Horrible Gremlin Geralt Chronicles

by Lamia of the Dark

[Drabble Collection] The adventures of Geralt, based on all the stupid things the writer has done while playing Witcher 3: Wild Hunt.

15. Fell Off a Balcony Like an Idiot

~ Horrible Gremlin Geralt Chronicles ~

- This Is Why People Hate Witchers: Fell Off a Balcony Like an Idiot -

"I saw that dumbass fall off a second story balcony. He made a noise like a dying goose when he landed. Probably broke his leg. Then he just sat in the street and pulled twenty pieces of raw meat out of his pocket and he was just eating them one after another. Raw meat! He didn't even have the decency to cook it first! And then he stood up like nothing was wrong, went back back up the stairs, tried to jump from the balcony onto a roof and fell right back into the street again."

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