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BGM: Waddle Dee Town (Kirby and the Forgotten Land)
"Take it from someone who's had nerve damage, Jade. It's better if you get it done now and not have to worry about everlasting consequences in the long run. Either you take the surgery or you lose your whole arm." Strange explained. "And just by looking at you, I can tell that you're the mechanic of JINXY, correct?"
"I'm an inventor like my grandfather so… yeah." Jade nodded before sighing, looking at her arm. "I never thought I could lose my whole arm…"
"We could take her to the Mushroom Kingdom and let Mikan look at her-" She glanced over at Xena, Chiaki and Mewtwo who were just chatting. "Although, given how we're pretty much mentally exhausted from all of that, teleporting would probably be off the table for the time being."
"Poyo poyo?" Kirby pointed out as Palkia opened up a portal to bring back the X-Wing, Dyna Blade and the Lor Starcutter.
"I'm not sure if our Stars could get us there fast enough. I mean, it could, but trying to hold on with only one arm might be too much." Nyx said.
"Poyo…"
"So what do you say, Jade?"
Jade sighed. "Oh… alright, Medic, you can take my arm."
"Wunderbar!" Medic grinned as Bandana Dee came over with a Maxim Tomato and a Life Up Drink, handing it to her.
"I'll help out too. Just because I was forced to retire as a neruosurgeon doesn't mean I still can't help."
"Do your hands still shake?" Sonia asked.
"Every once in a while, but I did manage to restore a watch with just my hands at one point." He said.
Medic activated his Medigun. "Yes, I am a bit of a whacky scientist and I did take out someone's entire skeleton during surgery-" Strange looked at him in horror. "-But, as someone who can acknowledge zhat he's a quack and I do whacky experiments, at zhe end of zhe day, I am still a healer."
"But you seriously messed Ruby up." Jade pointed out, taking a bite out of the Maxim Tomato.
"Well, yes… I do have a lot of hips zhat I have on hand. Horses, cats, dogs, hippos, giraffes, zebras, wildebeest and what have you. Do I zhink zhat I probably could have done something smaller than an elephant? Yes… however, I am not one to shy away from experimentation. I gave Ruby elephant hips and shortened them so she wouldn't look like her hips were as wide as a house."
"But-"
"Ah! Let me finish." Medic shushed Jade. "Yes, I gave her elephant hips, but she was able to walk again without zhe need of crutches. It even strengthened her leg muscles to zhe strength of an elephant! However… I had failed to notice zhat zhe elephant bone, for some strange reason, is interacting with Ruby's plant DNA in her arm. I thought zhere was nothing wrong, but when I took another look, it did a number on Ruby's life expectancy to where she has only two years left to live. I had no idea zhat would have happened… a freak accident, if you will. Zhe scientist part of me got excited over zhis data but zhe other part of me was horrified. I did not mean to shorten her life."
Medic shook his head. "I tried to go into zhe hospital to try and explain, but unfortunately, zhey have a "Zero tolerance" for my scientific procedures. Which… is a valid response, but at zhat moment, I needed to talk with Frauline Mikan that we will need to do emergency surgery on Ruby. Before I could zhough, I got wrapped up in zhis adventure."
"So you were trying to save Ruby, but you sounded so proud when you explained that Ruby's life was shortened."
"Zhat was my scientific side talking, admittedly. I truly feel bad for zhe frauline." He said.
"So, theoretical question… what will happen to Ruby if we don't get her situated?" Strange asked.
"Well, from what I can remember from zhe data, nothing will happen at first… but as zhe months continue, Ruby will experience random episodes of weakness. She will feel woozy and her face will be flushed. Zhen comes the fever and chills, zhen muscle aches, followed by seizures, her speech patterns will slur, I'm pretty sure zhat means a stroke, the random episodes of weakness will be much stronger, her motor skills with deteriorate rapidly, her blood pressure will rise and fall, her bones will deteriorate, her vision will disappear, she will no longer speak… and zhen, she will be bedridden. The muscles in her body will deteriorate until she will just be nozhing more zhan skin and bones, zhen… her heart will stop."
Jade blinked, looking a bit horrified. "Damn… that escalated way too quickly."
"How long has she had these elephant hips?" Strange asked.
"Well, let's see… I'd say it's been about a month since she had zhis procedure." Medic mused. "When did her doppleganger die again?"
"A month ago." Jade replied.
"Ja, around zhat time."
"Then based off of that, then the first symptoms have probably begun."
"Indeed… unfortunately, she's stuck in zhe past dealing with zhis Ghetsis problem in Hisui."
"Oh, I'm sure she'll be back soon." Jade said, downing her Life Up drink after finishing her Maxim Tomato. "Aaaah…" She smiled as Medic turned off his Medigun.
"How do you feel?"
Jade moved her hand, closing it and reopening it. "Yup, I can definitely feel it again."
"We may have to do surgery on it just in case." Strange said as Jade nodded.
"Iiiiit's ready!" A voice called out.
End BGM
Chef Dee approached them. "We finally cooked up everything for you all In fact, they're themed after all of you! So please… enjoy!" He called out as Awoofies started to carry over food to them.
BGM: Let's Party! (Fairy Tail 2014)
"Ooooh, come to papa!" Dante said, rubbing his hands together as he chowed down on some pepperoni pizza with chicken and garlic roasted red peppers. Vergil, meanwhile, had a power themed punch.
Jade looked at some Boo shaped cookies that were delivered to her, where it also had green frosting. "Well, how about that!" She smiled as Iris stared at a steak in the shape of Amon's head.
Iris's eyes sparkled with a devilish smirk. "I'll consider this as small revenge~!" She said and happily devoured it that made some Waddle Dees look on in horror.
"Hey look at that, stuffed cookies in the shape of our Pokemon~!" Xena grinned as her Quagsire cookies had blue raspberry frosting while Yagami's Clodsire had chocolate frosting. Nyx, meanwhile, had BBQ skewers that were in the shape of arrows.
"Fitting, don't mind if I do!" Nyx grinned.
Umber smiled, looking at his blue raspberry lemonade ice cream that was crescent shaped. "Perfectly shaped." He said while the Phantom Thieves happily ate their curry that was given to them.
"Aaah, delicious~" Esdeath said, eating a Frosty shaped ice cream cone while Mewtwo ate some poke puffs that were in his colors, where most of the Star Allies ate Carby cakes in their own colors, save for Susie who had a Carby Ice Cream Cake, Dedede had a Beast King Plate fit for himself while Meta Knight had his Secret Late Night Parfait, and Bandana Dee had apple flavored cake.
"Oh goodness, so this is what cotton candy tastes like~!" Penny's eyes sparkled as she was drinking cotton candy flavored motor oil while SAPR was drinking raspberry flavored motor oil.
