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"Chapter two: Comforting a friend." Canary read. She wondered, since she was the one who had to read, would this be about her? Or was it simply coincidence that Diana had to read about herself? Either way, part of her was worried but at the same time, she was curious as to how the young man would attempt to get at her if it was about her.
Naruto glanced over at the beautiful woman. "Everything alright?"
Canary smiled politely. "Fine. Just getting ready to read. Wondering what we'll come across this time. It'll be hard to top what we just read a moment ago."
Naruto felt his cheeks heat up at the reminder of his other's actions with Wonder Woman. "For my own sanity I hope it's something not as…explicit."
Uzumaki Naruto sighed as he finished his noodle dish. It was, in his opinion, a good way to end a long and mostly boring day. He'd spent hours at the watchtower on monitoring duty with only one event disrupting the draining monotony of spending hours playing 'i spy' in space. Even worse was that he didn't have the usual somewhat lively people to spend time with.
"Lively people?" Red Arrow asked. "You mean Wonder Woman?"
Naruto huffed at the insinuation. "Remember, this shows the different occasions where we meet up so this is probably an entirely different world. At least I think so."
Wonder Woman had gone to Washington DC to stop Cheetah from gaining possession of some crystal that was worth millions and possessed magic properties. Was it the gem of Cyttorak or the ruby of Skath or something? He didn't know and didn't care either.
The ever jovial Flash hadn't shown up at all. Something about celebrating his wedding anniversary with his admittedly hot wife, Iris. He had to admit he had some fantasies about her but that was all they were and would remain; fantasies. Barry was a bro. You didn't do your Bro's wife even if she was a 7 or above.
Naruto nodded at the words. No matter how hot a woman was, you didn't get at a man's wife. Especially one of your bros.
Green Arrow was absent as well. He claimed it'd be strange if Barry Allen's multi millionaire friend, Oliver Quinn didn't show up to the man's own anniversary. That and he had an emergency meeting at 8:00 am. Knowing the man, he just wanted to spend more time with Black Canary or laze around in his mansion
Green Lantern claimed he'd been called to aid in the shutting down of a smuggling ring in the Dxik's'nhelsh system. It must have been a very large ring because he'd been gone for three months, leaving behind a pregnant Shayera whose temper had become even worse than usual.
Naruto just hoped he'd come back soon because the woman kept looking at him funny whenever they were alone together. Getting raped or pummeled by a pregnant thagnarian wasn't on his list of things to do before he died.
"I'm not sure what that is but yeah, I don't want that at all."
A projection appeared on the screen, displaying who the story was talking about. A rather attractive woman with wings sprouting from her back and a mace gripped tightly in one of her hands. Though her face was contorted into a frown, Naruto would admit she was definitely good looking.
"Trust me when I say you don't want her upset with you." Superman commented. "Especially if she's expecting."
Canary raised an eyebrow. "Shayera isn't pregnant in our world, so how do you know what a pregnant woman behaves like?"
Superman sputtered, knowing he'd said a little too much. He looked over at Batman who simply stared back as if expecting an answer. The man had a small smirk on his face as he was clearly enjoying the interaction.
"Let's just get back to the story. The sooner we finish, the sooner we can get back to Earth."
Superman had gone to space. Well, farther into space. The remains of Krypton to be specific. He'd gone to explore the remains of the planet and its sister planet in the hopes of finding something about his world before it was destroyed for safekeeping.
They may be gone now but Kryptonian technology and artifacts were still considered advanced and were worth a large fortune regardless of what market. Naruto just hoped the man would give him an alien blender or ancient painting to sell. Batman wasn't paying him anything and the man only granted allowances for transport and few other things.
Superhero work wasn't doing it in the way of bills. Maybe he'd go the way of Booster Gold, start a YouTube channel and stream himself live as he fought people. It was in times like this he wished the Ryo were worth more and wouldn't raise a lot of eyebrows at the bureau de change, 'unofficial' money changers and banks. Last thing he wanted was people researching him because he brought millions of ancient coins to convert to dollars.
They could see how that would be a problem. Superman looked a bit interested at the bit about Krypton however. It had been years since his planet had been destroyed, maybe he would take a visit to the ruins. Anything to get part of his home back.
"How much would an ancient painting even go for?" Naruto questioned. "If it's from another planet, wouldn't people be unfamiliar with the artist?"
Wonder Woman nodded but still didn't look him in the eye. She was ashamed that she'd lost control of herself earlier that a restroom had to materialize for her to relieve herself. "That's right. But in our world, there's certain…individuals that would pay incredible amounts of money for otherworldly items."
The way the woman said certain individuals told Naruto they were likely of the criminal sort. His eye darted to the one in the green cloak who hadn't stopped studying him since they arrived. If he were a betting man, he'd wager this was probably one of those people. If not him, people he knew.
It had been a bit of a surprise when instead of coming back with a shipload of metals, vehicle parts and weapons and appliances and other things, Superman returned with an unconscious blond teenager.
He'd been wondering why the man chose to bring the girl to the watchtower instead of a hospital until it was revealed that the girl was his cousin who'd been put into a coma courtesy of a cryostasis chamber. Batman had taken her to the safety of the batcave and he was left alone for the rest of the afternoon with a silent martian and an agitated martian for company.
In the absence of Green Lantern, Naruto had been called to clean up in the batcave after the recently awoken girl had destroyed fifty thousand dollars worth of equipment. Normally, he'd refuse or at least refuse to do it for free but Batman's displeasure at having to let him finally set foot in the batcave made cleaning the mess worth it.
"How petty." Canary said with an amused smirk.
"He said I'd normally refuse. There has to be a reason for that." Naruto defended. He hadn't missed how the bat themed hero had been looking his way during the last chapter. Looks of distrust and caution were clearly written on the stoic man's face.
Whether it was because he was just a paranoid individual, or he actually saw him as a threat, Naruto didn't know. What he did know was that it was beginning to creep him out.
"No one is allowed to see the inside of the batcave." Superman chipped in helpfully. "I'm sure anyone would feel the same way to be completely honest."
Naruto had to wonder what the hero could be hiding in there that he didn't want other heroes to see. That didn't strike him as hero-like. Granted he could understand the desire for some privacy but no one could see?
"You're thinking about what he could be hiding right?" Canary asked knowingly.
He nodded.
Wonder Woman rested one leg over the other and leaned back into her chair. "Don't we all? There's also the fact that she destroyed fifty thousand dollars worth of equipment. I'll guess a big computer at least."
Batman didn't answer but his silence was all they needed to confirm their suspicions.
That and he got to extort Batman out of a dozen thousand dollars for the disposal as well as get a good look at the naked Kryptonian. His initial guilt had died when she'd turned out to be older than even Superman.
Naruto felt the stare of both men on him but pretended not to notice.
"My guy froze." Green Arrow said with a smirk. "He hasn't moved in forty minutes."
Those around him shook their heads at the reference he made but didn't partake. They counted themselves lucky Flash was absent as he would have likely joined in.
Naruto narrowed his eyes at the man. He'd been giving him the stink eye just for talking and making Canary laugh. It screamed insecurity. The petty part of him hoped something would happen in this chapter just to get the man to squirm a little.
It'd gone pretty uneventfully after that but he was still bummed he didn't get to see someone he'd been hoping to. By the time his shift was finally over, Manhunter had Zeta'd him miles away from his home. That emotionless prick. Either the alien had began to see the humor in ill timed pranks or Batman had paid him off to do so. Eitherway, it had been a long and boring run home. A run made even more irritating when a heavy rain had started right as he entered his city.
