Omega: Get back here you Kyubi rip-off!

Faux: I'm sorry!

Omega: 'Sorry' isn't gonna fix my room!

Faux: I didn't know it was your room! Why was it just a white void full of training gear?!

Omega: That's my business!

Seishin: Gate Card open! Faux, over here!

Faux: Geronimo!

Omega: *sci-fi portal sound* No, you don't! *jumps*

Ohirume: … They just went to Trix's world, didn't they?

Seishin: Woo-hoo! Cameo dos!

I don't own Pokémon or Ben 10.

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Escape from Pokémon Park

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Soot stirred awake, "Ugh, my head."

She looked around and found herself on a beach. Pikachu and Clefairy were lying in the sand with three pokéballs next to them. Soot grimaced and ran over.

Soot shook mouse, "Pikachu, wake up!"

Pikachu opened his eyes slowly, "Soot?" he sat up and held his head, "What happened?"

Soot frowned, "I'll tell you after we get the others." She looked at the pokéballs and Fairy-type.

Pikachu followed her gaze and grimaced, "Clefairy!" He ran over and started shaking the pink Pokémon.

"Ah!" Clefairy jerked awake and butted heads with Pikachu. The pair fell back and held their foreheads.

Soot snickered before walking over to the pokéballs and opening them.

Squirtle, Charmander, and Squirtle appeared.

Pikachu stood back up and rubbed his head, "Are you guys alright?"

Squirtle laid on his back and gave a thumbs up, "I'm good."

Bulbasaur stood up and nodded, "Same."

Charmander looked around, "Where are we? Where's Ash?"

Soot frowned, "I don't know. We got separated." She looked into the forest, "For all we know, this could be an uncharted island."

Charmander frowned.

"Hey! Look over there!" Clefairy called out as she pointed towards the ocean.

Everyone looked and found a slowpoke laying on a rock.

Charmander's eyes lit up, "Maybe he's seen the others!"

Clefairy nodded and ran over to Slowpoke with Charmander.

Soot sweat dropped, "uh."

Clefairy smiled and waved at the other pink Pokémon, "Hi there!"

Charmander followed, "Could you tell us where we are, please? And if you've seen any humans around?"

Slowpoke just stared off into the distance. No response.

Clefairy tilted, "Hello?"

Charmander looked to her, "Maybe they can't hear us?"

"That's not the issue." Soot walked over and frowned, "This guy is a slowpoke. Most of them are naturally oblivious to the outside world. We aren't gonna get an answer out of him."

Slowpoke stood up and started walking backwards. He laid down again and stuck his tail in the water.

Clefairy blinked, "What's he doing?"

"Fishing for shellder, probably." Soot responded, "Slowpoke have a one of the most unique evolutions on earth. They evolve into slowbro by when a shellder bites their tail and slowking when a shellder bites their head while they're wearing a King's Rock."

Charmander tilted his head, "What happens to Shellder?"

Soot looked at Charmander, "It evolves with Slowpoke into a new form that can't be obtained otherwise. Despite how it sounds, it stays a shellder"

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*Team Rocket, minus Meowth

Jessie and James woke up screaming when a krabby pinched them. The pair recovered and stared at each other in surprise. They looked around.

"Could it be?" Jessie asked.

James followed, "Does this mean-"

They hugged, "We survived again!"

James blinked, "Wait, where's Meowth?!"

Jessie frowned, "Maybe Ekans can-" she reached for the pokéball and found nothing. She grimaced, "Ekans is gone!"

James reached behind his back and flinched, "Koffing too!"

Jessie sank to her knees, "What are we supposed to do?"

James frowned and looked around. His eyes widened and he pointed, "Look! A phone booth!"

Jessie looked up and stared in shock. She stood back and smiled, "Yes! We can call for help! How lucky can we get?!"

They hurried over and got inside.

James pulled out a change purse and frowned, "Uh, oh."

Jessie deadpanned, "Right, the fish." She started dialing, "No matter, we'll just call through collect."

James's eyes widened, "Wait Jessie, who are you calling?!"

