Horrible Gremlin Geralt Chronicles

by Lamia of the Dark

[Drabble Collection] The adventures of Geralt, based on all the stupid things the writer has done while playing Witcher 3: Wild Hunt.

17. Kleptomania & Friends

~ Horrible Gremlin Geralt Chronicles ~

- Geralt's Diary: Kleptomania & Friends -

I went back to Dandelion's place after it was redecorated. (Mostly so I could dump a bunch of armor in the stash chest so I wouldn't keep getting overburdened constantly.) And of course I used my witcher senses to see if there were items laying around that I could loot. There was a lot of new stuff. I even went through all the upstairs rooms and took everything that wasn't nailed down.

I played a couple rounds of Gwent with the new innkeeper while I was there, too. Somehow he had the crowns to pay me my winnings even though I'd just bankrupted him by unloading all my stolen goods on him.

And yeah, Dandelion is my best friend and I probably shouldn't take stuff from him, but he is well aware of my kleptomania and keeps getting new stuff which is able to be looted, so... yeah.

~oOo~