"For most of his life, Donatello has always believed that mind over muscle could outcome anything that he and his family had faced during their lives living in New York. From over coming the Foot, Shredder as well even more bizarre enemies. His intelligence was just as powerful than any formidable skills his father had taught him. However this situation he was in had him rather puzzled, such as him being sold off to a machine with intelligence that was beyond his own. Seeing his father come after with as well bringing two human women with him, along them being criminals. But what really took him off was that two of his as well his brother's two most troublesome enemies, Bebop and Rocksteady with Splinter and in space. Right now he was being debriefed from their suppose 'new boss' Harley Quinn about what's happen."
Unknown Territory
Passing by several stars was that of the Fugitoid ship, in which they were looking for one of the other ninja turtles that were scattered across the stars. In the resting quarters of the ship was Donatello, who was with both Harley and Ivy as they had explained to him almost everything that had happened when Bebop and Rocksteady met them in Gotham City. It was a lot to take in, along how the purple masked mutant just sat there in front of the two still thinking about one thing that they brought up when they begun to explain their story with him.
"Bebop and Rocksteady, shot a missile at Shredder?"
Donnie asking Harley and Ivy about how they battle their mortal enemy, as well of the rest of the foot clan. While being able to survive, as well shooting a missile at Shredder and sending him back to New York.
"Yeah. But they merely set up the rocket, I was the one who pulled the trigger. Sending that asshole threw crashing back into the city, it was a messed up Thanksgiving that day was."
Harley correcting Donnie about how she was the one who fired off the missile and sent Shredder back to the city. More importantly that they were able to enjoy their life without fearing the foot coming after them, Donnie looked at Ivy seeing how she was the intellectual one in the group as well the relationship between herself and Harley.
"The clean up was a pain, but so far we laid off those jerks. And tried to have a 'normal' life, but sometimes this one and the numbskulls drags me on adventures to have some fun."
Ivy pointing out that Harley as well Bebop and Rocksteady to do something crazy and unnecessary to get something going, whether it's breaking out a old friend or even getting on a date night. Harley, turned to Ivy seeing if she said was true as well got a bit sad. Though Ivy rubs her shoulder assuring her that she still enjoyed them.
"Wow. I mean, I can tell from how you two act that Bebop and Rocksteady must enjoy the company. The times me and my brothers are up against them, their either breaking something from Shredder's inventory or blowing up a car."
Donnie brining up a memory of his and the others fighting the two as well their former master, in which it was a simple time back then. Harley and Ivy were curious about that, on how four teenage mutants got involved with this. Especially with the Utrom and being in space, though they had to think about their question carefully to ask this mutant turtle.
"I have to ask, how did you exactly meet them? We're they humans or their animals selves. Cause they don't talk about their past that much, and seeing how your the shell head was responsible for most of their punishments. No offense."
Harley asking the turtle about their first interaction with the two mutants, as well how their rivalry between them began. Donnie, leaning back on his chair thought about how they first met both Bebop and Rocksteady. Which was a rather crazy night that involved them all.
"Well, it was just after we just took down half of the foot, it was a tough battle but we were able to make it through. However, Karai had one last trick up her sleeve. Apparently she as recruiting thugs and goons for experimentation. Which lead to Bebop and Rocksteady, as they were shockingly enough were the only two success's."
He explained about how they met the two power house mutants, in which the first fight they had was rather dangerous. Both Harley and Ivy listen that at first the two numbskulls they had known for months were a actual threat, which was surprising since right now they merely hang out playing video games.
"Soon enough after we've trained harder under Splinter and gone threw multiple occurrences. Both Bebop and Rocksteady became easy to beat. Never knew what happen to them after they retreat back to the Foot or Shredder."
Finishing his origin with meeting the two power house mutants, along of how he didn't expect for the two to end up leaving the ninja clan to join up with criminals in Gotham. In which the two could give him a run on how much they've done since they pair hooked up with the gang.
"Well sure enough they aren't being those old versions you talked to us about. Ever since they've been with me, I've made sure that Bebop and Rocksteady are bonafide ass kickers that take shit from no one. As well taught them a thing a two from yours truly."
Harley praising herself that since their time being near her, she may have made a impact on them for thinking as well becoming better versions of themselves. While Donnie thought it sounded crazy, as well Ivy who looked at her wife for suggesting that. They soon heard a loud ruckus from possibly the training room.
