Horrible Gremlin Geralt Chronicles

by Lamia of the Dark

[Drabble Collection] The adventures of Geralt, based on all the stupid things the writer has done while playing Witcher 3: Wild Hunt.

12. Ouch, Oof, My Heart

~ Horrible Gremlin Geralt Chronicles ~

- Geralt's Diary: Ouch, Oof, My Heart -

So, I. Uhhh. Wow, this is hard to talk about even in my diary that I'm sure no one else is ever going to read. (Lambert, stop using your witcher senses to find my diary and read it. That is an unconscionable invasion of privacy. And stop writing fart jokes in the margins. What are you, 12?)

Anyway. I broke up with Yennefer today just to see what would happen. I was not expecting her reaction to be so... gods, the look on her face when I told her I didn't want to be with her anymore after she poured her heart out to me... and then I couldn't take it back and say it was a joke so I just had to roll with it and tell her we could still be friends.

I shouldn't have done that. I feel horrible.

~oOo~

A/N: Yes, I really did this because I wanted to see what would happen, and it was so horrible. I reloaded my save file immediately so I could tell her I love her. T_T