~ Horrible Gremlin Geralt Chronicles ~
- What's That Fucking Witcher Doing Now?: Carrying Mugs of Beer in His Pocket, Apparently -
"What's that fucking witcher doing now?"
"Looks like he's being attacked by a group of bandits. He's taking some pretty bad hits. Should we... help him?"
"Nah, man, I'm not leaving my post to help some witcher. If he can't take care of some bandits on his own, then how good of a monster slayer could he really be?"
"Ooh, he just took something out of his pocket... is that a mug of beer?"
"How did he even fit that in his pocket?"
"Must have magic pockets."
"Now he's just chugging beers in the middle of a fight."
"Well, looks like he recovered and might beat those bandits after all."
~oOo~