A.N: So, I did get inspiration from the new chapter, which means you'll be getting something else than NikoSasha after all.
WARNING: Slight spoilers for the newest chapter, chapter 123.
Little Devils
"Haha, no way" Onyankopon laughed as Levi brought up the idea of Connie and Sasha trying to feed a carrot to a car. Yet not even a minute later, the duo was off to buy a carrot.
"They're buying a carrot!" he said in disbelief, following Levi who was already walking over to the two. The morons had to be stopped; they were already attracting unwanted attention as it was, but if people actually saw them try to feed a car… "I don't want to even think about it."
"Oy idiots, that thing doesn't eat" Levi pointed out, pulling Connie back by the back of his shirt as he tried to go over to the car. Connie and Sasha looked at the captain like he was an idiot, and Sasha was the one to voice it: "Captain, everything needs to eat."
"Everything living" Onyankopon pointed out "Cars are machines, just like the train you now have at home."
Onyankopon was careful to not say "Paradis", just in case. Connie and Sasha stared at him blankly and he stared back, raising an eyebrow. The duo looked at each other before grinning, turning their sheepish smiles to Onyankopon "Oops."
"Oops indeed" the man said "Please try to avoid doing anything that would attract too much attention."
"Sorry" the two chorused, but Onyankopon had a feeling that they'd do it anyway. Not on purpose, they weren't bad natured, but they were such airheads.
"Well, if a car won't be eating the carrot, then I'm gonna eat it" Sasha decided, reaching out for the carrot, but Connie held it away from her "Don't; let's eat something new instead. No need to fill ourselves with this."
"You're right!" Sasha said in delight "Hey Onyankopon, do you want to eat the carrot?"
"…Sure" he said, sweat dropping. In truth he just wanted to confiscate it just in case the two tried to feed it to a car anyway. He wouldn't put it past them. But well, aside from the unwanted attention, it wouldn't be so bad. They just wanted to feed and make friends with an unfamiliar animal "They're like a pair of kids…"
At least as long as those two tagged along, no one would even consider they were devils of Paradis. Not when there were a pair of childlike morons like those two with them.
"Are you gonna eat that carrot?" Levi asked, and Onyankopon realized he was still holding on to it.
"Nah" he said, dropping it. Levi eyed it, saying: "Sasha's going to kill you if she finds out you wasted it."
Onyankopon laughed, but then remembered that he'd laughed at what the captain had said earlier, too.
"You are joking, right?"