"After a rather surprising turn of events, Harley was able to get into the Legion as well take on Aqua man as well humiliate him in the process. While this made her happy, Poison Ivy however wasn't due to the ideal of her wanting to protect her from being abused like she was when Joker was in her life. This lead to the two villains breaking up as well going their own ways, this was a bit of surprise for Bebop and Rocksteady since the idea of two friends breaking up was not known for them since they did everything together. From joining gangs, to screwing with the cops as well joining the Foot together. So far whatever happened in their lives, they stood by like brothers no matter what the scene they were in. But with what they saw, it was something else. Hiding secrets as well talking bad at each other, they'd never do something like that. Would they? For now the two had bigger things to worry about, which was being full time members of the Legion of Doom. A group which Harley reminded everyone to be serious, as well to not fuck up. They were in the big leagues, which meant they had to professional as well impress the villains they would be working with."
Legion of Doom Headquarters
It was bright as well sunny morning over the rather ominous as well tyrannic lair of the Legion. Walking to the large base was Harley, who was right now with Clayface, King Shark, along with Bebop and Rocksteady. Except for Ivy, in which Harley was right now feeling a bit upset. Seeing how what she did was pretty stupid, as well that being a bad idea. She sent a text to Ivy that she was sorry, along the lines that she'll be careful.
"So how shall we present ourselves? Introduce ourselves in the dramatic attire? Or rather use our witty banter as well looks to make the jealous of us?"
Clayface asking Harley and the others on how they should present themselves, though for Harley. For the first time since she went on her own needed to be serious, as well the others as they had to make a good look for each other.
"We just need to shut up, as well not piss off anyone. Like high school, only I'm not showing off my body to impress the cheer leading squad. Just, follow my lead."
Stating what they should do as well saying a example for them to follow, the five walked into the main entrance to see the indoor interior of the Legion of Doom. Statues of powerful villains, as well of portraits of them hanging onto the wall.
"To think, a bunch of gangsters as well villains that we see on the news. Are looked at like if they were presidents of the country, I think I want my statue to be made out of jewels."
Bebop thinking about if he got a statute, he dazzled it in something rather unique then the others. Walking to the front desk, they all pulled out that of ID cards for them. The machine in front of them scanned each one in the collective order. As well soon enough buzzed them in allowing the crew to go into the place without any problems.
"Maybe we could hang out with some of the villains that fit our status. Like me with Black Manta, were both Aqua man themed villains. Or possibly Ocean Master."
Shark bringing up some idea's of what they could do since they were here, meeting with different villains could help them with learning new talents. While the idea of meeting different villains was ideal, Harley didn't exactly thought it be smart seeing how it could lead to possible trouble. Such as running into a certain purple suit ass hat that abused her for years. They arrived to that of the small break room where they saw numerous villains having some coffee as well getting ready to start the day.
"Wow, kind of strange to see these people. Act well, boring."
The mutant rhino stating as they all looked around seeing these great beings of villainy, just having simple conversations with one another as well socializing. Coming to them was none other than Lex Luthor, who had a coffee mug as well showing a somewhat friendly smile to them.
"It's not exactly evil planning in mornings, were all human. As of you two?"
Looking to the two mutant duo which they merely remain a bit quiet since the fact that they weren't exactly all animals. Along the sides of feeling a strong presence of him being much more superior then them, even if he didn't have a cool costume.
"Well their actually humans that got mutated, long story short. Their with me, as well ready to help out whatever scheme's you have ready for."
Sounding optimistic about what the wealthy villain might need as he smiled to them, as Lex enjoyed that optimistic from new villains. As well that they were ready to cause trouble.
"Excellent, Harley. You should get settled in, I'll escort your crew here to where they could relax at."
Informing her which she nodded as the others got curious since this wasn't going to be the room they were going to be in. Though knowing this place they probably get a place which might be awesome as well might have a game system. Harley, just smiled at the fact she made it here. The Legion of doom, it was everything she imagined as well noticing something, a fridge with some coffee as well food for her to get. Walking over, she soon hears some coughing which was coming from Joker. Who was watching the news about the recent crime activity rising.
"Pretty interesting with how your doing, never imagine that you'd get some New York goons to work for you. I'm impressed."
Sounding a big smug as well rather controversial seeing that Harley knew him, as well how he would always try and diminish her whenever there was a chance to do so. Though this was different, making a complement? Something was up.
"Coming from the guy that left me for Batman, tried to kill me on the talk show as well have both of my 'New York' goons dead. That's good to hear something from you that isn't utter bullshit."