"Which sometimes I regret for not seeing this for myself."
Ivy telling Donnie her option on how she viewed Harley's teaching with the boys, along how the three got up to check out what was going on. In the simulation room where Splinter help train Ivy and Harley. He was doing the same with Bebop and Rocksteady, though the two weren't doing so well along getting a much harsher session.
"So far from what I've seen is that you rely on brute force and animal instinct, you are not just beasts. You are still human in mind, and in heart."
Splinter speaking to them as well keeping his arms behind his back, the two shook their heads as well decided to get back up and try to take him down. Bebop went first as well threw a few swings and several jabs towards Splinter. The rat saw how Bebop was leading on with his movement that just brutality.
"Your focusing to much on punching, rely on other types of attacks if you wish to avoid defeat."
Advising Bebop as he stopped the warthog's fist with a open palm as well spun him a couple of times before throwing him to the ground, Rocksteady. Charging at him with his horn, seeing the rampant rhino going at him with full force. Splinter leapt up as well did a double kick into Rock's face which sent him tumbling towards the ground.
"You rely to much on your horn, it's a strength and weakness that can cost you your friend."
He spoke to Rocksteady of how he would often trust his horn to handle situations, the two mutants looked at the elderly rat as well cracked their knuckles. Charging at him together, Harley wanted to try and intervene seeing that her boys might get to carried away and hurt the old rat.
"I wouldn't go in there yet, it's going end very quickly."
Donnie warning Harley how it be a bad idea to get in the middle of his lessons, to which Splinter closed his eyes as well held up one hand. Waiting for their attack, he quickly slides right between them as well allows both Bebop and Rocksteady's weight and running to clash into both of them. Colliding into one another, the two flew onto the ground hurt and beaten.
"Shit man, this is why I always hate fighting you. Your like Shredder but without the claws, and name insulting."
Bebop spoke out as well trying to shake off the bruise on his body, as well of helping Rocksteady up. The two looking upset at Splinter, they noticed that of Harley with both Donatello and Ivy looking at them. They merely held back any anger seeing that they didn't want to get roughed up again.
"Bet that was nice to see that shell head? Your pops beating us up like old times? Well it ain't like that anymore. If we were serious we'd mess him up."
Rocksteady looking at Donnie as well still angry as it was bringing up memories of him and Bebop getting beaten by his father and the turtles in the streets of New York. The turtle himself could see how that they weren't forgiving of him for the times he's attack them with his bow staff, he kept silent as well of not looking afraid of them.
"Hey, don't get all angry with him. We need him if we're going get back, as well that all the bullshit you've two had? Is in the past, right now is getting back to earth. So you two need to grow up."
Ivy interrupting the rather heated moment between the mutants, as well trying to not have them relive old memories. The three merely kept quiet seeing how Ivy gave them a serious look, in which it seem to calm them down. Splinter, bowed his head to the green skin woman of how she added some reason in this moment. The two mutants merely huffed and went over to Harley's side so that they had her back them up.
"So then, since we're all here. I think we should check on the professor, since he's the only one who's going help us all get home. Plus, it's good to give him some company once in a while."
Harley stating a idea for them to do, seeing that the more time they'd stay in the ship. It would get to their heads as well turn on one another, seeing how it was a sensible idea. Donnie leads the way as the Fugitoid was working on that of the map he gave the professor when he was on Brainiac's ship. Going down the hallways as well heading to the command deck, they soon see the metallic cyborg working on the map.
"Friends! I must say your arrival is just what I needed. I may have found one of the other turtles, though. There is a issue in the matter."
Honeycut telling them on how while everyone was minding their business, he happened to stumble upon where the next of Splinter's sons might be. Going through the control panel, there was several space programs like if it was space television.
"Wow. Any of them a wrestling show?"
Bebop asked as soon enough a program soon came up, they looked on the digital screen was a commercial. The six were looking at that of a large male, he had dark yellow skin with red eyes. He's armor was dark blue as well purple pants, he had that of a prideful smile as he was looking at the screen.
"Greetings citizens of the star systems! I am Mongul, ruler of War world. Your entertainment for blood and carnage, as you can see. Wherever there is a battle, I provide. Where there are warriors? I shall conquer. And today! Me and my sister, shall offer a battle you will have to see."
