a long white gown, a wedding dress! She looks so beautiful! Like an angel. She looks so amazing Man! I hold her hand and she smiles at me.
"Do you, take Tiffany Hwang, as your lawfully wedded wife in sickness and in health?" I smile at noona brightly.
"I do I do I do I do I do I do!!!" I shouted excitedly, it causes noona to giggle.
"You may now, kiss the bride!" I gave noona a long passionate kiss and everyone cheered. She pulled away and caresses my cheeks.
"I love you too...
Dennis..."
WHAT THE HECK?! ARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH! Everything went black! I see Pani-noona and Dennis board a plane. I began to cry and cry! I looked at my feet, I shrinked and I am a kid again!
"Noona! Noona! Pani-noona! DON'T LEAVE ME PLEASE! Don't leave me again..." I shout but the plane already took off...
"NOOOOOO! NOOOOONA!"
AHHHHHHHH! Noona! I woke up crying. It was just a freaking nightmare!!! ARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!! I was sweating cold and I was shaking in anger. I could just swear! The moment I see that Dennis bish, I am gonna beat up that mothafoka! SHIZ!!! He can't take away my Pani-noona from me! No one can! Aigoo!
I look at the time and I remember, me and the guys are gonna go watch basketball. Yoong has a championship to win! Haha! That is my dongsaeng. I take a bath and get dressed. Aish, I have to brush off that stupid nightmare from my thoughts. It will just ruin my day! I text noona while I sneak out of the house.
"To: MY PANI-NOONA 3
Good morning beautiful~ :P I miss your kiss and hugs. Keke! Most of all, I miss you. Sleep more okay? I love you! I will just be watching basketball with my friends but breakfast at Jungmo ahjusshi's eatery first. Haha! Morning kiss for my princess! MWAH! "
I then head out. Yoong, Sunny and Hyo meet me at the eatery to have breakfast. We eat and suddenly a girl approaches our table. She was wearing skimpy clothing and a mini-skirt. Not that I care, noona is way prettier than her. She sits on our table. WHAT THE FUDGE? There is a hoe this early in the morning?! She winks at me. I frown and glare at her.
"Whoah there~ Good morning hot stuff~" Yoong whistles at her. The girl kisses his cheek. Ewwww... She is a slot machine ready to play. I continue to frown.
"Hey aren't you the head cheerleader in our school? Michelle Oh?" Sunny says. Her family name caught my attention. Why do I have a bad feeling about this... She nods and moves closer to me. I furrow my eyebrows. Isn't she getting the signal? I don't like this.
"Excuse me, can you move off our table? We're eating over here." I wanted her to leave already. She smirks at me. Yuck. I want my Pani-noona right now! Why is she like this? She is making a commotion! People are staring at us because of her!
She gets off the table and tries to sit on my lap. WHAT THE HEYL! AAAHHHHHHH! GET OFF! Only Pani-noona is allowed to sit on my lap! She resists. I swear if she doesn't move I will throw her out!
"Kim why are you so cold like that... I know you like it anyways." She whines while hugging me. She then caresses my cheek but I keep on flinching. AHHHHHHH! She seems so evil! This bish is really asking to be thrown out! She holds me tighter. I try to break free. Suddenly I hear something crash. I look to where the sound came from. There was a lunchbox on the floor with sandwiches ruined.
"Taeyeon?" It was Pani-noona! SHIZ THIS BISH IS REALLY BAD TIMING. I push this irritating girl away and she falls flat on her butt. I run to Pani-noona. I follow her to her car and grab her hand.
"Noona!"
"Noona, that girl sat on me! I was so disgusted!" She was a bit teary eyed.
"Baby... I-I-I-I just wanted to surprise you... Turns out I was the one surprised right?"
"Noona... Don't cry..."
"Know what? I have somewhere to go... I have someone to meet..." She sniffs.
"Where are you going noona? I will come with you..." I rub her back.
"No... " She pulls away from my embrace and rush to her car, she speeds away. I try to chase her. But she is driving too fast! I run out of breath and try to call her... No response... Looks like she turned off her phone...
I decided to head to Pani-noona's apartment. I told Yoong that I will not be able to watch his game because I have something important to deal with. Hnnnnnnng~ I am freaking worried at the moment!!! I look around. Her car is not here. I sigh in disappointment and I sit at her doorstep. Oh man, where could she be? Why won't she listen to me? I hope she's okay-
"Oy twerp, what the hell are you doing at Pani's place? Ohh you stalker!" Hayeon-noona was standing just infront of noona's apartment. I stood up.