Responding to him as well trying her best to not utterly lose her mind and hurt him, she was trying to be a better villain. Not a crazy ex girlfriend, which she was but doing it in a manner of professional like.
"Hey, I take that quite fairly. Seeing how these day's the Legion is acting like that office we blew up, so many odd Joe's that day."
Bringing back a memory which Harley, remembered it quite well. The two of them in a large Joker blimp, dropping several bombs on the place as well seeing people screaming. A bit unpleasant but they were all lawyers, so it wasn't that bad. Harley, quickly shook her head as well getting a bit upset.
"If this a attempt to try and be a couple. Then I suggest to take that Idea and.."
"What? Us! God's no, right now it's a bit easy being on my own. As well that were colleagues, we should work together. I give you my idea's that are flamboyant, while you give me yours. Which are both sane as well insane."
Quickly stopping her from making a insult, as well that of being more. Friendly like, which was now making Harley now confused in this situation. Getting his own cup of coffee, he soon leaves her as well almost confused at who she was just talking to.
This wasn't the insane horrible clown prince of crime that treated her like shit for years. Shaking her head, she goes to grab a bottle of water. However, just before she could take a sip. Harley noticed a reflection in the water which was none other then her rather hexing companion.
"Your such a high school girl, you know that? Your emotions are getting scrambled by a nice Joker."
The reflection of the Enchantress saying as Harley desired to shut her up by pouring the water into the sink, however she was the only one that talks to Ivy. They were somewhat similar, had a green clothes theme as well all powerful in their own sense. Noticing a girl's bathroom, she walked over as well locked the door. Checking the large bathroom mirror, hurls the water onto the reflection in which. Harley's reflection soon changed to a full body appearance of the Enchantress.
"I'm not falling for his shit grin, I'm just right now trying to figure out what he might be up to. But, more to the side. How's Ivy?"
Asking rather concern like since she still cared about her friend, even if she was now in her dream job. Enchantress's face showed somewhat of a sadden look, not exactly desiring to be in this type of situation.
"She got your text, still not exactly thrilled that you talked about her plants being her only friends. Ivy is right now with the mortal Kite man, which is quite surprising due to how he's. You know."
Answering her on where Ivy was right now since she wasn't hanging out at the mall, the one place where everyone made that abandon place their home. Harley merely smiled at how Ivy was with someone, but still thought it be possible to re patch their friendship. The witch would give the message to her as the green reflection soon disappears, Harley breathes in hopping that the others were doing alright such as being like high class super villains.
Later
After following Luthor threw the complex of the building, the leader of the world wide group of villains escorted them to a area where other villains would be placed. Which was that of a office space which was like a normal building, to which this was were the goons and other henchmen at.
"Hey, we ain't goons. Were professional villains that can.."
The mutant rhino was trying to respond to Luthor, however the bald man was gone in a instant along that of leaving the four in the dismal place. It was quiet, dark, grey as well possibly feeling like this place was for where people wanted to curl up and pass out for a very long time.
"I thought my spot would be somewhere that the limelight could shine upon me. Not, in the vampire movie 'Bloodsucking Bastards'. Although it's a funny movie, I am not a vampire!"
Clayface shouting rather upset as well for the others, looked a bit sadden by this. Bebop, looked around seeing that of graffiti as well felt like he was back in the neighborhood. The only thing that was missing was a bunch of cops coming over and arresting some friends he knew, along some shady deals going on in the corner of the place. Quickly enough, they heard the a ding from the elevator.
"Maybe it's Harley to tell us what's wrong here, I bet she said something to Luthor and.."
King Shark thinking that there was some good news, the large shark male turned to see no one in the elevator. The four looked around seeing that this could be somewhat of a sick joke played on them.
"Down here dip shits."
A rude and upset tone coming from none other then Doctor Psycho, who was looking at them with a look. The four moved back as well curious what the telepathic villain might want, in which he looks at the mutant twins Bebop and Rocksteady.
"I need horn boy and piggy with me on a job, got to get going quick."
Speaking quick as well straight to the point, in which the four men got upset as they were growling back him in a rather upset tone.
"Hold up mini me, we work for the boss. Which is a hot clown girl, not some Slappy puppet who got into a wood chip accident."
Bebop insulting him as well not exactly thrilled to work for this guy, the others nodded as well looked serious at the villain. However, the doctor pulled out several papers which showed of health risks as well being hired by him, with a word which made them rather sadden and angry.