Spoke on screen was that of a possible gladiator host, they saw how the image changed to that of someone who would pose as his suppose 'champion' that would battle for his honor. He had dark purple skin as well of three yellow eyes, he had dark grey pants as well a blue cape. With a yellow belt and a emblem connecting to his cape, he rose his arms in the air as well of letting out a savage yell.
"Gladiator of ninety two star systems, villain of great heroes such as Superman, Martian Manhunter and the Justice League, I give to you, Despero!"
Mongul spoke in which got Harley and Ivy a bit nervous as the heavy weights for Superman as well the justice league? Wasn't exactly a good thing for whoever wanted to fight this triclops. The image changed showing a female version of Mongul, though she had curved muscles as well red hair.
"For my sister, Mongal. She will be choosing a champion who is known for his 'charismatic'. Personality, and his bright personality in even the harshest of environments. As well facing off against the Triceratons himself."
He continued to speak as well summing up who her champion would be, both Donnie and Splinter got shocked at someone who had a personality like that. Let alone always liked making jokes, the screen showed up which was none other than Michelangelo. Who was looking around confused and eating that of some alien food, he waved at the screen with a smile not knowing what was happening.
"We will be paper viewing the event of course, but tune in. The Masked Terran versus the Emerald General! On War world!"
The commercial finishes as it went away quickly, it left the crew shocked as well on how there was going be a death match between Mikey and this Stepphenwolf character. They didn't know what to say as Fugitoid, quickly tapped into the panel to see where the arena planet was located.
"I can't believe it, thousands of alien species. With brilliant minds and technology, all that. Going to waste to watch a fight? And with my brother in it?! That makes no sense!"
Donnie speaking out as well speechless of how that across the galaxy, he didn't a race of aliens to have their own barbaric gladiator show. Ivy, tapped on the side of his shell to try and sooth him a bit from the fact his brother might get shell shocked.
"Think about it this way, your going be helping out. Since this isn't exactly going be when we got you from a peaceful nerd, now. We're going be getting you brother by fighting."
She explained to him with a smile at how he would be attending them to rescuing Mikey. It be a risky mission for them, but sure enough the Fugitoid was able to locate where the War world planet was located.
"I have found the planet, but I must advised. This planet is considered one of the most dangerous places to visit, half of it's inhabitants are treacherous beings and have a taste for combat. Even out of the arena."
Fugitoid warning them about the journey to the planet as how it was considered a full on battle where anyone could start a fight. Though they heard two mutants chuckling in which came from Bebop and Rocksteady, seeing that they were going get a second chance at a arena fight.
"Sweet, we get a rematch. But this time instead of horn heads. It's every alien across the galaxy. My man we're going be famous!"
Rocksteady thinking as he and Bebop did a chest bump at how excited they were, not thinking about what might happen. Harley, merely sighs at this along walks over to Splinter in which she whispered a couple of things to him. Splinter was surprised by what the young woman spoke to him.
"If you believe it will help, I'll do my best."
He responded to Harley of what she suggested, in which he walked over and tapped the side of Bebop and Rocksteady's neck which caused them to stop get excited. They looked at their arms as they weren't moving, they turned to Splinter growling as well looking to Harley as she might have something to do with this.
"Sorry boys, but we need to prime and ready. So you gotta do a few more spars with ninja rodent there. Promise to make it up to you."
Harley telling them in which they merely lowed their heads in a upsetting like tone, but if she wanted them to prepare. Then they should at least try and get ready, following master Splinter. Donnie was surprised to see how the two, the same two that had tried to crush him and his friends. Listen to this clown woman he had met, as well could tell she wasn't normal.
"What? My boys listen to me much better, now. Since your the tech turtle of the group, going need you to check up on our junk."
She spoke to him about how Donnie could try and make sure their weapons could take out any aliens that might come their way, as well fight Despero if they meet him up close. The turtle nodded as he would be heading into the fight as well so he could save his brother as well, making sure to enter the coordinates. Fugitoid activate the engines as they made their way heading to War world.
Later on Warworld
Across the star system was that of Warworld, it was orbiting across a blazing sun as well that upon the surface of the planet. Was the stadium where the resident as well of it's two known beings who ruled the planet, which was both Mongul and Mongal. In her quarters was the woman on her throne, as well checking out the citizens flocking to the stadium.
