Chapter 2
It has been two whole months since Chef returned home to South Park, after escaping from becoming a pedophile by the infamous and now destroyed organization that is the Super Adventure Club. During that time in those two months, Chef adopted a young British boy named Pip who was assumed to be dead after the whole tragic incident a while back and gained a son he always dreamed of having. And finally, the people of South Park had gained a new member in their town who happens to be the first-ever vice principal of the school's elementary. Which by the way is making complete changes around the school and the town itself due to words that PC Principle had spoken from the night of the school meeting, "The PC Reign Begins." And the whole reason that PC Principle is permanently here in South Park is all because of Chef generously donated a good sum of money to the school, and caused the elementary to afford the things they need and one of them is having a vice principal.
Currently, Chef parked his car in the teacher and staff parking lot earlier in the morning, due to going to the sudden teacher and staff meeting. Of course, it wasn't Victoria who is requesting the meeting. No. It had to be PC Principle of all people.
"Man, I really hate that jackass of a vice principal," said Chef, telling himself this before going inside the school.
Once inside he entered the room that is made for the teacher and staff meeting and sat down beside his girlfriend. Victoria gave Chef his already made coffee before taking a sip of her own. Chef smiled and thanked her before both taking a sip from his red mug and then taking notice of his surroundings.
"Alright, where is that asshole of a vice principal?." asked Chef, feeling a little bit irritated about the man.
"Hmmm, he should be here right about..." Mr. Mackey was stopped dead from his sentence when PC Principle came in wearing a blue sweatshirt and short pants along with having a bottle of sports drink in hand, and a sweat towel around his neck.
"Thanks all of you for getting here as scheduled. As for me, I decided to jog my way down here to keep my body and mind in shape and not fuck up the entire ozone layer with my car. Of course, you guys will never think of making a small footprint on the environment due to the lack of you guys and the people in this town not giving two shits about fucking global warming." said PC Principle, before slamming the door behind him to make a statement.
"I told you his going to talk about being eco-friendly before this whole meeting gets started. You owe me fifty bucks, Garrison." (Mr. Hat)
Garrison frowned that he lost the bet. "Oh, go fuck yourself, Mr. Hat."
"PC Principal this has better be important because, I wanted to make breakfast before the children get here," informed Chef, who really wanted to get out of this room and not put up with this man.
PC Principal started walking in front to let everyone see him. "You know good and well that I have something important to say that needs to be addressed, Jerome."
Chef frowned at being called by his actual name. He told PC Principal numerous times to call him chef in those two months, but he refused to call him by the name that he was not born with. That, and PC Principal mentioned something about comparing the word chef as a racial slur name to being called boy. Which only just makes it sound so right but yet ridicules to Chef's knowledge.
"Ahem, on to business." PC Principal removed his shades to show how serious he is about the meeting. "Within the two months of being here, I've discovered some errors that need correction as soon as possible. No. As soon as of now. Starting with you Garrison and that puppet of yours."
"Say what?." Garrison has a look of shock and disbelief on his face. "What did me and Mr. Hat do that is interfering the kids learning?."
"Well, buddy that's just it. You and that puppet aren't teaching the students a damn thing about anything that involves fundamentals." PC Principal started pointing his finger at Garrison and Mr. Hat. "Instead, you teach these kids about useless things like for example, Why do the Dallas Cowboys never get past the first round of the playoffs? or Why The Simpsons are able to stay fresh for so long over the years and still going, while Futurama got canceled?. The fuck man."
"In my defense, PC Principal, pop references or fan questions and theories are in fact educational for the kids to learn for the real world. Like today, me and Mr. Hat were going to teach the kids on why Lex and Scar from Alien vs Predator should have ended up together and ended up having hybrid kids, and potentially create a brand new race of human and predator hybrids. This would lead to another what if theory if a man has romantic feelings for a Xenomorph and try to have sex with it just so he can make an excuse to bring life back to the Alien vs Predator franchise." explained Garrison.
The room went silent for a short second until Chef spoke with an eyebrow raised. "Garrison your planned today's lesson sounds more of fanfiction than an actual teaching."
"Chef, I am a grown-ass man. What makes you think that I write fanfiction in my spare time?." questioned Garrison, wanting to hear his best friend's response.
Then Victoria spoke up after she finished drinking her coffee. "Garrison you did wrote and published a novel and the book was undoubtedly..."