"Wait? Were goons?"
King sounding shocked which the doctor nodded as well waves a finger to the two mutants as they had to go, seeing how they were required to follow the rules. Both Bebop and Rocksteady had no choice but to follow the small male into the elevator, along the sides of making enough space for each other to not get cramped in. Soon enough they went right up to the surface leaving both Clayface and King Shark alone in the Goon department.
"Well this is quite tragic, we should go to Harley as well tell her about this before we are.."
Thinking of a rational idea in which they should commence quickly, the elevator doors soon opened to reveal someone much larger then Psycho. The two recognized this villain from Batman's personal rouge's galley, Bane. Also considered as the strongest villain in all of Gotham City. As well sheer strength to not be messed with, along the lines of not pissing him to where he could break someone's back like a toothpick.
"Goons, I have sign the papers for your assistance for the evening. Were heading off to blow up a rather jerky millennia, we shall do this after dinner. Eat enough for your strength, for the explosion will be messy. I do not want anyone to throw up in my car."
Looking at King Shark and Clayface as the two felt a bit scared since they were working with a man who use's a strength formula that makes both Bebop and Rocksteady weak. They only hope Harley would fine out, as well possibly get them out of working for the rather rude small man as well Bane.
On the other side of Gotham
Driving through the street, was Bebop and Rocksteady's cruiser as they were right now driving Psycho to a location where he was needed. Bebop, was hating the fact that he was driving a man smaller then a toilet. As his best friend, was in the back like if he was a over grown child. Rocksteady, was trying to get comfy in the back since it was small along the lines that it was for things such as weapons and money.
"So how exactly did Harley let you two get into her crew? Had to do a threesome?"
Asking the two a rather messed up question, which Bebop took the chance and saw a red stoplight. He hits the breaks hard making Psycho hit the side of the car board with his head which the small man yells in pain.
"First of all, the boss. Is a person that treats me and Rock like friends, and what we did to get in. Was show her that we can fight, steal as well cause a whole lot of problems for goodie two shoe assholes. So if you think, we did anything sexual to her. Know that me and Rock, will stomp the living shit out of you."
Threatening the small telepathic man which Rock agree with his friend, Psycho. merely chuckled as well laughed a bit which made the two confused. As Bebop soon continue to drive, as well listen to what the man might say.
"Well that's something, because as long I've been in this job of screwing heroes over. Harley has been wrapped around Joker like a dog on a leash, he might do something to bring her back to his side."
Sounding rather like a jerk but also making a valid point, to which that Harley has talked about showing how she was much better then him. Rocksteady, merely snorts a bit as well growls to the little man.
"Well you underestimate her as well how bad ass she is, I bet once this over. She's going kill him, take his weapons and let us get to use his weapons."
Thinking that Harley was surely going to kill him, though the doctor had questions about that since Joker was a powerful villain in insanity and intellect. But just before he could respond to her, Bebop stops the car as the three were looking at a bank robbery being stopped by a female Amazonian. The two mutants looked at the rather attractive woman wearing that of a dark blue armored skirt, a yellow and red armored patted vest as well two gold bracelets.
"Whoa, who's the armored Xena warrior?"
"That's Wonder Woman, my nemesis. I hired some low ranked bank robbers to bring her out here. And to that, will give me enough time to kill her. Now watch as a pro villain does it."
Talking rather prideful as he got out of the car, Rocksteady was able to get up to the passengers seat as they both watched how Psycho was doing a evil monologue as well showing off his powers. Using his telekinetic powers, he was throwing cars as well different types of items with his mind.
"Whoa, little bastard got some powers. But for guys like us, all we need is muscle and big guns."
Chuckling at his friend which that was true, though for Bebop. He was feeling a bit confused at what Psycho said, Harley wouldn't go back to Joker. Would she? The warthog was right now feeling a bit confused as well his head was hurting from the complex question. He decides to text Harley to see if she was alright, there was nothing which made the shades wearing mutant worried.
"Rocksteady, maybe we should go back to Harley. I don't like the fact the boss is hanging around a boyfriend that treated her like shit."
Showing a bit concern for their boss since if anything happened to her, they would lose a good boss as well might end up working for Psycho. Or any other villains at the Legion, to which they heard some explosions in front of them which was Psycho continuing his attack on Wonder Woman. Rock, heard his friend which made the rhino a bit confused.
"The boss can handle herself, as well that we need to prove were her best mutants. Besides, once we help the small guy. She might be proud for us, unlike the Foot. Bet those ninjas are jealous of us now."