"Delicious!" SAPR grinned where Laxus had a yellow lightning grilled cheese sandwich while Zapple had a blue lightning shaped ice cream that featured her fellow half genies.
"Oooh… which head do I eat first…?" Zapple wondered as she looked at Shantae's. "...Forgive me, Shantae." She said, stabbing her spoon into her face.
With Shantae…
"Mmmph!" Shantae froze up, shivering on the spot.
"You okay?" Sky asked.
"I don't know why but I feel like someone's out to get me…"
Back at the New World…
"Funny, I'm not much of a cookie kind of a guy but… hell, I'm flattered." Mercury said, looking at his silver lightning shaped cookies while Hazel drank a grape flavored slushie in a hazel colored cup with a lightning bolt on it.
"Ah, pumpkin flavored ice cream. My favorite!" Jack said.
"Well, at least it ain't pumpkin spice. Heaven knows we have too many of that." Deadpool said, munching on a chimichanga while the TMNT ate pizza themed after them, all the while Strange stared at his chicken salad. It wasn't the salad that was weird for him, it was the plate that looked entirely similar to the Eye of Agamotto.
"Never thought I'd see this again." He mused as he ate his chicken salad.
"Mmmm~ Rommegrot, my favorite~!" Sonia gushed as Gundham ate his brownies shaped like his devas, giving a few pieces to his devas as well as Hajime simply ate a rice dish while Chiaki devoured her ramen in a Majora's Mask styled ramen bowl.
"I never seen you devour anything like that before…" Hajime teased.
Chiaki giggled. "I worked up an appetite… although, thankfully, I'm nowhere near as bad as Akane." She snickered and continued eating as Kirby ate up a Carby cake and gave half of his to Elfilin, all the while Kyoko simply had a chocolate pastry filled with grape jelly while drinking coffee.
"Want some?" Bowser asked, handing her a drumstick.
"Not right now, but thank you."
"Suit yourself!" Bowser said, resuming devouring his cheesy chicken wings drenched in buffalo sauce.
"Yummy~!" Laura smiled, eating miso buttered ramen in a blue Kirby themed ramen bowl with gyoza on the side where Albedo ate beef stew with an Italian cherry cream soda as Logue had a flamethrower shaped hot dog.
"I'm surprised you're not working up a sweat." A Waddle Dee said, watching Magnolia eat through a superspicy curry that was shaped like an Awoofy.
"Eh, spicy food doesn't bother me unlike my bro-" Magnolia noticed that despite Nick eating an awoofy shaped cheeseburger and potato wedges, he left out the lettuce, tomatoes and onions. "You didn't eat your veggies again…" She glared at Nick who looked away, sweating nervously while eating a potato wedge. "Nicholas."
"Why should I…? You eat them, Maggs… I hate vegetables… It's just like eating cardboard..."
Magnolia threw her hands behind her head in frustration. "GEEZ! YOU'RE GONNA STAY SCRAWNY AND SLUGGISH FOREVER IF YOU KEEP USING THAT SAME OLD STUPID EXCUSE!"
"SHUT UP! I DON'T HAVE TO EAT 'EM IF I DON'T WANNA!"
"Sigh… siblings." Reimu shook her head with a chuckle, drinking herbal tea in a tea cup with her colors while Mamizou had two tanuki shaped cinnamon rolls, one where she shared one with Miko as Byakuren drank a strawberry-grape energy drink with the Myouren Shrine on it.
"Hey Carmen, want some of these cookies?" Gilgamesh asked, handing some sword shaped cookies to her.
"Oh, thanks big guy." She said, eating a chocolate Chocobo styled cake. "You found Enkidu yet?'
"Unfortunately, no."
"SQUAWK!"
Gilgamesh turned around, seeing his bird approach him. "Enkidu! My companion!" He said as his bird flew to him. "Ah, yes, proper introductions! Enkidu the first, meet Enkidu the Second!"
The bird turned over to the green Awoofy, who simply did a sup nod. The bird bowed in response before hopping over and pecking Carmen on the head.
"Ow! Love ya too, little guy." She giggled.
Morpho Knight, who chose not to eat anything at all, noticed Revali eating chicken wings and Mipha eating grilled salmon. "Pardon me for this silly question, but isn't that technically cannibalism?"
"Mind your own business!" Revali said, causing Morpho to sweatdrop as Heatran gobbled up a Donphan sized chocolate lava cake while Palkia simply had some strawberries.
Several Waddle Dees looked at Shadow strangely as he had some coffee… and ate nothing but coffee beans. "...What? Never seen someone eat coffee beans before?" He asked.
"Uh, no… because normally, people grind up the coffee beans to drink them."
"Why would I waste my time with that?"
The Waddle Dees sweatdropped. "Dude, you're weird."
"Hey hey hey! What do we get?" Soldier asked.
"Ah, right… we were just doing the finishing touches on you nine aaaand here it is!" The Chef Dee declared… right as a bread monster came charging through and roared. The nine screamed and ran off as the bread monster chased after them before they turned around and started shooting the creature.
Esdeath blinked, looked at the ice cream she was eating in front of her before shrugging and resumed eating. "I'm just going to assume it's another day in paradise for them."
"That's why I'm not going to bother to ask…" Strange said.
End BGM
One feast later…
"Aaah… I'm so keeping this." Chiaki said, rubbing her belly while looking at her Majora's Mask ramen bowl.
"Yeah, I'm keeping this as a memento." Laura said.
"Ditto." Reimu smiled.
"Now that you are all fed…" Morpho spoke up. "Galacta, I assume that you are ready to go?"
"Is it that time already… huh… I guess so." Galacta nodded as he turned to everyone. "I am sorry, everyone… but I have been in this world of living for far too long. It is time for me to find rest."
"Aw man, we just had you in the Star Allies…" Magolor said.
"It is probably for the best." Meta Knight nodded. "I had called you from NOVA so I could face the strongest warrior in the galaxy… I had a feeling by after defeating you, that you would have had rest. Fate had other ideas."
"Indeed." Galacta Knight nodded. "I'm ready to hang up my weapons." He even dropped his lance and shield. "...But there is one thing that I need to do before I go."
He turned toward Penny, where SAPR instinctively tried to put her arm out but Penny put her arm down. "Penny… I never got around to telling you this, but… I am deeply sorry for what I have done to you back then."
Penny looked at him, sensing the genuine sadness in his voice as she closed her eyes and with a deep breath, she walked over to him. "I know you probably don't have it in you to forgive me, but-"
He was silenced when Penny knelt down and gave him a hug.