"Please Victoria don't go any further on that subject. I'm back as a straight man now and would like to keep my sick and sinful actions in the past." pleaded Garrison, shaking his head in shame.
"Well, we're all aren't perfect, Garrison, M'kay," said Mr. Mackey, before pouring himself another cup of coffee.
"As for you Mr. Mackey, I took the time to dig some of your teaching and counseling sessions and found two flaws." spoke PC Principal, having eyes directly at the man.
Mr. Mackey put his head down in defeat at getting dished out. Again. "Ah, damn it."
"Ah, damn it you are Mackey. I pulled your file of your lessons about drugs. Drugs that your stupidly brought in the school which was freaking grass aka cannabis and have it passed around in the class for the kids can have good idea on how it looks. And then all of a sudden that hash did not return back in your care and to this fucking day no one here will never know which kid took that damn marijuana!." yelled PC Principal, before slammed his fist on the sturdy table.
Chef eyed Garrison who was looking around and not trying not to look at anyone after hearing the old history of Mr. Mackey bringing in drugs to show the kids. Chef suspected that Garrison had took the marijuana and did not confess up when it once caused Mackey to lose his job temporary. That and he remembered asking his four favorite kids if they took it and told them a very important life lesson about drugs. Truthfully it bothered Chef that day when he was informed about the incident and did not want any of children to be taken any drugs. And so Chef spoke up right after PC Principal had reminded the time that Mackey had forced the little kindergarten kids to get their lines right for there stage performance about dental hygiene.
"Now, PC Principal you need to stop being so hard on Mackey and Garrison. Yeah, they're not perfect school teaching material but just remember this. Having a teacher or a guidance counselor is better than having no teacher or guidance counselor. And about the drug incident, I personally informed the children about drugs and tell them to stay away from them. Because there is a time and place for everything and it is called college." said Chef, hoping that this will satisfy the man and end the meeting quick.
PC Principal rubbed his chin while taken the moment to process what Chef just said. "Huh, you made a pretty good point there, Jermone. I see why the call you the town's voice of reasoning."
"Yep, that's my man." commented Victoria, as she placed a kiss on Chef's right cheek.
"Yep." smiled Chef, before getting up to go to the brand new instant coffee maker that was brought from his donated money.
Unfortunately that statement was not enough to escape being the next victim. PC Principal broke out from his agreeing with Chef, once remembering who is next on the list that he needed to get on. He removed his shades and showed his serious face.
"But that still does not mean you are off the hook, Chef." spoke PC Principal.
Chef turned around with his refilled mug of coffee along with having a confused look. "Huh?. What the hell did I do?."
"What the hell did you do?. Seriously, Jerome you're going to play the innocent game with me and everyone else in this meeting?." PC Principal mocked Chef before continuing. "Uh, hello, out of all the teachers and staff that did some low down shit unimaginable, you are by far the number one on my list to get on."
Chef frowned at PC Principal while keeping his temper at bay. "Such as?."
"Such as one, you singing songs to the kids that involves making love to woman and the subject is about something else. Secondly, you are a downright hypocrite by condoning this town's modified racist ass of a flag which you wanted to be taken down. And thirdly, as the school's gym coach you're responsible to ensure that the school fills in the trophy case with trophies, let alone contend and defend our championships. Instead you duck a dodge that for way too long." said PC Principal, both taking it too seriously and too personally.
"For your information, PC Principal, my singing may be off subject in what the children have asked me their emotional questions, but I mange to stop before getting away ahead of myself. As for the town's flag?. We let the children to have a debate about it and realize that they were only looking at the people in the flag and not by the color of their skin. Meaning that we as a whole can walk pass the big picture of the offensive and see the people in the flag as individuals, and manage to add extra people with different color so that way both parties can not raise a complain but to be satisfied. And finally, as for the championships, I myself and the children have decided that we're done competing for gold and dodge ball itself." explained Chef, before taking a sip of his mug.
PC Principal squeezed the bridge of his nose. "Jerome, that is the most poorest excuse that I ever heard in my whole damn life. Jerome, this school has never won a single championship until the dodgeball tournament is beyond me. But one thing's for sure, that 'Let's not get involved with competitive sports is over. Starting today and moving forward into the future, South Park Elementary will resume competing in any sports or none sports that are available worldwide. Starting with defending and retaining the title of DodgeBall World champions."