"Go away old hag!" I shouted.
"Oy! Don't shout like that! What's wrong with you huh?" She stormed to me. I hope everyone hears what I said. No regrets~ Imma punch this hag! Don't she dare add up to my problems!
"Why are you here huh? You stalking Pani? If you are, I won't think twice about sending you to jail, you obsessed sicko!"
"Am not! Maybe you're stalking her. Lesbian!" I retorted. Ugh go away! I have way too many problems! Don't be another one for me!
"What?! Oh my gosh, shut up midget! What are you doing here anyways?"
"None of your beeswax!!!"
"Stalker."
"No."
"Yes you are!"
"Am not!"
"Rapist!"
"What?!" I really wanna punch this woman! I cannot believe we are related! Dang!
"Disappear."
"Huh?" She give a puzzled look.
"Get out of my sight!"
"Crazy twerp, what you own this house? Maybe I should call the police now. Poor Pani! I shouldn't have made her tutor this idiot!" Hayeon-noona grabs her phone from the pocket of her jacket and starts dialling. I panicked! Is she really gonna call the police?! Ugh this wicked witch!
"Hey who are you calling?!" I tried my best to snatch her phone away from her.
"Shush! Hello? Pani, where are you?" I try to grab her phone so I can talk to Pani-noona! AHHHHH! Give me that thing!
"Hey gimme that! I need to talk to noona!"
"Shush!!! Oh okay~ So how's Dennis doing? Where you guys at?"
When she mentioned that god forsaken name, I felt so angry and helpless at the same time!
What? Are they together in one place right now huh?!
"Where?
Oh to the airport?"
I felt my heart drop to the ground.
I thought she will decide to drop over here! I just felt it! I have dialled her number a couple of times, still no answer. I think I have sent her a hundred messages already, still no reply. Argggggghhhhh! Where are you noona?! I am so worried about you! Are you really at the airport right now? Are you gonna really leave me all over again?! How could you noona!
I cannot believe me and Pani-noona haven't even reached a month together and now our relationship in danger. I grit my teeth in absolute frustration! TALK ABOUT STRESSSSS! NOOOOOONA COME BACK~ My eyes began to water. I don't want to lose you now noona, not ever. I have so many plans for us, you know for our future together. When I get my own job, I will buy you all the clothes and shoes you want even if I get broke for the rest of my life! I will buy you a palace since you are my beautiful princess. I will love you right and when our first time together comes, I will put so much passion in it!!! I want us to reach heaven, over and over and over again! I want to be the father of your children, the man you see lying beside you the moment you wake up and the moment you close your eyes.
I want to be your man, forever. I'll tell you again noona, I am your slave, and I am your man!!! I love you so much it hurts reeaaaal bad now!
Pani-noona and I were playing in the sandbox. The playground was empty when we got there because it was early morning. I forced her to come with me here so we can be alone... Euhehehe~ She plays make believe with me. I play the part as her husband and she is my wife. This is really fun! I pretend to read the make believe newspaper which was my colouring book and she pretends to cook our breakfast using the small pail and shovel.
"I wonder what Hayeonie and Jiwoong-oppa are doing now?" She asks me. Hmph. Why did she have to mention Jiwoong-hyung? He is not part of this and neither is Hayeon-noona! I frown.
"What's wrong baby Tae?" She strokes my cheek. I blush because she is smiling at me. I pretend to be upset.
"Hmp. Noona we are married and you mention hyung's name... Do you like him?!" I shout. She giggles.
"I like him Tae and Hayeonie as well." She kisses my cheeks. Arrrrrgghhhh! I am so jealous! I am her husband now! Even though this is just make-believe, I wanna be the best husband noona will ever have! I burst into tears and cry hard.
"Shush~ Baby don't cry... Okay your noona wifey will make you breakfast! Here have some meat!" She rubs my back and presents to me the small pail. I stop crying because my wife has already cooked breakfast. I am satisfied that she admitted to be my wife. Euhehehe~
"Thank you noona~ Don't ever mention hyung's name while we are married. I am very jealous..." I said honestly. Her eyes widened and she began to laugh. She ruffles my hair. I pout at her. Why is she laughing at me?! But she is so beautiful! I am stunned and I stay silent. She comes near and pinches my nose.