Jessie smirked as she held up the phone, "Hello, Boss."

James grimaced.

The boss spoke, voice disguised again, "So, it appears you did survive the shipwreck."

"Of course." Jessie responded with a smile, "Now for the introduction. Prepare for-"

"Finish that sentence and I'm hanging up!" The boss threatened.

James flinched and snatched the phone away, "I'm sorry, sir! Please forgive us!"

The boss sighed, "Fine. I was actually expecting this call, anyway. There are a few things I need to ask you."

Jessie and James blinked in surprise.

"Um, what it is?" James asked.

"It's about that boy who ruined the mission. Ashton Satoshi Ketchum."

Jessie grimaced, "What about him?"

"We did some digging and found an old rumor about a 'Phantom Child.'" Jessie and James flinched. The boss continued, "I want you to tell me everything you know about the boy and his mightyena."

James stuttered, "W-why would you think we know anything about him?"

"The grunts say that you recognized the boy and I watched everything from the security cameras. You muttered something and told all of them to target the boy. You'd better have a reason for making such a move."

Jessie took the phone, "Um- w-well you see- we've run into him a lot during our missions; most of which he's ruined. We heard about the Phantom Child thing and have been trying to snatch it for you."

"Then why did you target the boy?" The boss asked accusingly.

Jessie continued, "We, um, thought we could use him to make the toughy- I mean, mightyena surrender."

James spoke up, "We think we can use her to lure out the real Phantom Pokémon!"

Jessie stared at James in shock. James frowned and shrugged.

The boss didn't respond.

Jessie frowned, "Um, boss?"

"Monitor the boy." The boss responded, "I expect regular reports. That is all."

Jessie blinked in surprise, "Yes sir." She put the phone back and glared at James, "What the heck was that?!"

James waved his hands, "I'm sorry Jessie, but we had to tell him something."

Jessie continued glaring, "Don't you remember James?!"

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*Undisclosed location

"If the Boss finds out the twerp is the Phantom Pokémon, he'll send all of Team Rocket after him and our promotions would be ruined! Not to mention we could get in trouble for lying to him, now!"

"I know, but we had to say something! And I wasn't lying; getting his dog would still lure out the twerp." James paused, "Wait, did we forget to ask for help?"

Giovanni hung up and stared at wall in front of him in shock.

He clenched his teeth, picked up the phone again, and started pressing buttons.

Recording deleted

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*Soot and others, Night

Soot and the others made their way through the forest with Charmander lighting the way.

Pikachu frowned, "I don't see Ash or the others anywhere."

Soot frowned too, "Those gyarados must have thrown us all around the island. Dad, Brock, and Misty could be anywhere."

Squirtle crossed his arms, "Something's kind of bugging me about that."

Bulbasaur looked at him, "What do you mean?"

Squirtle pointed at his wrist, "Well, that crazy watch thing Ash has. He's gotta have something in there that can track us down."

Soot considered this and shook her head, "Not if Brock and Misty are with him. Dad's still unsure about telling them and I doubt they'll let him out of their sight while we're all out here."

Pikachu looked at Soot, "But what about Pidgeotto or Butterfree? Couldn't they look instead?"

Soot frowned, "That depends. Pidgeotto said that the Pokémon here where massive, but she didn't really have a comparison. Dad might be worried they'll get hurt if he sends them to find us."

Charmander frowned, "You don't think that he-"

"Don't even finish that thought, Charmander." Soot responded calmly, "Dad would never abandon us." She smiled at him softly, "I know that for a fact."

Charmander smiled sadly, "Thanks. I just hope we find him soon."

"Alright, Pokémon, surrenda!"

Everyone flinched and looked at the source of the voice. Soot deadpanned when she saw Meowth. Koffing and Ekans were in the bushes behind him.

Soot grumbled, "What do you want, hairball?"

Meowth glared, "I'll show you who's a hairball." He pointed at the group, "Okay, guys, go get 'em!"

The Pokémon tensed and got into their fighting stances. They blinked in surprise when nothing happened.