Chef raised a brow while still having his frown in place. "Are you freaking serious?. There's no way myself and the children are going back to competing for the gold championship."
"Well, here is the reality, Jerome. I'm the vice principal of this school and that makes me your second boss behind your girlfriend. So if you don't do what is asked of you based on one of your school occupations then we can just find a permanent replacement for you. And for the last time please just call me PC. You call me by my full name, Jerome, just makes me feel like I'm a slave owner and you're my slave. I don't want to feel that way." said PC Principal, before putting his shades back on.
Chef sighed in defeat. "Fine. I'll inform the children about resuming playing dodgeball. And I'm not calling you PC until you start calling me Chef like everybody else."
PC Principal shook his head. "Not going to happen. Anyway, this ends our meeting. I hope all of you are ready to give your appropriate best for today."
PC Principal along with everyone else exited the room and headed to their proper place in the school and prepare for their day of work. Chef and Garrison walked together in the hallway before saying bye and heading to their place of work.
Meanwhile, at the bus stop standing side by side and waiting patiently for the bus to arrive. Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and Pip talked amongst themselves to pass the time until the bus gets there. After two months of being officially adopted by Chef, Pip had groomed and finally fitted into the town as one of the kids of South Park, much less finally being best friends with Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny. First, Chef had taken Pip to the barbershop and gave him a better hairstyle haircut which is a low fade haircut. Then along with bringing Victoria, Chef took Pip shopping for some clothes and gave him brand new everyday attire.
Pip currently had on an NFL Denver Broncos low crown hat that he wears backward. Along with having the team's t-shirt, blue jeans pants, and the team's personalized max sneakers. Yes, sir, Pip has transformed into a new Pip once Chef changed his last name to his. In those two months, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny had kept their word to Chef and crafted Pip into being a likable kid much less making him become one of them. Currently, the five best friends were having a conversation about their potential plan of getting rid of PC Principal.
Ever since the arrival of PC Principal, it has been complete chaos for the kids of South Park. Especially for them. The man is on each one of their cases none stop and already making all five do detention due to the confrontation between Cartman and Kyle once again. For Cartman, he purposely harassed Kyle for being a jew while Kyle once again calls him a stupid fatass. As such the man had said that Stan, Kenny, and Pip needed to take their responsibility as best friends seriously while deciding to start them off with two weeks of detention. Due to acknowledging that those four excluding Pip are always causing chaos in the school and needed to face the long-coming consequences of their actions.
"Guys there has to be some dirt on PC Principal that will cause him to get fired," spoke Cartman, taking a bite of his warm pepperoni hot pocket.
Stan swallowed a piece of his breakfast sandwich. "It is hard to tell, Cartman, he literally looks like he has a clean record. We have to be darn lucky to find any dirt on him."
"Well, I still suggest we sneak child porn magazines into his office desk drawers and inform Officer Barbrady about it, and our asses are home free." said (mumbled) Kenny, before taking a sip of his water bottle.
Kyle looked at Kenny. "Dude, once again that is so sick and yet that is effective. But like I said before, Kenny, where are we going to find child prono materials at our age?."
"I got ways in finding something like that, Kyle. I just need you guys to loan me sixty bucks per person." said (mumbled) Kenny.
"Kenny my ass is not going to give you sixty dollars. Just because your family is super poor does not give you the right to try and scam us out of our money," said Cartman, before being hit in the arm by Kenny.
"Fuck you Cartman!." said a mad (mumbled) Kenny.
Pip took the moment to pull out his new touchscreen phone to see what time it is before putting it back and getting his say in the matter. "Well, friends, since we are not getting anywhere with our plans at getting PC Principal fired off the ground. Then I suggest we asked my dad for advice. We just have to not mention PC Principal's name and take the new plan in motion."
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman took the moment to comprehend what Pip just said and could not help but to agree with it. Yes, it would be a smart move on their part if they asked Chef for a little advice and go from there.
"Wow, Pip, I did not even think about asking your dad to aid us," said Stan, with the look of amazement on his face that goes with the smile.
"Pip, I have to admit you have really started showing us some outstanding improvements once we let you into our circle." smiled Kyle.
"Out with the old, in with the new, what people say." nodded (mumbled) Kenny.