"Okay my husband!" She said and we continued to play.
I wish that it was real. I wish that we get married right away! I want to spend my life with her longer. That is the truth! I know someday, she will love me more when we grow up because I will be taller and more handsome by then. I will stick to her like toffee! I love noona so much...
"Hey! Just give me the goddang phone will ya?!" I grabbed it right from her hand. Yeah I'm short I'l admit to that but at least I'm still taller than her! Euhehehe! I stick out my tongue at her in victory. Hayeon-noona suddenly kicked shin! Ouch! This bish!!!
"Ahhhhhhh!!! Fudge!!!" I squirm in pain but I managed to hold onto the phone.
"Come on. Give me my phone. Joke's over little man. Come on." She stretches out her hand trying to get her phone back.
"No wait a sec! Hello? Hello noona!" I am flipping out right now!!! Huhu eh why isn't she answering?
"Fudge did she just hang up on me right now? HUHUHU!" I furrowed my eye brows and begin to whine like a big fat baby hungry and wanting to be boobfed! I mean breastfed! I mean drink boob! I mean milk! Whatever!
"This stupid... Aish! There was no one on the other line you idiot!" She grabbed the phone and walked away.
"What!?! You hag! You tricked me! That is not funny!" I held my seemingly broken leg. Geez she already emotionally hurt me and now physically? Heck do I care if she's my sister, she should be sent to jail! Arghhh!
"No you're just dumb."
"What?! Come on tell me where Pani-noona is!"
"Just wait for her."
"Quit messing around!" I blurted out in frustration.
"She told me. Just wait for her." She waved and immediately left.
"Aish should I even believe this zonking witch..."
I skipped meals. I did not feel even the slightest hunger. I was so worried out of my sweatpants that I lost track of time. It was already past six in the freaking evening... The sun has already set. It started to get chilly here now... Noona, don't stay out for too long... You might catch a cold!!! Where are you noona?! Pleassssseee come back...
Ugh I. Am. Famished. Maybe I shouldn't have believed that evil sister of mine and searched for her instead. Aish aish aish! Suddenly I see a car coming towards noona's lot. Is it her? The car is different though? Did she buy a new car? I guess she was so upset that she bought one. Girls are like that right? No? Okay...
I ran towards the car and was shocked to see who was seated at the front. It was noona and some other dude at the driver's seat. Holy fudge! Who's that son of a bish! Why I atta! I came to the window of the driver and started banging on it like there's no tomorrow! Naturally the dude was surprised and Pani-noona rushed out to stop me.
"Stop it Tae!" Pani-noona shouted while holding onto my arm. I looked at her and saw how upset she is. I mean she has the right but I have rights too. So I stopped what I was doing and pouted at her. I gave her a tight embrace and held her really tight like I squeezing her. Euhehe! I just missed feeling her boobies on my chest, I mean I missed her so much! Huhu! Noona don't even leave me like that!
"Where have you been? Did you know I was so worried I could go crazy!" I kissed noona's hair. Noona slapped my chest gently.
"You are crazy Tae." She giggled and pushed me a bit.
"Who's that dude inside huh?" I pout cutely at noona. She pinches my cheek. Before she could say anything, noona waved at him and the car drove away. I just pouted more. I looked at her with questioning eyes like who the fudge was that huh?
"Oh just my officemate. My car broke down and good thing he helped me on my way home. Unfortunately, my car had to stay at the shop. I'm getting it tomorrow."
"Okay!" I smiled. Who cares who that bastard was. Noona is here and that's all that matters to me. I smiled at her like I was as high as a kite.
"So... About a while ago. I have to apologize too for making you worry Tae. Did you wait for too long? Let's come inside." Noona hugs my arm and we walk to her apartment.
"I forgive you noona and it was nothing. I think it was just a misunderstanding. Euhe! I'm glad you're okay." I peck her cheek as we enter. She lets me sit at the dining table.
"Tae~" Noona calls me while she was at the kitchen counter, preparing some food.
"Yeah?" I smile at her. She shakes her head and furrow my eye brows.
"Nothing." She smiled back with one of those eye smiles! It made me blush that she looked so pretty. I can't help but stare at her.
"I love you."
