Horrible Gremlin Geralt Chronicles

by Lamia of the Dark

[Drabble Collection] The adventures of Geralt, based on all the stupid things the writer has done while playing Witcher 3: Wild Hunt.

1. Don't Aard in Front of the Guards

~ Horrible Gremlin Geralt Chronicles ~

- Geralt's Diary: Don't Aard in Front of the Guards -

I accidentally cast Aard in the middle of town for no reason. The guards did not like that. They chased me down yelling about how much they were going to beat my ass, but I managed to get out of town and swim across the river. I think they gave up once I was in the water, but I didn't want to risk getting out on the same side I went in at, just in case they were all congregated on the bank waiting for me.

The next time I went to back to that same town, I was prepared to have to make a run for it again. Although the guards still seemed hostile toward me, it was no more than usual for a witcher. The Aard incident seemed to have been entirely forgotten.

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