Ohirume: Hey readers. Turns out writer's block is a real pain in the neck. I'm not canceling or anything of the sort, I'm just changing the update time from once every five days to every Sunday.

Omega: Unbelievable. You already did this on the June 4thchapter. What's next, once a month?!

Ohirume: Come on! That's not fair!

Seishin: Sorry, but I've gotta agree with the not-so-jolly green guy, Robby-boy. This is kind of messed up.

Ohirume: *groan* What do you expect me to do?! You guys aren't easy to imagine, y'know!

Omega: … You do realize what you just said, right?

Yugo: Guys, cut him some slack. He is doing this omake as an apology.

Ohirume: Thank you! As Yugo said: I'm posting this omake to apologize for the upcoming delay. Please enjoy.

Faux: Oh wait! This is-

I don't own Pokémon or Ben 10.

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Pokémon Land Omake – Faux and Omega point of view

*Warning: TONS of robotic violence ahead. But, they're robots, so hopefully that makes it better

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A zoroark laid against a large rock and tried to catch its breath. Unlike a normal zoroark, its leg structure resembled a Lucario's, it had hazel brown eyes, and its black fur was slightly darker than average. Their most notable feature was their black fox tail. Its shape and length resembled one from a Kanto ninetales.

"Thank Arceus *huff* I lost him." It said in a young male voice.

"You sure about that, Fox-thing?" said a deeper voice.

Zoroark flinched and turned around. He grimaced as he saw an Eighteen-year-old man with black hair and the same eyes as him.

He wore a metallic green, long-sleeve jacket with black lightning bolts stretching across the arms and abdomen, and a pair of eye symbols with yellow sclera and red pupils on the shoulders. He wore matching green jeans and black sneakers. He also had a raichu tail wrapped around his waist with the bolt acting as a buckle.

The teen glared and cracked his knuckles, "You're gonna pay for that, Ketchum."

Zoroark chuckled nervously, "C-come on, Omega. You wouldn't hurt yourself, would you?"

"Faux." Omega's glare deepened, "You do realize how I transform, right?"

"R-right. Well-" Faux glanced to the side and blinked in surprise. He looked at Omega, "Wait, do you know where we are?"

Omega continued glaring, "Trix's world, origin year 1998."

Faux shook his head, "No, this place specifically."

Omega rolled his eyes, "Faux, you freaking know I don't." He blinked, "Freak." He deadpanned, "Right, K and PG worlds."

Faux stood up, "Well then, you might like to know that this place is called Pokémon Land."

Omega pinched the bridge of his nose, "Of course it is. Do you seriously not think it's weird that most things in these worlds have the word 'Pokémon' in them?"

Faux glared, "I keep telling you, it's completely normal!" He stopped glaring, "And that's not what I meant. Pokémon Land is a tourist site filled with gigantic, robot Pokémon."

Omega gave an annoyed expression, "You're point?"

Faux smirked, "It's owned by Giovanni and turns up a lot of profit for Team Rocket."

Omega blinked in surprise and looked around, "So, we're on an island full of robotic Pokémon titans that funds an evil organization." His eyes narrowed, "Owned by a version of that monster." He looked back at Faux, "What's supposed to happen to this place?"

Faux smiled brightly, 'Yes!' "Ash and the others will accidentally destroy six of the robots in front of a crowd of tourists and I remember which ones. The destruction ruined the attraction and tore away a lot of funds from Team Rocket."

"So, as long as we don't target those six and mess with Trix's timeline, we'll have an island full of robots to hunt." Omega grinned maliciously, "And we'll even add on to this Giovanni's burden."

Faux nodded, "Exactly. The Pokémon are pikachu, charizard, kabutops-"

"Faux, you know I don't know what those are." Omega interrupted in an annoyed tone.

Faux frowned, "Right … Just, tell me when you notice one and I'll tell you if we can attack it."

Omega looked down to the forest and pointed, "What about that one?"

Faux followed his gaze and squinted, "It looks like a rhydon. That one isn't on the list."

Omega smirked, "Sounds good." His tail unwrapped from around his waist, "Omni, ODM."

"Understood, Satoshi." A high-pitched voice responded.