And here he was, with a finished bowl of ramen on his table, his clothes in the dryer, his doors locked and the anti-intruder seals active. He'd do a little training before turning in for the night and seeing what the next day brought. He'd started preparing himself to use the Hiraishin which would take him to his training chambers underground when he heard a knock on his door.
"Anti-intruder seals?" Superman asked interestedly. "Do you have those back home?"
Naruto nodded and felt glad that even other versions of him used seals. It was all he had that connected him to his people. "I do. There's seals for all kinds of stuff. Really your imagination is the limit."
"Interesting. Can anyone make these?" Ra's asked, speaking for the first time in a while.
"Not anyone. You need to know what you're doing otherwise the results can be catastrophic. I was taught by a master. If you try by yourself the chance of you botching it is high." Naruto informed him.
Ra's hummed to himself, ignoring the looks the league sent him. They all knew if he got this kind of power under his control, the league of shadows would be much more dangerous than they already were.
'It better not be one of the Junior League trying to crash at my house again,' he thought irritably. He forever cursed the day he'd let the group of proteges rest and recuperate in his house. Some of them now showed up whenever they were too lazy to go to the nearest Zeta beam. The rain would be a good excuse for them to use tonight.
He went to the door, cursing himself for not installing a camera outside and molding his chakra in case he needed to summon a kunai. He opened the door slightly and peeked outside. He squinted for a brief moment before his eyes widened at who he saw.
"Who'd he see?" Arrow asked impatiently.
Canary huffed at the man's impatience and deliberately held off on continuing. He had already upset her moments before they had been transported here, and he wanted to try her?
Naruto cracked a smile and leaned just a bit closer to Canary. "How petty."
"You can't use my words against me like that." She replied childishly, knowing he was parroting her earlier quip at him.
"Why not?" Naruto questioned back in a tone that was far too innocent for Canary to buy.
The blond smiled and tucked a strand of hair behind her ear. "You just can't, because I said so."
The two blonds were having fun with their back and forth but it was soon interrupted, not by Green Arrow who was trying to get out of his seat, but by Wonder Woman who coughed loudly into her hand.
"Would you mind continuing the story?" She asked in what she believed was a polite tone.
Canary kept whatever remark she had to herself and did as she was asked. To her delight, Green Arrow was less than amused by her new friendship with Naruto. Served him right. He'd done a lot of shit that she had put up with, now he could get a small taste.
"Dinah?" He asked incredulously. Sure she'd oftentimes come to his place but she'd not come at this time and never unannounced.
Dinah Lance stared back at him at the other side of the door, her clothes soaked, her radiant blond hair slightly frizzled from rain and a slightly agitated air around her. She was slightly panting, a sign that she'd run here but not from too great a distance. Most likely something had happened to make her come here. And judging from her clothes, it wasn't 'work' related.
"Hey, Naruto," Dinah greeted him with a clearly forced smile. No smirk, that was a bad sign. "You don't mind letting me in, do you?"
"Uh yeah, sure," He opened the door fully and moved out of the way to let her walk in. He noted that her steps didn't have the usual confidence to them. Whatever ruffled her enough to run in the rain to his house must have been something serious.
"You want to talk about it?" Naruto asked.
"When I learn what I'm upset about, we can talk about it."
She sat on the couch, her form slouching over and closed her eyes. Naruto watched her moment in slight worry. What was with her? She didn't kill someone, did she? Sure she knew how to kill, but knowing how to and doing so were largely different. He went to sit beside her.
"So...what's with you? You've never visited me at this time of the night before," He started. "And your behaviour's rather worrying."
She opened her eyes and turned to look at him. "Nothing much, really. Thanks for letting me in. It's just..one of those shitty things that happen in life."
Naruto raised an eyebrow. Considering she rebuked him almost every time he cursed, hearing her do the same felt strange. How hypocritical of her.
"Shitty things, right. You mind telling me what that shitty thing happens to be?" He asked. "I might have one hell of a motherfucking solution to offer."
Green Arrow had a bad feeling in his stomach. He'd seen this look on Dinah before, usually whenever he fucked up. Whatever was eating at her, he was sure he was the cause of it.
"This is probably your fault." Red Arrow whispered to him.
"It might not be." The blond archer responded, though even he didn't really believe his words.
"Lan-" she paused mid-word, turning to look at his grinning face. A small smile graced her face. "Actually, I don't think I feel like telling you."
"Then I'll guess. Let's see... you got fired?"
"I'd be drinking my sorrows away at the bar if that happened."
"You killed someone?"
"What? No. Why'd your mind go that far?"
"I don't know, mistakes happen. It's like wanting to post your girlfriend's nudes but they get mixed up with your sister's nudes and you end up posting bits of both by accident."
The entirety of the league turned to look at Naruto with varying degrees of concern on their faces. There was a lot to unpack in that sentence.
Superman was the first to attempt to get answers. "I don't understand. Why would you want to post your girlfriends nude photographs?"
"Forget that." Red Arrow interjected. "Why would you have your sister's nudes?"
Naruto brought his hands up in a defensive manner. Why were they questioning him as if he was the one in the story? "I don't have a sister. Or a girlfriend." He said, instinctively looking in Canary's direction when he said the last part.
Starfire looked over at him and gave him a reassuring smile. "You aren't missing much. I have a sister. She tried to sell me once."
"I'm…what?" Naruto muttered trying to piece together. "Anyways, let's just get back to the story. I want to see what's got Canary so down."
"I'm not sure how.. just..it's not that." Dinah gave him a strange look. Her smile had become bigger but she looked at him as if wondering how he wasn't in Arkham or something.
"Hmm, you're going through a midlife crisis?"
"Naruto, I'm 26. It's a bit early for a mid-life crisis." She chuckled.
Naruto sighed. "Then I'm out of ideas for the moment. Maybe you just feel like jogging in the rain and you look sad when you're tired?"
Dinah laughed, finally. He just realized how much he disliked seeing her looking anything other than happy.
"That's sweet." Canary cooed, shooting him a grateful smile.
Wonder Woman rolled her eyes. "Yes it is. Back to the story."
Superman looked at the powerful woman worriedly. "Are you alright Diana? You seem…" He trailed off.
"Perfect." She muttered. While it was true that the version of her that they'd read about wasn't exactly her it was still a version of her. Naruto's attention had been on her the entire time and now she suddenly didn't exist?
"Considering I'm having monitor duty tomorrow, I just might have chosen to avoid it by getting pneumonia. Who knows, Batman might have you working two shifts in a row." Dinah smirked at him, faking a sniffle.
Naruto rolled his eyes. "Not a task a clone can't perform. Shit's just boring to do. With how quiet Batman is, you might think he was constantly picturing himself meditating under an olive tree. The man has issues. Lots of unsolvable issues."
Batman couldn't even say that wasn't true. He knew he had issues. What he was more interested at the moment however, was the clones Naruto had alluded to. There were now these 'seals' and clones to the mental folder on the young man. There was no reason to believe the one in front of them couldn't do them either since he didn't look surprised.
Superman knew exactly what was on the detective's mind and shook his head. "Maybe when we go back home you could talk to a therapist or something. I'll pay for the first session." He offered.
"On your journalist salary?" Batman commented back dryly.
"You have a day job?" Naruto wondered out loud.
Wonder Woman nodded. "A lot of heroes do. It helps keep our lives separated and is a good source of information sometimes."
"What's your job?" He questioned with genuine interest.
The woman smiled and prepared to answer only for Canary to begin reading once again, this time with a pleased smile on her face.
"Speaking of olives," He continued. "What's up with Jolly Saint Oliver? He's usually trying to spend as much time with you as he can and I thought he'd want you to go for Barry's anniversary with him."