BGM: Kairi III (Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 ReMix)
"I was too scared to see you, but… hearing this genuinity from you… I forgive you." She said softly as Galacta Knight wrapped his stubby arms around her in gratitude.
"Thank you…" Galacta said as he turned around to face Morpho. "I'm ready."
"I had a feeling you needed to get that off of your chest." Morpho said as he took his hand, where Galacta started to glow, an orange aura surrounding him as he slowly disappeared from everyone.
"Farewell, fellow Star Warrior." Meta Knight said solemnly.
"I think I will stay for a little while longer." Morpho said. "There is someone else who needs to be taken to the afterlife."
End BGM
"Soooo… I hate to ruin the mood, but I believe some people need to compete on who gets to keep this guy for the first week!" Deadpool spoke up.
"Ah yes, of course!" Bowser cracked his knuckles.
"You're goin' down, turtle boy!" Dedede smirked as Bowser shot him a glare before the two of them went into a portal as everyone started to follow them.
"...You sure you want to come with?" Chiaki asked Elfilin.
"Yeah, I'm sure they'll be okay." Elfilin said, looking over ot seeing Gundham laughing with the Beast Pack as Leon patted him on the back with a smile. "Besides, I think staying here would be awkward for all of us…"
Elfilin turned to Chiaki. "Soooo, like it or not, I'm hanging with you!"
Chiaki smiled. "I don't mind that at all, Elfi~" She said as Elfilin planted himself inside Chiaki's hoodie as they all walked off.
Later, in front of Castle Dedede…
Bowser and Dedede prepared themselves for the big event, all the while Deadpool was strapped to a pole, going through his checklist.
"Pillow armor with spikes, check! Shoulder armor, check! Plot armor…" Deadpool put on a colander on his head labled "plot" on his head. "Check!"
"Alright, you guys ready? Thirty seconds for each fighter! BB-8 will be the referee and determine how much damage each fighter has given to Deadpool!" Kyoko said as BB-8 was wearing a referee outfit.
Bowser cracked his knuckles. "Born ready!"
"I'll let you go first." Dedede said.
"Perfect." Bowser smirked as he got in a stance.
"Three. Two. One. GO!" Kyoko swung her arm down as BB-8 attempted to blow into his whistle, but he couldn't reach it, causing him to beep sadly.
BGM: Gourmet Race (Super Smash Bros)
Bowser charged straight for Deadpool, who immediately shut his eyes for the pain he was about to endure as Bowser delivered a strong gut punch and then followed by an uppercut, then he unleashed a drop kick that knocked Deadpool and the pole clean off of the ground as he proceeded to breathe fire onto Deadpool.
"Ow ow ow ow ow! OUCH! OW! OW! I'MMA SPICY MEATBALL!" Deadpool yelped as Bowser picked up the pole and slammed Deadpool into the ground repeatedly before slamming Deadpool into the ground one final time before ground pounding him, going into his shell and flipped upside down, spinning spike first into him.
"TIME!" Kyoko said as Bowser got up and looked at the score that BB-8 was calculating.
BB-8 went over to a whiteboard and immediately wrote down the results.
Bowser - 732,227
Dedede - 0
"Beat that!" Bowser said.
"Pah, rookie numbers." Dedede said as Deadpool was resituated. He then spat in his gloves and then grabbed his hammer with a devilish smirk.
"...Mommy…" Deadpool whimpered.
"Three. Two. One. GO!"
Dedede put on his mask and proceeded to spin around, smacking Deadpool dead center as he started flying straight for Gensokyo.
"Ooooh, tough luck!" Bowser smirked as Reimu pulled out binoculars to take a look to see where he was going.
Deadpool landed at the gates of the Scarlet Devil Mansion. Meiling instantly woke up and started kicking Deadpool in the face repeatedly and then gave one final kick that sent him flying to the Hakurei Shrine where Suika would pick up the pole out of curiosity, smacking Deadpool in the face before throwing it like a javelin straight into a sunflower field.
"Sunflowers? …Uh oh." Reimu whispered as Yuuka picked up Deadpool and started clobbering him before batting him away with her umbrella before shooting him with a Master Spark, which sent him back to Popstar, as he started to burn up on re-entry and slammed into the ground, creating a Deadpool-sized crater.
"TIME!" Kyoko said, as BB-8 started to write down on the white board.
Bowser - 732,227
Dedede - 973,762
Bowser jawdropped.
"You were saying?" Dedede said smugly.
End BGM
"I'm okaaaaaaaay… just thought you'd knoooow…" Deadpool groaned, painfully raising his arm up from the crater.
"Damn, that's pretty high." Umber said with a chuckle.
"Well, we know where to find ya this week!" Xena giggled.
"So… what were the rules for that… anything goes?" Chiaki asked.
"Pretty much." Kyoko nodded.
Chiaki laughed. "Yeah, that checks out."
"Now then, I'd say it's time we all returned home. I'm actually beat…" Nyx said.
"Amen to that…" Iris agreed as they walked back.
"See ya around?" Leonardo asked.
"Yeah, see ya!" Umber smiled as he dismissed his TMNT and Jack summons before turning to Strange.
"As I said, kid… I'm going to wait around a little while longer. I want to make sure this Ruby is okay after the procedure."
"That's fine by me." Umber smiled as Strange walked through the portal as Xena and Yagami were the only ones left next to Umber.
"So, a minion of Dedede and Bowser, huh?" Xena smiled.
"Looks like it." Umber chuckled as he pulled out Tropic Woods' seed. "I asked Chiaki to give this to me right before we left."
"Do you know where to plant him?" Yagami asked.
"Actually, I do have an idea." Umber said as he turned to Dedede. "You mind if I-"
"Go ahead, I'll go set up yer room in the castle." He said and walked off, leaving Umber with his girls.
"Let's go." He smiled as he walked off to the Smash Mansion.
"Strange?" Ryu spoke up as he saw him walking by.
Strange turned his head. "Ah. Ryu. Ken. Nice to formally meet you."
"What the heck do you mean-... oh, you're not the Strange we know, huh?" Ken asked.
"Yeah, but, as I said to Dante, I am not familiar with him or you two, yet I had looked into the multiverse and I saw myself working with you and Ken fighting in some weird tournament." Strange explained. "...Though funny enough, I'd rather spend time with you than Dante."
"That hurts!" Dante said as he walked by.
"Totally understandable though." Vergil said.
"Oh, by the way! He's not the only one to show up here!" Deadpool peeked his head behind Strange. "Yo!"
"Deadpool?!" Ryu said in surprise.
"Wait, THIS is Deadpool that you were talking about?"
"Ah, so he told me about you!" Deadpool wrapped his arm around Ken. "Ryu and I go way back! I think you and I can be friends too!"
Ken sweatdropped. "Um…"
"Come on, Ryu! We have loads to catch up on!"