Pip smiled in response to finally having a spot at the table of true friendship with the four. He waited patiently for Cartman to say something.
"I had to admit Pip. I thought us crafting you into a likable kid that people will actually want to hang out with and befriend you would be a complete waste of our time. You have proven me wrong, Frenchy." said Cartman, who could not help but smile at his fourth best friend.
Pip crossed his arms and smiled cheerfully. "Ah, thanks guys." then he switches his facial expression from cheery to a short frown at Cartman. "And for the last fucking time Cartman, I am not a French, I am British. Let alone me now officially being a British-American all thanks to my Dad adopting me and letting me have his last name. But above all else. Get your facts right you dickwad!."
"Hehe, Oh, I was only testing you to see if the old Pip is still inside of the new Pip," said Cartman, before nudging Pip playfully.
Pip changed his face back to a smile and resumed waiting for the bus to come with them. Eventually, the bus finally arrived as it pulled up in front of them and had its doors opened. The five best friends were about to get on but instantly stopped dead in their tracks once seeing the bus driver. The bus driver that supposed to be dead.
"Hurry up we're going to be late!."
"No freaking way." said a shocked Stan, who had his mouth slightly open.
"No it can not be." said a now shocked Cartman.
"I must be dreaming," said Kyle, before rubbing his eyes and relooking.
"You're not dreaming, Kyle. She is back and alive. Surprisingly." said (mumbled) Kenny, as he too is in shock.
"If you five don't want to get an office referral then I suggest you hop in, seat down, and shut up!."
"Yes, we will but we have just one question to ask you, Ms. Crabtree." started Pip who wanted to know badly after he was informed at had happened to her. "How can you still be alive after you were brutally killed by a serial killer?."
Crabtree rolled her eyes. "You foolish kids!. The person that killed other Crabtree was my legitimate lookalike stunt double that I hired to do my job, while I was on a long-ass vacation in Honolulu, Hawaii!."
"So...what brought you back and resumed your job?. If you do not mind us asking?." asked Stan, who managed to break his shocked facial expression.
Crabtree took a quick bite of her inner right cheek and said, "After I was finally informed by the agency that I got my stunt double from that some serial killer had killed her. I had to end my wonderful vacation and fly back and reclaim my job and home before things have gone way too far!. So now can you please get on the bus so we can go?!."
With no further lip, the five had stepped inside the bus and took their seats while Crabtree shortly smiled to herself at missing her job, friends, the town, and the kids before closing the door to the bus and driving off with her yelling along the way.
Inside the gym getting ready to get today's play activity while preparing himself on informing the kids what is ordered out to him, Chef was in his gym office wearing his regular grey gym sweatshirt looking at the computer to see when the current season will start and get the kids prepared. If he had the choice he would quit being a gym teacher and cook, and just start opening his buffet-styled and regular restaurant. But unfortunately, he could not bring himself to abandon his son and the kids to deal with PC Principal. Heck, Chef knew he needed both checks for both jobs in order to make enough money to buy, build, and advertise his future restaurant. Even though he has the leftover money that he took from the fruity club, he still needs enough cash to pay off the whole taxes in full.
"At least I know we have enough time to prepare for the opening season," Chef told himself this after done looking at his computer.
He heard the children coming in and immediately grabbed his whistle before putting it around his neck. Next, he exited out of his medium-sized gym office and close the door behind him. Once his regular A-Day class group arrived he told them to have a seat on the bleachers before grabbing a black metal fold-up chair to have seat in. After setting the chair in the middle so he can talk to his kids, Chef sat down in front and took a deep sigh.
"Alright, Children, before we can begin class, I have an important announcement to make," said Chef.
Every kid stayed quiet and waited for what Chef had to say to them.
"Alright, Children, this morning me and the faculty and staff had a meeting that was hosted by our infamous pain-in-the-ass vice principal. PC Principal has done his research history amongst myself, teachers, and staff. Unfortunately, he demanded for us to resume competing for championships in both sports and none sports. That includes us participating, defending, and maintaining our world title in dodgeball."
Every single kid on the bleachers was raising complaints about the unwanted news. They never dreamed of both playing and competing in a game of dodgeball ever again. Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are definitely motivated to get rid of PC Principal today. As for Pip he was secretly joyful about it and saw an opportunity to gain his moment of glory of dodgeball again. It is his favorite sport and game besides cricket.