"Barry's anniversary? That's the excuse he used?" She muttered under her breath but Naruto caught her words anyways.
"Excuse? What do you mean by excuse?" From the tone she used, it was obvious Oliver had something to do with her current state. It was clear Oliver wasn't dead or she'd be more fucked up than she currently was.
"Naruto, Oliver isn't even in central city. He's here." Dinah said. Her mood souring again as she remembered why she'd come here in the first place.
Canary stopped reading and looked up at the man who was doing an imitation of a deer caught in headlights. She knew exactly what day this was. Barry's anniversary hadn't been long ago and she wasn't able to attend because of business she had to take care of. Like a fool, she'd trusted him to go by himself to have a good time but if his face was any indication, it seemed he hadn't been there at all.
Not giving the man a chance to speak, she looked back down at the book with a frown. She had an idea of what he was doing, all she needed to know now was with who.
Naruto glanced at Diana who seemed to sigh and stare angrily at the archer. "I assume this is a common occurrence?"
"More than we'd like, yes." Batman replied for her.
"Wait, why's he here? This place and Central City are in opposite directions from each other." Naruto asked. He'd begun to have a suspicion of how Oliver caused her current state but waited to hear what she would say.
"Well, he told me he was going for a meeting here. Naturally, after a noon to evening patrol, I decided to surprise him with a visit-" She started only to get interrupted by Naruto.
"Wait, how did you know where he'd be?" Naruto asked. Had Dinah been stalking her boyfriend?
"Everyone knows Quinn Consolidated has offices on the three uppermost floors of the Jefferson Building, Naruto. You'd do so too if you actually went to other places outside the watchtower." Dinah scowled at him, obviously annoyed at being interrupted.
"Sorry, and I do go to other places. Like bars, clubs, mount justice and other cities." He smirked at her. Clearly he wasn't making her feel any better considering her scowl only deepened.
"Smartass. Anyways, I decided to see him as he was leaving the building by 8:30 in the night; the exact time he said he'd be done," Dinah's voice was beginning to increase in intensity. "You can imagine my surprise when it turned out there was no meeting. I called him for answers and some lady whose voice I've never heard before picked the phone."
"Who was it Oliver?" She questioned angrily. "You have one chance to tell me before you make things worse for yourself."
Naruto looked across, wondering what the man would he were smart, he would man up and explain himself. Though, he highly doubted that would be what happened.
"Look, Dinah, I can explain." He began, only to be interrupted by Naruto.
"You could have said that it's a different universe she's reading about but because you're panicking now we know you cheated on that same day in your world too." He pointed out.
Dinah nodded. "I don't know why the hell I put up with your bullshit." She said through grit teeth. "If I could get off this chair…" She said, letting the threat linger.
Naruto placed a comforting hand on her shoulder and patted gently. "Hey, take a deep breath." He said in a soft tone of voice. "If you really want to teach him a lesson, you can do it after we finish if we get a break."
Canary kept her glare on her now ex boyfriend but took a few calming breaths to get her temper under control. Oliver was lucky her Canary cry didn't seem to want to work at the moment. Looking over at her fellow blond, she brought her right hand up and placed it over his.
"Thank you. You're right. During the break we can teach him a lesson."
"We?" Naruto thought. He didn't say anything though, he didn't want to put her in a worse mood than she already was.
Naruto sighed. Of course that was the problem. Damnit Oliver, stick to one woman. He wearily listened to her
Apparently, this woman and Oliver had been exploring each other's ins and outs for a few months now and this 'meeting' had been his excuse to go see her and avoid both watchtower duties and meeting with Dinah. He'd been counting on her having watchtower duty this current day and so she'd be occupied for the rest of the evening.
"Months." Canary replied angrily. Now some of his absences began to make sense. She didn't want to believe it. She wanted to think that he was serious about changing, but it seemed that was all bullshit in their world as well.
The archer looked more and more guilty with every line she read so she knew it was true.
Naruto shook his head. The man had a girlfriend as good looking and kind as Dinah and he was out cheating on her? Why? He didn't know the woman Oliver was seeing but he felt confident in saying that she probably wasn't as good looking or strong as Dinah was.
"I usually don't speak bad about people but you're kind of an asshole." Naruto told him.
Diana scoffed. "We know."
Too bad he'd miscalculated the schedule and Dinah happened to be a good girlfriend. The second one was unlikely after tonight because he didn't see them getting together again after this.
"I don't understand Naruto," Dinah looked like she was going to cry. "What exactly would drive him to keep going for other women? Is there something about my attitude? Am I just not attractive enough?"
Naruto sighed again. He had a feeling he'd be doing it a lot before the night was over. He had no idea how to go about comforting her without sounding like a hypocrite considering he himself avoided commitment like the plague.
"Dinah," Naruto began cautiously. "It's really not about you. You see, there are two kinds of people in this world. No, not that. Just say some people exist."
The confused woman watched him stumble over his words with a little amusement in her eyes. Shit, he was making a fool of himself.
"I appreciate you trying to help me even though you don't really know how." Canary complimented. "It actually makes me feel good knowing I have someone like you somewhere."
Naruto smiled kindly at her. "Well I know we're not from the same place but while we're here, if you have anything you wanna talk about, I'm willing to listen."
"Maybe once the chapter is over. There's something maybe you can help me with." She said vaguely as she tucked a strand of hair behind her ear.
Red Arrow leaned over slightly while the two blonds were chatting. "They're getting pretty close."
Oliver huffed. "I can fix this. Once the chapter ends we'll have a talk and everything will be alright. The kid has no chance with her."
Red Arrow made a face and shook his head, as did most other members of the league. They weren't blind, they could see how Oliver's habits had affected their comrade and how she was now slowly gravitating toward the powerful blond.
"Well, people like Oliver," Naruto started again. "There's a certain lifestyle they live or lived that while they may choose to stay away from it, it never really leaves them. That's pretty much how it is with playboys and some others."
"They spent years going in and out of different women, just sleeping with anyone you find attractive and getting no repercussions for it because you're attractive, rich and most importantly, single," Shit this was harder than he thought.
"Not really helping Naruto." Superman said playfully.
"I'm aware believe it or not." Naruto grumbled. He really hoped the other him could find the right words to help her out. Dinah was a good woman, one who deserved the world and more. What Oliver was doing was wrong, and it almost seemed like he was defending the man's actions.
Looking across the way, he made contact with the man who had apparently repeatedly hurt the woman and narrowed his eyes at him. An action that was reciprocated shortly after. Naruto could see the daring look in the man's eyes as if he wanted Naruto to try something. Either he was sure he could salvage this, or he was putting up a front.
"At a point, commitment becomes a herculean task because even if you find someone you love, you can still end up looking at some woman in a party and next thing you know, you're all up in her guts. You revert to old habits almost instinctively."
"It normally takes the hardest of wills to stop. It's like biting your nails or twirling your hair or quitting the life of a chronic masturbator. You're not doing it anymore but it's not because there's no urge, it's just that you're restraining yourself."
"I doubt Oliver considers me worth the effort considering how little of it he puts into stopping," Dinah frowned again. "Considering this is the second time I've caught him."
'Oliver, you bum,' Naruto thought. What kind of idiot continued to cheat after being caught and forgiven the first time? He'd probably done this more than twice and Dinah knew it as well.
All eyes turned to Dinah who simply nodded with a frown on her face. Her eyes sharpened as they landed on Oliver who had crossed his arms and closed his eyes. She knew him well enough to know that he didn't want her to see him because he would give away what he was feeling. This was all she needed to confirm the book's words.