"Huh?" Meowth turned to look at his Teammates' Pokémon, "Hey! I said go get 'em."

"You not Master!" Ekans responded.

"Not Master." Koffing followed.

Meowth grimaced, "What?! Ekans, you did what I said back with da Squirtle Squad, rememba?"

Ekans turned away, "Different! Master say to listen! I only obey Master!"

Koffing nodded, "Only Master."

Soot chuckled and sat down, "What do ya know? The Poison-types are loyal to a fault."

Meowth flinched and turned back towards the group. Five of the six Pokémon were glaring at him.

"Come on, how is dis fair?! I'm outnumbad six ta one!" Meowth turned towards the Poison-types, "Seriously, I could use some help!"

Ekans and Koffing turned away. Meowth groaned and hit the ground.

Soot frowned as her teammates approached the fallen cat and mumbled, "Crag." She spoke up, "Wait."

Clefairy blinked and looked at her, "What?"

Soot sighed, "Look, I don't like this either, but we need all the help we can get to find the others." She looked at the Poison-types, "You two; will you help us look if we promise to help you find your trainers?"

The Snake and Poison Gas Pokémon looked at her and nodded immediately.

Meowth's stared at them in shock, "What?! You'll listen to da enemy, but not me?!"

Soot glared, "It's because they care more about finding your teammates than fighting us." She sighed, "Can we just call a truce again? We're not going to get anywhere by fighting." He held out a paw.

Meowth groaned but shook the paw anyway, "Fine. But this ain't gonna last, mutt."

Soot frowned, "I don't expect it to." She looked up into the night sky, "It's late. We should go ahead and set up camp. Come on, we passed a clearing earlier." She started walking back the way they came. The other Pokémon followed.

Pikachu ran up beside Soot and looked at her in concern, "Are you sure we can trust them?"

Soot shook her head, "Not Meowth. But Ekans and Koffing are genuinely loyal to Jessie and James. They won't fight back if it means finding them."

They came up to the clearing, set up some sticks, and Charmander got a fire started.

Soot smiled at the lizard, "Nice work." She looked towards Bulbasaur, "Wanna help me pick some berries?"

Bulbasaur nodded, "Sure, let's go."

Soot started walking back into the woods with Bulbasaur next to her.

The other Pokémon sat around the fire and waited.

After a few minutes, Meowth spoke up, "Why do you all listen to dat muggy-ono anyway?"

Squirtle glared, "Don't insult Soot."

Clefairy nodded, "She's the only one of us who can find a way out of this."

Meowth raised a brow, "What da ya mean by dat?"

Pikachu glared, "It's none of your business. Just know that Ash leaves her in charge for a reason."

Meowth glared back, "Will you quit with da secrets?! With every other crazy ting about her, what else could be so special dat you can't tell us?!"

"It's creativity."

The Pokémon all looked to see Bulbasaur and Soot. Bulbasaur had his vines woven into a basket with a large assortment of berries.

Meowth blinked, "What?"

Soot frowned, "I'm creative, like a human. I can see things and come up with ideas that normal Pokémon can't."

Meowth stared, wide eyed, "H-how is dat possible?"

"One of the perks of being raised by a human from birth." Soot stated, matter-of-factly. She looked to the Seed Pokémon, "Go ahead and divvy out the fruit."

Bulbasaur nodded, "Okay."

Bulbasaur complied and the Pokémon all ate as they sat around the fire.

Charmander looked at Bulbasaur, "How did you do that thing with your vines?"

Bulbasaur swallowed, "I watched Melanie make baskets back at the village. Soot gave me the idea to weave my vines like that."

Pikachu smiled, "Nice. Be sure to remember that." He looked at Ekans, "What were you all doing out here, anyway?"

"Looking for Masters." Ekans responded sullenly.

"Masters gone." Koffing followed.

Clefairy frowned, "Us too. We're trying to find Ash."

Soot smiled softly, "I'm sure there looking for us too. We just have keeping looking."