Ryu sweatdropped. You come to check on Ken after training with Ironwood for a while and this is what I'm met with?
"Ooooh Chiaki-chaaaan~!"
Chiaki turned her head to see Ibuki waving her over as she was approaching her. "Oh hey metal head!" Chiaki waved as the two happily embraced.
"Oh? Who's this?" Elfilin asked.
Ibuki gasped. "Oh goodness, he's even more adorable in person~!" She smiled. "Hi hi hi, Elfi-chan! The name's Ibuki Mioda!"
"Elfi-chan…?" Elfilin wondered.
"You get used to it/Poyo." Chiaki and Kirby responded while BB-8 chirped.
"I see." Elfilin sweatdropped. "Nice to meet you, Ibuki!"
"Charmed~!" She smiled.
"So, Ibuki… I gotta ask you something. What's up with you making a book all of a sudden?"
Ibuki grinned. "Ya wanna know?"
"Of course."
"Well, the thing is, Ibuki thought it'd be great if she restored Rosie-chan's story book."
"You are?!" Chiaki said in surprise.
"Mhm! She thinks it'd make a nice wedding gift for her! She even added a little something extra to it~" She winked.
"Oh wow… never thought you'd have it in ya."
Ibuki grinned. "Well, Palutena-chan and Adaleine-chan also helped out as well, so she can't take all the credit." She said as she turned around. "Who knows, she might show it to ya before she wraps it u-" She paused, spotting Deadpool in front of her.
"And so I dropped in on Dyna Blade and-" Deadpool turned around, seeing Ibuki as he put his hands over his mouth and gasped.
"D-Deadpool?!"
"Ibuki?!"
"Uh oh…"
BGM: Chariots of Fire (Vangelis) (Start at 0:41)
"...Wait, this is the song we're going with?" Chiaki wondered as Ibuki and Deadpool started running toward each other in slow motion.
"Deeeadpoooool!"
"Ibuuuuukiiiiii!"
Doom Guy walked by normally, turning his head to see the two running in slow motion. He paused and then backed up, seeing the two continue to run in slow motion as he scratched his head before shrugging and walked away.
"Are they doing that on purpose?" Elfilin wondered.
"Knowing those two… absolutely." Chiaki nodded as Ibuki and Deadpool finally embraced.
End BGM
"Oh, it's so good to see ya!" Ibuki exclaimed.
"You too, metal head!"
Strange watched this unfold. "...I'm taking it that's Ibuki."
"Yup." Ken nodded.
"We're gonna have a lot of shenanigans together!" Deadpool said.
"Damn straight!" Ibuki giggled as the two took off running.
Chiaki sweatdropped. "...Should we go after those two? …Naaaah, I'm sure they'll be fine."
BB-8 chirped a little.
"Yeah, good point. Famous last words." Chiaki chuckled.
"Hey Villager!" Umber walked over to him. "You think you could do me a solid real quick?"
"Hmm? What for?" Villager wondered.
"Follow me." Umber requested as he walked off to Alola with Villager following him out of curiosity.
Meanwhile, with Samus…
Samus folded her arms, tapping her foot with her eye twitching. "So you mean to tell me… that Ridley was taken away by this Fecto guy, and then he was murdered by a Meta Knight clone?"
"Yeah, you got it." Akira nodded.
Samus sighed in annoyance. "For crying out loud…" She pinched the bridge of her nose in frustration. "The one time I don't try to kill him and some other asshole comes and steals that glory for me!"
"Well, hey, look at the bright side… at least he won't be bothering you, Chell, SPBRR or Neo Galactic Federation any more." Akira said.
"True… but… ugh, it should've been me that should've destroyed him…"
Chell put her hand on her shoulder, giving her a concerned look.
"Don't worry, Chell… at least now he's out of our hair for good."
"Yeah about that… we heard Hades say that he could potentially be a minion."
Samus blinked, a cross vein appearing on her forehead as Chell backed away slowly.
"OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!"
Meanwhile, at the Underworld…
"Pffft… run that by us again one more time!" Cackletta laughed.
"Mmmph…" Damian folded his arms with a grumble.
Earlier…
Damian slowly started to emerge from the ground. "Finally, revived again. This time I'll-" He turned his head to see Kirby coming right for him. "...Oh shit-"
"Hey, is that Da-"
SPLAT!
"Never mind!"
Back in the present…
"I HAVE CHORTLES!" Fawful laughed as he fell to the ground and laughed while the Axem Rangers continued to laugh.
"NYAH HA HA HA HA!"
"Was that your first time being killed by Kirby?" Dark Weiss asked.
"...Maybe…"
Dark Weiss snickered. "That's a yes!"
"I cannot believe I actually managed to die…" Ridley grumbled.
"Ah, but look at the bright side of things." Hades said. "There's a lot more benefits than serving under Sammy."
"Like what?"
"Free healthcare and soda!"
"Hmmm…"
"Oh, and I'm upgrading your outfit from a maid outfit… to THIS!" He said, pulling out a cat maid outfit.
"A CAT MAID OUTFIT?!" Ridley yelled in disbelief.
"...Huh? Whoops!" Hades tossed it to the side. "Wrong outfit, I'm planning on making Shou Tucker wear that outfit." He grinned. "Now this is more your style!" He snapped his fingers as Ridley donned a butler outfit instead.
"A butler outfit? …It's cozier than the maid uniform." Ridley smirked. "This… I like this!"
"I know you don't like working for someone, but hey, you're pretty much your own free agent… who just so happens to work for me."
Ridley roared loud and proud. "Excellent!"
"Now, let's discuss your new powers… because I can assure you, this will give ol' Sammy a headache! Especially when I roll out the red carpet for her. I can hear her frothing at the mouth already~!"
Back in Alola…
"Here we are, Ten Carat Hill." Umber said as he walked to the farthest edge of the area as Xena and Yagami dug up the spot and Umber planted it. "Alright, you're up."
"Ah, I see what we're doing." Villager smiled, pulling out his watering can and watered the seed. Immediately, the ground rumbled underneath them as they backed up as Tropic Woods grew up to his gigantic size, startling some Rockruff and Spinda.
"Wow, I didn't think it'd grow that fast!" Yagami said as Tropic Woods looked down at the four and smiled at them, shaking the leaves to drop mangoes for them.
"Oh sweet!" Umber grinned as Villager stored his away as the twins both shared a kiss with Umber. "So, you guys heading back home?"
"Yeah, although Maggie asked us to escort her and her brother home, so we're gonna do that before heading back home." Yagami said.
"Okay!" Umber smiled, the three embracing as Villager walked away.
"Keep in touch, okay?" Xena smiled.
