Horrible Gremlin Geralt Chronicles

by Lamia of the Dark

[Drabble Collection] The adventures of Geralt, based on all the stupid things the writer has done while playing Witcher 3: Wild Hunt.

14. 167 Chunks of Raw Meat in My Pockets

~ Horrible Gremlin Geralt Chronicles ~

- Geralt's Diary: I Have 167 Chunks of Raw Meat in My Pockets -

While Yennefer was giving examples of how well she knows me, she said, "I know you don't like undercooked meat." I honestly don't recall the rest of the conversation. I had to clench my jaw really hard so I wouldn't say something stupid. Like "I have 167 chunks of raw meat in my pockets right now and I am going to eat them without any type of cooking or seasoning at all even though I HAVE pepper and honey and raspberry juice and butter (and other things that humans probably use to season their meat with) in my inventory and I'm just going to shove ingredients in my face individually instead of attempting to put together a decent meal for myself because I'm a witcher and it's all just nutrients, so please continue to tell me how well you know my preferences, Yennefer."

I did not say that to her. Good job, me.

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