"But Chef we don't want to compete in dodgeball again," complained Stan.
Kyle nodded in agreement. "Yeah, and the last time we played and competed in dodgeball, we were against the chinese and they beat the heck out of us with the balls."
"Yeah, and had to take physical therapy for my broken arm," said Cartman, before rubbing the right arm that used to be broken.
"One of those jackasses threw the ball at me so hard that I had hit up against the wall super hard and it killed me. Literally!." said a pissed-off (mumbled) Kenny.
"I'm sorry Children, but I have to carry out the order that PC Principal has given to me. Unfortunately. But look on the bright side. We have our secret weapon. Pip. My son did win us the championship just by angering him enough to take our competitors. Just like Adam Sandler in the Water Boy movie." said Chef, giving his son a smile.
Pip smiled back before hearing the others realizing that he too is their secret weapon. So why not compete in a sport that they disliked the most again?. So once getting today's lesson started which is Chef having them play multiple rounds of dodgeball and work on different play strategies throughout the whole time of gym. Once time rolled on in the school as it is time for lunch to get started, Chef started serving his famous tuna casserole with the sides of sweet baby corn, spinach, and a freshly baked roll. He let the other assistant cooks take over the serving due to his break getting started and take his tray and go sit at the table where Victoria is waiting for him.
Once gave each other a kiss and sat down before eating, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and Pip saw an opportunity to go over to get their advice and take their plan into action.
"Hello, Chef." Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny said it all at once.
"Hello, Dad," said Pip.
Chef stopped from taking another bite of his food. "Oh, Hello there Children. Son. What can we do for you?."
"Chef we have a situation. Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat are...actually teaching us something none tv or movie culture. What gives?." asked Kyle.
"Yeah, well, PC Principal had gotten on Mr. Garrison's case on his teachings and so you kids will now on be learning something that is considered to be worth teaching for your education," explained Victoria, before drinking her fruit juice.
"Damn it. PC Principal is making this school..." Cartman couldn't find the right words to say.
"Exactly what it needs to be?." asked Pip.
"Yeah, that is the word," said Cartman.
"Well, Children, I know that PC Principal have kept his word on the day he arrived here in South Park. Sometimes changes can be a good thing and sometimes changes can be unwanted or a no-good thing. Understand?." said Chef, taking a bite of his lunch.
"Yeah, sorta, Dad. Before we go we have another question that we need advice on," said Pip, getting to the whole point on why they were there to talk to his adopted father.
Chef opened his bottle of water to drink. "Oh, so what is the question?."
Stan cleared his throat. "What is the best way to get a grown adult fired when a kid is involved?."
Chef gave thought to the question for two reasons. One is what would be the perfect excuse for any grown person like himself to get fired due to dealing with kids. Secondly, is why his son and the boys wanted to know so badly. But he easily forgets about his suspension and just tells them his opinion.
"Simple, Children, that adult needs to get some serious allegations with the kid. For example, the adult sleeping in the same bed together with the kid or even performing sexual acts of role-playing amongst one another. Sometimes some sick pervert adults would give innocent kids a golden shower. That's peeing on them in case you are thinking a different kind of gold.," explained Chef, before taking another bite of his food.
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and Pip looked at one another for a short second before looking back at Chef and Victoria.
"You sure about that, Chef?." asked Stan.
"Of course, I'm sure, Children. That is how they got R. Kelly," admitted Chef.
"Yes, that is so true. I heard that man is getting thirty years in prison," commented Victoria.
Chef nodded before saying goodbye to Stan and the others after they said bye. Resuming to return to eating his meal, Chef and Victoria talked about their next date while talking about their recent meeting before Victoria left to back to her shared office to go finish up some paperwork. Chef finished his meal right after promising Shelly that he and Pip will come by tonight to her house to make dinner with her and the Marsh family. Just when he is about to go back to work an unwanted person walked up to him with his tray of lunch.
"Good evening, Jerome. My what delicious meal you made for everyone. Mind that I sit here?." said PC Principal, waiting for a response.
Chef sighed and hated himself for being polite. "By all means have a seat."
PC Principal smiled as he set his tray down and sat in front of Chef. He removed his shades to have a good look at his food before grabbing his spork. "I believe you and I have gotten off to the wrong foot, Jerome."