"Tae, I'll drive you home alright? Hayeonie might be worrying about you." Pani-noona was playing with my hair while we were on her couch. I have my head on her lap. I nuzzle on the smooth skin. Euhehe! She smells so good~
"Can't I sleep with you tonight?"
"No baby~ I told Hayeonie I'll drive you home."
"Well okay. Tomorrow will you come late from work?" I sit up and hug her. I just wanna squish her! She's so fluffy~
"Oh yeah. So maybe I'll send someone in to help you study for you exam."
"Hm? But I want noona to help me study~" I whine.
"It's okay baby~ I already set it up so you won't have a hard time in the test."
"Noona~ I want you~" Yeah I do. Not just in cramming for an exam but want as in... Euhehehe! I want to study you and not my notes. Euhehe~ I felt my best friend twitch while I imagine some fun things!
"No baby~ I have work okay? Just come over here and review with my officemate's sister okay? I was lucky that she didn't want to get at least some money for this favour. She's very nice and I bet you'll get along just fine."
"Eh?!? If we get along too much won't you be jealous?" I smirk. Of course I gotta play around with noona!
"Hmm... I trust you and besides I think that girl does books before boys." She smiles gently. Hmm does that mean she likes reading porny stuff? 'Cause she does books before boys, if she's like that we might get along. Ehhh... Or maybe she's not interested in men? Doesn't matter. If noona says so then so be it!
"Oh alright!"
"Be nice Tae okay? And study well so you'll do great in the test."
"Will I get a reward for acing the test?" I pout again and use my extremely powerful hypnotic aegyo voice. Euhehe! She loves that.
"Of course." She smirks and gives a wink.
"Omo! I will do my best!" Omomomomomomo what kind of reward and what's with that sexy smirk?! Hnnnnng! I bet it will be a big reward! As big as noona's buns! Woot!
"Silly Tae. Don't give Sooyeon a hard time~ Just be nice~"
"Okay, I will be a good boy and study with Sooyeon."
Today was another wonderful and fun day at school. I play with my pen while our teach talks whatever there in front. Wait up! Nope I didn't go back to the old Taengoo, I mean I already read the lesson in advance and answered the exercises so yeah, don't wanna stress myself~ But what I'm stressing about is... How will me and noona do it? I mean... Ehem... There's like a book of all those positions... Euhehe! I squint my eyes and silently chuckle by myself.
"What position should I try first?" I whispered to myself while snickering. Euhehe! Mmm... I'm nervous but I think things will go well.
"What position is that Kim?" The teacher called me all of a sudden. I snap out of my dirty fantasies and blinked a couple of times.
"Ma'am?" I scratched my head.
"Ms. Juhyun, he meant he was gonna try out for a position at the basket ball team." Good thing sunny was there to save my butt or else I would have been humiliated in front of the class! I mean it's not the first time but you know, everyone laughed at me. I usually say all kind of shiz.
"Well, to be honest Kim, the best position for you is... Outside. Thank you for not listening while I'm discussing here in front." The whole class just laughs. I stand up and drag myself to the corridor. Sunny pats my butt.
"Atta boy. Tsk tsk." He whispers. I just elbow his head and go out. Gosh I thought he had my back! I stand there while the girls stare at me again and giggle. As usual, I try my best not to glare at them. Girls like it whenever I do that. Weird though, they should be all threatened not enjoying it.
"Hey there, can you do my homework for me? I kinda forgot how to write. Hahaha!" A guy over at the other side of the hallway laughs, a little too loud. He was picking on this girl. She had thick rimmed glasses on and tied her hair back, a little skinny. I'm not checking her out! Pani-noona looks prettier and I gotta them curves on her bod. This is girl needs to eat more-
"I don't wanna Youngwoon! Do your own homework!" The girl screeched. Which pierced my ears! Whoah! She's like some dolphin girl! My ears!!!
"Aish! Why I'm gonna!" The bigger dude held her wrist. It's none of my business but hurting the girl? That's not something I would wanna witness right now.
"Hey! Don't hit a girl! That's just weak man!" I rushed them and removed the guy's hold on the girl. The girl just ran off. While I was staring at her run, the guy punched me right on the kisser! I fell to the ground with my mouth bleeding.
"Oh fudge! What the heck is your problem?" I shouted. I should not be hitting this loser. I mean look at him. He's like a grizzly bear waiting to rip my insides out. Compared to him, I'm just this tiny baby bear. UHHHHHH!