"I will." Umber smiled back as they all walked off together before heading their separate ways where Magnolia and Nick were waiting for them outside of the mansion.
"There you are!" Magnolia smiled.
"Yeah, sorry, we were reviving Tropic Woods." Xena said. "Now come on, let's get you home."
Meanwhile, with Kyoko…
"Oh, before I forget, Laura…"
"Hmm?" Laura looked at her.
Kyoko gave her a small smile. "I believe that you have a welcome surprise waiting for you at home."
"I do?" Laura asked.
"Yeah, as do Futaba and the Pollendinas."
"Huh?" Futaba and the robots looked at each other in curiosity before they headed off. "Okay, first things first, See the surprise at the cafe… and then head over to the hospital to check on my girl." She said to herself.
Laura looked at Esdeath and Mercury. "Shall we then?"
"Of course." Esdeath nodded. "I'm surprised you want to come along."
"Well, Laxus and Zapple are up to something so I might as well tag along."
With Laxus and Zapple…
"So um… Zapple…" Laxus rubbed the back of his head.
"Yeah?"
"Do you… um… want to grab some ice cream together, just the two of us?"
Zapple blushed before smiling. "I'd love to." She said as the two walked off together, where Hazel watched them walk off.
"Heh, about time…" Hazel chuckled.
Back with Laura…
Laura turned to see Logue with Shadow and Albedo with Sonia. "Well, see ya guys!"
"See ya." Logue smiled.
"Yeah!" Albedo grinned as they went their separate ways as Laura climbed up on Mercury's back.
"Aww, you didn't want to climb on my back?"
"I always ride on your shoulders, Esdeath. Thought I'd give ol' bucket of bolts a shot at it."
"Hey!" Mercury chuckled as the three of them laughed as they approached the Winchester home after jumping into a Warp Pipe.
Meanwhile, at the Winchester home…
"Alright…" Masaru took a deep breath. "Time to rip the band aid off." He said. "You're going to tell your mom and big bro about your past… they'll be supportive of that, can they? Yeah, they can!"
He slumped right after. "Aaaagh! This is easier said than done!" He groaned, falling on his back in his bed. "Ooooh…"
"You're going to have to tell them sooner or later… it's going to be difficult, but I know you can do it. And if you need help from the three of us… we'll have your back. We're the Warriors of Hope, after all. We're a team… and I imagine Kokoro will understand too."
Masaru opened his eyes. "Kotoko, you're right about this… I need to tell them. Here goes nothing." He said as he walked out of his room, seeing Nesta and Cardin both out in the living room. He opened his mouth to speak when the door opened up.
"I'm home~!" Laura called out, perking up Cardin and Nesta as they walked out and saw Laura standing there with Esdeath and Mercury.
"Laura!" Cardin exclaimed as he and Nesta immediately hugged her happily as Laura returned the favor.
"Where have you been? We were so worried about you…" Nesta said.
"Well, I-"
"Hmm?" Esdeath spotted Masaru. "Who's the little boy?"
"Oh!" Nesta pulled away. "Esdeath!" She hugged her and then hugged Mercury as well, he flinched but he hugged her back. "Guys, this is Masaru, we adopted him."
Laura gasped. "I have another bro?! Oh, that's awesome!" She grinned and happily hugged Masaru.
This is who they were talking about? Aaaagh, great, now how am I gonna explain myself? I'm gonna break my new sister's heart at this introduction! Thanks a lot, universe… Masaru thought as he smiled. "You must be Laura!"
"Yup~! Leader of Team Lakefront!"
"Cool! So… L-A-F-T?"
"Nope, L-A-F-F!"
Masaru raised an eyebrow. "L-A-F-F? Wouldn't that be Team Laaau-" He noticed Esdeath and Mercury swiftly silently telling him to correct himself with hand gestures. "-Aauuaaaakefront! Yeah, I can definitely see it being spelled like that."
"YES! Finally, someone who sees it my way!" Laura fist pumped.
I think I dodged a bullet there…
With Sonia and Albedo…
"This is your home?"
"Yeah, my parents are more than likely still working, so it's probably just Blanche." He said as Sonia rang the doorbell as Blanche answered it.
"Yes? What can I-" She spotted Albedo, causing her to gasp. "Bro!" She immediately hugged him. "Oh, thank Oum you're okay!" She said as Albedo returned the hug.
Sonia smiled, walking down the steps and waving them goodbye as she continued to walk off, but stopped as she noticed Gundham leaning on a street pole. "I had a feeling you were following us."
Gundham chuckled. "Had to make sure my princess of darkness was okay."
"Oh, don't mind me, my prince of darkness, I'm very much okay~" Sonia giggled.
"Good. So!" He pointed to Sonia. "Princess Sonia Nevermind! The dark lord beckons you to the dark woods of the Mushroom Kingdom!"
Sonia gasped. "Oooh, a ritualistic date in the dark woods? It would be an honor to go, my prince of darkness."
Gundham immediately got on a Buffahorn as he helped Sonia up. "Ride, my trusty steed! To the dark woods they call Dimble Wood!" He said as they took off together, Sonia wrapping her arms around him.
Meanwhile, with Kazuichi…
"Aaaagh!" Kazuichi groaned. "I don't know why but I feel like my heart's been trampled over!"
Nitori patted him on the shoulder. "It was never gonna work out."
"Hey!"
With Logue and Shadow…
"That's where my home is!" Logue pointed off.
"Ah, so it is." Shadow chuckled as they walked over to the home as Shadow knocked on the door, where at that moment, Kije opened it up.
"Hmm? A black hedgehog?"
"I believe you were looking for someone." He said, side stepping to reveal Logue.
Kije gasped. "Logue!" She immediately hugged her. "Honey! Come quick! Logue has come home!"
"Logue has come home?!" Bols came over and saw her. "My precious baby girl!" He exclaimed as he picked her up and hugged her. "Oh, I'm so glad you're safe and sound!"
"Oh, I'm okay! Mr. Shadow protected me from the big bad alien~!"
"Big bad alien?" Kije asked with slight amusement as she turned to Shadow.
"It's a long story."
With the two pairs of twins…
"So this is where you live, huh?" Yagami asked.
"Yeah!" Nick nodded. "Pretty cool, eh?"
"Yeah, pretty snazzy." Xena chuckled, looking down as Magnolia smiled at her while holding her hand as Xena knocked on the door as they got to the front step.
"Coming!" A voice said as the twins' mother opened up the door and saw Nick and Magnolia. "Oh!" She hugged the two. "Thank goodness you two are home safe!"
"We're fine, mom."
"Yeah, you can thank Xena and Yagami for helping us get home safe." Magnolia said as the mother turned to the duo.
"Thank you so much, you two."