Omega's shoulders opened to reveal a pair of thin, but large, spools of metallic green cables with small grappling hooks. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of green sewing scissors. He flipped a switch and they grew to massive size. He pulled the blades apart; breaking the screw connecting them. The pieces of screw shattered into green threads and disappeared into Omega's fingertips.

He pointed a blade at the robo-rhydon; still smirking, "Alright, Faux. Let's hunt us a rhino." He frowned, "Poor choice of words." He jumped off the cliff.

Faux sighed in relief, "Thank Arceus." He jumped off the cliff too, "Aura Transmution! Ki!" He followed Omega from the air.

Omega fell towards the ground at an alarming rate; wind rushing past him. Once he was near the tree line, one of the grapplers aimed and fired into a tree. Reeling in fast, he skidded across the ground and jumped back into the air. He backflipped before firing into another tree. Steadying himself; he sailed through the forest at high speed. Grappling onto the trees with pinpoint accuracy.

"Flashy as ever, I see."

Omega glanced to the side to see Faux floating next to him at the same speed. The zoroark was on his back in a lounging position.

"Ki right off the bat?" Omega said with a smirk, "Are trying to ruin the fun?"

Faux chuckled and turned over in the air, "Nah. It's just the easiest way to get around." He put a paw to his chin, "I'm thinking Chi for this one. Make it ironic."

Omega rolled his eyes, "Faux, it's a robot. You may be able to Earthbend, but I know you haven't cracked Metal yet."

"No, it's because-" Faux sighed, "Forget it. We're almost there anyway."

The pair looked ahead. The fake rhydon was approaching fast.

Faux stopped in the air and fell to the ground. He clenched his claws into fists and put them together, "Aura Transmution! Chi!"

Faux skid to a halt in front of the rhydon. He stomped the ground, brought up his paws, and clapped them together.

Rhydon took another step right as the ground shot up and clamped on to its leg like a beartrap; severing the mechanical limb. The robot fumbled and was forced to take a knee on the stump.

Omega smirked, "Not bad." He shot a grappler at the robot's shoulder.

The man reeled himself towards the robot's left arm and held his blades at his sides. He reached the arm and spun like a saw blade. He rode along and around the arm; shredding it.

He moved to the head and dug the blades into the back of the neck and tore a large hunk of metal out of it.

Omega swung around and landed next to Faux.

The zoroark sweat dropped, "You know that isn't an actual titan, right?"

"Ya never know, Fox-thing." Omega responded with a shrug, "They might have a coincidental weak point."

Faux raised a brow, "Wouldn't that be a little too convenient?"

Omega looked at Faux with a deadpanned expression.

"Fair point." The talking fox responded. He looked back at the rhino, "So, do you wanna finish it off, or should I?"

Omega started stretching, "I'll do it. I could use a warmup, anyway."

He stopped stretching and brought his blades to his sides again; one in a reverse grip. He shot at the robot's still attached leg and pulled himself towards it.

Faux watched as Omega tore away at the robot. He shivered and put a claw to his throat, "Right in the esophagus."

Faux perked up and put a paw to his mouth, "Hey, be careful! The horn probably-" He was cut off by the sound of metal being torn apart. "Never mind!"

He flinched and ducked as a gigantic tooth flew over him.

Omega walked away from the pile of shredded robot, "Well, that was a good work out."

Faux chuckled, "So, how should we try to find the next-"

"AH!"

The duo turned to see Jessie and James running towards them; screaming at the top of their lungs. The humans ran past without noticing them.

Faux blinked, "What the? Team Rocket?"

Omega raised a brow, "Those idiots that chased you four around for over half a decade?"

A static filled caw rang out from where the pair came from. Faux and Omega turned towards the source and found a giant flamethrower approaching them.

Faux's eyes widened, "Uh-oh."

Omega rolled his eyes, "Oh, please." He held out his hands, "Omni, Cross Tail!"

The backs of his hands opened to reveal small spools filled with green thread. Metal claws appeared at his fingertips.

The spools spun and thread started spewing from Omega's fingertips. The threads started weaving into a large green dome around the pair. The flamethrower struck and engulfed them.

The flames subsided to reveal the dome unscathed. It burst back into thread and retracted back into Omega's fingertips.