"Whatchu gonna do? Call your mommy? Haha!" He held his big fat tummy while laughing at me.
"Me? Let's see who'll be calling their mommy." I stood up and brushed my shoulder. Yep, this is gonna be some action filled scene. This is gonna so epic, people are gonna remember my face and remember they shouldn't be messing around with Kim Taeyeon. I looked around and saw the room in front was Yoong's classroom.
"Yoong!!!" I shouted.
"What? You're a real sissy aren't you?" The bear dude grabbed my collar and the guys around were anticipating the fight of the century, the heck! Why isn't there anyone helping me here? My butt's gonna get creamed and no, it's not the kind of cream I would ever want!
"Taeng-hyung?" The half-drunk Yoong rushes out of the room and sees us. He's pinkish and all tipsy looking. This guy's a power fighter, though he looks skinny and lanky, he's called Yoong the strangler. The moment he recognizes me and this big guys about to send me to the hospital, he charges and...
At the office.
"Kim Youngwoon, Im Yoonkyu and Kim Taeyeon."
"Yes sir." All three of us responded to the principal.
"And do you know why you kids are here?" He asked and all three of us shook our heads. Duh. No one wanted their parents to be called. I had a busted lip, Yoong had a huge cut on his eyebrow and the fatso... Was fat? No, he had swollen cheeks but it wasn't that evident since the thick layer of fat protected him! Unfaiiiiiir!
"Youngwoon, Taeyeon claimed that you wad bullying a girl. Am I correct?" I nodded at our principal.
"Taeyeon is here because he called his friend and threatened Youngwoon." The fat guy nodded.
"And Yoonkyu is here because he was involved in a fight and was apparently drunk." Yoong nodded embarrassingly.
"Please! Principal Lee! Don't call my dad! He's gonna beat me up for sure!" The dude who started the fight pleaded. Me and Yoong we're chuckling silently. He's not so tough anymore isn't he? Euheheh!
"Okay fine. I won't call your dad." Principal Lee said. Yoong and I had our jaws drop.
"Yes! Thank you Principal Lee!" The guy stood up and rejoiced.
"I won't call your dad but I'm afraid you'll have to call your mom and we'll talk about this." He then slouched on his seat when he heard the principal's response.
"Euhehe! See, I told you . You were gonna be the one calling his mommy." I stuck out my tongue.
"Hey hey Kim Taeyeon and Im Yoonkyu, call you mom or dad too. Especially you, Yoonkyu. I need a word with them."
"Aww crap." Yoong hung his head low.
"Excuse me principal, my mom and dad isn't here." I told him honestly.
"Well where are they Taeyeon?" He asked. I just looked out the window and pointed at the sky. I forgot, we had a new principal. The old principal already went to retire, she probably got fed up seeing my facing every now and then. Euhehe!
"Oh... Well I bet your sister or brother will have to do. Or maybe aunt, uncle, godparent, or whoever is your guardian. According to you record, you're quite a visitor here at the office." I scratched my head and was embarrassed. But fudge!!! If my sister finds out...
"You freaking midget! What trouble did you get yourself into again huh?!" She's gonna slap me till my balls fall off! Scary! And if my brother finds out...
"Aish! Come here you little trouble-maker!" No more painful words. Just plain old painful kicks, punches, a couple of bones breaking here and there. How wonderfully painful!!!
"Um... Principal... I'm just gonna call my tutor. She's helps me out and stuff so I treat her as my guardian." And my other half, my wife, my soul mate, the mother of my babies. I blushed when I remembered Pani-noona's bright smile.
"Fine. As long as I can inform someone about this trouble you kids brought about. Detention for you kids. A week? No. A month." Everyone made loud sighs.
"You may go."
Oh my gosh! Shiz! I forgot! I should be at Pani-noona's apartment! That Sooyeon girl must have been waiting a long time! If it wasn't for the trouble that bear caused. Aish. I rushed to noona's apartment. Actually, I rushed the taxi driver. When I arrived, it was dark already. Oh crap! I forgot, the keys were with me! And fudge! Why isn't Sooyeon replying? I ran to the gate.
"Kim Taeyeon?" I heard someone call me. It wasn't Pani-noona's voice for sure.
"Yes-" I turned around but when I did I felt a hard kick on my shin!