"Look at them, so eager to enjoy a good bashing of brains and body parts. If I was in charge, I'd have sports, let alone allow anything to come into the arena. But oh no, father has to continue to old ways. Gladiatorial ways, pathetic."
Mongal talking to herself of how she wanted to change the way things were on Warworld, though that would change if she possibly win this match. Shutting off her screen, she turned to see her champion. Who was right now checking out the television as well the several programs it was showing, as well enjoying the food she offered him.
"However, having this creature facing against my brother will turn the crowd against him. Leaving me to takeover."
Smiling at how when the match was declared, Mongal formed a plan to have whoever would challenge her brother's champion. Would make the fight look humiliating and leave her to takeover the planet, while for Mikey? He was enjoying his stay, but still wasn't going let this large woman use him to fight her brother's gladiator.
"Hey lady? Just know that while this food is amazing, but will never replace pizza. I'll find a way off here and get back to my bros."
The turtle spoke out as well trying to be defiant towards her, Mongal. Merely smiled at him on how while he wasn't the choice of warrior she wanted, Mongal couldn't help but find him cute, not because of him trying to be brave towards her and not being afraid. But of his innocent like look on his face, as well of how he didn't look frighten of her. Walking over towards him, Mikey took a moment to prepare himself as well see her walking. In which made him a bit nervous seeing how her legs were exposed.
"Oh my sweet shelled Terran. I know how you much care for your species, but right now. I require your skills, as well that personality of yours."
Mongal being sincere with him, along twirling the side of his bandana mask. The turtle was nervous not knowing how to react, while she was his captor and the only reason why her brother didn't turn him into a trophy. He couldn't exactly fight her, Splinter taught him and the others to never fight women. No matter how big they were.
"Besides, once you win. You'll be the champion of 'my' Warworld and have anything you want. Possibly even finding your brothers~"
She continued to toy with him like if he was prey, to which she pulls him up and holds Mikey close to her chest. The orange masked turtle felt her arms wrapped around him, along his head going into her breasts as well feeling how they were soft as a pillow. Mongal, merely smiled as she pets him on top of his bald head.
"All you have to do is fight Despero and win, do that. And possibly humiliate my brother, and you can have anything you want."
Soothing him as she walks with him while keeping the turtle close to her, Mongal took him to her personal weapons stash as well collection of items that could tear up anyone standing in her way.
"Cowabunga."
Mikey spoke out looking amazed at all these large type of weapons, with how he sounded by the sight of her collection. Mongal merely smiled of how he was now fascinated in this, meaning he would do it. In which soon enough her plan would work, Mongal merely chuckled about if his help. Warworld would be hers.
Outside of the stadium
With many people coming in to see the fight, there were many lines of aliens coming to see the fight. Amongst them was the crew of the Fugitoid ship, the only ones amongst it was Harley and Ivy. As well of Bebop and Rocksteady being lead by Donnie, in which they were having on disguises. It only involved having trench coats, fedora's as having glass's and mustaches across their faces.
"This is seriously hitting the low standards of hiding in plain sight. How the fuck did you do this and not get noticed by anyone?"
Harley asking Donatello about how he and the others were able to get out in public as well avoid being detected by anyone. However they weren't even noticed by the countless aliens, Rocksteady found it a bit annoying with how the hat was to tight on his head. They continued to walk threw the line to they soon see the arena. It was large as well had that of spikes and several bones on the ground showing there was deaths.
"While I was on Brainiac's ship, was able to make this gauntlet that can let me view any environment I'm near. Let alone any other planet, meaning I can scan the structure of the building. So when Bebop and Rocksteady began the distraction, I can find a spot for us to escape while..."
Donnie trying to explain a plan for them, Bebop shushed him as the event was about to start. The lights above the arena turned on as well showing that of Mongul, who was floating on his own transportation device. Along of waving to his audience seeing their arrival.
"Greets and welcome to Warworld! Where today you get to see a fight of the first reptilian Terran. Against the gladiator of star systems. For those who wish to leave, I'd advise not to."
Mongul warning them in which one of the alien's tried to attend the bathroom, however he was shot by a laser shot. It shocked some of the audience members as well the others, they turned their attention towards the center of where coming out was that of Despero. Who was walking out raising his arms in the air getting the attention of others, as well having the crowd cheer for him.