Pikachu's eyes widened, "Wait, what if we end up where the others were while we're looking?! It would just take longer to find them!"

Soot shook her head, "Maybe, but not by that much. Don't forget that I'm a canine Pokémon. My sense of smell is probably the strongest among us. If we end up where one of the humans were, I can track them." 'Plus, dad could just track us the same way.'

She blinked and looked at the Poison-types, "Do you guys happen to have your pokéballs with you?"

Meowth's eyes widened, "Uh- gimme minute." He ran back into the woods. He returned a minute later, panting, and held up the balls, "Got em."

Soot snickered, "How about I carry them for you."

Meowth blinked and looked at her in surprise, "How?"

Pikachu sighed and walked over. He held out his paws, "Just hand them over." Meowth frowned but gave them to the mouse.

Pikachu walked over to Soot. She smirked and held out her right foreleg. Pikachu held the balls over it the leg and dropped them. The pokéballs disappeared into the limb.

Meowth and the Poison-types stared in shock, "What da?!"

Soot smirked, "Selective intangibility. I turned a portion of my leg instead of all of me." She held up her left foreleg, "I'm keeping ours in this one."

After a few more minutes, the group went to sleep.

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*Moments earlier, Highest Mountain peak on island

A zoroark laid against a large rock and tried to catch its breath. Unlike a normal zoroark, its leg structure resembled a Lucario's, it had hazel brown eyes, and its black fur was slightly darker than average. Their most notable feature was their black fox tail. Its shape and length resembled one from a Kanto ninetales.

"Thank Arceus *huff* I lost him." It said in a young male voice.

"You sure about that, Fox-thing?" said a deeper voice.

Zoroark flinched and turned around. He grimaced as he saw an Eighteen-year-old man with black hair and the same eyes as him.

He wore a metallic green, long-sleeve jacket with black lightning bolts stretching across the arms and abdomen, and a pair of eye symbols with yellow sclera and red pupils on the shoulders. He wore matching green jeans and black sneakers. He also had a raichu tail wrapped around his waist with the bolt acting as a buckle.

The teen glared and cracked his knuckles, "You're gonna pay for that, Ketchum."

Zoroark chuckled nervously, "C-come on, Omega. You wouldn't hurt yourself, would you?"

"Faux." Omega's glare deepened, "You do realize how I transform, right?"

"R-right. Well-" Faux glanced to the side and blinked in surprise. He looked at Omega, "Wait, do you know where we are?"

Omega continued glaring, "Trix's world, origin year 1998."

Faux shook his head, "No, this place specifically."

Omega rolled his eyes, "Faux, you freaking know I don't." He blinked, "Freak." He deadpanned, "Right, K and PG worlds."

Faux stood up, "Well then, you might like to know that this place is called Pokémon Land."

Omega pinched the bridge of his nose, "Of course it is. Do you seriously not think it's weird that most things in these worlds have the word 'Pokémon' in them?"

Faux glared, "I keep telling you, it's completely normal!" He stopped glaring, "And that's not what I meant. Pokémon Land is a tourist site filled with gigantic, robot Pokémon."

Omega gave an annoyed expression, "You're point?"

Faux smirked, "It's owned by Giovanni and turns up a lot of profit for Team Rocket."

Omega blinked in surprise and looked around, "So, we're on an island full of robotic Pokémon titans that funds an evil organization." His eyes narrowed, "Owned by a version of that monster." He looked back at Faux, "What's supposed to happen to this place?"

Faux smiled brightly, 'Yes!' "Ash and the others will accidentally destroy six of the robots in front of a crowd of tourists and I remember which ones. The destruction ruined the attraction and tore away a lot of funds from Team Rocket."

"So, as long as we don't target those six and mess with Trix's timeline, we'll have an island full of robots to hunt." Omega grinned maliciously, "And we'll even add on to this Giovanni's burden."

Faux nodded, "Exactly. The Pokémon are pikachu, charizard, kabutops-"

"Faux, you know I don't know what those are." Omega interrupted in an annoyed tone.