"Ohh ohhh shiz!!! Ouch why did you?!" My face was all scrunched up in utter pain! I just noticed, I've been experiencing a lot of freaking crap today. Just noticed.
"I waited for three hours." The cold voice said. I tried to open my eyes and see the face of the culprit!
"Gosh sorry! I already got beat up today and you're planning to beat me up too? You should be helping me study." I pouted and rubbed my seemingly swollen leg. Fuddddge!!! This bish! She's not so nice after all!
"Well, I had nothing to do with that. How about I don't help you and go home?" She pushed me. Oh my goodness. She's pushed me! That's it, I'm being nice but this is getting too out of hand. Sorry noona, I'd rather have you beat me up in bed that be beat up by this bish, seriously!
"Hey!" I pulled her arm when she was about to leave.
"Watch it." She glared at me.
Wait a sec... Those thick rimmed glasses... That familiar face...
"Who are you?" I furrowed my eyebrows.
"Sooyeon. Oh Sooyeon, you jerk." She punched my tummy.
"Oh glob." I fell to the ground.
"Serves you right." She smiled, an evil smile. Why do I get the feeling I've seen her before? Maybe in my nightmare. I don't know.
"Yah! I know I was wrong here but you're going too far!" I tried to stand up. She just tried to walk away again! Oh no you won't!!!
"Don't be a lady-jerk!" I grabbed her arm again but like the perfect lucky guy I was today, I tripped. Wow Taeyeon, that is amazing.
"Uhn!!! Let go!"
We fell on the ground...
Me on top...
With my face right smack on her chest!!!
HOLY FUDGE!!!
Oh my glob! OMOMOMOMO! It's so soft and sooo warm like a newly baked oversized muffin! Holy snap! Ughh! Taengoo! Get off her! Stop smothering your face in her chest! You have a hotter girl friend! Who has some nice vanilla muffins too! Yum yum! I mean gah don't think about those stuff right now!!!
"Aigoo!!! Sorry noona!" I blushed furiously and got off this Sooyeon while bowing over and over. This is so freakishly embarrassing! I mean I just felt those two cute- I mean no! Don't even think about it Taengoo!
"Sorry for squishing your boobies!" I said unconsciously. Wait. What?! I said that out loud?! FUUUUUU! I widened my eyes at my own remark! Great job! Taengoo, standing ovation! Oh... No... Speaking of standing ovation, something else is standing up! I turn around!
"Uhn... That hurts!" She whined on the ground.
"I said I was sorry! And jeez it was your fault this happened!" I told her while facing the other way around.
"My fault?! Who made me wait for three hours anyway?! Jerk face!!! Ouch! Ah my leg is bleeding!"
"Now what! Should I call the hospital your highness?!" I shouted. Maybe she's just acting. What a bish! Aigoo... My buddy got excited because of her warm muffins... I mean ugghh! I'm a man with feelings too you know. I'm very sensitive, especially my best friend over here.
"Call the hospital? I should call the police and have you arrested for sexual harassment and injuring me!!!" She whined again! Her voice was cracking. Oh man... Don't tell me she's crying right now!!!
"I'm calling the police right now!!!"
"Awww man don't!!!" I hurriedly carried her into the apartment and took her phone. She's being too immature right now! It was an accident! My buddy and I are innocent!!!
flashback
I was running around in the park today. I went with my Jiwoong-hyung, Hayeon-noona and Pani-noona. I brought my balls today, they are two blue balls. They are my favourite toys. Both of them from Pani-noona. I thought I lost my first blue ball so Pani-noona gave me a new one but turns out Jiwoong-hyung hid it from me. So now I have two blue balls.
"Hahaha!" Jiwoong-hyung took my balls!!! I furrowed my eyebrows and tried to chase him!
"Give it back!!!" I screamed while running. He was just laughing at me! I was planning to play with Pani-noona today but my bad brother ruined my day!
"Nope! Not until you catch me and beat me up!" Jiwoong-hyung let out his tongue while running in the park.
"I said give it baaaack!" I began to tear up and sooner or later, I cried my heart out. Aish! Why is he being so mean! I just wanted to have fun with my noona today!
"Jiwoongie, he can't catch up with you! He's just five years old! Give it back!" Pani-noona shouted at him. I saw Hayeon-noona laughing at me. She's enjoying this! Hmph!!!