"You don't say." Chef wanted to leave but can not find a good excuse to use. "Mind sharing?."
PC Principal took the moment to add water flavor to his water bottle and started shaking it. "You see I too care about the kids well being and future the same as you. Really. During my time as an intern, I learned a few things here and there in order to be a perfect school worker. Much less carry out a good prime example of what a faculty looks like."
"Huh, I see." Chef crossed his arms. "And I'm assuming that your multiple mentors have taught you how a child, teacher, and the staff itself on how they supposed to behave and act in a school?."
PC Principal put his flavored water bottle down after taking a few sips. "Why, yes that is correct, Jerome. The proper behavior of students, teachers, and staff is the representation of the school. I would have thought that you would agree with what I am doing is beneficial for everyone."
"Not really, PC Principal. This is South Park. This town is way much different than any place in the world. That is why it is so special. You see no matter how much effort you put into recrafting the town itself and the people's reputation it will always stay the same. Sure, some physical things will change in the near future but the heart and nature of South Park and the people will always be the same. A different look but the same attitude. Understand?." said Chef, getting up off the table.
PC Principal gave a thought to what Chef just told him. Yeah, it is going to take for him to process what the information is given to him but it is a start. "Thanks for the word of advice, Jerome. I'll keep that in mind."
Chef nodded before making his way back into the kitchen and resume his work. As lunchtime had ended and out came school recess every single kid in the fourth grade have all gathered around in the playground. Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and Pip we're laying down their well-thought-up plan with aid of good advice from Chef.
"Are you guys sure that this will work?." asked Wendy, hoping so bad for the idea plan will work.
"Yes, this should work, Wendy. Chef himself gave us the perfect advice on how to get an adult fired," said Stan, telling his crush.
"The plan is really simple you guys." Cartman got everyone's attention. "I just need to sneak inside the teacher's bathroom, wait for PC Principal to show up, and take a piss. Then I will use Butters underwear and soak them. And if PC Principal tries to cut a deal with us and not go to jail, then we can come to an agreement with the douchebag. If not well we can still get his ass fired."
"Right." said everyone with delight.
"Now before we take our plan to action are there any questions so far?." asked Kyle.
Butters raised his hand.
"Yes, Butters?." said Pip.
"Why do I have to give up my underwear for this plan?. Why not use someone else's underwear?." asked Butters.
"Butters do you want to spend another day with PC Principal or do you want to be a team player?." said (mumbled) Kenny.
Butters put his head down in defeat. "I want to be a team player."
"Right so now can you please remove your underwear so we can finally get rid of PC Principal?." asked Cartman, with his hand out.
Butters sighed as he started undoing his pants. In the hallway making his way to the teacher's bathroom, PC Principal did his professional intimidation walk making every kid be fearful of him when being in his view. He scared one kid by bucking before entering the bathroom and made his way to the standup toilet. Upon doing his business little did he know that not only that the fourth graders were watching the scene from the short rectangular window, but Cartman was also in the bathroom with him. Cartman exited himself out of the bathroom stall with a casual facial expression.
"Why hello there, PC Principal," said Cartman, getting the man's attention.
PC Principal quickly looked and saw Cartman in the teacher's bathroom with him in shock. "What the?. Hey, this here is the teacher's bathroom, Eric. You are not supposed to be here. This bathroom is off limits for students."
"Why yes, that is quite true. But I am here on the behalf of everyone in this school." begin Cartman, having both hands behind his back.
"What are you getting at?." demanded PC Principal, after pulling his pants back up.
Cartman faced PC Principal with full confidence on his face. "You see PC Principal you are not wanted here in South Park or this elementary. Your philosophy is indeed not likable or wanted anywhere here and quite frankly your time is up here."
PC Principal got upset at hearing all this. "Hey, you listen here, Eric. Those days of you kids and the people of this town doing uncalled-for and crazy beyond shit let alone getting away with it is all over. Like I said before, the PC reign begins whether you like it or not. That and there is no single dirt on my record that will potentially lose my career. You've got nothing on me or anyone else in this racist, stone age, piece of shit of a town."
Cartman chuckled a little before going close to the unflushed toilet that PC Principal used. "That is what you think, dumbass."