Faux frowned, "Right … Just, tell me when you notice one and I'll tell you if we can attack it."

Omega looked down to the forest and pointed, "What about that one?"

Faux followed his gaze and squinted, "It looks like a rhydon. That one isn't on the list."

Omega smirked, "Sounds good." His tail unwrapped from around his waist, "Omni, ODM."

"Understood, Satoshi." A high-pitched voice responded.

Omega's shoulders opened to reveal a pair of thin, but large, spools of metallic green cables with small grappling hooks. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of green sewing scissors. He flipped a switch and they grew to massive size. He pulled the blades apart; breaking the screw connecting them. The pieces of screw shattered into green threads and disappeared into Omega's fingertips.

He pointed a blade at the robo-rhydon; still smirking, "Alright, Faux. Let's hunt us a rhino." He frowned, "Poor choice of words." He jumped off the cliff.

Faux sighed in relief, "Thank Arceus." He jumped off the cliff too, "Aura Transmution! Ki!" He followed Omega from the air.

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*Later that night

Soot woke up as she felt something shaking her. She looked and found Meowth standing over her. She jumped in surprise, got on her feet, and glared, "You-"

Meowth covered her mouth with a paw, "Shh. I jus' wanna talk." He whispered.

Soot batted the paw away and whispered harshly, "Never do that again! And what do you mean 'talk'?"

Meowth frowned, "What da ya think I mean?" He walked into the bushes and motioned her to follow.

Soot looked over at the other Pokémon. All of them were still asleep; even Ekans and Koffing.

Soot looked towards the bush and sighed, 'This better not be a trap.' She walked into the bush to follow the cat.

She arrived at a smaller clearing and saw Meowth leaning against a tree. Soot looked around, scrutinizing the area, 'Doesn't seem like there are any traps.'

Soot sat down and glared, "What do you want to talk about?"

Meowth glared back, "What you said earlia. About how you became creative."

Soot nodded, "Like I said, I was raised by a human from birth."

"Quit lyin'." Meowth responded in an annoyed tone.

Soot raised a brow, "What?"

"You keep sayin' you were raised by a human." Meowth responded, "But we both know dat ain't true."

Soot's eyes narrowed, "What are you talking about? My dad's a human and he raised me."

Meowth clenched his teeth, "Quit tryin' ta deny it! We already know your pops is da Phantom Pokémon!"

Soot's eyes widened.

Meowth smirked, "See? Ya reaction says it all. Now how about da tru-" he was cut off as a Soot's claw implanted itself into the tree he was leaning against; an eighth of an inch from his head. He looked at the leg and stared in horror when he found that it wasn't attached to Soot. Meowth looked back at Soot; she was directly in front of his face with her eyes in Banette state.

"Where the Yvel did you hear that?!" Soot asked with a quiet fury.

Meowth stared in shock, "Y-your leg is-"

Soot glared, "Answer me!"

Meowth flinched, "I-it was just afta we lost at dat village place! Da braviary dat beat us had da same voice as da twoip! W-we looked him up and found out about you bein' da Phantom Child! We jus' put two and two togetha!"

Soot's eyes narrowed, "That's why you had those grunts target him isn't it?" Meowth nodded. Soot continued, "Who else knows about this theory of yours?"

"Only me, Jessie, and James. No one else knows."

Soot's eyes returned to normal, "Good." She reattached her leg and pulled it out of the tree.

Meowth blinked, "What? Dat's it?"

Soot glared, "You just said that no one else knows and that you came up with this theory shortly after the attack on Melanie's village. If you had any intention of telling someone, you would have done so by now."

Soot started walking back towards the campsite.

Meowth glared and ran over, "Hold it! You still haven't answad my question! How did you become creative if da twoip is a Pokémon?!"

Soot glared back, "My father and grandmother are humans. My mother was a Pokémon. You can believe whatever you want but it won't change the facts."

She disappeared into the bushes.

Meowth stared as she left, 'You can believe whatever you want but it won't change the facts. But then, what's the twerp?' his eyes widened, 'Wait, her mother 'was' a Pokémon?! What the Yvel is that supposed to mean?!'