Xena giggled. "It's no problem at all, Mrs. Foxtrot."
"You're welcome, dear… but please, call me Enid."
Yagami chuckled. "See you kids around." She said as the girls walked away.
"Oh, wait a moment!" Magnolia turned back around to the girls. "Hey Xena! Yagami! You two wanna stay over for dinner for a while?"
"Huh?" The twins looked over to Magnolia in surprise.
Nick smiled. "Try to think of this as thanks for escorting us safely back to our house. Besides, our mom's a really good cook!"
Xena paused to think about it for a moment before she smiled, looking at Yagami as they both nodded. "Sure, why not? Dinner would be great."
"Yeah, I'm kinda hungry right now." Yagami said as the two walked into the house, the door closing behind them.
Meanwhile, with the Pollendina sisters…
"We're home!" Penny said.
"Girls!" Pietro went over to hug the two. "So glad you're okay. The recent event worried me a bit."
"Ah, we're fine. We went to go find Umber and we got caught up in a crazy adventure." SAPR said.
Pietro smiled. "I imagine so! Oh, and by the way, we have a new addition to our family."
"Oh?" Penny wondered as he guided them to the kitchen where they would see Nagisa chatting with GLaDOS, Cave, EVE and Wall-E.
"Nagisa!" Pietro caught his attention as he turned to see them.
"Hmm? Oh! Are these Penny and SAPR?"
"Indeed! Meet Nagisa, your brother."
Both of their eyes sparkled. "WE HAVE A ROBOT BROTHER?!" They said with glee as they flew over to tackle him.
"Wait wait wait wait wait wait!"
THUD!
"OOOOF!"
"Ooooh!" GLaDOS winced.
"That looked like it hurt!" Miku grimaced.
The two immediately hugged him as SAPR started poking his arms. "Huh… he's a little squishy…" SAPR said.
Penny pulled his cheek. "Maybe he's a rubbery robot…"
"Ack! I'm hoomah!"
"A human brother?!" They instantly hugged him tighter.
"Ack! Can't… breathe…!" Nagisa whimpered as the androids pulled away from him. "Hoooo… okay, phew… wow! So that's what it's like to be hugged by two robots!" He chuckled.
"I'm Penny Pollendina!"
"I'm SAPR Pollendina!"
Nagisa smiled. "Nice to meet you both. I'm Nagisa Pollendina."
Meanwhile, with the Phantom Thieves…
BGM: Beneath the Mask (Persona 5)
"We're hoooome!" Futaba said as she and the rest of the Phantom Thieves walked in.
"Ah, there you guys are." Sojiro said. "I imagine you were caught up in that crazy vortex?"
"Yeah, we were." Morgana nodded.
"I thought as much." Sojiro chuckled. "Oh, and by the way… we have a new addition."
"We do?" Akira asked.
Sojiro motioned his head toward Jataro, who was giving coffee to Junko and Mukuro. "Say hello to Jataro."
"Hmm? Oh, hi…" Jataro waved. "Wait a second, are you Akira and Futaba?"
"Yeah, that's us." Akira nodded.
Jataro smiled. "Awesome! I'm your new addition to the family."
"HUH?!" The Phantom Thieves said in surprise.
"Yeah, you guys got a new baby bro." Junko said. "Basically, we got him and three other kiddos in juvie out of there and Kyoko assigned them new loving families."
"...Dang, he's kind of a pretty looking boy." Ann said.
"Oh, that's awesome! Welcome, Jataro!" Futaba hugged him.
"Oh! …Oh goodness, your hug is so warm." Jataro said as he hugged her back.
Mukuro glanced over at Makoto and then looked at Junko, where she immediately started laughing. "What's so funny?" Makoto asked.
"Oh boy…" Junko sweatdropped.
"Oh, nothing… just the fact that… you and her were competing in a boxing match in a dream of hers!" Mukuro said, trying to contain her giggles.
"Oh really? I was boxing her?" Makoto raised an eyebrow.
"Yeah, I was fightin' ya until my dream switched to a multiversal… whatever it was that Merasmus said."
"So… who was winning?" Akechi asked.
"She was." Junko said.
"Sounds about right." Makoto folded her arms proudly.
"Although I was in the middle of making a comeback."
"Pffft!" Makoto scoffed. "You? You think you can actually make a comeback against me?"
"I dunno, I think I can manage to knock you down a peg."
"Ohoho! You're on!" Makoto smirked as Junko stood up with a smirk.
"Name the time and place, I'll crush you like a grape, Nijima."
"In your dreams, Enoshima!"
"A bout between Junko vs Makoto?" Yusuke asked.
"...I'll get the first aid kit for Junko." Ann said.
"I'll get the aspirin. It sounds like Junko'll need it." Haru giggled.
"Oh, by the way, we have a new dog!" Futaba said, calling out Spooks.
"Wooof!"
"Huh… a Ghost Dog Pokemon. Neat." Sojiro said.
"Ooooh! He's so cute!" Mukuro gushed as she scratched him behind the ears as did Junko. Spooks barked happily and licked their faces.
Sojiro chuckled. "What is it?"
"Houndstone."
"Yeah, that tombstone on his head checks out… what'd you name him?"
"Spooks."
Sojiro smiled. "Well, as long as he doesn't cause any trouble, I don't see why not." He said, kneeling down and scratching him behind the ear as he licked his face, causing him to chuckle.
"Anyway, I'll see you guys later. I'm off to the hospital." Futaba said.
"Hospital? What for?" Sojiro asked.
"My girlfriend got some nerve damage and she just got checked into the hospital. I'll be over there if you need me!" She immediately ran off.
Sojiro chuckled. "That girl… wait, does she seem different to you?"
"It's a long story." Akira said as Spooks licked Jataro's face.
End BGM
Meanwhile, at the Mushroom Kingdom hospital…
"Paging Nurse Mikan, could you come over to the front desk for a second?"
Mikan approached the front desk. "You need something?"
"That gentleman over there has asked for you."
Mikan turned to the man in question, who was looking at a painting, as she approached him. "You were looking for me?"
Her eyes widened in surprise as it turned out to be Dr. Strange. "Ah, you must be the head nurse."
Holy crap, it's Dr. Strange! Mikan thought. "U-um, hi… I'm Mikan Tsumiki."
"Dr. Strange."
The two of them shook hands.
BGM: Dr. Toadley's Theme (Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story plus Bowser Jr's Journey)
"So um, this might be a silly thing to ask, but-"
"Let me guess, you want my autograph?"
"Yes! I mean, no… I mean, uh… for a fan in the hospital!"
Strange immediately opened up a portal and wrote his name on a piece of paper, handing her the autograph. "You make a terrible liar, by the way." He said, giving her a wink.