"You really are a bum man." Naruto boldly said out loud.
"Indeed." Ra's commented, much to the surprise of everyone in the room. "To think that the Justice League allows a man of such little character in their ranks is truly astounding."
"I really don't want to hear that from the leader of the League of Shadows. Your people have no character, you're just killing machines." Oliver shot back angrily.
Ra's scoffed. "My subordinates don't claim to be something they are not. They know what they are and own it. You on the other hand are a false hero who does wrong by your own. So yes, as young Naruto has pointed out, you are a bum."
Naruto grinned in triumph, glad to have some backup. The League on the other hand was on edge, none more than Batman.
"Ra's doesn't care about any of this. So why comment?" The Dark Knight questioned mentally. Since they'd noticed him he'd kept an eye on his former teacher and had noticed the interest he'd taken in Naruto. Whether it was for the powers the book had mentioned or something else, he wasn't sure but it couldn't be good.
He turned to look at the depressed woman who had retreated into herself again. His comforting speech hadn't done anything more than give her further understanding of why Oliver was a cheater. To be fair, she should have known better than to think a playboy would quit the life just because he said he loved her.
"Regardless of how his shit is," He tried again. "You shouldn't let it get to you this much. If he doesn't feel you're enough for him to stick to for life, he really doesn't deserve you."
"We've known each other since we're kids," He paused. "Well, not kids, but we went to high school and college together so that should count for something."
Dinah was looking at him again. He couldn't fuck this up. "I've met as many good people as I've met bad and I can still say with full confidence that you're one of the best people I've ever met."
"You're smart, like crazy smart and yet, you show it without being snooty. You've got a healthy sense of humor, you're one of the kindest people I know, you're a lot more selfless than me, you've always got good advice to give and you have a way of making people feel better about themselves." She was paying more attention to him now. Progress!
"I was worried you were going to make things worse." Superman said with a relieved sigh.
"Friend Naruto is picking up her spirits." Starfire said happily. "Maybe you should try making her something to eat. That would certainly cheer her up."
Naruto rubbed the back of his neck in embarrassment. "Well, I can't really make much but if I'm allowed to travel with you guys I suppose I could try to make something from home."
Canary's anger at her ex was momentarily forgotten. She hadn't quite thought of what life on Naruto's world was like so the offer of him making her something she'd potentially never tried was definitely appealing. Plus, it wouldn't hurt to have him around for a bit. In the short amount of time they'd known each other he'd proven to be a good person and he was easy on the eyes.
"I'd like that. I can show you a few of the sights too." Canary responded happily before getting back to the book, now wanting to end the chapter sooner. Read about her ex doing her wrong again, or hang out with a new friend? The choice was simple.
"You've got this magnetic personality, Dinah. Most people who get close to you end up not wanting to leave anymore. Cause you may not be the most brightly dressed person or superhero in the world but you're still a beacon. You're very attractive to boot. And if Oliver knows all this and still doesn't consider you enough, it's safe to say you're better off without him."
Dinah stared at him for several seconds that to him felt like drawn out minutes. He hoped she wouldn't start crying. That would be awkward for him. After a while, she smiled at him with reddened cheeks.
"My, Naruto. You should be more careful of what you say to vulnerable women. You just might find them attached to you before you know it." She said. She wasn't as bright as he'd have liked her to be but it was better than before.
"I'll be more careful of that in the future," He played along.
"Let's hope you're not put in a vulnerable position like this in the future." Naruto said, playfully bumping her shoulder with his. Canary grinned and bumped him back.
"Well, if you promise to help me with something after this then I'll promise not to let myself get played like that again." She proposed.
"Whatever you need, I'll help you with."
Naruto raised an eyebrow at the wicked smile that crossed Canary's face once he had agreed to help. It wasn't the usual bright smile he'd managed to get from her, but one that promised that someone would not have a good time. It was a look he'd seen Sakura wear on numerous occasions.
"You sure it's under control?" Superman whispered to Oliver who was now grinding his teeth together. "Super hearing." Superman clarified before anyone could ask how he knew.
Oliver nodded stiffly, but even he wasn't sure anymore. Canary had alluded to helping her with something more than a few times now. They were seemingly glued to their seats but once the chapter ended that would change. Would she try to attack him with Naruto as backup? Whatever it was, he needed to be ready.
Ra's watched the spectacle before him with a seemingly uninterested gaze. It didn't take a genius to know what the woman was planning. The entire last chapter the woman had been rubbing her legs together as the arousement built up within her. He had lived long enough to know that once the chapter was over, Green Arrow would be forced to experience what he'd been dishing out.
His lips curled up minutely. That would be amusing at least. Maybe once they were done he would be able to talk to Naruto about his potential trip to their world.
"The future? You're planning on doing more of this?" Dinah had taken on a teasing grin. "Is that how you get laid? You approach jilted brides and widowed wives and 'comfort' them?"
"I'm not that bad a person..I only go for jilted brides."
"I don't go for jilted brides, just so you know." Naruto told the blond.
Canary nodded. "Noted."
"Now I feel like prey. Did I come to your house because you made me? Is this one of your insidious jenjusu arts?"
"It's genjutsu. And even if I did use one on you, realizing it is pretty much moot cause you're here already. Just let whatever will happen, happen."
Dinah laughed. Having grown used to Naruto's rather strange humor, it was easy to ignore everything he said.
Eventually, she stopped and looked at him. "Seriously now Naruto, thanks. For the added insight." He gave her a sheepish smile. "And the, you know, kind words."
He waved her off. "It's no problem. You want to crash here for the night? I have a few drinks in the fridge and an untouched box of pizza. We can watch a movie or keep going till we pass out, like in college."
She gave him another smile. "I'd like that, thanks."
"Yeah things aren't looking good for you in either world." Red Arrow commented.
"I can see that!" Green Arrow whispered back harshly.
Batman shook his head at the display. They would need to have a league meeting when things were all said and done. This was why he stressed no dating between colleagues, nothing good came out of it. Looking around the room, he noticed Diana with a frown on her face as she listened to Canary ask Naruto if he was that kind to his friends back home. Superman on the other hand was focusing on the book. His mouth would open and close every few seconds as he tried to find the right time to request they continue without sounding rude.
"Let's get on with it." Batman ordered.
Superman glanced at him and sent him an appreciative smile which was promptly ignored.
He nodded. "Sure, just go put your clothes in the dryer. You know where my room is, there's hot water. I got a few spare clothes that'd fit you in the wardrobe. Do your thing. I'll be here by the time you're back."
Dinah nodded at him as she got up and made her way to his room. It was a good thing she came to his place rather than lodge in a hotel and stew in her feelings. She'd have probably mauled Oliver when saw him again. Not to say that she wouldn't let him go scot free but she'd maul him less.
Entering Naruto's room, she noted that it was still as spartan as she remembered it to be. With how little he interacted with people outside of one night stands and the superhero work, she was beginning to think she was his only friend. That was just sad now that she thought of it.
"Is your room back in your world the same way?" Diana asked curiously.
"Not even a little. It used to be, but now I have it fully furnished with pictures of me and my friends and anything else I really like. I've still been told that it's rather plain, mostly by my female friends."
Dinah hummed to herself and made it a point to glance at Oliver briefly before turning her attention back to Naruto. "I'd like to see it for myself. Maybe I could help liven it up for you."
Coughing into an open hand, Superman spoke. "Um, Dinah. You think we can get back to the book please? I promised Lois I'd see her today."
Grumbling in displeasure, Dinah did as she was told.