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*Morning

The group of Pokémon continued their search.

"Ash, where are you?!" Pikachu called out.

"Dad, can you here us?!" Soot followed.

"Gone. Gone." Koffing complained.

Ekans looked at him, "We find them!"

Meowth remained mostly silent. He was still thinking about last night.

"Woah!" Charmander shouted as he looked ahead.

Everyone followed his gaze and flinched. Facing away from them was a gigantic blue turtle with cannons poking out of its shell.

Squirtle took a step back, "A blastoise?! But how did they get so big?!"

Soot gulped, "Now we know what Pidgeotto meant."

Clefairy looked at Soot, "Maybe they've seen Ash or the others."

Bulbasaur nudged Squirtle, "Try talking to them."

Squirtle flinched, "What?! Why me?!"

"You're from the same species." Bulbasaur responded, "He might listen."

Soot put a paw on Squirtle's shoulder, "We'll jump in if things go south."

Clefairy blinked, "South?"

"If something goes wrong." Pikachu told her.

Squirtle took a deep breath and nodded. He walked over to Blastoise and raised a paw, "Hey! Big guy! Can we talk for a bit?!"

Blastoise turned around and glared at him. As the large turtle moved, Soot heard something that made her eyes widened.

Squirtle laughed nervously, "Um- W-we're looking for our-"

"Squirtle, get out of there! Now!" Soot shouted.

Squirtle looked at her in surprise, "What?"

Squirtle frowned when he heard something click. He turned to see Blastoise pointing their cannons at him.

Blastoise! The turtle fired a stream of water at Squirtle.

Squirtle ran from the stream; towards the group. Everyone else joined in the escape.

They ended up in a large rocky valley. They all sat down or leaned on something to catch their breath.

Meowth glared at Soot, "What da heck was dat?! Why did you shout at it?!"

Pikachu looked at Soot and frowned, "I hate to agree with Meowth, but he has a point. Your shouting might have been what made Blastoise attack."

Soot caught her breath, "What did Blastoise say when it attacked?"

Squirtle raised a brow, "What do you mean? They didn't say-" he paused, and his eyes widened, "anything. I-I just heard him say 'Blastoise'!"

Everyone else's eyes widened in realization.

Soot nodded, "Yeah. That wasn't a Pokémon."

Charmander stared in shock, "What?! Then what was it?!"

Soot looked back, "It was a robot. When it moved, I heard gears turning and shifting metal. Its voice even had traces of static."

They felt the ground shaking and looked to see a giant venasaur walking through the valley. It walked by without noticing them.

Soot blinked in surprise, "And apparently, Blastoise isn't the only one."

Squirtle grimaced, "Seriously?! So, were stuck on an island full of giant-sized robots?!" He sat down and put a paw on his head, "Freaking Yvel! Things just keep getting worse!"

Soot shook her head and smirked, "No, this is good. Robot's mean that this island is not only inhabited, but under management of some kind. In other words-"

Pikachu smiled brightly, "There are other humans here! We can find a way off the island!"

Soot nodded, "After we find Dad and the others, we can look around for a base of operations and get help."

Bulbasaur frowned, "But what about the robots? Won't they attack us?"

Soot looked at the venasaur, "I don't think we have to worry that much. The blastoise only attacked after we got its attention. Plus, the venasaur walking by shows they either have terrible peripheral vision, or they aren't actively interested in us. If we stay low and avoid them, we should be fine."

Meowth stared at Soot, "You figuad all a dat out dat fast?"

Clefairy looked at him with a smirk, "Told ya so."

Soot started walking, "Come on. We need to keep looking. If you see a robot, don't hesitate to say something."

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*20 seconds later

"How did this even happen?!" Pikachu screamed as the group ran.

The group was being chased the robotic blastoise and a charizard.

"Jus' keep runnin'!" Meowth shouted.

"SOOT!"