He asked which Bebop chuckled a bit, seeing how that in the Foot they were considered rather idiotic monsters then well trained warriors. Bebop, held the wheel tight as well was nervous as he had to tell his friend something since they had a moment to themselves.
"Yeah, listen Rocksteady. We've been pals for a long time, ever since our first gang initiation. And, we always told each other everything."
"No shit, that's because were awesome mutants. As well got a spot in a huge villain team, and it's because we did it together."
Answering him which the two fist pumped each other, though Bebop. Looked a little upset as well rubbed his mohawk feeling like a asshole for what he might say to his best friend.
"Well, I was going to say this when we got the respect we really wanted. But, the actual reason.."
He was going to say something to his best friend, but there was a rather a large clashing sound which came from Wonder Woman. She slams her bracelets which send a powerful shock wave towards Psycho, as well sending the small man to their cruiser smashing the window as well ruining the hood. The two mutants got shocked at how their car got ruined, as well almost busted as they got out.
"That really hurt you C#$T!"
Swearing at Wonder Woman which both Bebop and Rocksteady jaws drop at what the small villain said, along that of everyone around them. Especially the animals, along the lines of the cops who had just arrived on the scene.
"Dude, that's fucked up."
The rhino said as well Bebop nodding at that, the small man looked a little surprised at himself as he had no control over that. As well what he said was by accident, in which Wonder Woman quickly stepped back as well let the cops handle this as the fight got incredibly uncomfortable.
"Wonder Woman I didn't mean it! I was going say bitch, honest. Come on your the only S class hero I fight! please don't go!"
Pleading for her to come back to battle him, though everyone merely glared at him as well began to hurl stuff at the small man. As well the two mutants with him as well seeing they were with Psycho, while the mutants were used to this. Bebop looked at his phone seeing that he got a message from June Moone, who was right now sounding rather sad with the texting.
"You guys get to Gotham Hospital Ward, It's King Shark. His fin is blown off!"
Which showed a image her, as well walking with Clayface as the two were walking a rather badly injured King Shark as well going into operation. Bebop, looked shocked at Harley not being there for them. As well not stopping this from happening, though just before he could tell his friend. A cop threw small concussion grenade, which blinded the two as well made Bebop stumble into the cruiser smashing his head into the car window breaking it entirely.
His face covered in cuts and glass, Rocksteady got his eye sight back as well turned to see his friend covered in cuts and blood. Along the lines of their cruiser being destroyed, the rhino gritted his teeth as well turn to the cops as he grabbed that of a large mail truck and stares at the humans.
"Leave my friend, alone!"
Roaring at them to where he hurls the car right towards the cop, as well makes a large enough explosion sending the men as well everyone away from them. Bebop, removed his glasses as the glasses were in his face as well had trouble seeing.
"Damn it my peepers! Rock, we got to head to this Gotham Hospital joint, Shark's down man."
Explaining to his friend as Rocksteady saw how Bebop couldn't see clearly, he helps him into the cruiser while Psycho. Seeing how he was already in trouble, went into the cruiser as well in the driver's seat as the large rhino was right now checking out his friend.
"Ugh guys, I can't drive this hunk of metal cause I'm small. And if you make a dwarf joke I'll.."
"Just fucking drive!"
The two shouting at the villain which made the man surprised as well using his powers to push the pedal, as well driving backwards along crashing into some stop signs. As well making a trail of destroyed environment, while the three were able to make a quick mistake. There was a cloaked person looking at the purple and grey cruiser driving off, the stranger saw some blood that had Bebop's blood on it. Grabbing it with a pair of gloves, the stranger quickly leaves from the scene as this figure had intentions with this small sample of mutant blood.
Gotham Hospital Ward
A few hours later after the battle, the mutants were able to get a room. As well not threatening them since June was able to persuade the doctors to help them, she might have used Enchantress to help out with this. Bebop, was soon escorted into a room where it was next to King Shark's room where the others were at. Rocksteady, was able to 'burrow' a wheelchair and got his friend on it as the two strolled into the room where they saw Clayface and June Moone. Looking over King Shark as he was right now passed out from the operation on his fin.
"Good lord Bebop, what happened to your eyes?"
Looking shocked at how a few hours ago Bebop seemed alright, but now his face was covered in bandages as well couldn't see anything.
"A cop threw a bomb at me, I hit our own car with my face. And now I'm a blind piggy until my healing kicks in, but I do smell fish."