She and Naruto had met in high school. Considering he'd basically ignored everything she said to him, she'd lashed out at him a bit, thinking him to be a snobbish person who didn't answer people he considered less than him.
It had made her feel rather foolish when she'd realized he only spoke Japanese and had only recently started learning to speak English. She'd almost ignored the oddity of coming to the United States and entering a school without any knowledge of the language most commonly used. And to make it up to him, she'd began providing extra aid with his learning while he taught her to speak his language.
"You didn't wonder why he wasn't responding to you first before lashing out?" Superman asked in between chuckles.
Canary looked away from the man. Although it wasn't her that had done it, it was still a version of her. She knew herself well enough that if someone blew her off constantly, she would probably go off on them too.
As the language barrier collapsed, they'd begun to get closer and she found herself attached at the hip to him. He was a rather kind person who shared similar ideals with her except for the fact that his morals were more flexible. Their relationship only waxed stronger and as they graduated, they'd agreed to go to the same college.
They'd at that point, grown closer and began to visit each other in their apartments although she did the visiting most of the time.
Her feelings for him had eventually changed to a more romantic variant and nearing their final year, she'd expressed her desire to have a relationship with him. It was at that same time she'd found something else about her friend; he was afraid of commitment.
"How is someone afraid of commitment?" Naruto wondered out loud. "Either you like someone enough to be with them or you don't."
"Some don't see it that way." Batman commented. He himself was the same way.
The rejection had hurt her more than she'd told him and they'd drifted apart bit by bit. After graduation, she'd relocated to Star City where she met Oliver and Naruto had stayed behind.
For all the good it did her. She'd left because she couldn't bear to keep seeing the man and yet, life brought her back to his house.
'I should really try patching up whatever it is we still have between each other,' Dinah thought as she stripped to her underwear and fished out the clothes she found in the wardrobe. 'He's only accommodating me because he's known me for a while, not because I'm a close friend of his.'
Having finished changing, she left the room to join Naruto in the living room. She'd noted that he'd turned on his television and set the table. He noticed her approaching and turned to look at her.
Naruto slightly gulped as he gave Dinah a quick once-over. She may not have been fully exposed but wearing a slightly oversized black shirt that showed a shoulder and contrasted wonderfully with her eyes and hair, she was one hell of sight to see. He absently noted that she hadn't taken any of his pants or shorts, letting him see the parts of her legs that weren't covered by the shirt.
The saying was true, a girl did look better when she was wearing your clothes.
Naruto mentally wondered what she would look like wearing nothing but his sage cloak but quickly rid himself of those thoughts. With the way things worked here, he wouldn't be surprised if his thoughts became public.
"Something on your mind?" Red Arrow asked knowing he could stir the pot some.
"Nothing at all." Naruto denied.
Green Arrow couldn't help but scoff. "Right? Come on kid, you think we don't know what kind of pervy thoughts are going through your head?" He asked, trying to emphasize his age.
"Kid? Dinah isn't that much older than me. How old are you?" He shot back.
"He's about ten or eleven years older than Black Canary." Ra's helpfully answered.
Naruto blinked in surprise. Ten or eleven years? "You're a decade older than her and I'm the perv?" He asked, flabbergasted.
"We're both adults." Green Arrow defended. "And our relationship is none of your business."
"You were a full grown adult when she was ten." Naruto pointed out.
Batman and the others frowned at the blond's words. Usually between consenting adults, the age gaps were usually disregarded, but when put into perspective it really did paint a negative picture. In front of them, a visual representation of Canary when she was ten and Oliver when he was twenty was shown to them.
"Woah." Red Arrow whispered.
"I mean…" Superman couldn't finish his sentence. He had nothing to say that could help the man out. Even he was weirded out by it.
"Might have to change your name to Green AR-Kelly." Red Arrow commented.
She'd clearly caught his look cause she gave him that confident smirk he liked to see on her. "If you're done trying to see what I look like beneath the clothes, we can get to watching the movie."
Naruto rolled his eyes, slightly embarrassed at being caught and focused on the television as he felt the couch depress under her added weight. He raised an eyebrow when she leaned to rest her head on his shoulder and gave a questioning look. One she responded to with a wink and a hand gesture telling him to focus on the movie.
Dinah stared at the television but her mind wasn't really paying attention to what was being shown. Her mind was split between Oliver's act and Naruto, but mostly on Naruto. They hadn't been this close to each other in years and being near him again was bringing back feelings she'd hoped she'd gotten rid of permanently.
The faint smell of air conditioning and his natural musk filled her nose as she rested her head on his clothed shoulder. The look he gave her made her heart beat slightly faster as his blue eyes glowed in a hypnotic light. She remembered how she used to call his glow in the dark eyes creepy in high school. Now, they made her feel an inappropriately familiar heat in her center.
"Please don't tell me we're gonna get a repeat of the last chapter." Superman groaned. He'd had more than his fair share of erotica for one afternoon. The last thing he wanted was to read about another one of his colleagues having an intimate moment with someone.
"It's been a while since we've done something like this," Dinah started. "I didn't realize how much I missed it."
Naruto looked at her again and gave her a slight smile. "True, but it doesn't really have to take another betrayal for us to do this again. You're always welcome here, you know."
"Thanks," She smiled at him. Naruto felt his breathing deepen at her smile. Why did she have to be so attractive? It took a lot more willpower than he expected to turn away from her and face the movie again.
Just as he turned away, Dinah began to speak again. "I missed you, Naruto. I'd been meaning to talk to you for a while now. To see if we could become as we were again but I always ended up shying away from doing so."
Why? Had she thought he'd rebuff her attempts or he'd ignore her? He frowned slightly but didn't say anything.
"I'm an easy going person. You can reach out whenever you want." Naruto offered, not knowing his words would be used against him later on.
Dinah smirked at him. "Thanks. But it looks like one of us is finding it harder not to reach out at the moment."
"You can't fault me for that. Look at you." He said, and once again an image of how Dinah looked in the story appeared. "You find me one man that could resist that look and I'll hand you all the money in my wallet."
"How much is that?" Starfire asked.
"About enough for lunch later today."
"I'd been afraid of how you'd react," Dinah continued. "Seeing you in the watchtower, you never really acted like you knew me personally."
"It was always joking professionalism with you and whenever I got the chance to speak with you, you were long gone." Dinah looked down at the table, absently reading the name on the pizza box.
"And now, here we are again. I'm lamenting more than I'm trying to apologize." She chuckled under her breath. "This is as sad as your consolation attempt.
"His attempt ended up working though." Superman pointed out.
Naruto nodded gratefully for the assist and shot the man a thumbs up.
Naruto chuckled. "Maybe, but I get your point nonetheless. I never resented you for leaving Dinah. To be honest, I was avoiding you too. Mostly because I couldn't think of anything in particular to say to you."
"You don't have as much reason to apologize as you think you do. I never really cut you out of my life or hated you for anything," he continued. "If you ever want to talk to me or just hang out, I'll always be around for you. We're friends, Dinah. Regardless of what you may think."
Dinah stared at him. They weren't the most elaborate or heartwarming words she'd ever heard but they still made her stomach do a flip and her eyes well up.
It was a bit too much for her. He was too much. He looked too good, talked too well, smelled too nice. His words, coupled with her emotional state and her already existent feelings for him led her to doing something she wished she'd have done since college.
"Here we go." Superman said, letting his head drop. He already had trouble looking at Diana, now he would have the same issue with Dinah.
The man of steel glanced at Oliver to see how the man was holding up and noticed the man's hands gripping the armrest of his chair.
Batman noticed this as well but he knew Oliver had some restraint. As long as they made it without incident, he could keep his cool.