Omega looked over his hands and smirked, 'Kiseijuu Life Fibers. By far, Omni's best idea.'

Faux looked towards the source of the flames and blinked in surprise, "Huh. They have a moltres too."

Omega looked at the fox with a raised brow, "What do you mean by that?"

"Well, I knew they had a zapdos. It's one of the six robots we can't go after." Faux put a claw to his chin, "I wonder if they have an articuno, too."

Omega deadpanned, "Articuno, zapdos, and moltres? They're names are seriously one, two, and three in Spanish?"

Faux raised a brow, "Spanish?"

"Another human language." Omega responded in an annoyed tone.

Faux eyes widened, "What?! But I thought it was just English, Japanese, and French! How many languages are there?!"

Omega sighed in annoyance, "Thousands."

He held out both hands and the spools in his hands started spinning again. The threads weaved into a pair of giant spears. He threw them through the moltres's head and 'heart.' The robot's eyes went dark and it plummeted to the ground.

Faux stared in shock, "I'm sorry, THOUSANDS?!" The robot crashed into the rhydon's remains and kicked up dust in all directions. Faux ignored that, "Wha- Why?! I mean, how could there be that many human languages?!"

"Mostly conflict, stubborn cultures, and/or a lack of communication." Omega said with a somber expression, "Not every world can be as peaceful and accepting as yours, Foxer."

Faux frowned and rubbed the back of his neck, "Right. Sorry." He looked at the destroyed moltres and smiled softly, "Nice shot."

Omega looked at the robot and smirked, "Thanks. Dissecting the first one told me a lot about these things." He looked back at Faux, "You wanna finish this one off? It's only fair."

Faux smirked, "With pleasure." He put his paws together with the middle claws pointing upwards and pressing against each other, "Aura Transmution! Chakra!"

Faux walked forward and went through a series of hand signs, "Fire Style: Dragon Flame Bomb!" He took in a deep breath and blew a massive stream of fire; engulfing the robots.

Faux stopped after about a minute and tried to catch his breath. He looked up and smirked when he saw the machines reduced to a pile of molten steel.

Omega smirked, "Nice." He looked around, "So, where too next?"

Faux was still panting, "Gimme *huff* a minute."

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**Time Skip**

Persian brought out it's claws, pounced at Arcanine, and tore into dog's body. The dog retaliated by launching a massive flamethrower at the cat. Persian became engulfed by the attack. The flames stopped to reveal the persian covered in burns. It tried to take a step forward but fumbled. Arcanine capitalized and jumped onto the cat. It bit down on one of its legs and tore the limb from Persian's body. Arcanine continued tearing away at its opponent; throwing gears and wires everywhere.

"Gotta admit, your hacking abilities never cease to amaze." Faux said as he watched the carnage.

Omega shrugged, "Eh, I can't take all the credit. Not a lot of machines can stand up to an upgraded Alaya Vijnana."

The persian's head crashed down in front of them. One of the eyes were shattered.

Faux pouted, "Ah man."

Omega smirked, "Looks like I win."

The fox sighed, "Aura Transmution. Ki." Faux raised a paw and fired a blast of yellow energy at the Arcanine robot's head. The headless body fell to its side.

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**Time Skip**

The pair was near the top of a tall tree. Omega weaved a pair of binoculars -Faux provided the lenses- and was doing recon. Faux was lying on a branch and eating from a basket of fruit.

Faux held a Sitrus berry up to Omega, "Want one?"

Omega looked at the fruit and raised a brow, "What's wrong with that pear?"

Faux blinked, "It's not a pear. It's a Sitrus berry."

Omega rolled his eyes, "Right." He held out a hand, "Fine, gimme the lemon."

"It's not a-" Faux sighed and put the berry in his hand, "Here."

Omega went back to looking through the binoculars and bit into the berry. He frowned, "Some citrus." He said sarcastically, "It's not even that sour."

Faux groaned and went back to eating.

After about a minute-

"Found one." Omega called out.

"Really?!" Faux asked in an excited tone, "What is it?!"

Omega refocused the binoculars, "It looks like an orange dragon with a flame at the end of its tail."

Faux groaned, 'Freaking Yvel.' "That's a charizard and one of the six. And, for the record, they aren't Dragon-types."