Everyone looked to the left. Ash, Brock, Misty, Jessie, and James were up ahead in a mine cart. They were dragging a giant pikachu and kabutops by a long cable.

Soot smiled brightly, "DAD!"

"ASH!" Ash's other Pokémon cried out.

"MASTER!" Koffing and Ekans shouted.

"HELP!" Meowth screamed, "Stop da cart!"

"We can't!" Ash shouted. He pointed to the Rockets, "These two broke the brakes!"

Jessie glared, "Don't blame us! This thing's probably just old!"

"Ash, up ahead!" Misty shouted.

Ash looked ahead and grimaced, "Seriously?! Who puts a loop on a minecart track?!" his eyes widened, "Wait, that's it!"

He looked at Pokémon, "There's a loop up ahead! With any luck, we should end up next to each other! Be ready to jump!"

Soot looked ahead and stared in shock, "What?! Who puts a loop on a minecart track?!"

"Who cares?!" Meowth shouted, "Lets jus' hurry!"

Brock frowned, "Hold on tight!"

The humans ducked down as they approached the loop.

Jessie screamed in terror, "Stop the ride! Stop the ride! I want to get off!"

Still running, Soot watched the cart, 'At the rate their moving-' She smirked, 'This should work!'

The cart reached the end of the loop. Jessie was in a daze.

Ash looked to the Pokémon and held out a hand, "NOW!"

The Pokémon all leaped at the cart. Bulbasaur and Charmander were caught by Brock. Misty caught Squirtle. Jessie and James caught their respective Poison-types and cried happily. Pikachu, Clefairy, and Soot jumped Ash and knocked him down.

Ash sat up and hugged them tightly, "Thank Arceus, you're okay!"

The three hugged him back.

James frowned, "Wait, where's Meowth?!"

"Hey!" Jessie and James looked over the side and found Meowth hanging on to the rim of the cart, "Pull me in already!"

The duo grabbed the cat and pulled him in.

A crash in the distance caught everyone's attention. They turned to see the blastoise, venasaur, and charizard being dragged along with the pikachu and kabutops.

Soot stared in shock, "You have got to be kidding!"

"Could things get any worse?!" Misty cried out.

James watched the giants and answered, "Well, based on our recent run of luck, I would say the cable should snap."

Jessie followed, "That should happen abooouuut now."

Soot raised a brow and flinched when the cable snapped. The robots they were carrying tumbled and landed on a beach in a heap.

"Next," James continued, "we'll be hurdled into the air."

The cart came to a bump and flew off the track. Ash gave the trio a wary look.

Meowth went next, "Den, we'll probably crash inta somet'ing."

Soot looked ahead and grimaced, "ZAPDOS!"

Everyone looked at the approaching electric bird and screamed. They crashed through the wing and scattered nuts and bolts everywhere.

Brock looked around, "Huh. You were right, Ash, they are robots."

The damaged robot plummeted towards the others. Something glinting caught Ash's attention; making him look to the side.

Far off into the distance, he saw a giant hitmonchan throwing punches at a pair of flying … specks; one green and one white.

Hitmonchan punched at the green speck. Green responded by racing around and across the extended arm; slicing it as it moved. White flew around and shot green electricity at the robot; making it shake. Green swung back around and took the robot's head off. As the head fell to the ground, White glowed, turned black, and dropped to the ground; disappearing into the tree line. Then a tree coated in … black metal flew into the robot's chest and tore a gapping whole into it.

The entire scene went down in under 10 seconds.

Ash stared in shock as the robot fell to the earth, "What the-"

"And then, finally-" Jessie said, unknowingly cutting off Ash.

James followed, "We hit … the water."

The cart started falling towards the water.

"Afta a very, very long drooooop!" Meowth finished.

Ash snapped out of it and looked at Charmander. He grimaced, "Squirtle, freeze the water! NOW!"

Squirtle jumped in surprise and fired Ice Beam frantically. The water froze into a large, uneven circle. The cart crashed into the iceberg and shook the whole thing. Everyone groaned and laid on the ice.

Squirtle looked around and grinned, "Haha! I did it! I am awesome!"