Sadly the leader of the League of Shadows had other ideas. "It seems that you were a consolation prize of sorts."
Had the man not been a dick to him the whole time, Naruto would've told Ra's off for the low blow but right now he didn't mind all that much.
Naruto's eyes widened when he felt Dinah grab the back of his head and push his head forwards till their lips met. This wasn't what he'd been expecting to happen.
He unconsciously took note of her abnormally soft lips and almost recoiled when he felt her tongue lightly press against his teeth. The idea of making contact with another person's tongue and mouth had always disgusted him but he found himself relaxing as he allowed her to lead him.
"You're a brave man." Red Arrow told Naruto. "One wrong move and her cry takes your head off."
Cry? Naruto wondered. Was that her power? He shrugged cry, laugh, or scream it didn't matter, he wasn't missing the chance to make out with a beautiful woman like this.
A shudder went through him as she deepened the kiss and he got the slight taste of soda from her. For some reason, she moaned. Maybe she found kissing enjoyable, maybe she wanted to arouse him. Eitherway, he was severely turned on now. He snaked his hand to her back and brought her closer to press against his frame, letting her feel his already present hardness.
Dinah gasped as she felt herself get lightly pulled to Naruto's person. She felt her temperature increase as her healthy cleavage pressed against his hard chest and his erection pressed against her midsection. She grasped his clothed member and squeezed, taking a perverse pleasure in hearing his breath hitch.
"Jesus" Canary whispered to herself. Hearing about what happened to Diana had gotten her going but reading about herself was a new sensation altogether. Both her and her book counterpart were feeling hot, but she didn't have an outlet.
Trying to discreetly adjust herself so that she could rub her legs together, she cleared her throat and wet her lips.
On his other side Diana tried not to let the incoming erotica faze her but she too was finding it difficult. She could feel her body temperature heating up once more and she knew more than likely she would need another break soon.
"At least they aren't showing it." Red Arrow commented only to widen his eyes when he realized the image could pop up. To Canary's relief, it didn't.
Naruto allowed his hand to drop from her waist to her butt, raising the shirt and dipping his hand into her panties. He wanted to feel the skin. To knead her doughy derriere without the barrier of clothes. Her deepened breaths spurring him on as he took as much of one buttcheek into a hand as he could and began to lightly grope and rub.
Dinah moaned again as she felt his hand grab one of her cheeks. His heavy breaths and pleasured growls made the heat in her loins evolve to an itch that made her want to rub her legs together. She felt him push his hips against her hand, trying to get her to stroke him. Well, she'd be happy to oblige.
Naruto felt his knees weaken as Dinah began to move her hand back and forth against his clothed member. She may not have been a professional at this but she made up for her lack of practice with enthusiasm. He moved his hand from her butt to her vagina, his fingers running over her engorged clitoris.
The male members of the League glanced at Green Arrow to see how he was holding up. The man was red in the face though one couldn't be sure whether it was from anger or embarrassment.
Canary hadn't officially broken up with him in either world and now he was listening about another man pleasuring her. Did this count as him getting cucked?
"If you're remorseful and can change maybe you can avoid something like this happening in real life." Starfire said trying to cheer him up.
"No he won't" Canary shot back quickly before getting back to the story. She wanted to see what she was in for.
He heard her let loose a throaty moan that made his hair stand on end and his already hard dick harden to almost painful levels. She kissed him again and ground her hips against his fingers.
Dinah's toes curled as she felt Naruto's fingers rub her clitoris and labia. She moaned again as he rubbed her labia and her opening with a finger and gasped as he slowly slid a finger into her. Her eyes rolled up slightly as she felt him rub his finger against her falls and pressed against Naruto as he rubbed a particularly sensitive spot in her.
Naruto, feeling Dinah press against him, let himself get pushed down by her weight and ended up laying on the couch with her laying atop him. He felt his dick throb again as her inner walls pulsed against his finger with her heartbeat. God, this woman was something else.
"Yes she is." Naruto agreed before realizing he'd said that out loud.
Dinah absently pushed herself against Naruto's hand as she felt his finger slide in and out of her, having deliberately curved his finger to constantly rub against the sensitive spot he'd found, she felt a swelling in the pit of her stomach. She ground against him harder as the swelling grew and she felt close to bursting. He put in another finger and she did just that.
Naruto groaned as Dinah's stroking halted only to hiss as he felt her constrict painfully against his fingers and a loud, drawn out groan escaped her parted lips as her eyes closed and her lips parted sensually. He had to admit, seeing her orgasm face almost drove him over the edge as well but he held on.
In front of them the image of Canary's pleasure stricken face gasping for breath was displayed as if wanting to taunt to woman's soon to be ex.
Superman being the gentleman he was did his best not to look but wasn't quick enough to not get a peek. There went his image of the woman.
Batman rubbed his eyes in exasperation. If he were to bet he'd say the next chapter would be similar. Dread passed through him at a certain thought. What if Selina was next? His lack of official commitment meant she was free to explore but he did not want to see or hear about it.
Withdrawing his fingers which were now coated in a thin sheen of cream, he smirked at her. "Wow, Dinah. I thought you'd be a squirter given your skillset."
Dinah, who'd already come down from her orgasmic high, glared at him with her face fully red. "Shut up, Naruto," she muttered.
"That's okay," Naruto purred. "I like creamers just as much."
"Hey, the cream team is good too." Naruto said reassuringly.
"I've never had a man tell me that but thanks I suppose." Canary replied. No one had ever commented on it and she found it strangely erotic. Was it because of the act or because it was him?
x
As he said this, he raised his fingers to his mouth and licked them clean, making sure to slowly clean them one at a time. He took a perverse enjoyment in seeing her surprised look at his action. Oliver probably never did that for her.
"You'd think a man of your age would know what to do." Naruto jabbed at the archer.
"Well he is of the previous generation." Red Arrow replied, laughing at the man's expense.
"Okay, I think that's enough foreplay," Dinah said. "Take off your pants now."
"Very aggressive. It's the best way to let your partner know what you want." Starfire praised.
Naruto swiftly obliged, pulling his pants to his knees and kicking them off as Dinah sat up to straddle him.
"I'd wanted to do this with you when we were in college," She said, stroking his member. "Had you said yes, we'd have done it the same night."
Naruto wanted to throttle his other self. How could he fumble the bag like that?
Really? Damnit, damn him and his fear of commitment. Fuck his having not expressed his desire to fuck her earlier. Fuck everything that prevented her from sleeping with him. Fuck college, fuck Star City, fuck this city, fuck the watchtower, fuck Batman, fuck Darkseid, fuck the universe, fuck Oliver and fuck him.
"What did he say fuck me for?" Batman asked confused.
"I'm not sure. But you somehow contributed to him not being able to sleep with Canary and because of that she ended up depressed." Naruto said with a shake of his head.
"Nice save but no one believes that." Diana replied flatly. She was still slightly miffed at having been put in the back burner so easily. She wasn't one to care much about someone's opinion but having it happen like this got on her nerves.
If he thought she would take that laying down he had another thing coming.
"Well, that makes two of us," Naruto grinned at her. "And now, we're both fulfilling each other's wishes. Isn't that great?"
Dinah chuckled, her eyes half closing as she raised herself to get his member directly below her vulva. She rubbed herself against his head a bit to lubricate him.
"I guess it is." With that, she took him in in one fluid motion, burying him to the hilt. She hissed in ecstasy as she felt the hot rod throb and push against her walls.
Naruto's mind blanked when Dinah took him into her. His whole being had gathered itself into a single rock hard length in a fleshy slice of paradise. She contracted and expanded against him with her pulse and he felt his glas lightly rub against the entrance to her womb with every slight movement she made.