"Seriously?" Omega looked at the fox with a raised a brow, "That thing looks pretty dragonic."

Faux shrugged, "Well, they are from the Dragon egg group."

Omega deadpanned before he started looking again.

After another minute, he spoke up again, "Bingo."

Faux perked up, "What is it?"

"Sea serpent. Big, blue, and looks like it's perpetually shouting."

Faux's eyes lit up, "A gyarados?! Alright!"

Omega removed the binoculars in surprise, "Wait. Gyarados?" He groaned, "Son of a- Let me guess, there's a Gyara-uno and Gyara-tres too."

Faux stared at Omega in confusion, "What? No. Why would you think- what?"

Omega sighed, "Forget it."

He squeezed the binoculars, causing them to burst and the strings to retract into his fingers again. The lenses fell to the ground and shattered into purple sparks that faded out of existence.

Omega jumped down from the tree and started grappling towards the Water-type.

"Aura Transmution! Ki!" Faux followed from the air again.

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*Robo-gyarados

Faux and Omega stood in front of the fake gyarados. It was currently trying to slither into a cliffside.

Omega sweat dropped, "This one's probably glitching. Tag teaming it might be unnecessary."

Faux reached into his mane and pulled out twenty playing cards, "We could play Raijinhai. Winner fights the robot."

"Sure." Omega reached into his pocket and pulled out a white cylinder with rounded ends and button on top, "But, let's go with the regular version."

Omega pressed the trigger and tossed it. A two-person table appeared in a cloud of smoke. On the table stood a decorated box with an inch-wide slit running through the middle of it and a pair of drawers on either side.

Faux shrugged and put the cards back into his mane. He snapped his claws and his eyes flashed purple. A pair of chairs with armrests appeared in a burst of red and black flames.

The pair sat down across from each other and opened the drawers on their side. Omega flipped a switch and a divider popped up in the center of the table to hide their opponent's side.

Omega took a small statue-like figure from his compartment and placed it on a red circle, "Ready."

"Hm." Faux selected and placed his piece, "Ready."

Omega flipped a switch and the divider folded back down. Omega's side had a man holding a Short sword without a guard and Faux's had a figure balancing on one leg; holding a red lightning bolt.

Omega looked at Faux with a deadpanned expression, "Really? Indra on your first move?"

Faux sweat dropped, "I thought you would use your King. Still, Raijin Indra defeats Shogun."

Omega rolled his eyes, "Doesn't mean you get to use it again." The pair removed their pieces from the board and placed them on the table.

They each selected their next piece and the divider moved again. Omega revealed a figure holding a gold scepter and Faux revealed his Shogun.

"King defeats Shogun." Omega said as he returned his King to the drawer. Faux sighed and placed his piece to the side.

Both sides revealed a figure resembling an elephant. "Elephants tie." Faux and Omega said before placing their pieces to the side.

Omega revealed his King again and Faux revealed a horse-riding figure, wielding a spear. "King defeats Cavalry." Omega said as he retrieved the King. Faux frowned and placed his Cavalry to the side.

Faux revealed a figure with a hand behind it's back and wielding a dagger, and Omega revealed a feminine figure holding a green cloth.

"Yes! Soldier defeats Queen!" Faux cheered as he returned the Soldier to the drawer.

Omega sighed and placed his Queen to the side.

Omega selected his piece. Faux thought for a bit and smirked before selecting one.

Omega's eyes narrowed as he put back his Raijin Indra, "I've changed my mind." He selected his King, "I'll pick this, instead."

Faux shrugged, "Alright. I'll keep."

The divider folded down: Faux's side had his Queen.

Omega blinked in surprise and groaned, "Crag."

Faux smirked and shot up a fist, "Alright! Queen defeats King! I win!" He stood back up and started walking towards the robot, "I'll make it fast." He stood next to the malfunctioning robot, did an eccentric pose, and took a deep, steady breath, "Aura Transmution! Hamon!"

Faux's arms lit up with electric-looking energy. He slammed a paw onto the robot's side. The 'electricity' ran all across the robot. The gyarados didn't seem to notice and continued slithering aimlessly.

Faux pulled back and made his way back over to Omega. Faux sat back down to look at the robot.

Omega raised a brow, "Hamon doesn't manipulate metal."