"Ahhhh!" I tried to speed up, as fast I could! But I don't know how it happened, I fell to the ground! Maybe my foot got stuck or something. I fell! And it hurts!!!
"Ahhhh! Ahhhh!!!" I cried and cried, everyone was staring at me! But nobody went to help me stand up or see if was hurt! It was very painful and so I just cried!
"Baby Tae~" I saw Pani-noona even though my tears were kinda blurring everything around. I can see my noona clearly. I need to stop crying now! She must not see me cry!
"Oh you have a boo boo." Pani-noona points at my leg. I looked at it and saw there was big boo boo! It was really red!!!
"Doesn't hurt!!!" I bite my lips and stopped my tears from falling. I need to be grown up for my noona!!!
"No, let's go to the clinic!" She carries me in her arms. I just hug my noona.
"But it's not hurting noona~" I pout.
"No baby, we have to go to the doctor now." She smiles to comfort me I guess. I blush and cover my face.
"Aish this kid is a lot of trouble!" I heard Hayeon-noona complaining.
"So much for fun! Here take your blue balls you sissy!" Jiwoong-hyung whispered to me while laughing. I smack his head!
"Ahh ouch! Pani I need to go to the doctor too~ Taeyeon gave me a boo boo!" Hyung was whining and copying me!!!
"Jiwoongie~" Pani-noona just giggled softly. I hugged my noona tight. I really do feel better in her arms... I need her to be with me forever. She will take care of me and protect me. Ugh!!! I want to grow faster so I can take care of her and protect her in return! I will grow up and be taller than Jiwoong-hyung! I will be stronger and grow up to be the most handsome guy! My Pani-noona will love me!
"Hey you ugly shorty!" The whiny woman on the couch is talking a bunch of nonsensical again! She was laying on her tummy.
I just ignore her. I am no ugly shorty. I just look for Pani-noona's first aid kit in the cupboards. I have to fix this mess. I mean i don't wanna rot in the cellar but what's worse is when Pani-noona finds out about this!!! She'll be mad at me for sure! Ugh... What if... What if she breaks up with me!!! What if our plans to marry and propagate and make the world a happier place will be put a sudden end because of this whiny bish!!! I'm going to die!!! Well that escalated quickly... I snap out of my thoughts when I found the first aid kit.
"Here, go heal yourself." I dropped the kit next to her and glared.
"We're supposed to be studying. Why'd you have to flip out and hurt me!" I shouted.
"Ha! Who's the one who dropped his fat body on me and crush me huh?" She hissed while trying to reach for the kit. She actually tipped it over and it fell.
"Aish!" I bent over to get it. She's so clumsy and freaking irritating right now!
"Here! Aish let me do it!" I take out the cotton and alcohol and dab it on her wound. It wasn't a big cut... Well okay it was because the back of her leg hit a sharp edge of something... Aish who cares! Karma bite back fast didn't it? Euhehehe!
"Ahhhhh! Take it easy!" She screamed like a dolphin again. I just froze! What the heck!
"Will you stop screaming like some torture device!!!"
"I will stop if you do it right!"
"Well fudge I am! Okay I'll be more gentle! Sheesh!" I shouted. Why is she giving me part two of hell right now! Aish! What a lucky day indeed! I just need some noona-loving right now. I miss her and I just wanna cuddle with her! If only she was here! I wanna study her. I mean study WITH HER! Aigooo! What misfortune!
"Yah!"
"What..." I was focused on cleaning up her wound.
"What if you flunk your test because of me?" She pouted at me. Yuck~~
"Why would it be your fault? I'm the one taking the test not you. And!!! I will not flunk that freaking test."
"There! All clean and squeeky!"
"You mean squeeky clean right?" She giggles.
"Wareba."
"You mean whatever."
"Yes yes! Will you please cut it out!" I cover her wound with gauze and whatever. I ain't a doctor so I just did whatever I could to patch that ugly boo boo.
"Thanks." A really awkward silence followed. Then a cold gush of wind. Nope, not buying that crap. I just blinked and returned the kit back to its place.
"Now you can go home. I mean who cares anyway. You should have left when the first hour passed. I wasn't able to go here on time because I had trouble! Big guy was bullying and I tried to handle the situation but it just got worse aish! I wanna pull my hair off thinking about it!!!"