"Jesus." Naruto parroted the woman's words. He wanted a slice of paradise.
"Don't worry." Canary grinned, knowing Oliver was still listening. "I've got two tickets."
Narutos mouth dropped. Did that mean what he thought it meant?
Dinah closed her eyes fully as she heaved a contented sigh, gently swinging her hips back and forth to enjoy the feeling of him rubbing against every part of her. She opened her eyes to see Naruto's eyes were half closed and he was staring at her with unbridled lust. She burned the memory of his expression into her mind, wishing she could have made him form that face earlier.
"I thought only guys did that." Red Arrow commented.
Diana shook her head, amazed at man's ignorance. "Men are the ones who imagine things like that to someone's face when they're talking to them. Women don't. That doesn't mean we don't like to have something to remember though."
Canary nodded at the woman's words. "You wouldn't believe how many times I'm talking to someone about something important and I can feel them trying to imagine me naked."
Naruto made a disappointed face and shook his head. "Some guys." He commented, as if the very thought hadn't crossed his mind briefly the first time he saw her.
Naruto felt his body relax as he luxuriated in the feeling of being inside Dinah's core. Had she begun moving the moment she'd inserted him, he'd have ended up overwhelmed by everything. God, she was perfect. Just as he was about to grab onto her hips and move her, she placed her hands on his and began to move, raising her hips and dropping them.
Dinah closed her eyes again as she began to move up and down on him. The rhythm of being emptied and filled provided her with a sensation she couldn't say she'd feel from doing anything else. Naruto's heavy breathing and constant throbbing inside her only served to intensify her arousal.
Naruto groaned as he felt himself leave and reenter her vagina. An already addictive sensation maximized by the additional lubrication from her previous orgasm. He looked at Dinah again, her close eyed expression caused him to shiver and his length to harden even further.
Once again an image of the woman was displayed, though to most males disappointment, it was only from the shoulders up. Like Dinah had done, Naruto burned that image into his mind.
He was about to comment that she really did look good only for a foreign memory to appear in his mind. It was exactly what had been described in the book, only he could see what was below the shoulders.
Naruto wasn't sure how but a glance at the others told him he'd been the only one to get it. He wasn't a religious man but he thanked whoever was up above for the gift.
Dinah opened her eyes again, letting them remain fixated on Naruto's. She began to bounce on him with a greater intensity than him. Having already reached a familiarity with the pleasure, she now aimed to increase it.
Naruto groaned as he felt Dinah increase her pace. How was it possible for this to become even better than it had been? He felt her let go of his hands as she used hers to play with her own breasts, using only her own lower body strength to pick and drop herself. Her moans had become louder with her increased pace. He'd been passive for too long now.
Dinah yelped as she felt Naruto yank her back to laying on him and begin to thrust up to her. God, it felt even better when he was the one doing it. She felt him place his lips on her chest, obviously having failed to reach her breasts into his mouth. She raised the right to give him better access and gasped when he latched his mouth onto her nipple.
Naruto chuckled silently but managed to get the attention of the people in the room.
"What is it?" Superman asked.
"Sorry it's just that's happened to me before."
Red Arrow smirked. "Same here. It's hard to catch a titty in that position."
The man of steel sighed and regretted having asked. Was everyone really this shameless? Granted even he'd had that issue with Lois but he wouldn't tell anyone about it.
"Can you believe this Batman?" He asked, looking for support only for the Dark Knight to remain quiet and shrug.
Naruto felt like he could do this forever. Playing with Dinah's breast, her slippery walls massaging his thrusting member and her moans to spur him on. He latched his hands onto both sides of her hips and increased his pace, slamming her down on him as he thrust up to her. A lewd clapping sound was made as their bodies impacted against each other.
He heard her scream and constrict against him again as his dick was slathered with a thick helping of cream. His eyes rolled back at the sensation, and he felt his own orgasm approaching. He was losing himself to this woman. His thrusts had become even more erratic and Dinah's moans had increased in loudness as he continued to pound into her sensitive sex.
As he was about to announce his impending orgasm, the haze of lust and tantric bliss was broken by the sound of a phone ringing. Apparently, Dinah had heard it too because she looked around wildly for it's source.
"Why now?" Dinah complained. The heat within her had been rising more and more with each word. The images flooded her mind and she needed to end the chapter already. The last thing she needed was an interruption.
"It's usually at the worst times." Naruto agreed.
Diana took a deep breath and exhaled. She for one was glad there was a sudden pause. Like canary had done before, Wonder Woman was imagining what it would be like if it was her. If what she was hearing was any indication, she would say she would love it.
This seemed to be more making love than just a hard fuck like her chapter had been. Looking at the blond out of the corner of her eye, Diana made a mental note to chat with him after the chapter. She wasn't one for one time trysts but something about this place had her going.
"Is that yours?" Naruto asked, irritated. He was still rock hard but the incoming orgasm had begun to slowly die out.
"What? Oh, it's mine I think," Dinah responded, just regaining enough lucidity to recognize the tone. She reached over the table to retrieve her phone from her purse. Looking at the caller, a scowl married her face.
"It's Oliver," She frowned. Odd that he'd be calling at 11:26 in the night.
"Just ignore it." Red Arrow suggested only to receive a glare from the other archer.
"That's the plan." Canary agreed.
"Just reject the call and ditch the phone," Naruto said, eager to get back to the previous activity.
Dinah stared at the screen for a second before a mischievous smile graced her face. "No, I don't think I will."
What was she doing? Naruto's eyes widened when she picked the phone and put it on loudspeaker.
"Dinah how bold!" Starfire cheered.
Naruto too was shocked but also quite pleased. Looks like Green Arrow's day was about to get worse.
Sending a teasing look over at his new friend, Naruto commented. "How petty."
This time Dinah couldn't retort. This really was a new level of petty, but she was all for it. Hell hath no fury and all that.
x
"Dinah?" Yep, that was Oliver's voice.
"Hmm, Oliver? A bit late for you to call, don't you think?" Dinah responded, her voice slightly shaky as she began to move back and forth on him again.
"I went over to your place to see you a while ago. Your neighbor said you'd been gone since morning."
"Oh, yes. I'd been gone since morning" Dinah parroted. Naruto idly wondered why she was doing this. It was clear she couldn't really think of much to say when she was getting her guts rearranged.
"Do you have to put it like that, Naruto?" Superman asked.
"How else would I say it?"
"Having intercourse." The man replied.
Both Naruto and Canary turned to each other before looking back at Superman with blank faces. "We're not even from the same place but we both know no one actually says intercourse anymore."
"Are you alright? You sound kind of weird."
"Of course I'm fine. How was the meeting?" She asked. Oh, that was what she wanted to do.
Dinah raised a hard in Naruto's face. "I know. Petty. You haven't seen anything yet."
"It went pretty well, I didn't get finished till nine actually but I went to see you afterwards."
"I'm sure you did. Must have been a very private meeting if the building where it ought to hold didn't even open up today." She was panting even harder now but Naruto doubted Oliver would notice that early.
"..What?"
"What indeed. That's exactly what I thought too when I called and a woman I happened not to know picked up the phone."
"Dinah, there-"
Naruto was once again reminded how dirty the archer did his new friend. Even as she read, he picked up the negative emotion growing within her and he knew he needed to do something.
"How old was she Oliver?" Naruto asked in an innocent tone.
Everyone's attention shifted to the man who was beginning to sweat.
"Don't hold your tongue now." Diana commented. "If you're man enough to step out be man enough to face the consequences of your actions."