Pip and the other kids were rooting for Cartman once he pulled out the ziplock bag that contained Butters's underwear and dipped it inside the toilet. PC Principal looked on in complete shock at what he is seeing.
"Oh, my word, PC Principal, you've got your DNA in the form of urine all over Butters underwear. I'll say you gave the poor kid a 'Golden Shower'. Now, the school board has no choice but to fire you. As a matter of fact, you will be going to jail due to making the same sexual acts as Robert Kelly. Or should I say R. Kelly?." said Cartman, feeling good about himself for blackmailing PC Principal and is going to be the hero of the school and South Park.
But unfortunately, that is not the case for Cartman at all. Instead of having a frightened PC Principal who should be scared and begging on his knees, Cartman had a now enraged PC Principal. With a blink of an eye, PC Principal grabbed a now scared Cartman in the air and have him facing him closely.
"Are you fucking trying to set me up in the same category as R. Kelly?. R. Kelly?!. Of all people?!." yelled PC Principal.
Feeling the strong grip from the pissed-off man just made poor Eric scared. "Yo, dude just chill for a second. We can strike a reasonable..."
Cartman was silenced immediately by being roughly pushed up against the mirror and slammed into it multiple times until no glass was left on the frame. Every kid was seeing this in horror as they did not expect this to happen at all. Some say that Cartman has had this coming for a long time due to his history of being cruel and making fun of almost everyone, especially Kenny, Kyle, and Pip. They watched when PC Principal collided Cartman's body with the strong sink and easily broke it into two pieces.
"I am not going to get a case for underage sex or be compared to any sick bastard you false allegation!." said PC Principal, before slamming poor Cartman hard onto the bathroom.
It did not end there at all as PC Principal was on top of Cartman and beating the shit out of him and causing blood to spill all over the place. Cartman called out for his best friends to help him but none were able to do so when they started to back away from the window and ran away from there with no hesitation. Pip, however, was not going to back down by any means. No, unlike the others he had enough courage to go and immediately inform someone in this school that can save Cartman and not be scared of PC Principal. And that person just happens to be his dad, Chef.
Chef is currently in Victoria's office who she shares with PC Principal due to saving the remaining donated money as he was talking to Victoria about them going on their next date. So far they agreed to go to the circus that just pulled into town which will be great for Pip to enjoy for the first time in his life. Just as soon the two kissed on the lips and were about to part ways, Pip busted on in and got their attention.
"Dad!." yelled Pip, with fear written all over his face.
"What is it, son?. What happened?." asked a concerned Chef.
Victoria came around with a worried facial expression as she rubbed the boy's back to both relax and calm him down enough for him to get his words out.
"It's PC Principal, Dad. His beating the snot out of Cartman!. We tried to get him fired by pulling the golden shower frame and one led to another, PC Principal is beating the blood out of Cartman. Literally!." cried Pip.
Chef gathered what Pip just said before storming out of Victoria's office without saying anything. Chef ran down to the right teacher's bathroom after a few kids had pointed him in the right direction. Busting through the door he looked in total shock to see PC Principal all over Cartman and beating him senselessly. But that shock had now turned enraged.
"What the hell, PC Principal?!." Chef quickly pushed the man off of Cartman before checking on the poor boy."
"Chef?. I...I...I." Cartman was stopped once Chef talked.
"Save your strength, Eric. Victoria should be calling the ambulance by now." Chef took his eyes back to PC Principal in anger. "I don't know what the hell had motivated you to attack a child like this but you have gone way too far!."
"Jerome hear me out. That little boy was trying to give me a false case. They tried to put me in the same position as R. Kelly!." protested PC Principal.
At that moment it clicked in Chef's head. Remembering what the children had asked him about how can someone get fired as an adult if they are dealing with kids. The look of shock on Chef's face was something to see. It was his advice that got Cartman all best up and such. But that did let PC Principal off the hook for beating a fourth grader much less one of his favorite kids.
"But that still does not give you the licensee to beat up a fourth grader!." responded Chef, getting in front of PC Principal.
"You seriously going to take his side?!. And again why do you keep calling me by my full name, Jerome?!. Just call me PC!." yelled PC Principal, feeling his anger rise and have his fists balled up.
"Not until you call me like everyone else has called me in this town for years!." said Chef, who frowned and had his fists balled up.
PC Principal stepped forward facing Chef. "Because your government name is Jerome Mcelory, not Chef!."