Mikan blushed, putting it away. "So, um, what can I do for you?"
"My friend here got in a bit of a situation." He said, motioning his head as Mikan looked to see Jade reading a magazine.
"Who, Jade?"
"Yeah, she got caught in a bad explosion. We were able to get her arm back to normal from nerve damage but I was thinking she still might need surgery, just in case."
"Oh! That's no problem at all. We'll do surgery on her no problem." Mikan smiled. "Come on, Jade."
"Right." Jade nodded as they followed her to the operating room, where Mikan got her situated.
"Since we're in here… I have another favor to ask."
"That being?" Mikan asked.
"I was wondering if you could hear him out." Strange turned his head and nodded as Spy emerged from his cloaking device.
"Hear Spy out?"
"Well, just in case things got awkward." Spy said as Medic turned off the other cloaking device.
"I have to say, zhe Cloak and Dagger is quite-"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" Mikan yelled, which was enough to catch Tomoe and Maria's attention.
"Yo, Mikan, what's wro- oh shit…" Maria groaned.
"Wait wait wait, let's all calm down for a moment." Strange said.
"Indeed." Spy nodded.
"If I may have a moment of your time." Medic said.
"Alright, shoot…" Mikan folded her arms.
"So, you know about Ruby's elephant hip situation?"
"Everyone does. It's the talk of the hospital." Tomoe said.
"Zhat doesn't surprise me. Well, as I am a man of science, I tend to experiment on a lot of different zhings. I replaced Ruby's hip with an elephant. Yes, while it may be frowned upon by most doctors, it did cause Ruby to walk again, correct?"
"I mean, yeah… it boosted her lower leg strength." Mikan said. "I did a check up on her at her home to make sure she was truly okay. I didn't see anything out of the ordinary…"
"Ah well, zhat's because the symptoms didn't kick in yet."
Mikan's face flushed. "What do you mean "yet"?"
"Ah, yes, well you see… it may have caused somezhing that both excited me and also horrified me. Zhis is, shall we say, a freak accident-"
"Don't beat around the bush. Tell us!" Maria said.
"Ruby is going to die."
End BGM
"Medic… what do you mean Ruby is going to die?" Mikan asked worriedly.
"Well, you see, apparently zhe elephant DNA is counteracting Ruby's plant DNA. In short, Ruby has two years left to live." Medic said. "And as for zhe side effects…"
He listed off every single side effect that made Maria jawdrop, Tomoe put her hand over her mouth in shock… and as for Mikan…
"You… you… YOOOOU…"
Meanwhile, outside…
"Hmhmhmhm, time for my check up." E. Gadd said.
"YOU WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"
Several windows shattered from Mikan's scream as E. Gadd turned around. "I'll just come by tomorrow."
Back inside…
"Ruby has been through HELL for a long time, she finally found her peace… and then you throw THIS into the mix?!"
"Now now, zhis was unforseen by me!" Medic said. "Had I known zhis would happen, I would've switched to a different type of hip, like a wildebeest, or a Llama, or even-"
"DO YOU EVEN HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF YOUR DAMN MOUTH?!" Mikan yelled.
"Now now, before you strangle my friend here, perhaps we can come up with an alternative." Spy mentioned. "We reverse engineer what Medic had did with with Ruby and we take the hips out and replace it with actual human hips based on the reverse engineering."
"I feel like that would take too long." A voice said as Palutena came out of a heavenly light. "Perhaps we could use the Rewind Spring."
"But that's dangerous!" Mikan said.
"Not if we dip her in really quick and get her out." Palutena winked.
"I still think surgery is the safer alternative." Mikan said before glaring after Medic. "As for you…"
"If you have time to strangle him, you have time to fix the damage done." Tomoe said calmly. "I'll take over Jade's surgery, you go take care of Ruby." She smiled as Mikan took a deep breath, exhaling with a more determined and collected look.
"Yeah."
Tomoe turned to Medic. "I trust you're going to do the honorable thing and assist in this procedure?"
"Of course!"
"Good." Tomoe gave Mikan a comforting hug. "Stay safe out there."
"I will." Mikan nodded. "Let's go." She grabbed Medic's arm and yanked him away. "Strange, we'd be honored if you came with."
"Of course." Strange nodded as he walked off.
"I still think a boot to his intestines would have sufficed." Maria said.
"Now now, we can worry about that later." Tomoe said, applying the anesthesia to Jade to put her under.
Meanwhile…
"So, you had a heck of a time… and you didn't invite me?" Sonic asked.
"You tend to hog the spotlight."
"Hey!"
"Not to mention there was no way with communicating with you, so I decided to go solo."
"Oh yeah, and I hog the spotlight." Sonic chuckled as they saw the area in front of them started to distort.
"Hmm?" Shadow looked at the distortion as the two got in their battle stances, only to see another hedgehog appearing before the two as he landed on the ground.
A silver hedgehog.
"Silver? What are you doing here?" Sonic asked as Silver stood up and stared at the two.
"Where's Eggman?"
Meanwhile, with Kyoko…
"You look like you've been through hell." Makoto said.
"I've been through worse." Kyoko said as Aoi was applying aloe on some bandages.
"I know you're built different, but still…" Aoi applied the bandages to her arms and cheeks. "...And while I'm at it, why does he have to be here?" She looked directly after Morpho who was looking out the window.
"He wanted to follow me."
"Make no mistake, I'm not here for any of you, but… I'm here for someone else. That someone has served their purpose and now that their daughter is back on her feet, it's almost time."
"And who is this someone?" Aoi asked.
Morpho turned to Aoi. "Summer Rose."
Post Credit Scene #1!
"HAHAHAHAHA! I HAVE DONE IT!" Deadpool yelled.
"What did you do?" Ryu asked.
Deadpool pulled out a letter, only to flip it around to reveal the Smash logo. "Check it!"
"What?!" Ryu said as he turned to Ibuki.
"It's no joke, Ryu-chan."
"...How did you do it?" Ryu asked.
"I had to fight tooth and nail to get me into Smash, but I pulled through!"
What really happened…
A vent opened up in the ceiling in Master Hand's office, as Deadpool lowered himself down Mission Impossible style.
"Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun, da na na! Na na na… nah nah!"
Deadpool reached Master Hand's computer as he rubbed his hands together. "Hehehe!" He smirked and started typing on the computer.
"Accepted. Welcome, Deadpool."
Deadpool clapped his hands. "Booyah!" He fist pumped as he immediately went into the Assist Trophies.
"Assist Trophies - Cable and Dr. Strange - added."
"Oooh, those two are gonna kill me and it's gonna be worth it!" Deadpool rose up back to the ceiling… only to come back down. "Ah, wait, nearly forgot." He typed something else in.