"20" the man finally replied through grit teeth.
Batman shook his head. This was was almost 17 years younger than him. The league would have to do a better job screening candidates it seemed.
Green AR-Kelly." Naruto repeated. He didn't know what it meant but the snickers everyone let out must have meant it was an inside thing from their world.
"It's also what I thought when I heard that said woman and you have been going around each other for a few months now." She was really into it now. Her rubbing had increased with her anger.
"Dinah, I can e-"
"This is the second time now, Oliver. The first time, I let you go cause I felt mistakes happen." Damn, he was probably going to nut soon with how hard she was going now.
" You have to-"
"But a second time? That's one time too many." Dinah was almost yelling into the phone now.
"Please, l-"
" No, I'm not listening. It's clear your relationship with me isn't something worth considering before you stick your dick into someone else." She was grinding back and forth even harder now.
Batman felt slightly worried that Dinah would break the young man's hips at this rate. From his own experience with Selina, when she was upset nothing would stop her.
Naruto seemed to be a guy with some powers but nothing that seemed to give him a stronger skeleton.
"Let's just hope she doesn't let out a cry while facing him" he thought.
"Dinah, you have to understand-"
"Your excuses don't matter anymore. I'm not going to listen to anything you try to say." She had begun to bounce on him using only her lower body strength to lift herself up and drop. Naruto signed happily. He said again, this woman was perfect.
"Wait, what's that noise?" Apparently,Oliver had heard the clapping from their meeting bodies too.
"What do you think it is? I've found someone else. Someone who happens to appreciate me more than you do." She sounded rather vicious now as she increased her pace. The action consequently increasing the sound intensity to be heard clearly.
"Why wo-"
"You're not really going to ask why she would do this are you?" Diana asked incredulously.
Ra's shook his own head in distaste. "A truly pathetic display."
" Because I'm apparently not enough for you, Oliver," Dinah yelled into the phone. "I'm not enough for you to have and decide you don't need anyone else."
"This is my way of telling you it's over between us," She panted out. Naruto felt his orgasm approaching again. "You can now sleep around without worrying about cheating anymore. Isn't that great?"
"Dinah.."
"Don't 'Dinah' me," She snarled. "You don't get to use that tone on me. Not after what you did."
Dinah dropped the phone on the table and placed Naruto's hands against her hips. Naruto got the message and resumed his previous pace.
"Fuck me, Naruto!" Wait, what?! "Fuck me harder!"
Naruto's head swiveled to the woman. She'd painted a target on his back the way his alternate self was about to paint her insides.
"You can handle him. I'm sure." Dinah replied happily.
Naruto wanted to argue that wasn't the point but let it go. She was right after all.
"Dinah, I'm about to cum." Naruto warned. He could feel his ending approaching rapidly now.
"Inside, let's do it together." Dinah panted out, feeling her own release approaching too.
He began to thrust into her with wild abandon. Her moans increased in volume as she forced one of her nipples into his mouth.
After a few more seconds, Naruto saw Dinah throw her head back as she screamed, a sonic wave erupting from her wide open mouth and shattering his table and lights.
So that's what they meant by cry he thought nervously. He loved hearing women scream in pleasure. People like Sakura, Mei, and even Karui were among his favorites but this was something else.
They'd never shattered his table and lights. Dinah really was perfect.
The feeling of her constricting and slathering his dick with another helping of cream was enough to drive Naruto over the edge. With a roar, he erupted in her, shooting a torrent of semen into her womb.
They remained in their position for a minute, before Naruto finally withdrew himself from her. As he did, a steady stream of his seed and her fluids seeped out of her, staining his couch.
"Hope that wasn't expensive." Red Arrow quipped.
A panting Dinah turned to look at her phone which had fallen on the floor. Noting that Oliver hadn't hung up, she chuckled, ended the call and turned back to look at her panting lover.
"All things considered, I can say this was the wildest night I've had in a while," Dinah grinned at him toothily.
Naruto gave her an incredulous look. "Same, but you know you just painted a giant target on my back right?"
Dinah shrugged at him. "It's not like he can do anything to you in the watchtower. Batman doesn't allow personal issues to be brought up there. Worst case scenario, he's trying to jump you on the streets."
"You can make clones correct?" Ra's asked much to Batman's suspicion.
"Yup. So if he tries, it's more likely he'll get jumped." Naruto grinned.
Canary laughed at the mental image. "Don't think I've heard of someone getting jumped by one person before."
"First time I saw it was when I was a kid. I saw some guy getting stomped by four copies of one guy and I started thinking to myself, 'man…what did he do to make him that mad?'"
"I'd like to see him try," Naruto scoffed. "You're really not going back to him, right? You were pretty pissed last time also."
"After this? Nah." Dinah scoffed. "He can find someone else to get with who'll tolerate him moving like Zeus because that person isn't going to be me."
Naruto nodded, not knowing anything to say in response to that. After a few moments, he spoke again. "I know it's a bit out of place and at the wrong time, but would you mind if we hung out a bit more often?"
Dinah looked at him again. "Is that really your way of telling me you're finally ready for commitment?"
Naruto rolled his eyes. "I can't say I am, Dinah. To be honest, I wouldn't say I've ever felt love but what I have for you is probably the closest thing to love."
The blond wanted to curse the other him again. Who wouldn't want Dinah as a girlfriend? Yet here this man was still avoiding it.
Dinah chuckled. "Why? Because you find yourself wanting to have sex with me more than once?"
"No," Naruto shook his head. "It's because I want to be around you more. Even when we're not having sex."
Dinah stared at him. He really was shit at this romance stuff. She'd heard sex offers smoother than that.
After a while, she smiled. "I wouldn't be opposed to that."
Naruto smiled back at her. "Cool."
Dinah hummed. Naruto looked even more attractive when he was smiling. The image of his aroused face flashed in her mind and she felt herself getting heated up again "I hope you're not emptied out yet, because I'm ready to go again."
Naruto grinned at her. "Funny, because I was about to ask you the same thing."
"No please no more." Superman whispered to himself.
" Should we do it on the bed this time?"
"Nah, I was thinking about the kitchen."
"What about the shower?"
"Shower sex works for me too."
"Let's do this thing!"
Naruto grinned as he lifted Dinah like a sack and made for the shower, taking an additional enjoyment in hearing her laugh.
Yep, this woman was perfect.
"Shower sex isn't all it's chalked up to be." Naruto commented.
"I agree." Batman said much to everyone surprise. The man just smirked and didn't elaborate.
Before anyone could comment, the book disappeared and everyone minus Green Arrow was once again able to stand up. Canary pounced and grabbed Nauro by the arm, pulling him up with ease.
Ahead of them another door appeared, this one without and labels. It opened up to reveal a large bed that could easily fit six people.
"You said you'd help me right?" Canary asked innocently. "You promised."
"I did say that."
"Good." With another thought, Oliver disappeared and reappeared inside still stuck to the chair but facing the bed. His eyes were wide as he realized what was about to happen.
"I might be reading the room wrong but I fear they're going to make Green Arrow watch them have intercourse." Starfire pointed out.
"What gave you that idea?" Batman asked sarcastically. He hoped the room was sound proof. The book appeared in Superman's hands but he was unable to open it. They were stuck until the trip was done it seemed.
Diana stared at the door feeing both annoyance and envy. Dinah had the perfect excuse for doing what she was about to but her? She couldn't simply ask him to fuck. That wasn't like her.
Hopefully he would be able to go with them when this was done. From what she could tell he was a good man if a bit young. If he continued to check boxes in her mind, she wouldn't mind making a move.