"Fun fact about my name, asshole, the word chef is my middle name. And so it would be better to call me Chef than to call me Jerome. So please, call me Chef or else. Last warning." warned Chef.
PC Principal took the challenge and got closer. "Jerome!."
As promised in his warning, Chef strongly punched PC Principal in the face. The punch caused the shades to fall off of PC Principal and showed how pissed he is. In response to the hit, he punched Chef square in the face. Chef stepped back a bit before wiping the blood from his nose and got enraged by it.
"That's it I'm going to whip your cracker ass!." Chef charged at PC Principal.
"I told you that racial slurs are no longer tolerated!." PC Principal charged at Chef
The two traded fists as their fight had gone on into the bathroom and out onto the hallway where everyone was both watching or getting out of range of the fight. Chef grabbed PC Principal and threw him up against the lockers and started giving him multiple punches in the face. PC Principal immediately kicked Chef in the abdomen which caused him to let go and started punching him while his holding his stomach. Some of the kids were recording the fight while some were cheering Chef on in beating the unwanted vice principal, while the ambulance and police were on the way. The fight itself somehow made it to the cafeteria where some of the cafeteria staff were either cleaning up or finished eating their leftover lunch and were getting out of the way once both Chef and PC Principal rolled each other over the tables or floor.
"Your ass is grass!." said Chef, giving a fast punch to PC Principal's stomach.
"Right back at you, you uncle tom!." said PC Principal, giving Chef a quick jab in the eye.
"I am no damn Uncle Tom!." argued Chef, giving PC Principal a quick jab in the lips.
The fight continued from Garrison's classroom, the gymnasium, the playground, and currently at the school bus parking lot as the two were giving each other a fight that they never thought they were going to experience. Chef and PC Principal were all beaten up with busted lips, a black eye, and torn clothes. The two were circling each other with their fists still up while catching their tired breaths. The two looked at each other and for once think about the common goal. Chef started to realize that PC Principal was trying to fit in into the town by making himself at home both house and job, and felt bad to force the town's societal lifestyle upon him. As for PC Principal, he finally realized what Chef was talking about having a different look but the same attitude.
"C...Chef?. I...I...I'm sorry." PC Principal put his fists down and sighed.
"Yeah, me too." Chef letting his guard down. "I'm sorry for forcing the town's lifestyle onto you. I should have realized that you are in a brand new environment and it's hard to adapt to a completely new place."
Both Chef and PC Principal sat down on the bench and just talk things out.
"It is hard for me to adapt to a new place, Chef. When I got word about the permanent full-time job offer, I was just overjoyed and wanted to make friends. Real friends that actually give a damn about me besides my PC Bros." said, PC Principal.
"You know, I too once was a new buck to this town a couple of years ago." Chef smiled when getting the man's attention. "I left my home country of Scotland to start my own restaurant in America, after being a personal cook for singers for a while. South Park was my go-to place to set up my restaurant. But unfortunately, I did not have the funds to make my dream happen."
"So why did you stay here throughout this whole time?." asked PC Principal, who is now interested in knowing.
Chef shrugged his shoulders. "First it was to find a job and make enough money to make my dream happen. But it was the love of the town and people who made me forget about my original dream and original plan. South Park can do that to you if let it."
This gave PC Principal a new outlook on South Park. "Thanks for clearing things up for me and also showing me how to keep the town the same while having a different look. Thanks, friend."
"Anytime...PC," said Chef.
Chef and PC Principal managed to finally get along and manage to have a friendship. The two headed back inside to the front of the school and unexpectedly got arrested for the whole drama. Officer Barbrady said the two were acting like those two men from the movie Teacher Fight. All thanks to Victoria, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Pip's point of view at what had led to the sudden fight had caused both Chef and PC Principal to be sent and spend two weeks together. A place that they regret going to.
Both Chef and PC Principal were facing the front gates of Tolerance Camp as the head person in charge smiled delightedly at them.
"Welcome to Tolerance Camp, gentleman. I hope you get comfortable for two whole weeks in my camp. All because you two have an extreme lack of tolerance for each other. Oh, and Chef?. I was hoping you will show up at my camp one of the days." said the Warden, with a cocky smile.
"Ah, damn it!." said both Chef and PC Principal, and very well pissed at themselves for getting into their current situation.