Faux smirked, "No. But it can control water."

Gyarados stopped trying to slither into the cliff and began fidgeting violently. Water rapidly sprayed out of the robot's eyes and mouth and began moving around the robot; encasing it in water. The water started compressing the body into a ball of twisted metal. The water stopped moving and splashed onto the ground. The twisted ball slammed into the ground in front of them.

"Geez." Omega grimaced, "That was … relatively graphic."

Faux looked at him with a smirk, "More graphic than the cat and dog fight?"

Omega chuckled, "Fair enough. They are just robots, anyway." Omega looked back at the fox, "How did you know there was that much water in that thing?"

Faux shrugged, "Gyarados are Water-types. After seeing the moltres and arcanine breath fire, it would make sense that the Water-type would be able to shoot water."

"Makes as much sense as anything else here." Omega looked back at the ball, "I'm guessing the other type is Dragon?"

"Nope. Flying."

Omega groaned, "These worlds need to get their facts straight."

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**Time Skip**

"Nine wands!" Faux yelled out as his eyes flashed purple again. Eight tails -identical to his real one- appeared in a burst of flames behind him.

Omega looked over at the robotic ninetales from behind a tree, "This is where you got the idea for your stand-illusion-thing? I honestly thought Rob ripped off kyubi."

Faux glared at him, "Hey, I got this way before all that multiverse nonsense and ninetales has nothing to do with it! It's just a coincidence!"

Omega gave him a sly smirk, "You sure about that?"

Faux was about to argue but couldn't think of anything. He groaned, "Shut up."

Omega snickered, "Well, if you're going old school, I might as well too." He held a fist up to his face "Understand, Omni?"

An eye appeared on his fist and looked at him, "Loud and clear, Satoshi." The eye closed and faded.

Omega reconnected, shrank, and pocketed his scissors as his shoulders closed around the spools and his Teigu disappeared into his hands. He kicked off his shoes as his arms and legs started warping.

His left arm was now three long tentacles with curved blades at the end, his right arm had drastically increased in muscle mass and had short curving claws on his fingertips, and his legs had taken a shape that partially resembled a velociraptor's legs.

Faux stared at him, "Seriously. How does that not hurt?"

Omega rolled his eyes and looked around. He found an alakazam in the distance and picked up a rock the size of a baseball, "You take blond Kurama. I'll handle the two-spooned, Simpsons geezer."

Faux looked at the robotic Psi Pokémon, "That's an alakazam."

Omega snickered, "Yeah right. Let me guess, there's an abracadabra too."

Faux nodded, "Yeah. Abra evolves into kadabra and kadabra evolves into alakazam."

Omega laughed hysterically.

Faux stared at the man in confusion, "What are you laughing about?"

Omega's laughter died down, "Wait … you're serious?" He stared at the fox in shock, "Faux, I was joking."

Faux raised a brow, "Really? What was the joke?"

Omega blinked and deadpanned, "Just take down the vixen."

Omega pulled back his right arm and threw the rock towards the alakazam. The rock tore through the alakazam's head and flew out the other side. The robot's eyes darkened, and it stopped dead in its tracks. Omega ran off towards the frozen machine; kicking up a large cloud of dust.

Faux stared in confusion as the man disappeared, "Okay?"

Faux snapped and his fake tails stretched out towards the other fox. The tails punctured the robot's … everything and weaved throughout its body; piercing inward and out as if the machine was made of paper. After a minute, the tails spread out in random jerking motions. Torn metal and wires flew around in all directions and littered the ground.

Faux watched with a bored expression.

He looked over at the alakazam and saw Omega dig a blade into the robot's face, swing up to the head, and punch it clean off the robot's shoulders. Before the head got too far away, Omega ripped off a part of the moustache and shish kebabbed the torso with it.

Faux pouted as he looked at heap that was once his target, "Why didn't I think of that?!"

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*Morning

Omega hung from a tree, upside down, by his tail, "Got anything?!"

This time, Faux was on recon. He looked through a telescope, "Not yet. Looks like there's a lot less- Strike that! Found one! It's a hitmonchan!"

Omega swung around to stand on the branch and smirked, "About time."

