AN: Manfred is my OC, and this bit will feature one of his many talents.
It was a lazy Sunday afternoon, and Mickey and Minnie were spending it going through old and newer photo albums. The current one they were looking at featured pictures entirely made up of Mickey and his cousin Manfred and their adventures together, as Minnie hadn't seen them before.
However, there was one picture they came across that Mickey had completely forgotten about, and of course it understandably upset Minnie. "Mickey, what is this?" She asked angrily through gritted teeth while trying to remain calm. There had to be some logical explanation for it, and there was but it would take a while to explain for the second Minnie had spotted the photo, Mickey had started to bust a gut from laughing so hard.
The picture in question was a wedding photo, or at least appeared to be. Mickey was definitely the groom, but the bride had white fur and looked quite beautifully elegant sitting next to a standing Mickey. Even the bride's dress was gorgeous as it consisted of mostly bunched up looking frills with little flower accents for every connecting corner.
Meanwhile, Mickey had laughed so hard that he fell off the couch. He still laughed as Minnie called his name again three times to get his attention. She got him on the fourth time when his laughter was slowly starting to finally die down.
"Hahhhh…I'm sorry Minnie, heh-heh, but it should be obvious why that picture is even in that album since it's just made up of all my adventures with Manfred…and the bride has white fur, so who else could it be?" He said through numerous stifled chuckles, and chuckled even more when he finished as Minnie did a double take at the photo.
She could hardly believe that the bride was really Manfred. The makeup was spot on to perfection. He really did look like a woman.
"Pretty convincing ain't he?" Mickey quipped, now that he was sitting up on the floor and nestled his head into his arms on the couch. "He was undercover dressed as a girl at the time an' we got pulled over by a photographer fer a wedding magazine, an' he said we looked like a cute couple. I didn't wanna do it 'cause I'd have rather done it with you, but Manfred dragged me into it anyway since the photographer had ta make a quota, an' who knows if he'd ever sucker in another cute looking couple. Manfred has the actual magazine if ya ever wanna see a bigger version of this picture. This is just the copy they gave us as a souvenir." He said reaching over to point at the photo.
Minnie just stared at him in shock throughout his whole explanation. It was all so ridiculous that it had to be true. She couldn't help it as she burst into a fit of giggles. "Oh-ho Mickey! It could only happen to you couldn't it?"
"Yeah, I've been getting that a lot. So, d'ya forgive me?" He scratched the back of his head, and looked up at her hopefully.
"Oh, Mickey. There's nothing to forgive. Besides, you know I can't stay mad at you." She replied, patting the spot next to her on the couch to prompt him to come back and sit next to her again. When he did get back on the couch, she scooched over to sit in his lap and kissed him. She spoke again when she pulled back several seconds later. "Maybe we should walk around town together later and see if we get pulled over for looking like such a cute couple?" She suggested playfully.
"Sure, I'd like that! But much later though…I'd like ta have ya all ta myself fer a bit." Mickey said, wiggling a brow at her before moving in to kiss her neck.
"Oh, you~!" Minnie giggled gleefully, adoring his attention and trying to return the favor when she could.
Now remember kids, no matter how ridiculous a story may sound, if the storyteller finishes with something along the lines of "I kid you not" be it an explanation or otherwise, then it's obvious that there's some things you just can't make up.