"Woah, now that guy has been hitting the gym. Not like you Rocky."
Bebop making a joke of how he looked much more stronger than Rocksteady, the rhino growled as well whacks him upside his head. In which Ivy does the same to the rhino as they need to keep their cover, soon enough Mongal came out on her own device in which she waved to the crowd.
"As you can, Despero is ready for carnage. While my brother and you all have faith in him winning, my champion. Shall destroy him, may I present. The shell warrior of Earth, Michelangelo!"
She announced his name of who would face off against Mongul's proud warrior, coming out from the other side was the turtle. In which he had on some orange armor around his green skin, as well looking at all the aliens looking at him. It was a shocking sight, but sure enough he waved towards them enjoying the attention.
"You gotta admit for a mutant turtle he's kinda adorable."
Ivy speaking at how Mikey was smiling at the scene as well waving to the people, however for Donnie. He was nervous due to how Mikey could handle anyone if he had backup or friends to aid him. They looked at the orange masked turtle as well how had the match started.
"Seriously dude? No shirt? For me I don't need a excuse cause I have a shell, but your just throwing yourself off to people who.."
As Mikey was joking a bit with the three eyes alien, Despero merely roars before leaping up into the air and crashing right to the ground. Mikey was lucky enough to back flip away and land on the side of the spike, the ninja turtle saw the purple alien was able to make a crater on the ground.
"Sheesh. Do all freakishly large aliens have super strength, hey Mongul dude. I call foul!"
The turtle shouted at Mongul in which made several of the people laugh at how the green reptile was making a joke. Despero, saw how the people gave him attention in which enraged him. Rushing over to the large spike, he ripped it right off the ground. Mikey quickly side right off from spike and went behind Despero. In which he used the nunchucks to hit the side of the finned alien's head.
"Sorry bra, but you did try to swing me around."
Apologizing for the attack, to which the large alien backhanded him which sent him flying across the arena and landing onto the ground. As the crowd cheered for him, Donnie worked on his gauntlet checking for any places to get into the arena.
"Hey nerd, your brother is about to be turtle soup. Going use your brain and help out or what?"
Bebop asking seeing how Donnie was able to find a good spot where the lasers wouldn't spot them, quickly whispering it to Harley. She checks out the spot and nods with a devious smile, as well goes to tell the mutants. While that was going on, Despero walked towards Mikey as he quickly got up and pulled out his nunchucks spinning them fast.
"You know something ugly? Your possibly the sixty guy who's tossed me across the side. And I'm pretty much sick of it!"
He announced not letting him get bullied by Despero, watching the large alien charging at him. Mikey relied on his ninja training as well his own movements, moving quickly away as well freestyling. He made Despero even more angry with how he couldn't land a blow. Mongul, who was watching the display got upset by how his champion wasn't landing a blow.
"It appears your champion's reputation was exaggerated brother. Maybe my masked reptile is the better fighter."
Mongal speaking to her brother as well getting him angry, Mongul seeing how this was getting nowhere. The warlord took from the side of his transportation device, he pulled out a spiked club. Throwing it towards Despero, the alien caught and looked at Mikey with a grin.
"Enough of this game. Crack his shell open!"
Mongul shouted at Despero in which the alien rose his weapon into the air, ready to deliver a powerful blow. He and the crowd didn't noticed right off the side of the balcony. Was four beings coming right onto the field, going in front of Mikey. It was Harley along with her mutants, and Donnie as the crowd suddenly roared with shock and excitement.
"Donnie! How'd you get here? And, why is Bebop, Rocksteady and hot clown girl with you?"
Mikey asked both confused and relieved at how his brother was here to save him, but not expecting the strange team he was paired up with. Mongul, looked to his sister to see if this was her doing. Though she merely smiled as this was something that was going benefit her even more.
"Well then audience, it appears we have some aggressive newcomers. But Warworld is all about aggression, and combat! So in order to make this a fair but brutal fight, I will enter the ring!"
He announced which everyone was shocked to hear, as Mongul leapt right off his device. Landing smack down into the area, he made the audience gasp as well cheer for how he would be participating. The Earth beings looked at the two power house beings going to possibly clobber them, in which they prepared themselves.
"Real smart thinking shell head. Have us go in the middle of the ring and have us get ripped apart."