Answering his friend which he could smell how King Shark was warm along the lines of how he was hooked up to wires which studied his life line. Coming in the door was Poison Ivy, as she quickly got the news about this as well seeing the two animal villains injured badly.
"Holy shit, it's like if hunter came in and showed no mercy. Where the hell is Harley? After the news of Psycho saying the 'C' word she had to a meeting, but hearing this she'd come running."
Looking shocked at how her friends were hurt, as well showing the signs of it. As well asking where Harley was, to where Clayface looked shocked at the news as he pointed at it.
"By Patrick Swazis ghost! We have been bamboozled, and stabbed in the back."
As they all saw the news which showed Harley, who was with none other than Joker. The two were kissing each other as well committing a crime together, as well that of avoiding getting caught by the Batman. This, made everyone rather upset as well that Psycho was right. Harley did end back up with Joker, which devastated even Ivy after all the times she convinced Harley to not go back, but she failed. They heard the doors open as it was Harley, who came in seeing the looks on their faces.
"It's one thing, that you ditch me for the Legion. As well leaving your friends to be fucked over by them, but him?!"
Now upset as well looking angry seeing how she had the right, which Harley turned to see the news as it showed her kissing Joker.
"No, I am. I didn't even kiss him, he did it to me and.."
"Don't try to come up with a plead. You promised that you'd extricate Bebop as well us to join Psycho and Bane. And now, we have a blind warthog and a passed out chopped off fin shark."
Sounding just as upset as Ivy, Harley explained how she tried to get them out of this if she helped Joker. But it didn't help, she still ended up working with Joker. Bebop and Rocksteady were both shocked at this as well, June. Herself wanted to say something, but this was Harley's fault.
"You know, I believed in you that you could be better. But you know, I'm done in helping someone that didn't believe in themselves. As well not thinking about others, and it's coming from someone who looks after plants."
Saying upset which Harley, was right now speechless which she could see the disappointment from the others. June, merely stayed silent as she was the first to leave.
"I've been in a hard relationship with the Enchantress, but I know. That what you did, was the opposite of trying to make it better."
Talking from experience with her being the host of Enchantress, the red haired girl soon walks out of the room leaving them. The second was Clayface, as he had something else to do. As well not wanting to be in a room with someone who desires their own intentions then the safety of their friends. Ivy, was next which Harley tried to plead to her.
"Look, I know you fucked up. So until you figure out your situation, don't call me unless you need me. That is if you need anyone."
Showing no emotion to her as well walking away leaving Harley almost broken, turning to Bebop and Rocksteady. She saw how her two mutant friends heart broken, as well how this all happened because she didn't act like a leader. Rocksteady, slowly pushed Bebop out of the room as Harley stopped them almost about to cry.
"Boys, please don't go."
Sounding sad but the rhino, merely snorted at her seeing how they had one boss that was selfish as well thought about himself. The two didn't need another, Rocksteady pushed Bebop out of the room leaving Harley alone with King Shark. Who was still passed out as well her looking at his fin, which was attached to him along that it would take hours before healing. She seats down to reflect at this was all her fault, as well losing her friends because of what has happened. In the hallway, was Bebop who was right now still blinded as that moment made him had to tell the truth.
"Rock, there's something I need to tell you. It's about the Foot, as well that the real reason why we got kicked out."
He spoke to his friend which the rhino, stops right in the middle of the hallway as well got rather tense as there had to be more drama right now. Bebop, feeling his heart squeezing merely gulped as he had to tell the truth.
"Shredder didn't kick us out because of how many screw ups we did, it was because. I, screwed around and attacked Karai."
Exposing the truth that while they were in New York, the warthog has somehow hurt the Shredder's daughter. Taking a moment to process this, as well learning the fact that his best friend lied to him like Harley did. Decided to keep cool, slowly walk over to Bebop. Pick him up, as well walked over to a nearby trash can as well slams him right into it making a rather large thumping sound.
"Out of all the things you hide, this is one?! Well consider this friendship over, because I don't want a warthog who screws with other people. Without telling them, you ruined our chance in staying in the Foot you pig!"
Shouting upset as well trying to not get teary, he leaves the warthog mutant in the trash can as well him trying to get out. Rocksteady soon walks out of the hospital alone, as well leaving Bebop to wallow in the trash to think about what he had just done.
"Fuck."
He cursed while being in the trash can as he now lost his best friend, his boss as well a crew that was like a family. A family that was now torn a part by lies.