~ Horrible Gremlin Geralt Chronicles ~
- What's That Fucking Witcher Doing Now?: Hunting Deer With Igni -
"What's that fucking witcher doing now?"
"Looks like he's running around... chasing a herd of deer."
"What's he doing that for? Doesn't he have a monster to hunt?"
"He took at least three different contracts. He's definitely not lacking for things to hunt."
"Maybe he needs target practice? Look, he's casting a fire spell."
"Ooh, he got 'em!"
"Oh, that one's getting away!"
"... and there he goes after it."
"Aw, he's off in the woods now. Do you think he got it?"
"No, look, he's coming back now."
"What's he doing? Ew, he's scooping up handfuls of raw meat from the corpses."
"Didn't he hunt them with a fire spell? At least take the cooked parts, you cretin."
"Hey, what's that hanging on his back? Is that... a crossbow? Why didn't he hunt the deer with that?"
"Fuckin' witchers, man..."
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