Bebop making fun of Donnie as they wouldn't exactly be able to handle both Despero and Mongul at the same time. The purple masked turtle nodded as he wasn't planning on fighting the two of them, but pointing at the hover device that Mongul was on. In which controlled most of the arena's weaponry and technology.
"We don't need to win, just need to hold them off. Come on!"
Harley speaking out as she noticed on the side of her belt, it was a handle in which she pressed the side of it. It changed to that of a metallic like bat with a red glowing. She looked amazed by the look as well spins it around, by the side was Bebop and Rocksteady. Who tried it out, in which both of them got their own weapons. Rocksteady was a energy hammer and Bebop, a energy saw.
"Oh, this groovy."
Bebop smiling as the five charged at the two power houses, while in the stadium where everyone was focused on the fight. Ivy, sneaked pass threw the audience to try and get to Mongul's transportation device. Getting right to the side of the edge, Ivy grabbed that of her whip and aimed it at the device, firing it off. She zipped right towards it, as Mongul was handling both Bebop and Rocksteady. He noticed the green skin woman on his device.
"Fool. I can control any technology on Warworld with with merely a thought. You can enjoy the show when I blow you..."
Before he could activate the self destruct on his device, Mikey got the chance and was able to get a lucky swing and bash right at the side of Mongul's forehead. Right at the collision, his helmet begun to malfunction as well electrocute himself. Everyone watched at the lightshow as well how everyone was noticing him.
"Amazing, apparently he has a cerebral helmet that's connected to the arena. So by destroying it, the backlash is attacking his body."
Donnie trying to figure out why Mongul was being shocked, as he let out a painful yell. He soon collapses onto the ground passed out and fried, with the battle seemingly over. Despero looked at the chance to kill one of them, seeing Harley. He decided to run right towards her, however before the alien could attack her. He was shot in the chest with that of a energy shot, dying in a instant. She and the others in the arena looked seeing Ivy managing to save her wife.
"Anyone else that wants to continue this shit show?"
Ivy asking them turning the device to the public or even Mongal seeing if they wish to continue, though before anything. They saw something coming from the sky, right above Warworld was that of the Triceraton fleet. It caused a mass riot as well made the aliens in the seats run out frighten by their arrival.
"Mongul! You are harboring enemies of Triceraton Empire. Relinquish them at once, or we will destroy your world."
Spoke from the ship possibly Mozar who was seeing if the planet's ruler would try and respond back to him, as the arena was empty. And Mongul out of commission, Mongal looked at the Triceraton fleet. To which she took her device as well activated the coms so that they could listen to her.
"Attention, this is Mongal. The new ruler of Warworld, and these 'enemies' of yours. Are now my property, and what I do with them is my issue. So you have several seconds to leave my atmosphere, before I destroy you."
She threatened him as well activating the weapons upon the planet, there was a sudden silence for them before the Triceraton armada begun to fire upon the area. Which soon enough Warworld's defense's begun to activate. A shield went over the arena as well of protecting them, Mongal looked at the others before smiling at Michelangelo.
"Thank you for your assistance, now I will be running this planet. To show good faith, I relieve you of my service. But pray we ever meet? And you shall be my pet Terran~"
Telling him on she was freeing him, and opening a set of doors to for them to escape. Without saying a goodbye, the small group begun making their way threw a secret door and running in the back of the arena. As they continued to run, they noticed flying above them was the Fugitoid ship.
"Hey! Open the fucking doors!"
Harley shouting at whoever was flying the ship, in which they saw the hanger doors opening. A tractor beam shot upon them as well sent them flying towards inside of the ship. Landing within the ship, they looked out of to see the city being attacked by Triceratons as well them attacked as well. The ship made a clear get away from the fire fight as well took a moment to get some air.
"Holy shit, we're really pushing our luck in getaways boss."
Bebop stated as he was shaken at how close they were to getting killed, coming in to see them was that of Splinter. In which he saw both his son Donnie and Mikey together, he was relieved to seem them alive. As well Mikey, running up to Splinter and giving him a hug.
"Dad, your alive."
The turtle sounding relieved as Splinter held his son tight, at how it was good to see his younger son safe. Harley and Ivy looked seeing the armada and warworld battle each other. In which they could see they were being hunted by the Triceratons, meaning the faster they find the turtles and get Fugitoid to build a teleporter to earth. The faster they could to getting the hell out of this messed up galaxy.