Jessie glared at Ash, "The water landing would have been softer."

Ash didn't look at her, "We have a charmander with us and I don't have his pokéball with me. The water would have hurt him."

Soot blinked, "Oh, right." She stood up and walked over to Ash. She held out her left foreleg and three pokéballs fell out of it, "The starters were still in these when we found them."

Ash took them and pet her, "Thanks Soot."

Soot walked over to the tRio and held out her right leg. Two pokéballs fell out.

Jessie and James stared in confusion.

Soot rolled her eyes, "They belong to Koffing and Ekans."

She walked back over to Ash. The boy was surrounded by his other Pokémon with Brock and Misty next to him.

Soot sat down with a sighed, "What a day."

"No kidding." Ash pulled her into a one-armed hug and smiled, "I'm just happy you're safe." He pulled the other Pokémon into a group hug, "All of you."

Clefairy smiled sadly and hugged back, "I missed you, Ash."

"Me too." Charmander followed.

Bulbasaur nuzzled him, "Yeah."

Squirtle was still smirking, "Yeah yeah, whatever. Did you see that Ice Beam?!"

Pikachu looked at Squirtle with a deadpanned expression, "Really?"

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Pokémon Land!"

Everyone jumped and turned to see a gyarados themed boat sail by. There was a woman with a microphone speaking in front of the passengers.

"Here, you'll see various Pokémon at over ten times their natural size. Of course, the Pokémon are all mechanical. So, don't worry, it's very safe."

"SAFE?!" Soot shouted, catching passengers' attention, "We've been stuck on this island for over a freaking day and these things have done nothing but chase and attack us! How is that 'safe'?!"

The tourists started muttering, "Did that Pokémon just talk?" "Is this part of the attraction?" "What does it mean they were attacked?"

The tour guide blinked and flinched upon noticing the pile of destroyed robots, "What happened to the robots?!"

Ash groaned and fell onto his back, "We need a vacation."

Soot sighed, "At least we found a way off the island."

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*Faux and Omega

"Well, that was fun." Faux said with a smirk.

The Illusion Fox Pokémon sat on a gigantic severed beedrill head with wires and jagged metal poking out everywhere. Technically, he was sitting on a floating rock above the robotic head.

Omega kicked a piece of sandslash spike and smirked, "Agreed."

He looked over at the pile of robotic sandslash. It sat in the ashes of what used to be the rest of the beedrill. All of the remaining metal was either cut, torn, melted, or just randomly bent.

Omega grinned, "This'll set that *word_too_horrible_to_'censor'_safely* back by decades."

Faux frowned, "Dude, you know there are some worlds were he's our dad, right?"

Omega looked up at the fox, "I know, but it doesn't change how I feel about that son of a glitch." 'Seriously?! Glitch?!' "Besides, who said I was talking about his mother?"

Faux grimaced, "Okay, ew." He jumped down from the rock, landed on the ground, and put his paws together, "Aura."

Faux jumped when the rock smashed into the ground behind him. His ears drooped, "I need to stop doing that." he looked at Omega, "Should we head back?"

Omega shrugged, "Might as well. You still need to fix my room."

Faux flinched, "What?!"

Omega glared, "Did honestly think I'd forgotten about that?" he reached around and grabbed Faux by the mane, "You're on cleaning duty."

Omega waved his other hand in front of them. A hole with a grid like pattern appeared. Omega walked through the portal as he dragged the zoroark.

The fox grumbled, "Lousy dimension walker."

The teen glared, "Ancestral inherent hairball."

Faux pouted as the hole closed.

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Omega: Keep cleaning!

Faux: *whimpers* Can't you just send me to otherworld again?

Seishin: You're not Goku! Death shouldn't be an escape route!

Omega: Seishin, why are you helping?

Ohirume: It's his punishment for sending Faux into the chapter.

Seishin: What about Omega?! He opened a portal too!

Ohirume: Omega knows how to keep from messing with a storyline. If he hadn't gone, things would have gone psycho, FAST!