Horrible Gremlin Geralt Chronicles

by Lamia of the Dark

[Drabble Collection] The adventures of Geralt, based on all the stupid things the writer has done while playing Witcher 3: Wild Hunt.

7. Running Around in His Underwear

~ Horrible Gremlin Geralt Chronicles ~

- What's That Fucking Witcher Doing Now?: Running Around in His Underwear, Trying to Catch Wild Horses -

"What's that fucking witcher doing now?"

"Running around in his underwear for some reason."

"Why? Is he gonna go swimming?"

"How would I know whether he's planning on going swimming? Do I look like a mind-reader to you?"

"Well, there is a river nearby, so I thought that maybe he was planning on going swimming. Can't think of any other reason he'd take his clothes off in the woods."

"Looks like he's trying to catch one of those wild horses... and before you ask, no I don't know what he's going to do with it. He's got his own horse already."

"Hey, do you hear that howling?"

"Here comes a pack of wild dogs!"

"Look at this dumbass trying to put his pants back on while he's being attacked by dogs. This is the funniest thing I've seen all week."

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