Faux snapped the telescope in half; it disappeared in a flash of purple sparks. The pair was about to move until they heard another static filled caw above them. They looked up to see a large blue bird.

"Huh." Omega said, "Found the articuno."

Faux looked at him with a raised brow, "I thought you didn't know Pokémon."

"I don't." Omega pulled a red device out of his pocket and held it up, "But I know how to look up a picture."

Faux blinked in surprise, "Wait, since when did you have a-" his eyes widened. The fox shoved a paw into his mane and started feeling around. He looked at Omega in shock, "You pickpocketed my Pokédex?!"

Omega rolled his eyes, "You know well enough that I'm giving it back."

Faux glared and snatched the device, "That doesn't change the fact that you don't steal a trainer's license!"

Omega sighed, "Yeah, yeah, whatever. Are you gonna take down the bird, or what?"

Faux grumbled, "Fine." He put the Pokédex into his mane, felt around again, and pulled out a large book.

Faux held it in front of him, "Aura Transmution! Mana!" The book started glowing light blue and levitating in front of him. It opened and the pages started flipping on their own.

The fox smirked when the pages stopped. He held a paw up towards the fake Ice-type, "Frost Magic! Icicle Cascade!"

Four large spears of ice appeared around Faux and fired up towards the robot. This process repeated seven times.

Articuno crashed into the ground; filled with the icicles.

Faux snickered and closed the book, "Aura." The icicles shattered into nothing; leaving the robot full of holes.

"Hah!" Omega laughed before he turned around, "Come on, let's get the hitmon-whatever."

Faux raised a claw, "Hold on. One more thing."

The held a paw out in front of him, "Link Attack!" An Aura Sphere on a top of a charged Night Daze appeared in his paw, "Night Sphere!" He ran towards the drowned robot and held the attack at his side, "Impact!" He drove the combined attack into the machine.

The attack exploded and scattered parts of the machine everywhere. Faux walked back over calmly; paws behind his head, "Okay, now we can go."

Omega sighed, "And he called me flashy."

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*Robot hitmonchan

"Aura Transmution! Ecto!" A pair of red rings appeared around Faux's waist. They split and traveled up and down the fox; changing his color scheme.

The rings faded. Faux's fur was now white like snow, his mane and claws were light blue, and his eye was red. His right leg arm was now missing from the knee down, his right eye was covered by an eyepatch, and his left arm was completely gone. He held a three clawed, skeletal forearm made of metal in his right claw.

Omega looked up at the hitmonchan robot, "So, this one is a ghost?"

"No." Faux responded; a slight echo in his voice, "But we haven't seen a Ghost-type since we got here, and I wanted to use this."

Faux lifted off the ground and shot towards the fake Fighting-type. Omega grappled onto the robot's waist and followed.

Omega swung around to face the robot. The hitmonchan threw a left hook towards Omega. The man responded by spinning along and across the arm. He shredded the limb with his scissors and jumped off the shoulder, right before it fell off.

Faux flew around the robot. He clutched his skeletal arm and it lit up with green electricity. He pointed it at the robot and fired. The robot twitched violently as the electricity coursed through it.

Omega grappled onto the back of the neck. He reconnected the scissors, sewing a new screw, and held them out of his side by one of the blades. The scissors shifted and folded together into a giant mechanical scythe. He reeled in towards the robot and swung the at the neck; decapitating the machine.

Faux smirked, "Aura Transmution! Haki!" The rings reappeared and reverted him to his natural color scheme. As he fell to the ground, his real eye started to glow purple. His right leg and eye reappeared in a burst of red and black flames; the latter covering the eyepatch. He held the metal arm near his left shoulder and a new arm appeared around the skeletal one; in the same fashion.

Faux landed on the ground in a crouch. He grabbed onto a tree with his left arm, tore it out of the ground, touched it with his right arm, and coated the tree in black metal-looking substance. He swung and threw the tree into the robot's chest; tearing a gaping hole into it.

The headless robot fell back and crashed into the ground.

Faux looked around for a bit and found a giant beedrill and sandslash in the distance. They were moving away from them.

When he landed next to him, Faux looked at Omega with a smirk, "Two more?"

Omega looked at the robots and shrugged, "Why not."

Faux smirked, reached into his mane, and pulled out a silver three-edged dagger, "Aura Transmution! Grace!"