"I didn't know!" She yelled back! What happened to tamed girl a while ago. She must have been faking it!
"We duh you didn't know 'cause you were flipping out on me before I could even explain! Aish go home already, 'study time' is over!" I pulled her up and dragged, well not really, I just pulled her out and called a cab.
Once the cab stopped in front of us, I hurriedly opened the door and shoved her in.
"Bye!!!"
"Wait!"
"What now dolphin girl?!" I furrowed my eyebrows.
"Come here I have something to tell you."
"Tell me!"
"I said come here you midget! Or else I'm gonna tell everybody how you harra-" She started screaming again! I leaned in while she was holding the car door open.
"Alright alright! What is it? Tell me already!"
"Thank you..." She cupped my face and pecked my lips! Oh my freaking glob! Then she pushed me and I felt hard on my butt! Then she closes the door and the cab just rushes away! What was that! So much for harassment! I'm the one harassed by her! Ouch I think I have a bruise on my butty! Owie! I struggle to stand for a few minutes. Dang my butty hurts! As I was about to stand I see a car stop across the road and I see some come of the car. The figure comes closer and... It's my Pani-noona! The car then drove off. I guess that was her office mate or something.
"Tae? What are you doing here?" She smiles and hugs me. She pecks my lips. Euhehe! I guess this is the life of having a girl friend, feels good! I peck her lips back and hug her.
"Uhm review just finished! Euhehe!" I lied. That was the most stupidest lie ever. What I should have said was 'the most terrifying event in my whole existence just occurred whereby I was beat up and tortured by a dolphin mutant who is also bipolar and a pervert!'.
"Aw really? Was Sooyeon nice to you?" She eye smiled. All the anger just faded away at that moment. My face felt hot, I think I'm blushing. Euhehehe!
"Yes!" Nope! She was evil and demented!
"Really that's great Tae!" Pani-noona caressed my back.
"Yeah terrific!" I meant terrifying! That wicked-
"Ouch~" My butty hurt again! I really think I have a bruised down there!
"Hmm? What's wrong baby?" My girl friend looks so concerned. Aww~ Come here and hug me you pretty little thing! I wanna pinch her cheeks right now!!!
"Nothing. Euhehe!"
"Tae... Come on tell me~" She whines cutely. I chuckle at her cuteness!
"Uhmmm... My..." I blushed hardly. Should I say it? Should I not? Ughhhh!!!!
"Your?"
"My butt kinda hurts... I fell a while ago. I don't know I got off of balance. I guess I was dizzy." What I should have said was... A certain dolphin girl took advantage of my lips and pushed me on the cold ground leaving my buttocks injured!
"Aw~ It hurts?" Noona caresses my butty. Ermeghed... I was blushing intensely!!! I looked around, somebody might see us!
"Ahh... A wittle bit. But my butt is okay now." I poutly cutely.
"Aww you're cute~"
"Euhehe! Ummm I need to go home now~" I pout. She can't stop smiling. Euhehe! I know Because I'm a cutie. I know she can't resist me~
"No baby, umm why don't you text Hayeonie that you'll be sleeping over your friend's house~" She winks.
Ahhhhh! Dang! Is she indirectly telling me to sleep with her? OMOMOMOMOMO!
"Euhehe! Okay!" Just like that, I took my phone and text my sorry excuse for a sister that I won't be home tonight!
"Good boy." She smirks and hugs my arm as we enter her place.
"You sure noona it's okay for me to sleep over here?"
"Well I wanna spend time with you."
"But I know you're tired from work."
"It's okay 'cause I feel less tired when we're hanging out." She smiles.
Heck yeah! I feel like I won a gazillion trillion dollars when she said that! I mean I guess it's okay to hang out. But you know, my version of hanging out is letting something else hang out... inside noona. You know what it is!
"Aww thanks~" I pecked her cheek as I sat on the couch with her.
"Ah ouch..." I couldn't help it! It really hurts! Aish that bish...
"Aw Tae it still hurts doesn't it?"
"I guess." I furrowed my eye brows and pouted.
"Hmmm... Want me to make it feel better?
You think it needs a massage or something?"
Uhm... Excuse me whilst I ASDFGHJLSDDSFDFDFAFDJLGL!!!! *incoherent noises*
Forget all that shiz that happened a while ago!!!
If luck is on my side this will the best day ever!
Noona heal me please!