"Untitled Goose accepted."
Deadpool giggled uncontrollably and then rose up. "I am such an asshole and I love it!"
Back in the present…
"...That's just great." Ryu groaned.
"I know, isn't it wonderful?"
Meanwhile, in Chiaki's room…
"Woo! First badge obtained!" Chiaki fist pumped as she was playing Pokemon Violet.
At that moment, her Switch notification went off.
"Huh? Smash Ultimate got updated?" Chiaki wondered, saving the game and switching games. "I wonder if it's a few balance patches. Well, time to see what's new." She said, taking her energy drink and taking a drink.
"DEADPOOL JOINS THE BATTLE!"
Chiaki did a spit take. "HUH?!"
"UNTITLED GOOSE JOINS THE BATTLE!"
"What in the…"
Chiaki's phone went off as she saw that Futaba texted her.
"Dude! Did your Smash copy update?"
"Yeah, it did, and I'm having a hard time believing it!"
"Check the message boards!"
Chiaki immediately went online.
"HOLY SHIT GUYS, DEADPOOL AND UNTITLED GOOSE JUST GOT ADDED!"
"This is a very out of left field surprise! But a welcome one to be sure!"
"Yo, guys! Cable and Dr. Strange got added as Assist Trophies!"
"GUYS! AVENGERS TOWER WAS ADDED AS A STAGE! It even has a Black Panther memorial statue in there!"
"I don't know about you guys, but I'm totally vibing with this Untitled Park stage. It's pretty great!"
"I've been labbing Deadpool for a good while now. He's a beast, but if you pair him up with Chiaki, they make an excellent duo!"
"I JUST FOUND A ZERO TO DEATH COMBO WITH UNTITLED GOOSE. IT'S SO STUPID I LOVE IT."
"FEAR THE GOOOOOOSE!"
"Wade… what the heck did you just do?" Chiaki asked, completely flabbergasted at what she was seeing.
With Futaba…
"Pffft!" Futaba snickered as she was in the hospital waiting room.
"Maaaaaaaaaaan… they're just gonna add just about everyone but Goku and Shrek at this rate, are they?"
"THEY ADDED MOTHERFUCKING UNTITLED GOOSE WHEN GOKU WAS MORE DESERVING! I THOUGHT THEY LEARNED THEIR LESSON WHEN THEY ADDED WALUIGI!"
"They added… Untitled Goose… I fucking hate Smash Bros."
"That's it! I'm uninstalling this trash game and throwing it into the fire! They should have added Goku and not Trashpool or Untitled Garbage!"
Futaba laughed. "Oh man, some things never change!" She giggled.
Post Credit Scene #2!
Esdeath walked back home after saying goodbye to the Winchesters while Mercury decided to stay a bit longer.
"General!" A soldier came running to her. "It's horrible!"
"Why? What's going on?"
"You know how everything fell to chaos here for a bit?"
"I would assume so, I was actually fighting the being responsible for that."
"Really? That's amazing!"
"I know." Esdeath smiled. "Anyway, you were saying?"
"Right… well, once everything was sorted out we checked to see if there was any damage done to the academy and then we discovered…" He grimaced. "We discovered that all the kids in the secret lab had vanished.
Esdeath's eyes widened. "WHAT?!"
"And that's not even the worst of it, we just received word that the Marigolds were found dead after all the chaos had subsided, the rapport from the coroners has indicated they were burned alive along with their mansion."
He immediately backed up as Esdeath trembled in rage.
"WHAT!" She yelled before she took a deep breath to calm herself down. "Alright, but what about Honest?"
"We don't know."
"What do you mean you don't know?"
"No one has seen him in over a year General, it's like he vanished off of the face of the planet."
Esdeath looked at the soldier, her eyes widening as she trembled in anger. The soldier backed away as Esdeath's blood boiled, and then she let out an enraged scream.
Meanwhile at an unknown location somewhere around Vale…
Honest looked over the cameras watching over the new lab before he turned them off and turned to Zanku and Syura. "Alright, gentlemen, status report. Zanku, you start first."
"Well you see boss, at first it started out as nearly impossible, I was waiting for the general to leave, but seemed like she wouldn't leave. But then those portals started appearing, and she left, so I decided to wait and see if something would happen, and then everything went crazy. Portals started appearing everywhere, Atlas nearly devolved into anarchy, I made my move and loaded the cargo up in the bullhead and sent it off."
"And you're sure no one spotted you?"
"Nope, no one spotted me and no one noticed the bullhead leave, because the cameras stopped working and a giant pink truck was reported to have driven through the downtown area."
Honest sighed. "This world is becoming a madhouse… okay, then what happened?"
"I can answer that." Syura said. "After I had reported to you about the dust shipments, but a bit before everything started going to shit, I had arrived in Atlas to help out Zanku tie up some loose ends. And I managed to tie up the entire Marigold family, but before I could kill them a portal opened and lit the house on fire. And while that was happening, I made sure that nothing we did with them could be traced back to us."
Honest smiled. "Well, I'm glad that's been taken care of. Although, what about the Marigold working with that rebel group, their son… daughter… whatever they identify as."
"I think she's a girl now."
"Eh, doesn't matter, did you take care of them?"
Zanku smirked. "I took care of that, they were very easy to find in Mantle saving people, so one by one I messed with their memories and now they won't remember our involvement."
"Nice work, I'm still worried about the spy who took the girl and the dog." Syura said.
Honest smiled. "Oh, I wouldn't worry, if he goes to the authorities he'll risk getting arrested because if he does or anyone close to him does, all the evidence will start pointing towards him and he'll go down instead."
Zanku laughed. "Oh, how devious of you!"
"Indeed!" He pressed a button that made an expensive bottle of liquor appear from one of the walls, which Honest poured into three glasses as Zanku and Syura smirked.
"Gentlemen, as you know they aren't too happy with us, so I propose we stay off the radar for a while. However, as long as those monsters keep the attention away from us, we should be fine, which means that right now we're also celebrating a great success!" He raised his glass."So gentlemen… to the future!"
Originally, it was just gonna be Cable added as an assist trophy, but as I thought about it, I went "it'd be such a Deadpool move if he added Strange as well."
Ibuki: Yup yup!
Anywho, shout outs to everyone who helped put here, with Cody suggesting Ridley getting turned into Hades' minion, to Log with that second post credit scene, to DarkRebellion for LAFF and Logue in the story to... other friends I can't think of at the moment! Oh, wait, Jacob suggested Mikan, Medic and Strange heading to Hisui. Anywa-... Ibuki, why is there an empty chair next to us?
Ibuki: Well...
Deadpool: WHAT'S UUUUUUUP!
...Oh no...