Faux's pupils started to glow bright blue as he became enveloped in light. When the light faded, Faux wore a large brown trench coat and his face appeared to be frozen in a stoic expression.

Omega pinched the bridge of his nose, "Faux, for the last time; the overcoat has nothing to do Grace."

Faux groaned and rolled his eyes. He snapped his claws and the coat shattered in a flash of purple sparks.

Faux looked at Omega; annoyed, "You couldn't have just let me have a little fun?"

"Not if it means mocking an old friend." Omega reached back and pulled out a dagger identical to Faux's, "Look, how I make it up to you and let you borrow my-" Omega blinked in surprise as he heard flapping and looked over at where the fox used to be, "Faux?"

He looked over at the beedrill in time to see all but its head disintegrate. As the head fell to the ground, countless rocks shot up and tore into it.

Omega sweat dropped, "I guess I'll take the hedgehog." He put the blade away, grappled onto a tree, and swung towards his target.

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**Time Skip**

"Well, that was fun." Faux said with a smirk.

The Illusion Fox Pokémon sat on a gigantic severed beedrill head with wires and jagged metal poking out everywhere. Technically, he was sitting on a floating rock above the robotic head.

Omega kicked a piece of sandslash spike and smirked, "Agreed."

He looked over at the pile of robotic sandslash. It sat in the ashes of what used to be the rest of the beedrill. All of the remaining metal was either cut, torn, melted, or just randomly bent.

Omega grinned, "This'll set that *word_too_horrible_to_'censor'_safely* back by decades."

Faux frowned, "Dude, you know there are some worlds were he's our dad, right?"

Omega looked up at the fox, "I know, but it doesn't change how I feel about that son of a glitch." 'Seriously?! Glitch?!' "Besides, who said I was talking about his mother?"

Faux grimaced, "Okay, ew." He jumped down from the rock, landed on the ground, and put his paws together, "Aura."

Faux jumped when the rock smashed into the ground behind him. His ears drooped, "I need to stop doing that." he looked at Omega, "Should we head back?"

Omega shrugged, "Might as well. You still need to fix my room."

Faux flinched, "What?!"

Omega glared, "Did honestly think I'd forgotten about that?" he reached around and grabbed Faux by the mane, "You're on cleaning duty."

Omega waved his other hand in front of them. A hole with a grid like pattern appeared. Omega walked through the portal as he dragged the zoroark.

The fox grumbled, "Lousy dimension walker."

The teen glared, "Ancestral inherent hairball."

Faux pouted as the hole closed.

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Faux: *smile* Good times.

Omega: *wicked smirk* Yeah. Wish I could have seen the look on Giovanni's face when he found out.

Faux: *chuckle* Yeah, especially the Persian.

Gem: *pouts* Why couldn't I join in? I know how to fight.

Omega: You couldn't have brought your mouse with you.

Gem: Understood.

Seishin: Alright, now for the comment respo-

Ohirume: I'm afraid not, Yukiro. We're saving that for Labor Day.

Yugo: Geez.

Ohirume: Sorry Yugo. I hope you all enjoyed the omake and the next chapter will be up on Sunday.

Yugo: See ya next time.

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Ohirume: One more thing – disclaimers for everything Faux and Omega had or did.

I don't own Attack on Titan, Kill La Kill, Parasyte: The Maxim, Hunter X Hunter, Dragon Ball (Z/GT/Super), Avatar: The Last Airbender/The Legend of Korra, Akame Ga Kill, Naruto (Shippuden)/Boruto, Gundam (Iron Blooded Orphans), Yu-Gi-Oh! (Season 0/Toei Anime), Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Black Clover, Danny Phantom, RWBY, One Piece, or Supernatural.

Omega: I just- wow.

Faux: … I-I knew we had a lot, but this- This is just-

Ohirume: *sigh* Yeah, if either of you show up again, I'll need to go all the way back and copy most of this.

Omega: … Wait, what would you have to add if I used my puppets?

Ohirume: Castle, Bones, and Karakuri Circus.

Gem: *excited* What about me?!

Ohirume: Steven Universe.

Gem: … Is that it? I thought there would be more.

Ohirume: Nope. Just the one.